WWI. Source: Imgur. If WWI WAS A Bill! FIGHT Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills A
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WWI

Source: Imgur

If WWI WAS A Bill! FIGHT
Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in
the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria
and spills Austria' s pint.
Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit
because there are splashes on its trouser leg.
Germany expresses its support for Austria' s point of
view,
Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.
Serbia points out that it can' t afford a whole suit, but
offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria' s trousers.
Russia and Serbia look at Austria-
Austria asks Serbia who it' s looking at.
Russia suggests that Austria should lease its little
brother alone.
Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in
compelling it to do so.
Germany appeals to Britain that France has been
looking at it, and that this is sufficiently out of order
that Britain should not intervene.
Britain replies that France can took at who it wants to,
that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is
Germany going to do about it?
Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or
Germany will render Russia incapable of such action.
Britain and France ask Germany whether it' s looking
at Belgium.
Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper.
en they come back, Turkey makes a show of not
looking at anyone.
Genning rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and
punches Belgium.
France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches
Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one
hand and Russia with the other.
Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and
nearly falls over, Japan calls over from the other side
of the room that it' s on Britain* s side, but stays there,
Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.
Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back.
There are no hard feelings because Britain made
Australia do it,
France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but
gets back up and carries on fighting, Russia gets
thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers
brain damage, and wakes up with a complete
personality change.
Italy throws ii punch at Austria and misses, but
Austria falls over anyway. raises both fists in the
air and runs round the room chanting,
America waits till Germany is about to fall otter from
sustained punching from Britain and France, then
walks over and smashes it with a harsh , then
pretends it won the fight all by itself.
By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror
over the bat is shattered. Britain, France and America
agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the
whole thing is Germa ' s fault I While is still
unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its
wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.
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#2 - koojot (11/12/2013) [+] (7 replies)
and meanwhile in Scandinavia.
and meanwhile in Scandinavia.
User avatar #9 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/13/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Do people actually think Americans think we won against Germany? We don't. We made it pretty clear in our history classes that Britain and France had it, but that we helped out a bit.
User avatar #11 - allamericandude (11/13/2013) [-]
We Americans don't really think we won WWI by ourselves. That's an unfair stereotype. Everyone is taught in elementary school that the US helped end the stalemate, that's all. We were on the winning side, and we did benefit hugely from the outcome of the war, but we weren't alone.
#27 - schmidtycent (11/13/2013) [+] (8 replies)
*ahem*......you're welcome
#24 - coonster (11/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>mfw I'm Serbian and my grandparents taught me it was everyone else's fault
#1 - mraye (11/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Greatest Bar Fight Ever.
#13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/13/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I didn't see the part about Japan punching America. Ya know, Pearl Harbor?
#22 to #13 - Stansnowman (11/13/2013) [-]
That was WW2
User avatar #67 - themurp (11/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Wasn't america against making Germany pay reparations?
#10 - legyplegy (11/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I imagined it all with Hetalia characters. I was not disappointed.
I imagined it all with Hetalia characters. I was not disappointed.
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Actually, the Germans were within 5 miles of Paris when the Americans pushed them back so actually they came late but where the life of the party



America just got the Mercenary Medal
User avatar #7 - sparkofinsanity (11/13/2013) [-]
Kinda inaccurate at the end. While the Treaty of Paris did end up unfairly blaming Germany for the whole thing and demanding that Germany pay full reparations for the war, America did pay Germany millions of dollars after the war and pretty much saved the German economy. That is, until Hitler came around and made Germany a world power again.
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#85 - schnizel (11/13/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>Implying the Britbongs, the French and the Ameros could fight their way into Germany
>Implying the Britbongs, the French and the Ameros could fight their way into Germany
User avatar #88 to #85 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2013) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's President Mugabe of Zimbabwe, isn't it? Isn't he laughing about the Holocaust?
User avatar #5 - dangskippity (11/13/2013) [-]
but america loaned Germany millions of dollars after WWI MURICA
#117 - JukkaTheTroll (11/13/2013) [-]
people seem to forget we were there, yet we did things that the English and French could not do

Battle Of Vimy Ridge, Just Sayian
#103 - darkanon (11/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I prefer this:
User avatar #70 - psykojet (11/13/2013) [-]
Very nice, but there was no Turkey at the time. It was still the Ottoman Empire and was so until 1923.
#41 - jeremythegoat (11/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
The part about America claiming to have won the war at the very end goes more for WWII than WWI. I'm not going to downplay America's involvement or importance in either war, but I honestly don't believe that to be true. It's also extremely infuriating the whole "You'd be nazi saluting if we didn't join when we did"
#39 - justaredshirt (11/13/2013) [-]
I prefer this version, only because it shows off England's Badass War Moustache.

User avatar #14 - shadowsmartyr (11/13/2013) [-]
Not very accurate at the end. US didn't even ratify the Treaty of Versailles, we made our own peace deals with Germany and Austria (Congress didn't like League of Nations and many thought it was to harsh on Germany). **** even the British thought the French were being to harsh.
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