WWI. Source: Imgur. If WWI WAS A Bill! FIGHT Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills A
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WWI

If WWI WAS A Bill! FIGHT
Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in
the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria
and spills Austria' s pint.
Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit
because there are splashes on its trouser leg.
Germany expresses its support for Austria' s point of
view,
Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.
Serbia points out that it can' t afford a whole suit, but
offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria' s trousers.
Russia and Serbia look at Austria-
Austria asks Serbia who it' s looking at.
Russia suggests that Austria should lease its little
brother alone.
Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in
compelling it to do so.
Germany appeals to Britain that France has been
looking at it, and that this is sufficiently out of order
that Britain should not intervene.
Britain replies that France can took at who it wants to,
that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is
Germany going to do about it?
Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or
Germany will render Russia incapable of such action.
Britain and France ask Germany whether it' s looking
at Belgium.
Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper.
en they come back, Turkey makes a show of not
looking at anyone.
Genning rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and
punches Belgium.
France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches
Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one
hand and Russia with the other.
Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and
nearly falls over, Japan calls over from the other side
of the room that it' s on Britain* s side, but stays there,
Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.
Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back.
There are no hard feelings because Britain made
Australia do it,
France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but
gets back up and carries on fighting, Russia gets
thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers
brain damage, and wakes up with a complete
personality change.
Italy throws ii punch at Austria and misses, but
Austria falls over anyway. raises both fists in the
air and runs round the room chanting,
America waits till Germany is about to fall otter from
sustained punching from Britain and France, then
walks over and smashes it with a harsh , then
pretends it won the fight all by itself.
By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror
over the bat is shattered. Britain, France and America
agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the
whole thing is Germa ' s fault I While is still
unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its
wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.
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#2 - koojot (11/12/2013) [-]
and meanwhile in Scandinavia.
and meanwhile in Scandinavia.
User avatar #114 to #2 - kirkbot ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
you mean Switzerland
#4 to #2 - achphoenix (11/12/2013) [-]
almost, germany had us in a mild necklock for a moment there
User avatar #115 to #4 - angelious ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
And finland had to ally with germanny because russia attacked us


i think sweden was the only one that that picture describes
User avatar #120 to #115 - achphoenix (11/13/2013) [-]
well... Norway too...
but finland isnt scandinavian, its nordic
User avatar #121 to #120 - angelious ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
i think germanny wanted to assault norway through finland.

also finland is considered "fennosh-skandinavia" but usually just shortened into "skandinavia" so you are part correct and i was wrong
#122 to #121 - achphoenix (11/13/2013) [-]
i would like to use this artwork by humon to illustrate how the north works, in her words.
I hope this clears it up.
User avatar #123 to #122 - angelious ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
im from finland myself.i know how it works.but if i recall correctly from my biology classes the fennos skandinavia includes everybody within the plate(mannerlaatta(cba to google)) wich includes both russia and norway too...or atleast russia...not norway i think...
User avatar #9 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/13/2013) [-]
Do people actually think Americans think we won against Germany? We don't. We made it pretty clear in our history classes that Britain and France had it, but that we helped out a bit.
#18 to #9 - anon (11/13/2013) [-]
I was raised in Alabama. People here like to pretend that all the good thing in the world come from or are caused by America. Whether or not we really had a huge impact in WW1 is irrelevant since we jumped in at the end and added a bit of extra muscle
User avatar #21 to #18 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/13/2013) [-]
Well, we did help; it definitely took some of the death toll off of Britain and France, considering how deadly the war was. They could've done it themselves, but without us it probably would be a higher mortality rate on their part. Our help, no matter how little nor how big, should still be welcomed. It's the intention of the whole thing.
User avatar #36 to #21 - droysters (11/13/2013) [-]
If I recall correctly, Russia had just left the war and Germany was moving the troops on the eastern front to France, which I think would have overwhelmed the British and French forces. America arrived in time to halt the advance of the German troops. That is what I can remember off the top of my head, so it may not be very accurate.
User avatar #23 to #9 - mistafishy (11/13/2013) [-]
WWII Was a different story... but yeah, I agree completely as an American.

But WWII, man... Everyone would've been ****** if Japan and Germany played smart...
User avatar #25 to #23 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/13/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. Hitler especially. His advisors helped him make some pretty smart conquers. If he had listened to them more around the end, and Japan hadn't been nuked, I wonder how deadly that would've been.
#29 to #25 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
The funniest thing is that Hitler idolized Napoleon, even went to Napoleon's memorial and gave a moment of silence, and then made the same exact mistake Napoleon did by trying to **** around with Russia.
User avatar #26 to #25 - mistafishy (11/13/2013) [-]
But think about having no US intervention, no pearl harbor, no Lusitania...

