Walmert.. . Y' all out here buying Transformers but don”: . l, enough employees to ' more than [it] registers open?. Well tehn... Let's get a truck thread going, shall we?
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#5 - steppenwolfvg (04/10/2014) [-]
Well tehn... Let's get a truck thread going, shall we?
#46 to #5 - RedHulk (04/10/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Wtf is up with japan tricking the **** out of thier trucks?
#47 to #5 - xzayviaaeyeres (04/10/2014) [-]
Banks Super-Turbo Freightliner RACE FOOTAGE Pikes peak in a supercharged and turbocharged Freightliner, This dude has balls. His also part of the group planning to revive truck racing in the US, Which is some of the best racing around IMO
#109 to #5 - bighornwizardsheep ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
Truck thread you say....
#70 to #5 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
#85 to #5 - daffyduckyo (04/10/2014) [-]
You call that trucks?
User avatar #68 to #23 - legionary (04/10/2014) [-]
Do the captain open the cockpit window and whip them when they slow down?
User avatar #118 to #68 - legionary (04/11/2014) [-]
#99 I am the jester of Rome
#99 to #68 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
o legionary, you so fahhny
o legionary, you so fahhny
User avatar #34 to #22 - crazylance (04/10/2014) [-]
I look at every single one of these trucks and think: "Man, that'd be great for a zombie apocalypse"
#59 to #34 - rothingham (04/10/2014) [-]
As bait?
User avatar #31 to #22 - cezand (04/10/2014) [-]
Why do all your trucks look like pimps? Do they whore our Prius cars?
User avatar #41 to #31 - steppenwolfvg (04/10/2014) [-]
They are called Dekotora trucks and the reason why they look like this are because japanese.
User avatar #42 to #41 - cezand (04/10/2014) [-]
#28 to #27 - alterednicolas (04/10/2014) [-]
It's a van, but it's pretty EXTREME!
It's a van, but it's pretty EXTREME!
#36 to #27 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
Look at dat booty bounce
#106 to #26 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
Big Rigs Commercial
User avatar #92 to #26 - savmg (04/10/2014) [-]
You're winner
#78 - Aerosmither (04/10/2014) [-]
Walmart is kinda ****** up in how they operate their employee presence in the store. Say you went to Wal-Mart right now and there was only 5 registers open. It doesn't mean that the other cashiers are being lazy or ******* around elsewhere, it's because on THIS day one year ago, that particular store had a low amount of customers go through the registers, and then when they look for the employee's schedules they say "Oh well this day last year was pretty slow, so for next year we won't need as many!"

Meanwhile this is a totally flawed system as anyone who is an employee or a customer would tell you. Because for example, say today one year ago there was a snowstorm and no one comes to Wal-Mart because it's too dangerous to drive. Well Wal-Mart sees "Oh, very slow day on April 9th, I guess we won't need as many people working next year!" and then next year rolls around and the day could be beautiful, not a flake of snow on the ground, but they still only have a few people working and are hugely understaffed because it wasn't that busy the year before! They do this with everything, ordering inventory, employee scheduling, employee hiring, and it all goes back on how much that store is able to spend on that kind of stuff.

Source: Am unfortunately an employee of Wal-Mart
#64 - jalthelas (04/10/2014) [-]
**jalthelas rolled image**

My favorite Transformer is Amazon Prime.
#97 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
My cousin goes to a private school that doesn't have air conditioning (only heating) but all kids in 9th and below are getting ipads for "educational" purposes
User avatar #98 to #97 - skaterbay (04/10/2014) [-]
Wow, I don't care.
#113 to #97 - carlonord ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
My school bought about 15K worth of ipads, while the auto shop gets budget cuts and the Media lab still uses cassette tapes.
User avatar #65 - octopusafrican (04/10/2014) [-]
Truck drivers can buy their own cab design and renovate the inside however they please, so long as it gets the company's approval.

