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WTF Fun Facts Comp Vol. 3 Part 5

WTF Fun Facts Comp Vol. 3 Part 5. All links to other comps are here: - /user/sorexflare/53#53 Other: -Promo: /Fun+Facts+Comp/funny-pictures/5012685/ To check th

All links to other comps are here:
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User avatar #233 - sorexflare (02/27/2014) [-]
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#4 - mudkipfucker (02/26/2014) [-]
Of course tanks have tea making facilities, without Tea, the British just cease to be
#153 to #4 - daentraya (02/27/2014) [-]
Positive stereotypes are best stereotypes
User avatar #204 to #153 - ashikoki (02/27/2014) [-]
Just when I thought no one else did it.
#176 to #4 - greenbatman (02/27/2014) [-]
"U wot? I dont even drink tea bruv i drink white lighting wot u on abat?!"
#102 to #4 - killerjhtwo (02/27/2014) [-]
I don't get why it's not standard issue on all tanks really.
I mean, why get out your portable stove (more effort and taking up ration space) and sit outside the tank, when you can shove your rations into the BV then cook it that way.
You also get to use the hot water left over to produce some nectar from the gods.
I don't get the chance to drink as much tea as I like (I run out of milk too fast and am too lazy to go buy more when I do) but I couldn't imagine going through life never having experienced a cup of tea.
User avatar #33 to #4 - supername ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
More like they cease to tea.
#29 - kingofunnyjunk (02/27/2014) [-]
> be me was about 19   
> go to Disneyland to test out this "andy's coming" bs   
> planned everything days ago   
> find Jessie just wandering around   
> follow her to a quiet place   
> yell "Andy's coming"   
> 			***************		.7z   
> build up some courage   
> take off pants and start jacking off   
> she sees but doesn't act.   
> everythingwentbetterthanexpected[RAW][x264].mkv   
> getting close   
> thinking she's enjoying it too   
> just before cumming crouch down to her ear and whisper "Andy's coming"    
> hear a male voice under the mask saying "me too!"   
> notice the bulge   
> MFW   
   
 before you ask it's legit. I was the bulge.
> be me was about 19
> go to Disneyland to test out this "andy's coming" bs
> planned everything days ago
> find Jessie just wandering around
> follow her to a quiet place
> yell "Andy's coming"
> *************** .7z
> build up some courage
> take off pants and start jacking off
> she sees but doesn't act.
> everythingwentbetterthanexpected[RAW][x264].mkv
> getting close
> thinking she's enjoying it too
> just before cumming crouch down to her ear and whisper "Andy's coming"
> hear a male voice under the mask saying "me too!"
> notice the bulge
> MFW

before you ask it's legit. I was the bulge.

#168 to #29 - deckbox ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
was going to post something similar but beat me to it   
   
there fore squirrels
was going to post something similar but beat me to it

there fore squirrels
#194 to #29 - anon (02/27/2014) [-]
If people need to start with "be me" o some crap like taht, they can go to hell.
User avatar #136 to #29 - mcfluffykins **User deleted account** (02/27/2014) [-]
I'll take funny **** that never happened for 500, Alex.
#139 to #136 - hopskotch (02/27/2014) [-]
I don't know why you got downvoted

Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most
User avatar #143 to #29 - amonlavtar (02/27/2014) [-]
10/10
#144 to #29 - jakekel (02/27/2014) [-]
what in the great name of all ***** .
#151 - Dudewheresmyjew (02/27/2014) [-]
The 'Andy's coming' myth has been debunked. While in the past, the Toy Story characters did respond to people shouting that line, Disney has now changed its policy. They claim that because of the rumor spreading over the internet like everything does today , people were coming to the park and shouting it 50+ times a day as opposed to only once or twice. They also said it was difficult for the actors to get back up after dropping to the ground.    
   
TLDR- The internet ruined something that was actually true for awhile.
The 'Andy's coming' myth has been debunked. While in the past, the Toy Story characters did respond to people shouting that line, Disney has now changed its policy. They claim that because of the rumor spreading over the internet like everything does today , people were coming to the park and shouting it 50+ times a day as opposed to only once or twice. They also said it was difficult for the actors to get back up after dropping to the ground.