America's pretext would've been shattered; the divided public would see no need for intervention until Britain was flying a swastika, and Africa was baking pizzas while Manchuria learned Japanese.

At least that's how I see it... but the axis didn't check itself so it "spun out" so to speak.
User avatar #28 to #26 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/13/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. Our involvement was definitely needed in WWII. It's weird though... even though WWII was terrible, many good things came out of it, as well... we have interesting history lessons, the technological advancements were extraordinary, etc. I only wonder what it would've been like if we didn't wait to get into WWII.
User avatar #62 to #28 - deathchain (11/13/2013) [-]
Many good things came out of it, sure, but many bad things came out too. The USA and USSR ****** over a lot of smaller countries during the Cold War, countries that still haven't recovered.
User avatar #63 to #62 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/13/2013) [-]
Very true. It's really curious, seeing all that would've happened if certain things didn't.
User avatar #69 to #63 - deathchain (11/13/2013) [-]
Everything got pretty lopsided by the end of the war. There was technological progress unlike anything we'd ever seen before in some countries, while others practically collapsed back into the stone age.

I think our technological development would have come along slower, but overall the world would have been way better off as a whole. The Cold War lasted for 44 years (1947 - 1991). That's two generations of society that didn't know a world that wasn't in the Cold War. And with the way things are going now, even 22 years later, it's going to be a long time until the effects finally disappear.
User avatar #33 to #28 - mistafishy (11/13/2013) [-]
Well, that's where speculation gets complicated...

Many Americans liked Hitler, many supported the English... But which side would we have entered on is the hardest question to ask if we were to answer it in 1939.

I think the turnout would not have been much different if we simply entered earlier with the Allies, but the death toll would be much, MUCH heftier... You can only fit so many men and guns in France at one time.
#24 - coonster (11/13/2013) [-]
>mfw I'm Serbian and my grandparents taught me it was everyone else's fault
#30 to #24 - whyunofeellucky (11/13/2013) [-]
No prob, most Serbs tend to be full of **** when it comes to the truth.
Excuse my racism, Hungarian/Albanian pride swelling up a bit.
#35 to #30 - coonster (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah no problem, I'm not really biased... and I honestly don't care because I wasn't actually born there, and I don't have the heritage of Serbs
#108 to #24 - djoka ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
Basicaly it wasnt everyones fault,but it wasnt Serbian fault You need to login to view this link was done by young man who didnt have support of the kingdom of Serbia.He killed Frantz Ferdinand in Sarajevo,on great Serbian holiday (Imagine if Hirohito occupied U.S and went to Alamo to attend Japanese army parade on 4th of july,wouldnt you kill him).Austro-Hungary (not only Austria) sent ultimatum to Serbia,and Serbs accepted all demands except demand that Serbia basicaly dismantles entire police force and let A-H empire do police work.That is when the war begun.
User avatar #92 to #24 - Crusader (11/13/2013) [-]
It is and it isn't.

You guys did kill the next in line for power sparking the war. But it was a pretty justified massacre
User avatar #11 - allamericandude (11/13/2013) [-]
We Americans don't really think we won WWI by ourselves. That's an unfair stereotype. Everyone is taught in elementary school that the US helped end the stalemate, that's all. We were on the winning side, and we did benefit hugely from the outcome of the war, but we weren't alone.
User avatar #67 - themurp (11/13/2013) [-]
Wasn't america against making Germany pay reparations?
#68 to #67 - mrmcput ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
Yes
#74 to #67 - lordcaboose (11/13/2013) [-]
Woodrow Wilson (then the president) was actually for being very lenient with Germany. It was mostly France and maybe Britain (I can't remember their exact role) that wanted to punish Germany. They did this because of their anger at losing the Franco-Prussian war of 1870-71.
User avatar #84 to #74 - Warcom (11/13/2013) [-]
Britain actually tried to be firm and fair, they wanted Germany to pay but they did not want to cripple Germany, France on the other hand was out for blood
User avatar #90 to #74 - Crusader (11/13/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say it was just about losing that war.

