We gonna burn. . well, l' rra a little lost you now you = are here and who are you? and for all this time, it was the people of a tribe from Polynesia that was
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We gonna burn

well, l' rra a little lost
you now you =
are here
and who are you?
and for all this time, it was the people of a tribe from
Polynesia that was right!
well, so how you didn' t follow our rules and belifes
you gonna bum... in hell
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#50 - kanadetenshi (12/09/2013) [-]
******** , she's going to no meatland.
User avatar #158 to #50 - tacticalhog (12/09/2013) [-]
anyone have the source?
#172 to #50 - mrgreatnamess (12/10/2013) [-]
Fancy seeing you here
User avatar #99 to #50 - subadanus ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
iunderstoodthatreference.gif
#166 to #99 - arrowinurbutt (12/10/2013) [-]
*slides gif across table nonchalantly*
*slides gif across table nonchalantly*
User avatar #186 to #166 - jibb (12/10/2013) [-]
what is the reference?
User avatar #188 to #186 - arrowinurbutt (12/10/2013) [-]
I have no idea. I'm just providing the gif
#35 - jibb (12/09/2013) [-]
**jibb rolls 33**
#103 to #35 - ashler (12/09/2013) [-]
**ashler rolled a random image posted in comment #43 at Last Name Game **
#85 to #35 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at quite lovely ** what does that have to do with anything?
#109 to #35 - arcanezero (12/09/2013) [-]
sweet roll
#36 to #35 - jibb (12/09/2013) [-]
**jibb rolls 23**
#69 to #36 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
almost double dubs
#39 - mrgreatnamess (12/09/2013) [-]
Pascal's wager
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#48 to #39 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
I had to look it up so i figured i'd save anyone else curious about it the trouble en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascals_Wager
#46 to #39 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
Pascal's wager is probably the stupidest example of illogical dumbassery in the history of Christian Apologetics.
User avatar #169 to #46 - mrgreatnamess (12/10/2013) [-]
And the best part is that people still use it
#20 - contentnsfw (12/09/2013) [-]
Just a lamer version of a South Park joke
#81 to #20 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, we should ask South park producers before telling any joke.
User avatar #114 - vashy (12/09/2013) [-]
"Well, I'm a little lost"

Hi lost, Im dad

I couldn't help it
User avatar #126 to #114 - agrofenlas (12/09/2013) [-]
Hi dad, I'm god.
User avatar #142 to #126 - whatyougot (12/09/2013) [-]
Hi God, I'm Dead
#41 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
What if the pathway to Heaven had many doors, and each religion discovered a single door?
User avatar #154 to #140 - darkbringer (12/09/2013) [-]
How long have you been waiting to use that?
#155 to #154 - sanguinesolitude (12/09/2013) [-]
all my life
all my life
#156 to #155 - darkbringer (12/09/2013) [-]
Well, damn...
Well, damn...
#161 to #41 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
Not all religions have the teaching of a heaven. Even among the ones that do teach the existence of heavens in one form or another, they don't always teach that that's the place good people go after they die.

As nice as it might be to believe (to some) what you just said, it wouldn't be possible. There'd be too many contradictions. The only way somebody could accept such a believe is if they know very little of religion in general and feel like despite this they have sufficient knowledge to hold that believe. In other words, ignorance would be a requirement for somebody to accept the believe of many doors to the same pathway.
User avatar #216 to #41 - willisteal (12/10/2013) [-]
with contradicting beliefs. How can there be millions of gods, and then only one true god, and then one god that divides like a cell, but into three instead of two?
And how can god be real if our shoes aren't real?
Christians: 0
Atheists: 0
Jaden Smith: Infinity
User avatar #189 to #41 - Bad Man (12/10/2013) [-]
Then the atheists still manage to go to hell.
#65 to #41 - crzylion (12/09/2013) [-]
and then told everyone there was only one door, to make em follow theirs.