Source: Grandpa's a truck driver, dawg.
#71 - asurasxnight (04/10/2014) [-]
have only 1 cashier, the rest are self checkouts. That would work if most of their customers weren't people like this
#37 - liuur (04/10/2014) [-]
So is anyone else excited for American Truck Simulator?
User avatar #56 to #37 - shema (04/10/2014) [-]
for the dubs of cut scene yes.
#67 to #37 - rabbitturd (04/10/2014) [-]
Know when that releases?
User avatar #112 to #67 - liuur (04/10/2014) [-]
It's still unannounced, but if it's anything like when they released ETS2 it's still like a year or so off.
User avatar #40 to #37 - mastertarium (04/10/2014) [-]
I kinda am.
User avatar #62 - balthizaar (04/10/2014) [-]
lol how do you think they afford the god damn transformers... by not employing people they save money... sheesh
#48 - ellina (04/10/2014) [-]
**ellina rolled image**
User avatar #52 to #48 - shema (04/10/2014) [-]
at least the scale makes it to 120!
#75 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
Wtf is this pimp my optimist???
User avatar #72 - kennyh (04/10/2014) [-]
Those decisions keep your bag of chips at 99 cent. be grateful.
#1 - captainrattrap (04/10/2014) [-]
What the hell kind of truck is that???
User avatar #4 to #1 - theblobble (04/10/2014) [-]
an ugly one
#32 to #1 - yoshibee ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
It's not a truck it's a Transformer.
It's not a truck it's a Transformer.
#2 to #1 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
it is a truck that can get double the average mileage of standard truck (usually around 13 mpg compared to 6 mpg) because of less drag on the front of it.
User avatar #3 to #1 - nicholastheawesome (04/10/2014) [-]
Looks like a train is raping a (sports)car
User avatar #39 - Rukioish (04/10/2014) [-]
Maybe if you ******* didn't do your monthly grocery shopping at 11 at night, there'd be more registers open.
User avatar #50 to #39 - mcatheistnuggets (04/10/2014) [-]
What's worse, more people in the store or less cash registers open? I think more people is worse, because **** I ain't got time to be looking for a checkout, then standing in line for 10 minutes while my ice cream melts, I still got to drive that **** 30 miles back to my house. I bought chocolate ice cream got home with chocolate milk, **** .
User avatar #83 to #50 - kinginyellow (04/10/2014) [-]
Then come during the day when at least 3 are open if not 4. Come at 10 minutes to closing and you'll be stuck with everyone else who tried that.
User avatar #89 to #83 - mcatheistnuggets (04/10/2014) [-]
Dude, no, if you go anytime during the day around here, every single lane has at least a 10 man line. After 10 or so there's almost no one there.
User avatar #102 to #89 - kinginyellow (04/10/2014) [-]
Man over here it's opposite, everyone thinks their smart by coming at 10
User avatar #105 to #102 - mcatheistnuggets (04/10/2014) [-]
Most people go when they get off work here, so at 4, 5:30, 6:00, and 8:00 the place is packed. It's not as bad before 4, but I usually have class at that time, so I can't get in there before everyone else.
#96 to #39 - spanishninja (04/10/2014) [-]
this is so true, dont know why is geting reds.
#104 to #39 - furiousmarshmellow (04/10/2014) [-]
He's not wrong.
He's not wrong.
#73 to #39 - gnalde (04/10/2014) [-]
Not sure why Rukioish is getting red thumb hate for that comment. Anyone who has worked retail recognizes the truth in his comment.

People shopping late complaining about amount of registers open.
People shopping in rush hour complaining about there being a line.

Every day.
User avatar #120 to #73 - Rukioish (04/11/2014) [-]
everyone is just mad I'm right. Don't worry a few unpopular comments won't be my undoing.
#45 to #39 - LiberatedCommie (04/10/2014) [-]
>Implying the user's black because they used "y'all"
#82 to #45 - notstill (04/10/2014) [-]
Implying you need to be black to be a ******
User avatar #86 to #82 - yaboybtrue (04/10/2014) [-]
You are correct, my friend. To me, ****** is a lifestyle not a color.
User avatar #111 to #82 - LiberatedCommie (04/10/2014) [-]
Pretty sure that's what the dictionary definition of a ****** is. It doesn't really matter what you think or redefine it to mean. I'm speaking in the case of pure terminology.
#114 to #111 - notstill (04/10/2014) [-]
You sure sound like a ******
User avatar #116 to #114 - LiberatedCommie (04/11/2014) [-]
You sure sound like a dumbass.
#117 to #116 - notstill (04/11/2014) [-]
Ow ow please stop
red thumbs hurt
They really effect me
User avatar #119 to #117 - LiberatedCommie (04/11/2014) [-]
Try harder to seem nonchalant. You're not really selling me.
#94 to #45 - skorchy (04/10/2014) [-]
I think he used ******* as a colloquial term.
#43 - aulubear ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
What if..


