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#1 - vladi [OP]ONLINE (12/20/2015) [+] (13 replies)
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Ye be enjoying this here booty? If ye want to know about future plunder to be had, just put yer thumb on this here comment, and captain Putin shall be adding ye to the mention list!
#48 - muchname (12/20/2015) [-]
Alestorm played on FJ
Swell with Ale and the same song over and over.
User avatar #67 to #48 - schwerdaddy ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
They're my favorite band of all time. I've seen them twice in concert and they put on a hell of a show.
#85 to #67 - Toppyj (12/21/2015) [-]
Saw the band, went out and drank with them afterwards, they're a cool bunch of guys
#22 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
>tfw i have been seeding 7 torrents overnight
#36 to #22 - vladi [OP]ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
You are an example people should worship.
#28 to #27 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
"now do you want the EMMM of the FMMMMMM?"
#29 to #28 - echsa (12/20/2015) [-]
gotcha bro
#30 to #29 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
this will be my new ringtone
#31 to #30 - echsa (12/20/2015) [-]
Imagine having finals and you get a call
#32 to #31 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
i am through that already, i have one friend who also browses FJ @ work, so maybe if he hears it he'll crack up.
Here is one of the dankest WebM's ever, no lie, in return for you kindly giving me the WebM that i required.
#34 to #32 - echsa (12/20/2015) [-]
this is hilarious
no problem tho, but what is this dank ?
#35 to #34 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
ever heard of dank webms?
bjornkrage ?
check out his comps
#37 to #35 - echsa (12/20/2015) [-]
yeah i see these all the time, but i don't get the thing
like whats the definition or requirement for a meme to be dank ?
User avatar #66 to #37 - ugoboom ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
As for dank memes, it's more of an ironic expression
knowyourmeme.com/memes/dank-memes
User avatar #65 to #37 - ugoboom ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
/channel/dank-webms

A "Dank WebM" is a special breed of comedic video

What makes a WebM dank:
-Short (less than 1 minute)
-To the point
-Lack of scripted elements
-In WebM or mp4 format, no youtube

>>#38 That's the official definition, but **** is up to interpretation really.
#84 to #65 - echsa (12/21/2015) [-]
how bout this?
#86 to #84 - ugoboom ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
you know what? that's a good point
dank webms must have sound

example:
#92 to #86 - echsa (12/21/2015) [-]
now?
#93 to #92 - ugoboom ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
now you're getting it!
#94 to #93 - echsa (12/21/2015) [-]
thanks a lot ugoboom
if you need sth, just ask
User avatar #99 to #94 - incognitoad (12/21/2015) [-]
Ugoboom the Mementor.
#38 to #37 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
ask the dankmaster bjorn himself
#39 to #38 - echsa (12/20/2015) [-]
i will, mate
#40 to #39 - bjornkrage ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
If your mind is set on making a dank meme, your meme will be dank.
#76 to #22 - kuchikirukia (12/21/2015) [-]
I've been seeding a few more for a little longer.
User avatar #89 to #76 - phantomcancer (12/21/2015) [-]
A God amongst men.
#81 to #76 - dafunkad (12/21/2015) [-]
need more people like you
#5 - thrifty (12/20/2015) [-]
>Being a cheeky ******* leech


******* leeches mang, they're like people who skip their round at the pub. And don't give me that 'poor, internet is slow' crap, you can seed when you're playing a single-player game, asleep, and or out.
User avatar #42 to #5 - severepwner ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
I used to seed but stopped, because companies kept tracking and threatening me. I'm not going to get cut off from the only internet service in the entire area just so a torrent can have one more seeder, no thank you.
User avatar #43 to #42 - thrifty (12/20/2015) [-]
That's not the same as people who just can't be ****** .
User avatar #45 to #43 - severepwner ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
What?
#46 to #45 - thrifty (12/20/2015) [-]
You stopped seeding because your connection was at risk.