kinda seems pointless to even have a religion at that point
#102 to #41 - godqueso (12/09/2013) [-]
Well fellows looks like it is heaven for all of us
#43 to #41 - ffinfinity ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
we found the heretic Polynesian brothers
#44 to #43 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
Nah, I just look at another door.
#56 to #44 - carlosramon (12/09/2013) [-]
Sounds like the Warp to me.
#132 to #56 - warzon ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
DID SOMEONE SAY HERESY?!
#88 to #56 - sanguinesolitude (12/09/2013) [-]
silly imperials, just because you have no Gods doesn't mean none exist. it Just means you were undeserving of their attentions. Khaine will welcome your souls and your blood shall drip endlessly from his hand
User avatar #199 to #88 - warzon ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
Elf looking ***** .
User avatar #203 to #200 - warzon ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
:3
#131 to #88 - warzon ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
But what about the greater gooood?
#141 to #139 - warzon ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
I see your argument.
And raise you plasma fire.
Elder.
#145 to #141 - sanguinesolitude (12/09/2013) [-]
of you need weapons? that's cute
#147 to #145 - warzon ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
I see your range.
That's cute.
#153 to #147 - sanguinesolitude (12/09/2013) [-]
we do all right
User avatar #160 to #153 - warzon ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
For one unit.
#162 to #160 - sanguinesolitude (12/09/2013) [-]
but its one hell of a unit
User avatar #175 to #162 - warzon ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
Yeah if only you could have more then one hell of a unit.
#180 to #175 - sanguinesolitude (12/10/2013) [-]
more like a bunch of them. not all little robot looking homos
User avatar #181 to #180 - warzon ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
...Are you sure?
User avatar #183 to #182 - warzon ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
I don't see proof against that.
#185 to #183 - sanguinesolitude (12/10/2013) [-]
eldar definitely have sweet units. tau all look the same
User avatar #187 to #185 - warzon ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
I would not know what tau's other units look like
Fire warriors.
User avatar #198 to #187 - sanguinesolitude (12/10/2013) [-]
blue skinned freaks lol
User avatar #104 to #88 - carlosramon (12/09/2013) [-]
I would dump some wallpapers, but I don't want to clog the thread, so see this link: imgur.com/a/c0BeW#0
#110 to #104 - sanguinesolitude (12/09/2013) [-]
ew its all filthy humans
User avatar #218 to #43 - kilonoa (12/10/2013) [-]
you thumbed my comment once... I like you
#244 to #218 - ffinfinity ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
hey what was the comment lol I dont thumb often
User avatar #248 to #244 - kilonoa (12/10/2013) [-]
I was the guy who asked the conch if project N would work
#249 to #248 - ffinfinity ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
oh yeah I remember that was my post you commented on what is this project N
User avatar #251 to #249 - kilonoa (12/10/2013) [-]
Lol its just some girl I was flirting with, asked the conch for ***** and giggles. Didnt work out so goes to show how reliable an image on the internet is.
#252 to #251 - ffinfinity ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
Its better to have tried then to have always wondered
now you know or maybe you can try harder
User avatar #253 to #252 - kilonoa (12/10/2013) [-]
Thanks bro, ill keep an eye out for your content
#254 to #253 - ffinfinity ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
yeah no prob that was literally my first and probably my last content. All I wanted was to get highest rated content and by some miracle of god I got it first try lol. If I see something funny and original I'll post it but I wont actively upload all the time because I got my goal
User avatar #108 - goblingang (12/09/2013) [-]
>sketch about polynesian religion being right and other religions including abrahamic faiths being wrong
>still talks about single abrahamic god and fiery hell
#206 to #108 - creepyunclebob (12/10/2013) [-]
Hey, you don't know EVERY Polynesian tribal religion, maybe one of them matches up.
#31 - baltman (12/09/2013) [-]
Muslim faces when they don't get their virgins after blowing themselves up and the whole life without bacon and making life for rest of the mankind hell.
Muslim faces when they don't get their virgins after blowing themselves up and the whole life without bacon and making life for rest of the mankind hell.
#242 to #31 - fzbarbeque (12/10/2013) [-]
despite being derived from a poorly sourced hadith, there also may be a miss-translation in the whole "72 virgins" thing. The other translation states that upon arriving in heaven, a Muslim would receive 72 white grapes, which would be a bit of let down. source www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpcbfxtdoI8
User avatar #204 to #31 - luqmanr (12/10/2013) [-]
Why muslim? I thought it was white people that was making it hell on earth.
I am ready for the red thumbs XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
#129 to #31 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
imo 72 virgins isnt enough for eternity
#144 to #129 - letrollface (12/09/2013) [-]
it sure beats burning in hell for eternity....
#193 to #129 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
Except even most Muslims acknowledge that the whole "72 virgins" **** is wrong because it originates from a weakly sourced hadith. The only people that believe it are the most extreme of extremists.
#42 to #31 - hurzg (12/09/2013) [-]
Suicide is one of the biggest sins in Islam, they're going to hell even in their own religion.
User avatar #62 to #42 - heartlessrobot (12/09/2013) [-]
But they didn't kill themselves, it was the bomb that did it.
User avatar #70 to #62 - greenstrongworld (12/09/2013) [-]
But they set the bomb off.
User avatar #72 to #70 - heartlessrobot (12/09/2013) [-]
Maybe they thought that was the tv remote.
User avatar #94 to #72 - sanguinesolitude (12/09/2013) [-]
bombs are confusing, what am i a rocket terrorist?
#6 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
I really hope this is how it turn out to be in the end
#11 to #6 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
I didn't know that they had reliable internet access in Polynesia!
User avatar #15 to #6 - skeptical (12/09/2013) [-]
I believe it was Marcus Aurelius who said something along the lines of "live a good life: if there are gods, and there is good in them, they will forgive you; and if there are evil gods or none at all, nothing you could have done would change anything in the end."
#32 - kanatana ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #60 to #32 - heartlessrobot (12/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, but living sexy is better than living landwhale.
User avatar #64 to #60 - kanatana ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
True. I weigh less now than I did last year at this time, by about thirty or forty pounds. Most of that is from a hell of a lot of walking. I quit smoking last week, and I'm already starting to feel better for it. I think I can lose another ten or fifteen pounds in the next few months and start feeling better about myself. Hell, come this summer I may even go to the beach and get a good tan. Who knows?
User avatar #66 to #64 - heartlessrobot (12/09/2013) [-]
Actually, if you wanna be really healthy, avoid tans like the plague. Unless you want to look like a crocodile skin handbag when you're 40.
User avatar #71 to #66 - kanatana ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Heh, fair point. How about I just get outside and exercise when I can, and work that farmer's tan?
User avatar #74 to #71 - heartlessrobot (12/09/2013) [-]
That'll work. Or if you do exercise or go out in the summer, use sunscreen.
User avatar #75 to #74 - kanatana ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Nah. No matter how much I'm in the sun, I've never gotten sunburned, not since I was six or so.
User avatar #76 to #75 - heartlessrobot (12/09/2013) [-]
******* lucky. I can't even walk past a picture of the sun without turning red.
User avatar #91 to #76 - sanguinesolitude (12/09/2013) [-]
i tan often. :p
User avatar #80 to #76 - kanatana ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
lol sorry. I inherited my sunscreen from my ancestors.
#107 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
Funny story, many Christian churches believe that people who are unaware of Christianity cannot be damned because they are unaware of what constitutes sin, so priests that work to spread the gospel are actively sending people to Hell

