Watermelon
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wcpapier ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-] i wish i was able to love something as much as this guy loves watermelons
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ledneustadt (12/28/2015) [-] >Be white as snow white in a snow storm
>Live at college during summer and work jobs in the area
>Befriend a black coworker who goes to same college and is living on campus as well
>We hang and smoke like bros every day after work
>One day he invites me to his apartment
>Show up, group of black people I've never met
>We smoke, I hang, they talk about people and events I've never heard of
>High as hell, so it is enjoyable
>My own personal BET
>One day, one of them gets excited all of a sudden
>Screams "I FORGOT"
>Goes to freezer, another one asks what he forgot
>As he pulls it out of the freezer, he screams: "I BOUGHT A WATERMELON!!"
>Blacks proceed to scream with joy
>He holds watermelon above his head and the others start dancing
>I join in because I fear for my life
>Things calm down and we eat the watermelon
I've never sensed so much happiness in a room before. This is how I gained the trust of the blacks.
>Live at college during summer and work jobs in the area
>Befriend a black coworker who goes to same college and is living on campus as well
>We hang and smoke like bros every day after work
>One day he invites me to his apartment
>Show up, group of black people I've never met
>We smoke, I hang, they talk about people and events I've never heard of
>High as hell, so it is enjoyable
>My own personal BET
>One day, one of them gets excited all of a sudden
>Screams "I FORGOT"
>Goes to freezer, another one asks what he forgot
>As he pulls it out of the freezer, he screams: "I BOUGHT A WATERMELON!!"
>Blacks proceed to scream with joy
>He holds watermelon above his head and the others start dancing
>I join in because I fear for my life
>Things calm down and we eat the watermelon
I've never sensed so much happiness in a room before. This is how I gained the trust of the blacks.
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jdizzleoffthehizzl (12/28/2015) [-]
Now that you've gained their trust, mate with one and we can grow closer
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epicalania (12/28/2015) [-] That don't even ****** rhyme.
That could have been so much better
That could have been so much better
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epicalania (12/28/2015) [-] I like how you get angry for something I didn't say.
It doesn't rhyme.
it could have been much better.
I stand by my statements you *******
It doesn't rhyme.
it could have been much better.
I stand by my statements you *******
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epicalania (12/28/2015) [-] It would have been nicer if it rhymed.
Rhyming is nice with short timeframes, it makes them more memorable and driving.
Rhyming is nice with short timeframes, it makes them more memorable and driving.
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ChuckNorrisVsMRT (12/28/2015) [-] By that logic all vines and soundbits should rhyme, We should be speaking like they do in child of light everyone.
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epicalania (12/28/2015) [-] Rhyming would have been better.
That's it. I'm not saying it has to rhyme, im saying it could have been better.
The sort of humour he's using has presentation as a major aspect, so making it more driving would have improved it
That's it. I'm not saying it has to rhyme, im saying it could have been better.
The sort of humour he's using has presentation as a major aspect, so making it more driving would have improved it
#25
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buttlumps (12/28/2015) [-] His loud screaming, amazing skill at rhyming, his love for water melon, dear god, this guy is the ultimate black man. I love it!
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tarabostes (12/28/2015) [-] S-Shut up it's fair use! It's not like he just puts the whole video there and just sits and looks at it! oh wait **** ...
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tarabostes (12/28/2015) [-] BUT HE'S COOL AND HAS 800000 SUBSCRIBERS , YOU JUST JELLY ON HIS TALENT ****** !
#11
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motherfuckingkenji (12/28/2015) [-] Completely unrelated and not very interesting horror story that just occurred to me that I feel like sharing even though nobody wants to hear about my pain:
>be watching this video
>scratch butthole through underwear
>"should be fine, I haven't pooped in a few days like normal"
>sniff finger
>covered in ****
>rush to bathroom
>find that there's a ************ spot in my underwear, enough to warrant a change, but not enough to really worry about
>sit on toilet and **** out what little I can
>wipe
>see that it wasn't just a spot
>there's **** halfway down my ass cheeks
>wipe a *******
>try getting toilet paper wet first, but "Charmin Ultra Strong" apparently disintegrates at the mere mention of water
>wet toilet paper just gets ****** water everywhere, even down my thighs
>consider turning on bathtub and going Spread Eagle position to get clean
>decide I wouldn't be able to do that without removing my legs
>use more than three rolls to wipe everything
>pretty sure I missed some
>spent no less than 10 minutes of plunging to get the whole mountain down
>I can feel I'm going to need to **** again later
This all occurred over the course of the last hour at least. ******* end my life, fam.
>be watching this video
>scratch butthole through underwear
>"should be fine, I haven't pooped in a few days like normal"
>sniff finger
>covered in ****
>rush to bathroom
>find that there's a ************ spot in my underwear, enough to warrant a change, but not enough to really worry about
>sit on toilet and **** out what little I can
>wipe
>see that it wasn't just a spot
>there's **** halfway down my ass cheeks
>wipe a *******
>try getting toilet paper wet first, but "Charmin Ultra Strong" apparently disintegrates at the mere mention of water
>wet toilet paper just gets ****** water everywhere, even down my thighs
>consider turning on bathtub and going Spread Eagle position to get clean
>decide I wouldn't be able to do that without removing my legs
>use more than three rolls to wipe everything
>pretty sure I missed some
>spent no less than 10 minutes of plunging to get the whole mountain down
>I can feel I'm going to need to **** again later
This all occurred over the course of the last hour at least. ******* end my life, fam.
#51
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nachobeldavid (12/28/2015) [-] Ever since this video, everyone says my gamertag like that.
ITS SLAUGHTERMEL'OONNN
ITS SLAUGHTERMEL'OONNN
