War Stories Pt.2. Pt.1: /War+Stories/funny-pictures/5015241/ Extra story: /War+Story/funny-pictures/5018567/ Source: 1-3: listverse.com/2010/02/19/10-astounding War Stories Pt 2 1: /War+Stories/funny-pictures/5015241/ Extra story: /War+Story/funny-pictures/5018567/ Source: 1-3: listverse com/2010/02/19/10-astounding
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#68 - ianmcgunny [OP]
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Yes, I know the difference between a clip and a mag. I was half asleep when I finished and I didn't proof read.
Yes, I know the difference between a clip and a mag. I was half asleep when I finished and I didn't proof read.
User avatar #85 to #68 - pwnfrnzy
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Happy to see this, was about to have a mini-rage because that's one of my biggest pet-peeves.
#89 to #68 - RayIII
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its okay mate, even back then the men who fought the last great war sometimes messed up
#100 to #68 - anon id: a8395f49
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You need to login to view this link This is a story about a Finnish pilot. The site holds more stories about Aces, some sad, some just interesting like this.
User avatar #103 to #68 - burdenedsoul
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i actually don't care when someone says clip when they refer to mags, or vice versa i know what you mean, i know the difference between the two
#34 - floggnawstalgia
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My history teacher served in WW2 and said he was on one of the small islands in japan  forgot which one  and claimed that the island was so small you could hear each side if you yelled at each other. So one night both sides were talking **** to each other yet again and one of the Japs said "Hey Americans, tonight you die rike pigs!" and one of the raiders yelled back saying "Yeah, we'll see about that!" (in Japanese) so  the Japs replied "John Wayne is bad actor!"   
   
   
I assume many lels were had
My history teacher served in WW2 and said he was on one of the small islands in japan forgot which one and claimed that the island was so small you could hear each side if you yelled at each other. So one night both sides were talking **** to each other yet again and one of the Japs said "Hey Americans, tonight you die rike pigs!" and one of the raiders yelled back saying "Yeah, we'll see about that!" (in Japanese) so the Japs replied "John Wayne is bad actor!"


I assume many lels were had
User avatar #37 to #34 - weightedtemp
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This is why war sucks. It just shows you that the other side, they're not just mindless enemies, they have personalities, families, dreams, feelings. How do you fight someone after something like that? How do you go from cracking jokes to shooting each other? Still really funny though
User avatar #46 to #37 - xxhadesflamesxx
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even worse in WW 1 where in some cases they played games together outside of the trenches and also sang and ate
#77 to #46 - fuckingtrolls
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Pic related
It's british and german soldiers playing soccer in No Man's Land during christmas.
User avatar #110 to #46 - angelious
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i also heared the german officer in charge of the losing team of the football match called artillery on the brittish men
#72 to #46 - swagbot
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Yeah... this is why it's asinine to go to war for anything but the defense of your nation, or another nation acting defensively (Nonaggression Principle).

WW1 and WW2 didn't have to happen (especially the European Theater), and ALL the Men on BOTH sides (blame starting with the aggressors, of course) were fools to fight.

These men were going out in fields and slaughtering eachother for a nonexistent conflict - so that a few rulers back home could subtly steer and trick world politics and gain a little extra power.

Watch this video all the way through when you have the time, and share it. It's massively interesting and illuminating: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgcdRCWEt4Q
User avatar #105 to #37 - threeeighteen
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It's like a weird bittersweet thing or something, war shows the worst and the best in humanity, we could play games, trash talk each other and sing between trenches, but it also gets shattered by the horrors of humanity.
User avatar #59 to #37 - jfbyers
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after christmas in WWII british and german soldiers had a soccer game together and refused to fight each other for the next couple of weeks
you eventually see that everyone has feelings
User avatar #62 to #59 - ianmcgunny [OP]
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That was WWI not WWII
#3 - schnizel
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#13 - panzerfront
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I love the stories but I've noticed that they always are from the allies POV why no Axis stories?
#47 to #13 - anon id: a5e1db78
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"History is written by the victor"
User avatar #14 to #13 - ianmcgunny [OP]
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I really wanted to get some, but I have not been able to find any.
User avatar #49 to #14 - thenukecity
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#15 to #14 - panzerfront
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Oh ok,
User avatar #17 to #13 - rheago
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BECAUS THEY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST
User avatar #26 to #13 - adrilazzaro
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"History is written by the victors"
can you imagine if some grandchild proudly told a story of his German pop's killing spree? not socially acceptable unfortunately
#11 - miwauturu
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My great uncle died in WW2, but he has a medal named after him in France for marksmanship apparently. His unit was being overrun, and with them retreated he grabbed an anti-tank gun: a weapon two people were meant to manipulate and fire. Using it alone he managed to take out something ridiculous, I'd need to confirm, but I believe it was something along the line of 15 tanks, all on his own before he was killed.
#33 - kingpongthedon
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“It was like shooting turkeys back at home… If you shot the ones in the back, the ones in the front wouldn’t know and keep charging instead of getting into cover.”

What the **** kind of turkeys was York hunting back home?
User avatar #48 to #33 - flyingfucks
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the kind that hunt in packs
#32 - hawaiianman
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That Funk guy is my new hero.
#18 - mikhailovych
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"emptied the clip"
"clip"
what
#19 to #18 - ianmcgunny [OP]
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User avatar #20 to #19 - mikhailovych
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Good
User avatar #24 to #20 - ianmcgunny [OP]
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I know the difference between mag and clip, I just was really tired when I finished this so I forgot to proof read. It was my only mistake on here
User avatar #45 to #18 - darthblam
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What kind of ******** light"saber" is that?
User avatar #60 to #45 - mikhailovych
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It's the saber of Darth "Imma smack your **** 4 ways" Trayvon
An eccentric man
#38 - pdizzlefoshizzle
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Jack Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill anyone? One night he single-handedly took 42 german prisoners with nothing but a broadsword, escaped from a concentration camp but recaptured and sent to austria only to escape and meet up with a US armored column (after the atomic bomb was dropped, AND he swung from a rope and stabbed a nazi officer and proceeded to beat 8 germans soldiers up with nothing with his fists. There's a lot more you can find on this guy at badassoftheweek.com/churchill.html
User avatar #51 to #38 - axeul
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He also got the only longbow kill in the war, I believe
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