Watch out for nuts .... . After a severe Allergic reaction to walnuts, this is how they labeled me at the hospital. People looked at me like I escaped the psych
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#2 - Greekkenyan (04/10/2014) [-]
stickied by Brezi
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#17 - lolofoeshow (04/10/2014) [-]
I don't have any allergies
User avatar #25 to #17 - derpwolf (04/10/2014) [-]
I have a severe allergy to metals.
Yes. Metals. Including steel, silver, and nickle.
#44 to #25 - spinaltap (04/11/2014) [-]
so if i shot you would you melt or something?
User avatar #26 to #25 - lolofoeshow (04/10/2014) [-]
I know that can be annoying. My dad has an allergy to grass. He ate a cheeseburger with grass fed beef and was in the hospital for two days the break out was so bad
#27 to #26 - derpwolf (04/10/2014) [-]
This kills the man.
#81 to #27 - bluelight (04/11/2014) [-]
2/10 would not want that father
#42 to #26 - soloman (04/11/2014) [-]
Wait it works that way?! I was going to say "That doesn't sound too inconvenient" but never mind!
User avatar #52 to #42 - lolofoeshow (04/11/2014) [-]
yea, he really has to be careful with the kind of meat and dairy he eats
User avatar #43 to #25 - dabronydude (04/11/2014) [-]
considering your body has a whole list of metals it needs to work,
that has to a bitch.
User avatar #61 to #25 - Sacrarment (04/11/2014) [-]
I know your pain.
User avatar #46 to #25 - theflamingfire (04/11/2014) [-]
So if I would get in a fight with you I could just say back off pal I'm carrying silver!
#29 to #25 - chart (04/10/2014) [-]
How did you pay tolls before ez pass?
User avatar #30 to #29 - derpwolf (04/10/2014) [-]
Hitched a ride with my friends instead. It has to be an extended contact. The shortest is thirty minutes or so for nickle, and an hour and a half for silver.
User avatar #45 to #30 - newforomador (04/11/2014) [-]
I have a similar reaction with rubber, the type of rubber a lot of inner tubes are made out of. Just started happening in the past year or so. One day, I was over at a friend's house and we were in his pond, floating around in inner tubes. We were in there for around 30 minutes, and when I got out, the backs of my arms and legs felt like they had a rash on them. It sucks, cause inner tubes are such an easy way to relax in water.
#39 to #17 - newdevyx (04/11/2014) [-]
**newdevyx rolled image** I wish i didn't have any.
User avatar #47 to #17 - dragonicangel (04/11/2014) [-]
No allergies master race
#5 - diedede (04/10/2014) [-]
I ******* hate allergy tests, first they nail you the needle and then you see how some of the points start hurting and itching
User avatar #6 to #5 - spacesword (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm actually interested in getting one of these mostly because I've never found anything I'm allergic to . Were you expecting it to be this bad or did you know ever other needle was gong another pain in your ass?
User avatar #12 to #6 - diedede (04/10/2014) [-]
I didn't expect anything I was just a child when they made me the tests
User avatar #7 to #6 - flittershy (04/10/2014) [-]
Huh, when I did the test they used my back, not my arm.
User avatar #8 to #7 - spacesword (04/10/2014) [-]
There are probably different ways to do the test but in the picture it's an arm so I just assumed.
User avatar #9 to #8 - flittershy (04/10/2014) [-]
Or maybe it changed since then because of pervy doctors like mine. Iunno.
User avatar #10 to #9 - spacesword (04/10/2014) [-]
I don't understand how that would be perverted. I understand that it does have the potential to be perverted but when in the transition of medical practices from switching the test from the back to the arm for convenience he may have done it on your back because it was more common or deemed safer back then, when ever that could have been.
User avatar #13 to #5 - gingerlad (04/10/2014) [-]
hwen i ha my allergy test done they did this up my back and up both my fore arms it itched like a mother ****** cause i was allergic to like every thing
User avatar #20 to #5 - mattyjay (04/10/2014) [-]
I had this done a while ago. I am in the worst 5% of adults in the UK that are allergic to cats...