I would say a lot of would have to do the devastation of the French countryside.
#126 to #90 - lordcaboose (11/13/2013) [-]
Also a fair point, I just thought that it would be a bit of a given that they would be angry over that.
#10 - legyplegy (11/13/2013) [-]
I imagined it all with Hetalia characters. I was not disappointed.
I imagined it all with Hetalia characters. I was not disappointed.
User avatar #56 to #10 - prasopchai (11/13/2013) [-]
Why not poland ball version?
#60 to #56 - Loppytaffy (11/13/2013) [-]
Because hetalia is actually funny.
And visually pleasing.
#1 - mraye (11/12/2013) [-]
Greatest Bar Fight Ever.
User avatar #16 to #1 - shadowsmartyr (11/13/2013) [-]
The bar fight to end all bar fights!
#27 - schmidtycent (11/13/2013) [-]
*ahem*......you're welcome
User avatar #42 to #27 - lightninghorse (11/13/2013) [-]
just saying, it's WWI canada was not a country yet just think of it as part of britain
#44 to #42 - notanonyay (11/13/2013) [-]
except it was a country....for just over 40 years....
User avatar #45 to #44 - lightninghorse (11/13/2013) [-]
it was not yet independent, it did not get to decide whether it went to war or dictate it's own actions.

British North America Act, 1867, an act of the Parliament of Great Britain established the entity that has evolved into what we are now. But, we were still subject to Britain's parliament, and didn't have a supreme court, the hightest court of appeal was the Privy Council in the UK.

Then there was the Statute of Westminster, 1931. I don't remember all that much about it, except that it was pivotal. The final thing was when we got the ability to create and modify our own constitution through the Constitution Act of 1982.

i believe it truly came into itself in 1931, becoming a self governing country and entering world war 2 to great effect.
User avatar #46 to #45 - notanonyay (11/13/2013) [-]
Let's be honest...if Britain went to war...Canada would probably follow suit, even today but I get what you're saying
#51 to #46 - lightninghorse (11/13/2013) [-]
well of course, we are allies. we do try to do the right thing. and if we had the power to choose we would have joined the allies in WWI, no question about it.   
   
it's just that sometimes i feel like canadians go overboard with the whole "CANADA IS BEST COUNTRY, EH?" thing. i am canadian; we are not perfect, we can't truthfully say that we have the best country, and we are young as far as countries go.    
   
but we have done a good job with the time we've been a country; we've been a part of one (two if you really want to) of the largest wars in history, we have free health care (sure it doesn't cover everything and it makes things expensive, but people shouldn't have to die because they can't pay for things), and we've invented quite a few amazing things,though we can't claim to be #1 in everything (or even most things). what i can claim is that i am proud too be canadian and i am proud of the way my country acts (in most things).    
so i say even though we missed out on the opportunity to have a moose as our national animal, I AM PROUD TO BE CANADIAN.
well of course, we are allies. we do try to do the right thing. and if we had the power to choose we would have joined the allies in WWI, no question about it.

it's just that sometimes i feel like canadians go overboard with the whole "CANADA IS BEST COUNTRY, EH?" thing. i am canadian; we are not perfect, we can't truthfully say that we have the best country, and we are young as far as countries go.

but we have done a good job with the time we've been a country; we've been a part of one (two if you really want to) of the largest wars in history, we have free health care (sure it doesn't cover everything and it makes things expensive, but people shouldn't have to die because they can't pay for things), and we've invented quite a few amazing things,though we can't claim to be #1 in everything (or even most things). what i can claim is that i am proud too be canadian and i am proud of the way my country acts (in most things).
so i say even though we missed out on the opportunity to have a moose as our national animal, I AM PROUD TO BE CANADIAN.
User avatar #89 to #51 - derkarus ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
How about that Rob Ford?
It's a joke, I'm canadian as well, barely, southern Ontario.
#37 to #27 - whyunofeellucky (11/13/2013) [-]
Thank you, people tend to forget how much Canada affect the war, and Canada.
We weren't very sorry.
#38 to #37 - schmidtycent (11/13/2013) [-]
I like to think we're the gentle giant. Slow to anger, but look the **** out when you rile us up, drop the hockey sticks, and pick up our rifles. It's ************* business time
#43 - anon (11/13/2013) [-]
Actually, the Germans were within 5 miles of Paris when the Americans pushed them back so actually they came late but where the life of the party



America just got the Mercenary Medal
User avatar #91 to #43 - Crusader (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, but no.