TLDR- The internet ruined something that was actually true for awhile.
#154 - psykobear ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
Well, a finger has a bone in it. A carrot has carrot in it.
User avatar #201 to #154 - avyon (02/27/2014) [-]
the knuckle just has cartilage. Tasty Tasty Cartilage
User avatar #7 - tinglyturtletaint (02/27/2014) [-]
How many people bit their finger?
User avatar #10 to #7 - ctsasquatch (02/27/2014) [-]
*raises hand*
User avatar #54 to #10 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
*raises 4-fingered hand*
#9 to #7 - miyutoso (02/27/2014) [-]
I did. Couldn't make myself bite very hard on the chance that it's true. Scary.
User avatar #13 to #7 - thebaseballexpert (02/27/2014) [-]
even if you did, its virtually impossible to bite off your own finger on purpose. Though the strength required is easily doable, your brain stops you from doing it.
#40 to #7 - adobo (02/27/2014) [-]
I did
User avatar #195 to #40 - dajokaman (02/27/2014) [-]
WOA REPORTED!!!!!!!
User avatar #94 - OHSdude (02/27/2014) [-]
*survives atom bomb* "I swear if this **** makes me late for work..."
User avatar #103 to #94 - leonhardt (02/27/2014) [-]
Imagine the **** he put the rest of his coworkers, through.

"Starting today, we will no longer be allowing sick days."
"But boss, what if I really don't feel well?"
"Hoshi survived two atomic bombs and still made it in to work. I'm sure you can deal with the flu."
" **** you, Hoshi."
#80 - challos **User deleted account** (02/27/2014) [-]
an absolute classic from the antique section of the internet
User avatar #166 to #80 - irevolutions (02/27/2014) [-]
>2010
>antique
#150 to #80 - wontforget (02/27/2014) [-]
>antique   
>toy story 3
>antique
>toy story 3
User avatar #182 to #150 - xxbandwagonxx (02/27/2014) [-]
For the internet 4 years might as well be.
I know the legitimate date is around 100 years to be an antique
#141 - anon (02/27/2014) [-]
#165 - joemoearigato (02/27/2014) [-]
See no evil, covering his eyes
hear no evil, covering his ears
speak no evil, covering his mouth
and then we have...
do no evil, covering his penis.
User avatar #175 to #165 - cormy (02/27/2014) [-]
THEREFORE AND THUSTLY WE CAN CONCLUDE ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT WOMEN ARE EVIL!
Either that or they just don't want us to be ******* around with Succubus and/or other demonic creatures.
Bummer.
#199 to #165 - thirsteternum (02/27/2014) [-]
i'm not doing it because i'm lazy, BUT, i reckon it would be rather interesting to do some research about these monkeys and their tale.
#37 - adrummerboy (02/27/2014) [-]
"Andy's Coming!"   
   
   
   
Yeah that 			****		 probably doesn't get mad annoying.
"Andy's Coming!"



