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The horrible moment when there' s a really
mite girl on the hue. but you' re too my to
mart masturbating in front of
MII 2? others like this.

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Submitted:	05/20/2014

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#2 - subjugator (05/20/2014) [-]

Who masturbates to any girl stranger on the bus?
Only girls wish that happens. In reality, they don't get that much attention.

#32 to #2 - misanthrizzle (05/21/2014) [-]

CAUGHT ON CAMERA: Woman Catches BLACK PERVERT "MASTURBATING" On Crowded Philadelphia Septa Bus!!

It happens.

+85

#5 to #2 - PenguinsOfMars (05/20/2014) [-]

youve never masturbated to a stranger on the bus? wow ******* beta

#14 to #5 - Kirbyman ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]

Jesus, this guy's alpha as **** .

#6 to #5 - subjugator (05/20/2014) [-]

+37

#8 - shadowrated (05/21/2014) [-]

Sometimes when I jerk off in front of the mirror I think
"This Mcdonalds Janitor behind me really needs to mind his own business"

#34 to #8 - jackmanagan (05/21/2014) [-]

GET THE ****** OUTTA HERE

+12

#15 - PenguinsOfMars (05/21/2014) [-]

me on the bus

#24 to #15 - russianbro (05/21/2014) [-]

Oh God that feel

#28 to #15 - leftbehind (05/21/2014) [-]

#16 to #15 - zielscheibe (05/21/2014) [-]

#21 to #16 - gragasvlad (05/21/2014) [-]

but the one thing Doctor Manhattan doesn't understand is humans.

#1 - onderdonk (05/20/2014) [-]

do it. DO IT

#3 - kanatana (05/20/2014) [-]

#7 - bogdaneight (05/20/2014) [-]

This made me chuckle like an idiot.

#11 - immortalchair (05/21/2014) [-]

About masturbating on the bus...

#30 - tombobbusama (05/21/2014) [-]

There was this chick at school today and her trousers were just a little see through and just a little too tight so you could perfectly see her ass.

So tempting to not take a billion pictures.

I think a thousand is enough.

#23 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (05/21/2014) [-]

That's why i learned to drive. See a cute girl on the pavement, wank in peace.

#25 to #23 - mrfartypants (05/21/2014) [-]

i hope youre jokes and your not "that guy"

#27 to #25 - atomicman (05/21/2014) [-]

mfw reading you attempt at, well I don't even know what you're trying to say to be honest

#26 to #25 - mrfartypants (05/21/2014) [-]

joking* i dont know why i said Jokes

#9 - nod (05/21/2014) [-]

hfw

#17 - wetpantslol (05/21/2014) [-]

**wetpantslol rolled image**

What I masturbate to on the bus

#19 to #17 - ronjeremysweiner (05/21/2014) [-]

hue

#4 - stabbedinthecrotch (05/20/2014) [-]

**stabbedinthecrotch rolled image** <<What I last masturbated to!

#10 to #4 - jaegarbombastic (05/21/2014) [-]

Hey come on now.

The guy is trying his best to walk and you're just flaunting your dick?

Not cool bro bro.

#33 - scostil (05/21/2014) [-]

#31 - rubixium (05/21/2014) [-]

These comments are making me question whether people actually do this or not.

#22 - tyroneisanigger (05/21/2014) [-]

Ok, I'm about a 7/10, probably average for a guy? Right? What's wrong with just going up to her, starting a conversation with her and if she shows signs that she is interested ask for her number? In all honesty, I consider myself a beta but I still talk with girls and jokes with them with having a damn breakdown. Am I the only one that doesn't think it's awkward to talk to girls?

#29 to #22 - anon (05/21/2014) [-]

I wish more guys that your attitude. You're alpha in my book.

#20 - anon (05/21/2014) [-]

**anonymous rolls 2,560**

#18 - undeadmaus (05/21/2014) [-]

There was this really hot girl next to me on the bus. She was right next to me and I could see her tits. Then she dropped something and bent over to grab it and as the bus accelerated she was bumping onto my dick. I had to focus real hard to not get a boner.