Most leeches don't seed because they want to use their entire bandwidth with no latency as soon as they've finished downloading the torrent. It's BM as **** in my opinion.
User avatar #47 to #46 - severepwner ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Oh ok, you kind of accidentally that sentence the first time.
#49 to #47 - thrifty (12/20/2015) [-]
No I didn't.
#59 - ignag (12/21/2015) [-]
Hear have this one.
#3 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
Anti-Piracy measures are put in place because of pirates, not consumers. If pirates didn't illegally download **** , there'd be no measures.
#114 to #3 - leifbunny ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Oh. You still think it's ok that with nonphysical ownership, we should walk on eggshells to keep it. No. I'm sorry. But with CDs being obsolete...... the core files aren't mine if they include all of the nonsense they currently do. Insurance is fine, if it benefits both the consumer and the seller. But.... where am I insured if my files are suddenly gone because they make changes? Where is my money going? No. Sorry, but I'm going to continue doing what I always do: purchase the music somewhere if I like it, then pirate my own copy of it later so it's ******* mine permanently. I didn't rent that, I bought it. That's my insurance.
User avatar #8 to #3 - vladi [OP]ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
But why are there pirates in the first place? In part due to ****** practices of those companies.
User avatar #55 to #8 - dubslao (12/21/2015) [-]
>making people pay for the movies they put out is a ****** practice
capitalism meet vladi, vladi meet capitalism. it's gonna be ******* you straight up the ass
User avatar #61 to #55 - vladi [OP]ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
What? I never said making people pay for movies is bad practice. It's stuff like DRM that make people like you the ones who are getting ****** in the ass.
User avatar #69 to #55 - willgum ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
fun idea buy the movie throw it out then torrent it moral compass continues to point north
User avatar #70 to #3 - willgum ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Well not always some measures are put in place to prevent piracy when no piracy exits or at least not to the scale you might imagine and besides you can have anti-piracy measures and not be a dick about it like valve but instead we get a lot of ubisofts
User avatar #68 to #3 - miscreant (12/21/2015) [-]
"Oh hey, Filip stole my iPod so I'm gonna go and punch Jeff in the crotch".
User avatar #7 to #3 - matamune (12/20/2015) [-]
The point is that the consumers and not the pirates are hurt by the measures.. Making them straight dick moves
#25 to #7 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
A few pointers

Nobody uses BitTorrent for distributing free software, and, even that can sometimes be illegal

Nobody is going to take your **** for no reason, and they're not going to jack off to your hairy dick pics. If anything, they're just going to search your storage drives for a specific file. If you have it, then **** you. If not, enjoy yourself. Get an SSD so they don't take as long.

"If ACTA is implemented, privacy blah blah.... .... .. ISP will monitor you, and (other ways to say "monitor you" to make sentence more dramatic) " Propagandist BS that doesn't need counterarguments. Hey, wait a second.. Doesn't monitoring to that extent already happen?

iTunes, and **** doesn't let you do a bunch of **** with it If Apple could make their product better, with no negative impact. THEY WOULD. It is obvious that they are trying to keep costs down, while sacrificing what kind of license they are giving you. Y'all get what you pay for.



User avatar #117 to #25 - hetzerdk (12/21/2015) [-]
Ehm, most online games are using torrents for sending out updates(fx. WoT, WoWS, Warthunder etc.), and mods are using torrents too, if the size is too big. (for example, black mesa had while it still was completely free a torrent put up by its creators)
User avatar #26 to #25 - matamune (12/20/2015) [-]
Was commenting about the pic with the Pirate X bought dvd comparison
User avatar #96 to #3 - pizzaweed (12/21/2015) [-]
Well I wouldn't illegally download **** if itunes let me put my ******* music on my non-apple phone
#57 to #3 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Your right there would be no mesures however you are glossing over a LOT. Those unskipable ads for instance.