What if..

What if it's the fact there are no people who were hired to work registers, because it's such a ****** job, and the only other workers in there are butchers, pharmacists, and management people.
#51 to #43 - mayoroftownsville (04/10/2014) [-]
No, it's a money saving gambit. I work in a supermarket and we do the same thing. There are people I work with who only get 8 or 10 hours a week because there are so many cashiers and so few on at any given time.
User avatar #55 to #43 - shema (04/10/2014) [-]
the management position would not be necessary because

1. pharmacist are socially accept to be smart men. (i'm sure the head pharmacist is just the manager of that wing)
2. butchers are socially accepted as chubby men who work 50 hour weeks. (void any ideas you have of an unclean worker. they need to be fired)
#29 - mastercolossus (04/10/2014) [-]
its called efficiency. if three registers can handle the current number of customers, having more would lose money.
#33 to #29 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
then why have 20 registers if you arent going to use them?
#35 to #33 - gilfhunter (04/10/2014) [-]
Two words...Black Friday...every single line will be open (except broken ones) every one will have very long lines..
#38 to #35 - mastercolossus (04/10/2014) [-]
also rush time. superbowls and other times.
#44 to #38 - gilfhunter (04/10/2014) [-]
that too. I was a cashier at Walmart, and often 6 lines were enough.
User avatar #90 - zomaru (04/10/2014) [-]
Everyone should be required to work a year of their life if bottom retail so they can learn to stop being such ***** and understand we are human beings who normally start out trying to make people happy and yet we are hounded for things that are in no way our fault.
User avatar #91 to #90 - skaterbay (04/10/2014) [-]
U mad?
User avatar #100 to #91 - zomaru (04/10/2014) [-]
I once tried to help a fellow employe who was bitching because there was a line at lunch and apparently it wasn't movie quick enough for her. She told me "Umm, was I talking to you? No? Then Shut your face." And proceeded to say how she was an anesthesiologist and how she could never let this thing happen. (Because a hospitable setting is a fair comparison to a Cafe.) The manager she talked to luckley didn't give 2 ***** because she was saying I should be reprimanded for it.
So yes, I am often mad, because while the majority of people are fine, there is a minority that thinks they are royalty and you are **** and treat you like it.
User avatar #101 to #100 - skaterbay (04/10/2014) [-]
Alright Chief Queef.
#84 - kinginyellow (04/10/2014) [-]
If it's 5 minutes to close don't complain if nothing's open, that's your fault. Probably means during the day but damn I've had enough idiots who come in at 9:57 with a whole cart to fill without stopping to think of the employee who shouldn't have to spend an extra 10 minutes helping their dumb ass out. I wish we could just shut down right at closing and leave the customer, unless they're decent enough for us to want to help them.
If it's 5 minutes to close don't complain if nothing's open, that's your fault. Probably means during the day but damn I've had enough idiots who come in at 9:57 with a whole cart to fill without stopping to think of the employee who shouldn't have to spend an extra 10 minutes helping their dumb ass out. I wish we could just shut down right at closing and leave the customer, unless they're decent enough for us to want to help them.
User avatar #107 to #84 - bobafettsav (04/10/2014) [-]
most walmarts are open 24/7 especially in the south
User avatar #108 to #84 - azraelthemage (04/10/2014) [-]
Wal-Mart is a 24 hour store. They can afford to have all 12 lanes open during the day. Once it's past 9, then they can have less due to less business in the night.
User avatar #115 to #84 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
I wish you wouldn't get any customers so you would realize how they pay for every check you make, and might be grateful to sell them anything, instead of inconvenienced that you have to take their money.
#81 - teachworth (04/10/2014) [-]
**teachworth rolled image** LOL so true
User avatar #80 - FightClub (04/10/2014) [-]
i thought that was a supercar with a modded driver's seat
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