Yeah that **** probably doesn't get mad annoying.
User avatar #99 to #37 - gorillaztwentyfour (02/27/2014) [-]
They gotta deal with it, it's what they signed up for, isn't it?
#192 to #99 - infinitesinz (02/27/2014) [-]
They don't do it, youtube it, they just say "Andy's in college!" or something like that.
#16 - ridivey ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
"do no evil" if ya know what I mean
User avatar #19 to #16 - corso (02/27/2014) [-]
Yes, that's the joke
User avatar #21 to #19 - ridivey ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
the picture isnt a joke, its the actual representation of do no evil, I'm the one who made the joke
User avatar #49 to #16 - nikolaier (02/27/2014) [-]
and he looks damn happy about it
User avatar #71 to #16 - epicpoke (02/27/2014) [-]
Can't do my wife, apparently
#64 to #16 - crosskill (02/27/2014) [-]
You mean the Runescape Quest right?
#104 - toppone (02/27/2014) [-]
I could only imagine what it would have been like to see this glorious ****** trying to ride a tortoise.
User avatar #206 to #104 - xxhadesflamesxx (02/27/2014) [-]
he didn't have that glorious mane yet as he was younger then
#106 to #104 - toppone (02/27/2014) [-]
Nevermind, somebody thought of that already.
#17 - jaedi (02/27/2014) [-]
It is absolutely stupefying how many people think that bones and carrots have the same strength.
#28 to #17 - anon (02/27/2014) [-]
I once tried to bite through my index finger at the joint when I remembered this "fact" while tripping on acid. I got scared and stopped once I tasted blood and realized I broke the skin. i don't doubt this one.
User avatar #39 to #28 - Lambda ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
Got to be careful with stuff like that on acid. Your pain responses work differently and unpredictably while tripping.
#34 to #17 - anon (02/27/2014) [-]
how confident are you?
because I'll totally try to bite your finger off either way
User avatar #235 to #17 - abovelawl (02/27/2014) [-]
biting through a freshly plucked full size raw carrot requires more force than you think, especially toward the top where the circumference is the largest, I've seen some tough carrots in my time
#18 to #17 - corso (02/27/2014) [-]
Not the bone itself, man. Biting it at the joint.
#20 to #18 - jaedi (02/27/2014) [-]
I don't know about you, but I can lift a good 4-5 grocery bags on the joint of one finger. I have never in my life found a carrot that can do the same.
#66 to #20 - anon (02/27/2014) [-]
What is carrying the bags it's not only your finger. The finger muscles are connected to the muscles of your arm. Meaning that your finger is the hook, but the support is made by your whole arm. If it were only the muscles of your pinky finger believe me, your pinky would be no more.
User avatar #222 to #66 - sachiel (02/27/2014) [-]
There are no muscles in the fingers, only tendons
User avatar #178 to #66 - cormy (02/27/2014) [-]
It doesn't matter, the fact that the finger can take that kind of force from both the bag AND your muscles exerting opposing force on it tells me it's a lot stronger than a carrot.
User avatar #27 to #20 - krajan (02/27/2014) [-]
maybe its the cutting edge of the teeth that the bags lack?
User avatar #22 to #20 - corso (02/27/2014) [-]
Yes, fingers tend to be made for lifting things. Carrots are not, however.
#23 to #22 - jaedi (02/27/2014) [-]
And yet it is exactly the same force and pressure, just like the "fact" claims.
User avatar #25 to #23 - corso (02/27/2014) [-]
I wasn't aware that you ever tried lifting something with a carrot, but okay.
#119 - anon (02/27/2014) [-]
>do no evil
>hands cover genitals

even back then those ancient people knew how to make a good sex joke
User avatar #183 - Nihatclodra (02/27/2014) [-]
I still say Dortios should sell the Powderless Doritos as "Gamer Doritos", so gamers don't get the powder all over their keyboard/mouse/controller.
#177 - manofiron (02/27/2014) [-]
Survived a nuke, then went straight to work?
#170 - sweetellie (02/27/2014) [-]
I heard they had to stop doing the Andy's coming thing because of injuries or something
I heard they had to stop doing the Andy's coming thing because of injuries or something
#45 - anon (02/27/2014) [-]
That Rainbow rose though
That Rainbow rose though
#52 to #45 - bonwee (02/27/2014) [-]
hate to ruin it for you but that one is total crap...yeah sorry to ruin your day. Here's a rad picture though!
#60 to #55 - bonwee (02/27/2014) [-]
to be honest it really doesn't work I have had to do experiments with dye in plants and well that really does not go down like that very well. Main issue is keeping the rose together long enough to get the dye up to the flower. Due to in that process you cut it apart thus allowing a lot of disease in.
User avatar #70 to #45 - epicpoke (02/27/2014) [-]
I always thought the Fibonacci sequence was a group of numbers, 1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55,89,etc.
#36 - keybladewarrior (02/27/2014) [-]
Do no evil is just saying never stick your dick in crazy.    
 But not with that attitude
Do no evil is just saying never stick your dick in crazy.
But not with that attitude
User avatar #42 to #36 - Crusader (02/27/2014) [-]
Never stick your dick in crazy?

I'd have to be gay
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