I've even worked in media but i am never going to stop pirating. Why? Because i HATE those companys so god dam much. When i see a add for somthing if it boths me in any way i add it to my never buy list. ******* shoving adds in my face 24/7 **** em.
#52 - derangedberger ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
What is this, 2009 again?
#72 to #52 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Congress keeps trying to pass it or similar things every few months or so by trying to slip it in with other unrelated bills in hopes that they can pass it under the radar. The most recent attempt at this was iirc sometime in June or July.
#23 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
Argh. Really hate it when pirate propaganda shows up. Get off your ass, and stop saying that getting something for nothing is okay.
#24 to #23 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
Expansionary Comment:
I pirate, and I realize that what I do is criminal, and it should be. If you pirate, you are a bad person, whether you're pirating from an indie game, or an AC game, and independent film made by 5 people, or a film with a budget of hundreds of millions of dollars.
#73 to #24 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Well said. I pirate because it's free, not for some ******** moral high ground or to stick it to somebody...except for anything made by EA, because **** 'em.
User avatar #6 - matamune (12/20/2015) [-]
Yarr, me torrents be unsafe?
Good thing they nay seem to be monitorin' the wenches
User avatar #9 to #6 - vladi [OP]ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Aye lad, we be safe fer now. Let's go down to the pub and get us a pint 'o rum to celebrate. For tomorrow we me as well be tossed into Davy Jones's Locker.
User avatar #11 to #9 - matamune (12/20/2015) [-]
Aye, friend. first bottle on me!
#12 to #11 - vladi [OP]ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Nay lad, ne'er let it be said that captain Vladimir will not buy his mates a drink. I 'ave plundered ere this sack of Aztec gold. This fine booty shall be enough to keep us drunk fer some tyme to come. Many 'ave warned me about taking it, so what better why to get rid of it by spending it all on women, rum and grog aye lad? Especially on a fine night like this, when the moon is full and bright.
User avatar #14 to #12 - matamune (12/20/2015) [-]
Yer' a true captain!
With such treasure, 'e can drink and whore for a year. Ev'ry last one o' us from the trusty ship "Compilations"
Here's to more years aboard 'ere vessel cap'n, we'll ever sail the high seas together.
User avatar #54 - adviceweed (12/21/2015) [-]
I just download music from youtube to mp3....

I love when people are like 'pirating isn't stealing'. Like jeez, if you're gonna be doing it, you really don't need to justify yourself to anyone man.
#109 to #54 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
GIF
You miss the point. They arent justifying it to themselves they are telling people they dont have to be scared of the gubbament and mpaa who demonizes them and makes all sorts of claims that they are going to get raped in prison for downloading star wars or whatever is popular.
User avatar #116 to #54 - severepwner ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
It's not like we actually care what these trillionaire record companies think of us. They rob their musicians and make more money than anyone should ever deserve, **** them.

It's more about the demonization. Like seriously calling us pirates? As if copying music on the internet is comparable to being one of the most brutal and cruel criminals in human history, comparable to robbing merchant ships and slaughtering its crew.

**** off, sorry you couldn't get your jet gold plated. Not like the musicians you're taking advantage of need money right?
#2 - sonofargo ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
I actually believe in paying. I don't know why i was mentioned for this. And I like previews before movies and they are skippeable.
User avatar #10 to #2 - vladi [OP]ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Because at one point or another, you have thumbed the stickied comment. And so I have put you on the mention list. Do you want me to take you back off the list?
#56 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
youtube-dl is all you need for unlimited free music
#15 - donfailed ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Hold on a second, ACTA actually went through?
User avatar #53 to #15 - derangedberger ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
It has been signed by many countries, but ratified by only Japan. Once it is ratified by 6 countries, it will come into effect.
User avatar #90 to #53 - PsYcHoTiKa (12/21/2015) [-]
So even if the U.S. passes it, it won't actually take effect until four more do?
#33 to #15 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
ACTA when through in 2011 dude your years late
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Counterfeiting_Trade_Agreement
#20 to #15 - ryix (12/20/2015) [-]
if it hasnt, they'll keep paying people off until it does. The snuck it in the UK by making out its something todo with ISIS.
User avatar #106 - hudis ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
But what should I do if my first mate's got scurvy and my quartermaster's a hopeless drinker but saved my life from privateers once?
#88 - gaidamak (12/21/2015) [-]
You didn't mentioned vk.com . It is russian social network like facebook. And it's quite popular. And the best part about it is that it has a ******** of pirated user uploaded music. Quality is not flack but it so ******* easy to use.
User avatar #83 - nustix (12/21/2015) [-]
I'm not really pro pirating, but that DRM thing is really stupid and true. I have over 100 games in steam, I don't own them I just have the right to play them and if steam ever goes under I lose 100 games.
#44 - geofalke (12/20/2015) [-]
oh, I thought we were talking pirate pirates, not unwashed neckbeard pirates

vladi, why you do dis?
if you could do one on actual pirates and how they ****** **** up and how they changed over the years, that'd be awesome because they've almost become embedded in mythology now
#107 - alpako ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
GIF
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