Way ahead of you. . Guy If you live to be loo, you should make up some fake reason why, just to mess with people... like claim you ate a every single day. Alu,
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#8 - abcdxyz (07/19/2014) [-]
"So what's your secret to living to be 100?"

"Racism."

User avatar #19 to #8 - wotterpatch (07/19/2014) [-]
where's the giant tortoise, "Heil ******* hitler"?
#18 - pebar (07/19/2014) [-]
They're very nutritious.
#11 - imposant (07/19/2014) [-]
"Masturbate 3 times per day"
"Masturbate 3 times per day"
User avatar #15 to #11 - lunarmage (07/19/2014) [-]
Source?
User avatar #17 to #15 - perform (07/19/2014) [-]
Kiss x Sis

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User avatar #1 - aczzoh (07/18/2014) [-]
or worship satan
#4 to #1 - moistnuggests (07/18/2014) [-]
Interviewer:"Wow Boris, you have managed to live to be 100, whats your secret?"    
Me:_"Well Chuck, I'm a hardcore satanist. I've been ritualistically sacrificing goats (and other things), having routine orgies, and leading several rituals in the name of our dark lord for the last 80 years of my life, I have done the dark lord's bidding and he has blessed me with a long life"   
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Interviewer: "..."   
Me: "Praise Satan"
Interviewer:"Wow Boris, you have managed to live to be 100, whats your secret?"
Me:_"Well Chuck, I'm a hardcore satanist. I've been ritualistically sacrificing goats (and other things), having routine orgies, and leading several rituals in the name of our dark lord for the last 80 years of my life, I have done the dark lord's bidding and he has blessed me with a long life"
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Interviewer: "..."
Me: "Praise Satan"

User avatar #13 to #4 - arguemango (07/19/2014) [-]
Satanists don't worship satan
#14 to #13 - anon (07/19/2014) [-]
That's what they want you to think.
#12 - renier (07/19/2014) [-]
******		 Pine cones, man.
****** Pine cones, man.
#9 - giodude (07/19/2014) [-]
Never skip a day! Always Beat your Meat!
#3 - anon (07/18/2014) [-]
If I live to 102, I'd have seen 3 different centuries, if only briefly.
#5 to #3 - anon (07/18/2014) [-]
So how's it feel like being 12?
User avatar #6 to #5 - demigodofmadness (07/19/2014) [-]
That would make him 16. lern2math fagt,
User avatar #10 to #3 - zaxzwim ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
that sounds pretty cool and it would be impressive
#22 - monkeybotlove (07/19/2014) [-]
I swear they make it by sheer luck.

Unless they're asian, I think they get racial bonuses.
#20 - anon (07/19/2014) [-]
"dont skip leg day"
User avatar #16 - cleateater (07/19/2014) [-]
What do you think those 100 year old ***** do?
User avatar #7 - holdup (07/19/2014) [-]
i would say its coz i drank pinecone liquor.
User avatar #2 - sharknik (07/18/2014) [-]
This was the subject of an SMBC comic about 2 weeks ago.
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