I mean they were close. But close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.
Germany had used so much of their resources that by the time they got that close, they weren't doing much.
It's like if a bull is charging you, and get's shot, and then hits the ground and stops 3 feet away from you. Are you going to claim that you were in danger at the end, after he was already shot and collapsing?

I'm not saying Germany wasn't a threat, I am saying Germany wasn't so strong that America was the only reason they were stopped
#109 to #91 - anon (11/13/2013) [-]
Without America Germany most likely would have one WWI. It really was only a matter of time until the Germans reached Paris. You are right that they had exhausted much of their resources, but they still had many troops to the east on the Russian border and in Serbia that they were planning to recall for one last large offensive. This offensive almost surely would have succeeded because well the Germans still had troops and equipment in the reserve the British and French truly had nothing left to throw into the fight. America arrived just in time to throw this plan into disarray end give the allies the upper hand. Which is actually unfortunate because If Germany had one the war the world most likely would have been much better off. There most likely would be no Hitler, USSR or Cold War, though who knows what else might have happened.
User avatar #118 to #109 - herpaderderp (11/13/2013) [-]
Thumbed down because of repeated misspelling of "won".
User avatar #7 - sparkofinsanity ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
Kinda inaccurate at the end. While the Treaty of Paris did end up unfairly blaming Germany for the whole thing and demanding that Germany pay full reparations for the war, America did pay Germany millions of dollars after the war and pretty much saved the German economy. That is, until Hitler came around and made Germany a world power again.
#117 - JukkaTheTroll (11/13/2013) [-]
people seem to forget we were there, yet we did things that the English and French could not do

Battle Of Vimy Ridge, Just Sayian
#103 - darkanon (11/13/2013) [-]
I prefer this:
User avatar #104 to #103 - theshadowed (11/13/2013) [-]
Yes, I have the WW2 version, but not the WW1 version. Thanks

Source to WW1 one www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4424808/WW2+in+a+nutshell/

User avatar #70 - psykojet (11/13/2013) [-]
Very nice, but there was no Turkey at the time. It was still the Ottoman Empire and was so until 1923.
User avatar #5 - dangskippity ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
but america loaned Germany millions of dollars after WWI MURICA
#85 - schnizel (11/13/2013) [-]
>Implying the Britbongs, the French and the Ameros could fight their way into Germany
>Implying the Britbongs, the French and the Ameros could fight their way into Germany
User avatar #88 to #85 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2013) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's President Mugabe of Zimbabwe, isn't it? Isn't he laughing about the Holocaust?
User avatar #94 to #88 - schnizel (11/13/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #95 to #94 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2013) [-]
Thanks, man. 'preciate it.
#96 to #95 - schnizel (11/13/2013) [-]
How much did the hola cost?
How much did the hola cost?
User avatar #97 to #96 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2013) [-]
Nein Kampfs?
User avatar #98 to #97 - schnizel (11/13/2013) [-]
>top lel
User avatar #119 to #88 - revengeforfreeze (11/13/2013) [-]
No, this isn't Mugabe
User avatar #59 - sketchE (11/13/2013) [-]
us wanted a reconciliatory victory franc eand britain, primarily france, wanted a punic
User avatar #75 to #59 - thisisspartah (11/13/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #99 to #75 - sketchE (11/13/2013) [-]
US didnt want to punish germany but the other two did
User avatar #102 to #99 - thisisspartah (11/13/2013) [-]
that makes sence
User avatar #50 - komandantmirkoo (11/13/2013) [-]
and serbia leaves the bar as soon as **** goes down
#49 - niggazoid (11/13/2013) [-]
Colin Quinn - America vs Iraq
cant find the whole skit. this is a hilarious analogy from colin quinns special Long Story Short.
User avatar #48 - iamnuff (11/13/2013) [-]
so wheres the part about japan ambushing america who was trying to stay out of it?
#52 to #48 - rickastleyismyaunt (11/13/2013) [-]
That's WWII buddy.
User avatar #53 to #52 - iamnuff (11/13/2013) [-]
I can't even into ******* reading.

#54 to #53 - rickastleyismyaunt (11/13/2013) [-]
It's ok little guy take your time

Don't hurt yourself


<3
User avatar #125 to #54 - iamnuff (11/13/2013) [-]
to be fair, nobody seems to reference WW1 anymore.

all everybody cares about is nazis.


#39 - justaredshirt (11/13/2013) [-]
I prefer this version, only because it shows off England's Badass War Moustache.

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