inb4 buttpained retard thinks this is any way about christianity itself
#117 to #107 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
Catholics believe that being unaware of Christ makes you worthy of Hell.
#123 to #117 - SubjectThree (12/09/2013) [-]
Catholics do not beleve that not knowing Christ is a sin, however, they also believe that if one is not baptised in the name of Jesus, they cannot go to heaven and therefore must remain in Purgatory.
#133 to #123 - matoromahri (12/09/2013) [-]
Actually once again incorrect. I was raised Catholic and what the Church teaches is in the absence of knowledge of God eternal life is decided on how well they followed natural law, i.e. conscience
#207 to #133 - bapsmcgee (12/10/2013) [-]
I'm Catholic and this is correct.
I'm Catholic and this is correct.
User avatar #159 to #133 - carlonord ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Ya know, I've gone to a few different churches, all under Christianity or some other version, they all teach different things, it's mental. The church my ex went to taught the followers like a cult almost, it was kinda creepy. They tried to convert me, with a miracle performed by using faith and angel tongue...
User avatar #164 to #117 - thebritishguy (12/09/2013) [-]
Catholics believe in many different thing, you should say "some"
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#57 - macacobr (12/09/2013) [-]
THE BRAZILIAN FLAG SWIMS THROUGH THE FIRE OF OUR GLORY AND BURNS THE EVIL OF THE AMERICAN IMPERIALISM! Rejoice, BRs! Our time has come! Oh... wow.... I'm kinda exagerating here.
#239 to #57 - biggydy (12/10/2013) [-]
Argentinean master race. We've got the Pope, Messi and the Queen of the Netherlands is from Argentina.
User avatar #243 to #239 - macacobr (12/10/2013) [-]
Yeah... we don't have much to offer, but, hey, what about eating a churrasco sometime? I live near your piece of **** of country.
User avatar #246 to #243 - biggydy (12/10/2013) [-]
Sure, that sounds nice. How about we meet at the best side of the Iguazu Falls? the argentinean side
User avatar #247 to #246 - macacobr (12/10/2013) [-]
hehe How about you win the third world cup, son? or tell your women to shave I don't really care about those things...
User avatar #250 to #247 - biggydy (12/10/2013) [-]
Wait, are you telling me that people in Brazil stereotypes that our women don't shave?
User avatar #256 to #250 - macacobr (12/10/2013) [-]
Sim. And the word on the streets is that the pussy stank.
User avatar #106 to #57 - springbok (12/09/2013) [-]
Yes - Because hosting a World Cup and the Olympics within the next 2 years isn't enough! But this post will really put you on the map!
#115 to #106 - macacobr (12/09/2013) [-]
then. And it's funky.  (Bro, I don't think the international media is putting enough effort on saying that most of the 			****		 here is going downhill. 			******		 on fire. Literally. I live at one of the hosting capitals and, son, it's not pretty.)   Also, don't be jealous. It's pointless since my country is a 			**********		 of a nation.
then. And it's funky. (Bro, I don't think the international media is putting enough effort on saying that most of the **** here is going downhill. ****** on fire. Literally. I live at one of the hosting capitals and, son, it's not pretty.) Also, don't be jealous. It's pointless since my country is a ********** of a nation.
#195 to #115 - sonofthedeepsouth (12/10/2013) [-]
Macaco call me old fashioned call me delusional but saying your country is **** doesn't turn him into a 1st world, nor being blind and thinking it's flawless.
The country only become better if you do your work and do it the best you can, demand your rights, be an example you don't necessarily need to be out there throwing rocks at the police or putting your life at risk, but you must know when you have to do it. I know that is frustating to grow up and hear on the schools that we are in the "Country of the Future", but the Future never comes. All I'm saying is that we need to have a little hope. What happened on July certainly gave it to me.
#238 to #195 - macacobr (12/10/2013) [-]
I do have hope. Hope beyond hope, my friend, but I'm really tired of the puny politicians that are making our people get stupid every godamn hour. I fear that Brazil will only get better with some really baddas disaster happening at our doorstep. I feel like going away of this **** because my lifespam will not be enough to take this.
#167 to #57 - saintseya (12/10/2013) [-]
Vão se foderem gringos escrotos aqui é porta dos fundo caraleo.
#79 to #57 - sonofthedeepsouth (12/09/2013) [-]
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
User avatar #2 - bigfootluke (12/09/2013) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #9 to #2 - mrloki (12/09/2013) [-]
DEUS

