Victor Krum. . I think mar hum might be we If my Marita hp wars. And Hermoine drank Victor's Cum.
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#1 - Rascal (10/13/2013) [-]
NO NO NO he wanted to completly turn into a shark but he ****** up the spell. Do you ever read BRO?
User avatar #19 to #1 - heartlessrobot (10/14/2013) [-]
If he did, he wouldn't be able to rescue the person once he cut the ropes.
User avatar #11 to #1 - sonicthefast (10/14/2013) [-]
No. No, no, no.

You see, if he completely turned into a shark, then he would immediately forget what he was doing, and carry on being a shark. If there is a complete transformation into an animal, without being an Animagus, some other wizard has to turn them back.

Do you ever read BRO?
#35 to #11 - sportsmaniac (10/14/2013) [-]
This. The point was never to turn himself into a shark. He made it just effective enough so he could breathe underwater, nothing more.

It wasn't the most elegant of solutions (nothing compared to Gillyweed), but it was effective.
User avatar #9 to #1 - blokrokker (10/13/2013) [-]
The point stands. How many people's first reaction is to turn themselves into a shark?
User avatar #2 - giggitygil (10/13/2013) [-]
And Hermoine drank Victor's Cum.
#45 to #2 - bigmanfifty (10/14/2013) [-]
where do you think he fit on the hermione scale?
#4 to #2 - micekill ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #24 to #2 - existacne (10/14/2013) [-]
What? Any quotes from the book?
#36 to #24 - Rascal (10/14/2013) [-]
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, pg 364. "And then Hermione drank Victor's cum. Yum yum, salty goodness."
User avatar #15 to #2 - sadawedsa **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
really?
#18 to #2 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 to #2 - herpaderderp (10/14/2013) [-]
Why is this getting green thumbs?
User avatar #39 to #29 - wrocky (10/14/2013) [-]
why not
#28 to #2 - Rascal (10/14/2013) [-]
Maybe you should keep your fantasies to yourself
User avatar #13 - sasyboncho (10/14/2013) [-]
Viktor*
User avatar #32 to #13 - tenfinnvo (10/14/2013) [-]
NOW DON'T GET ME STARTED AT THIS **** ! It's "Victor", not "Viktor", and i'm pretty ******* glad it's used like that at least somewhere. You see, it is said that both versions can be used and are correct, but the C one is not used so much because of who knows what reasons. I mean, the name's made out of "victory", for god's sake, why are you trying to make it more slavic by adding K?
I'm butthurt because i'm Victor. Or Viktor, as i'm more often called.
#38 to #32 - Rascal (10/14/2013) [-]
Both versions can be used. Unless someone determined which one was right. Which J.K. ************ Rowling did.

She wrote him as Viktor, so he is ****** Viktor.

User avatar #41 to #32 - romeosdistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Except, as anon pointed out, J.K. Rowling herself actually write it as "Viktor", not "Victor". Also Viktor Krum, within the Harry Potter canon, is a Bulgarian, making him indeed Slavic, which means that even by your argument it is indeed correct to use Viktor.

If you're going to bitch about something, at least know what the **** you're bitching about.
User avatar #42 to #41 - tenfinnvo (10/14/2013) [-]
Well pinch my ass and call me Jenny, it seems that i am wrong. Forgive me, it's just that this theme is sort of a big one for me, so i acted without thinking the situation through.
User avatar #51 to #42 - romeosdistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Well now I feel like an asshole. I apologize for my outburst. I guess I'm just too used to FJers being dicks about these things.
User avatar #52 to #51 - tenfinnvo (10/14/2013) [-]
Hey, no worries mate, you made your point quite clearly and in much more civilized fashion than many other opinions the internet threw at me. No hard feelings, it's all cool.
#37 - pleuradispensor (10/14/2013) [-]
so almost immediately after seeing this, i went over to facebook for a brief moment, and saw this...
#47 to #37 - Rascal (10/14/2013) [-]
Block em
#10 - mirogt (10/14/2013) [-]
Bulgarians!
Bulgarians!
#16 to #10 - articulate (10/14/2013) [-]
Bring it on.
Bring it on.
#26 to #10 - thechosentroll (10/14/2013) [-]
You called?
#30 to #10 - sadistikal (10/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, 'cause partially shapeshifting into animals is what we do in tough situations.

Here's an example of a prehistoric bulgarian.
#31 to #10 - luxfingerdoodle (10/14/2013) [-]
Us...basicly.
#33 - sportsmaniac (10/14/2013) [-]
I read that as "the challenge of having to breathe underwear".

Some weird images went through my brain...
#49 - pestizides (10/14/2013) [-]
**pestizides rolls 11**
User avatar #50 to #49 - kingxddd (10/14/2013) [-]
www
#22 - lolollo (10/14/2013) [-]
Would you still admire a man who would first think to do that, but then fail whatever task that action was meant to complete?
#20 - Rascal (10/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #46 to #20 - revengeforfreeze (10/14/2013) [-]
hahha xD why'd this get so many thumbs down

inb4 hate cause i use xD
User avatar #48 - jasytis (10/14/2013) [-]
He was actually going to turn his whole body into a shark, but failed. It was still effective tho.
#43 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (10/14/2013) [-]
I don't know if it was meant this way but I took this almost too pervertedly there
User avatar #40 - johngun (10/14/2013) [-]
Yeah Bulgaria all the way !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #27 - themurp (10/14/2013) [-]
It took me far to long to realize what 'hp chars' meant.
#6 - thesimonved ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
**thesimonved rolled a random image posted in comment #527 at Scumbag mehn ** this font gave me cancer
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