User avatar #89 to #5 - cosmicapprentice (04/11/2014) [-]
I had two of those in the last four years, but they didn't nail me that much o.o only like... five or six in each arm.
User avatar #108 to #5 - symphonyofspecters (04/11/2014) [-]
that looks...pleasent
#34 to #5 - theannoyingFJguy (04/10/2014) [-]
i am so sorry
i am so sorry
User avatar #24 to #5 - ungluedflyer (04/10/2014) [-]
Try doing this but with your back instead.
User avatar #28 to #24 - saltyfries (04/10/2014) [-]
I did that, I'm ticklish, my mom was getting pissed at me for laughing (my body jiggles alot), but I couldn't help it.
#70 to #5 - namelesshero (04/11/2014) [-]
try living with dermographism where getting scratched by any thing leaves itchy welts

>inbf thats cool, it really isnt
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User avatar #71 to #70 - beldepinda (04/11/2014) [-]
Why not? It seems pretty epic to me expect you can bet on it that some guy will draw dicks onto you
#79 to #71 - namelesshero (04/11/2014) [-]
its cool for like 5 mins but it get really itchy and the welts last a long time, so popping pimples makes you look like you was attacked by a swarm of bees and scratching a little itch can turn into hell
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User avatar #80 to #79 - beldepinda (04/11/2014) [-]
Damn, that sounds like a personal hell... Is it known to wear off or lessen at one point? Also, I love bio chemistry and I have no idea what molecule that is...
#84 to #80 - namelesshero (04/11/2014) [-]
yea it sucks, and there is no cure but im at the point where it just welts and doesnt itch from the diet i eat, and its oxytocin dude common XD,

User avatar #92 to #84 - beldepinda (04/11/2014) [-]
Damn, thats quite a good waterproof mark you have there... And then, now that it does not itch anymore. Scrabble all you want!
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#35 to #5 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
i remember the last time i had an allergy test i almost threw up for some reason and also the top half of my vision was blacked out for a bit...  mfw
i remember the last time i had an allergy test i almost threw up for some reason and also the top half of my vision was blacked out for a bit... mfw
#88 to #35 - thefunnyside (04/11/2014) [-]
.....roosterteeth?
.....roosterteeth?
#97 to #88 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
Mark Nuuuuut!
User avatar #18 to #5 - runapuff (04/10/2014) [-]
I have so many allergies they had to do the test on my back.
User avatar #101 to #18 - minsheme (04/11/2014) [-]
I'm the same except the decided to use my dick.
User avatar #11 to #5 - naruske (04/10/2014) [-]
Holy **** this so hard, They did that to me and I was allergic to every single ******* one of them. When I wanted to scratch " NO NO NO, NO SCRATCHING"
#14 to #11 - jarelk (04/10/2014) [-]
Maybe you were allergic to the needle
Maybe you were allergic to the needle
#56 to #11 - junahi (04/11/2014) [-]
Especially when some of them are the size of your arm.
#53 - josieabby (04/11/2014) [-]
I worked at a retirement home for a while, and it is common for the doctor (after checking on the patient) to step outside of the patient's room to do progress notes/dictation into their little recorder. One of my favorite residents (because she'd love you to death one minute and cuss you out and accuse you of stealing her things the next) overheard the doctor say, "Patient is S.O.B."  She went the 			****		 off...raging about him calling her a son of a bitch for days. I tried my best to explain to her that it was doctor speak/shorthand for Short of Breath. She never did believe me.   
HFW
I worked at a retirement home for a while, and it is common for the doctor (after checking on the patient) to step outside of the patient's room to do progress notes/dictation into their little recorder. One of my favorite residents (because she'd love you to death one minute and cuss you out and accuse you of stealing her things the next) overheard the doctor say, "Patient is S.O.B." She went the **** off...raging about him calling her a son of a bitch for days. I tried my best to explain to her that it was doctor speak/shorthand for Short of Breath. She never did believe me.
HFW
#90 to #53 - givememoarpony (04/11/2014) [-]
There was a reason the doctors that named "short of breath" didn't major in English
There was a reason the doctors that named "short of breath" didn't major in English
#110 to #90 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
To make hundreds of thousands more dollars?