problem is that it's in Portuguese
#58 to #9 - poopyfacepants ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Because of you I went through a youtube surf session of Portugese videos
#83 to #58 - mrloki (12/09/2013) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #4579637 at Click an item and pick it up ** hey, congrats !! surfing on a foreign language looking for comic videos is a big step toward learning a new language !!

also, don't blame me, blame the INTERNET !! it's a known fact that it conspires against all academic papers and homework in general !
User avatar #17 to #9 - internetshakespear (12/09/2013) [-]
Turn on english subtitles
#19 to #17 - mrloki (12/09/2013) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at Kitty? ** That is a very good tip !

also hebe camargo - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebe_Camargo

silas malafaia - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silas_Malafaia

Mother teresa - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_Teresa
#59 to #9 - poopyfacepants ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
I'm supposed to be doing a research paper!
#228 - thempc (12/10/2013) [-]
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<what i expected the comment section to be when i first read the post
#137 - nuggetry (12/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #26 - whiplasher ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Cocks.
User avatar #212 to #26 - ultralodon (12/10/2013) [-]
big juicy ones
User avatar #54 to #53 - whiplasher ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Awww yeeeaaah, you know what I'm talking about.
User avatar #174 - tysta (12/10/2013) [-]
Rowan Atkinson Live - The devil Toby welcomes you to hell
Rowan Atkinson did it better, same type of joke.

