War Stories Pt.2. Pt.1: www.funnyjunk.com/War+Stories/funny-pictures/5015241/ Extra story: www.funnyjunk.com/War+Story/funny-pictures/5018567/ Source: 1-3: list

War Stories Pt.2

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#68 - ianmcgunny (02/19/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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Yes, I know the difference between a clip and a mag. I was half asleep when I finished and I didn't proof read.
Yes, I know the difference between a clip and a mag. I was half asleep when I finished and I didn't proof read.
#34 - floggnawstalgia (02/19/2014) [+] (8 replies)
My history teacher served in WW2 and said he was on one of the small islands in japan  forgot which one  and claimed that the island was so small you could hear each side if you yelled at each other. So one night both sides were talking 						****					 to each other yet again and one of the Japs said "Hey Americans, tonight you die rike pigs!" and one of the raiders yelled back saying "Yeah, we'll see about that!" (in Japanese) so  the Japs replied "John Wayne is bad actor!"   
   
   
I assume many lels were had
My history teacher served in WW2 and said he was on one of the small islands in japan forgot which one and claimed that the island was so small you could hear each side if you yelled at each other. So one night both sides were talking **** to each other yet again and one of the Japs said "Hey Americans, tonight you die rike pigs!" and one of the raiders yelled back saying "Yeah, we'll see about that!" (in Japanese) so the Japs replied "John Wayne is bad actor!"


I assume many lels were had
#13 - panzerfront ONLINE (02/18/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I love the stories but I've noticed that they always are from the allies POV why no Axis stories?
User avatar #26 to #13 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
"History is written by the victors"
can you imagine if some grandchild proudly told a story of his German pop's killing spree? not socially acceptable unfortunately
#11 - miwauturu (02/18/2014) [-]
My great uncle died in WW2, but he has a medal named after him in France for marksmanship apparently. His unit was being overrun, and with them retreated he grabbed an anti-tank gun: a weapon two people were meant to manipulate and fire. Using it alone he managed to take out something ridiculous, I'd need to confirm, but I believe it was something along the line of 15 tanks, all on his own before he was killed.
#33 - kingpongthedon ONLINE (02/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
“It was like shooting turkeys back at home… If you shot the ones in the back, the ones in the front wouldn’t know and keep charging instead of getting into cover.”

What the **** kind of turkeys was York hunting back home?
#32 - hawaiianman (02/19/2014) [-]
That Funk guy is my new hero.
#18 - mikhailovych (02/18/2014) [+] (5 replies)
"emptied the clip"
"clip"
what
#38 - pdizzlefoshizzle (02/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Jack Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill anyone? One night he single-handedly took 42 german prisoners with nothing but a broadsword, escaped from a concentration camp but recaptured and sent to austria only to escape and meet up with a US armored column (after the atomic bomb was dropped, AND he swung from a rope and stabbed a nazi officer and proceeded to beat 8 germans soldiers up with nothing with his fists. There's a lot more you can find on this guy at badassoftheweek.com/churchill.html
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#1 - kaboomz ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
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#66 - devildogpratt (02/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>clips
#71 to #66 - ianmcgunny (02/19/2014) [-]
mfw having to reply to every other person saying something about the only mistake out of 400+ words

I was half asleep when I finished and I didn't proof read. I know the difference.
#57 - tjflash (02/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
WWll was the war of all wars. It is by far the most interesting, and the **** that happened in WWll are unbelievable. When you read about the soldiers that recieved Medals of Honor, you can barely comprehend it. The movies we see actually had to tone down the chaos because "Nobody would think it's realistic".
Pic related, that's not a Micheal Bay Film, it's America unloading on Omaha Beach, ready to **** **** up.
#43 - shitshitshit (02/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
im gonna be that guy and post this,

magazine and clip are not the same thing nor are they interchangeable
#86 - royalwerewolf (02/19/2014) [-]
That last one
I've heard something like it before...
#109 - angelious (02/19/2014) [-]
well since people are sharing stories i might aswell share few that my grandpa told me:

1:he was too young for war,but he stole a bicycle from the nazis and sold beer to them for chocolate,he also once raided a finnish armory and stole a bag full of guns and grenades and such(one of those grenades killed my uncle btw)


2.my grandfathers brother,who fought in the war survived the entire thing without a single injury whatsoever,then right after the war he got drunk and fell of a pick up truck breaking his neck.


not so heroic war stories....
User avatar #106 - willindor (02/19/2014) [-]
During the battle of the Bulge there was an American combat engineer who countered German propaganda being broadcasted at his unit with blasting an Al Jolson record (a jewish jazz musician, two things that the nazis hated) his name? Mel Brooks
User avatar #29 - catpisseverdeen (02/19/2014) [-]
My grandfather, Henderson Merrick Mendenhall, served in Vietnam. He hated Chinooks almost as much as he hated Jane Fonda. He was shot down in 2 and crashed in 3.
User avatar #16 - thehornedking (02/18/2014) [-]
Audie Murphy requested his grave not be given the traditional gold lettering that comes with the medal of honor. He wrote a book about the war and went on the star in the movie they made based on the book. He died in a plane crash in the 1970s. Proof that little guys can fight just as hard as the big ones.
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