#105 - anononeeightsix (04/11/2014) [-]
I had the same problem once
#37 - nibbero ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Here's a copy of my head-shot.
#38 to #37 - nibbero ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
And a drawing of my nuts.
#57 to #38 - welliguessitsaname (04/11/2014) [-]
>promises nuts
>only one
#58 to #57 - nibbero ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
#69 to #67 - nibbero ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
This will make a fine addition to my collection.    
   
Take this.
This will make a fine addition to my collection.

Take this.
#96 - badboyscout ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Fixed....
#49 - dmkstarstar (04/11/2014) [-]
I'm 19 and i have never had an allergy test.   
Should I get one done for myself?   
I'm afraid however I might be allergic to one of my favorite foods or drink.   
gif relevant to me finding out I'm allergic to something I like
I'm 19 and i have never had an allergy test.
Should I get one done for myself?
I'm afraid however I might be allergic to one of my favorite foods or drink.
gif relevant to me finding out I'm allergic to something I like
User avatar #50 to #49 - EpicAnon (04/11/2014) [-]
You'd know if you were allergic. Especially if it's your favorite drink, and whenever you drink Mountain Dew you constantly can't breathe.
User avatar #55 to #50 - nicnacquarterback (04/11/2014) [-]
not necessarily true, i have an allergy to peanuts and coffee, according to my test, but all it ever gave me was a stuffed up nose, and I didnt realize it until after my testing. But since i'm highly addicted to peanut butter and coffee, i couldnt stop. So I deal with the pockets stuffed with tissues
User avatar #60 to #55 - EpicAnon (04/11/2014) [-]
Still, that's nothing life threatening.
I'm sure if your insides were corroding each time you ate something, you'd learn to stop.
User avatar #51 to #50 - dmkstarstar (04/11/2014) [-]
Eh true I've have not been a very bright person today...
Also I may had had to many cups of coffee.
User avatar #4 - inyerfase (04/10/2014) [-]
yfw later they tell you you need to be locked away because walnut alergies can be the first step to becoming a terrorist.
User avatar #23 to #4 - kijajouteh (04/10/2014) [-]
HFW he has no face
#62 - cypprus (04/11/2014) [-]
**cypprus rolled image** how I'm nuts.
#65 to #62 - thetunnelsnakes (04/11/2014) [-]
**thetunnelsnakes rolled image**
User avatar #74 to #66 - cuboned (04/11/2014) [-]
rule
User avatar #68 to #62 - mrnpc (04/11/2014) [-]
Very appropriate roll. I had to check to make sure it was, in fact, a roll
User avatar #63 to #62 - ssnowy (04/11/2014) [-]
Very nice roll there.
#64 to #63 - cypprus (04/11/2014) [-]
**cypprus rolls 86** I seem to have good rolls. please dear god be dubs so I can show im good at rolls
User avatar #75 to #64 - cuboned (04/11/2014) [-]
**cuboned rolls 61** dammit, man.
#100 to #62 - Brezi (04/11/2014) [-]
Great roll
#104 to #62 - rachex (04/11/2014) [-]
Good roll
Good roll
User avatar #41 - pulluspardus (04/11/2014) [-]
Yeah right OP you had a surgery to remove your balls.
#54 to #41 - deadmuerto (04/11/2014) [-]
**deadmuerto rolled image**
**deadmuerto rolled image**
#112 to #93 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
*wallnut*
#107 - demfeels (04/11/2014) [-]
**demfeels rolled image** MFW Allergies
#103 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
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#40 - datswag (04/11/2014) [-]
What if you really did escape the psych ward and you're just so nuts you thought it was because you had peanut allergies
#15 - youborn (04/10/2014) [-]
**youborn rolled image** mfw nuts
#19 - ojezcola (04/10/2014) [-]
**ojezcola rolled image** What they put on my arm band.
#31 to #19 - mustangsvoo (04/10/2014) [-]
**mustangsvoo rolled image** so you got a free dog?
#3 - theguywhoaskswhy (04/10/2014) [-]
Crazy sexy?
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