AND YES MISTER BEAN BEING SERIOUS
User avatar #179 to #174 - mymiddleleg (12/10/2013) [-]
Rowan Atkinson does everything better
#223 - xtremehivoltage (12/10/2013) [-]
I tried
#229 to #223 - whiterabbitradio (12/10/2013) [-]
Hi dad, I'm Dad.
H̟̲̤̗i̭͈͌ͧ̔͢ ͖̣̗d̵̤̜ͣ̉a̪̘̓ͯ͐ͨ͂̈d͈̹͔̀̆ͪ̽͂͗,̤͈́͐̚ ̢͈͈̱ͩ̓̈̿ͤ̂I̷̪̘̐'̷ͫͯ̄̏ͤm̦͐͒ͩ̌͋ͪ͐ ̓̓͘D̐ͬ҉̥̤a̜͈͊͛̉d̑҉̯͎͔̪̪.̹͕̮ͧ
H̠͈̮͗̉̓͢i͔̠̮ͣ̋̒ͪ̄ͦ͆̉̃ ͂̍͛̂̏̍ͨ̎͡ḍ̵̵̜̾̾͊̐̐ͣa͔̥̱͕̗͖͋̾̒d̠͐͑̅ ̜̜,̷̌̽ͧ̒ͫͥ ̮̓ͥ͆̈ͪ̒̆ͥ̄̕͡Ị̗̌ͬͫ'͖̟̑̕ṁ̴̧͈̹̀ͭ͌ ͔͎̮̀̓͊̄̓D͔̤̭̐̊̔ͣ͞a̵ͮͣ͒̆ͭ͒҉͈͘d̎̆̈̋ ̴ͮ̊ͩ҉͖̱͖.̥̹ͨ͞
H̆̐̂ͣ̓ͭ͗̈́̔̐̂̀҉̴̧̠̦̥͔͈̲̦̤̦̣i̾͛ͭ̍ͣ̀ͧ̑ͤͤ ͩͭ͝҉͈̥̤ ̴̥̮̥̲̲̹͈̭̜ͮ́͑̏̅̈́̕ḑ̦̣̘̊͊̂ͣ̚ ̦̮̥å̭̭̤̥̣͎̹̤͕͔̠͔͎̈́̂͐̕͢͝d̿ͩ͛ͩ͆ ͖̗̣͔̤̯͡,̦̭͖̹̟͕ͨ̌̏͐̉̉ͤ̔̌ͣ̀͡ ̣̥͖̟͕̾ͧͧ̾̎ͤ́̈̆̃͒͑̉̓ͯ̈́̚I̓̽̈́ͤ̅̒̾͐̃͒ͬ ͈̜̹̟͖̭̭̱̣̗'̧͎̭̤͔͖ͫ̓͌ͤ̑͂ͨ̈ͮ̓ͥ̃ͪ͐͛̋ ̭̗̱͔͖̱̹m͎̥͖̗̠͕͑͒͑ͦ̇̉̓̿̽̓̓ͤ ̹̪̦ ̭̣̲̯͈̮̭̭̌ͯ̓̔ͮ̃ͮ͑͡͡D͆̌ͮͣ͋̀ͪ̾͋̍ͧ̄̚̚ ̜̲̟̮͞aͯ̋͂ͩ̔͆҉̸̤͔̪͔ ̦ḏ̨̤̱̭̭̱͈̎͂̐̊̍͊̓̍ͩͧ̓̿̌̔ͣ̂̚͞͝. ̸̹̥̱̥͈̥͕͕ͮ̑͌͋̋̕͡͞͝


All the dads in the world then laughed about it.
User avatar #78 - ponieskilledmyacc (12/09/2013) [-]
Brazil mentioned outside it's border This is from a brazillian youtube channel
All brazillians HUE with pride!
User avatar #89 to #78 - jollybollocks (12/09/2013) [-]
Polynesia isn't brazil.
User avatar #105 to #78 - newsuperyoshi (12/09/2013) [-]
Polynesia is in Asia, not South America.
User avatar #90 to #78 - lemonpepsiking ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
HUEait a minute, since when has Polynesia been apart of Brazil?
User avatar #98 to #90 - ponieskilledmyacc (12/09/2013) [-]
I meant the content. They are brazillian actors.
DEUS
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