Vegans. Source: Imgur. I will Him with a vegan. and the can‘! have milk arenas..." hm ' Iitt Ill" Itta tat' I ttwtt tittel gave tomatte DEN.. "It is alright to be gay. You are black, cool. You are christian, awesome." - BUT SCREW YOU IF YOU ARE A VEGAN OR A VEGETARIAN! Because that's were ou
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Vegans

Source: Imgur

I will Him with a vegan.
and the can‘! have
milk arenas..."
hm ' Iitt
Ill" Itta tat'
I ttwtt tittel gave tomatte DEN.
...
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Submitted: 10/16/2013
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User avatar #3 - avengerofthenight (10/16/2013) [+] (57 replies)
"It is alright to be gay. You are black, cool. You are christian, awesome." - BUT SCREW YOU IF YOU ARE A VEGAN OR A VEGETARIAN! Because that's were our tolerance ends.
#22 - fuckfacez (10/16/2013) [-]
Mfw relevant name
User avatar #1 - ekseevi **User deleted account** (10/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I know a vegan and his pizza are really nice even without eggs and cheese and if you really are a pizzarian I have no idea what a pizza chef is called then he will now how to work around that since people are allergic to stuff.
User avatar #7 - bakinboy (10/16/2013) [+] (24 replies)
being vegan is scientifically proven to be unhealthy
and douchey
#53 - bellabaloo (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't have a problem with vegans. In fact, the only vegan I know is the nicest person ever and you wouldn't even know they're vegan unless you ate with them often. I DO have a problem with certain vegans, or anyone, that push their beliefs in your face.  If you want to not eat meat, its okay you do that good for you. But don't nag me for eating something that humans are built to be able to eat.
I don't have a problem with vegans. In fact, the only vegan I know is the nicest person ever and you wouldn't even know they're vegan unless you ate with them often. I DO have a problem with certain vegans, or anyone, that push their beliefs in your face. If you want to not eat meat, its okay you do that good for you. But don't nag me for eating something that humans are built to be able to eat.
#75 - ridivey (10/17/2013) [-]
found the vegan ...again
User avatar #103 - loonquawl (10/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I tried a vegetarian pizza once. Was actually better then I thought it would be.
#167 - snakefire (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I know how you feel, I tried ordering pizza with a gay rapist.


That was also a pain in the ass.
User avatar #91 - coolcalx (10/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
cool, a comment section filled with people who don't know what veganism even is.

basically, they're just vegetarians who avoid animal products due to the moral aspects, which they find detestable.

it's not like they're wrong. the way some animals are treated is definitely horrible.
I just love bacon too much to stop eating animal products.
#28 - anonymous (10/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
OH HEY GAYZ LETZ ALL BE EDGY AND HATE ON PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T EAT BACON YOU ARE STUPID AND WRONG AND SHOULD DIE.
User avatar #45 to #35 - manofbeardliness (10/17/2013) [-]
Found the guy who found the Vegan
#156 - moldypubes (10/17/2013) [-]
"I only eat recycled pizza boxes"
#21 - trollmobile ONLINE (10/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
eeeeeeey
sounds like me
i can't have wheat, i can't have apples, i can't have onions, garlic, or any kind of cabbage, or anything related to cabbage
i also can't have oranges...
none of this of my own choice
all of this because of allergies.

if i eat any of the items listed above, i go through this process:
1. excessive farting, gradually smelling worse and worse, untill it's unbearable for anyone to be in the same room as me
2. stomach pains, starts about mid-way through the farting, starts as uncomfortable, becoming worse and worse, eventually feeling like being repeatedly hit in the gut with a hammer, from the inside.
3. ******** ... now, this should be the relief.. it's not.
though it is the only way to end the pain, i always postphone this as long as possible, because the pain is unbearable.
imagine ******** rusty nails dipped in acid.
all the while the little midget with the hammer inside me, hammers more and more furiously every time i try to push some out.
the worst part is that step 3 often has to be repeated 2-4 times before i'm done.

the whole process usually takes from 2-3 hours, and is so exhausting, that i'm done for for the rest of the day, and the next day.
it literally drains me so much, that i'm incapable of doing much more than getting up, eating, ******** , and breathing.

i'm often too exhausted to even play videogames.

i'm a pain in the ass to anyone that has to deal with me on a daily basis, because of how i can barely eat anything
but if they took half the pain and exhaustion, i'd gladly let them choose what to eat.
User avatar #137 - theugandanhero (10/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Post so good Phanact gonna repost it
#153 to #149 - heldiggrisen (10/17/2013) [-]
I think OP has lost it's meaning.
#80 - swagbot (10/17/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Check this the **** out, peeps:

www.vice.com/read/this-guy-has-eaten-nothing-but-raw-meat-for-five-years

(ignore the 'brushing teeth with fat' and 'rotten meat' parts... that's just Vice trying to sex-up the article).

Funfact: Inuits historically have gone their whole life eating nothing but raw meat (and the occasional Arctic Berry/Root/seaweed), and had basically ZERO incidence of heart disease or other chronic disease: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inuit_diet

Not bashing Vegans... The Moral of The Story is: Different types of people thrive off of different types of food. YES, HUMANS ARE MEANT TO EAT MEAT. But the fact that we produce amylase to break down Starch also shows that we're supposed to eat plants.

Wanna be healthy?
1. Really listen to your body, and eat what it tells you to eat.
2. Don't eat processed food.
3. Get your fat ass outside and work out.
#84 to #81 - divinecreator (10/17/2013) [-]
"a name is but a name judge a man not by it but by the content of his comment"
"a name is but a name judge a man not by it but by the content of his comment"
#74 - misterkuma (10/17/2013) [-]
Everyone is allowed a choice. In my opinion...Meat is delicious. Especially sausage...mmm...hot, juicy sausage. Bacon is good too
User avatar #168 - kyuubey (10/17/2013) [-]
Silly vegan, everyone knows pizza's are vegetables.
User avatar #147 - trollypollyz (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So today my family killed and butchered a goat, i posted some picks on facebook and some vegan reported the picture of me holding a rib, A ******* RIB!
User avatar #151 to #147 - taxideataxus (10/17/2013) [-]
Kill his family and post a picture holding his mom's head.
#58 - weenieandthebutt (10/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I usually advocate healthy eating where I'm not the biggest fan of bacon, I don't eat pizza or fast food, I don't eat chocolates or junk food, I don't drink, stay away from most sugars, artificial sweeteners and hydrogenated trans-fats, I'm very fussy with my carbs and their Glycemic Index value but even I feel veganism is 						*******					 stupid and extreme  but hey, whatever floats your boat
I usually advocate healthy eating where I'm not the biggest fan of bacon, I don't eat pizza or fast food, I don't eat chocolates or junk food, I don't drink, stay away from most sugars, artificial sweeteners and hydrogenated trans-fats, I'm very fussy with my carbs and their Glycemic Index value but even I feel veganism is ******* stupid and extreme but hey, whatever floats your boat
User avatar #65 to #58 - bigsaltyballs (10/17/2013) [-]
This Is The End - Gluten reminds me of this
#32 - dontknowmeatall (10/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Vegan pizza and similar foods are pathetic **** . If you chose that lifestyle then stick to it, but don't go around trying to get tofuish imitations. It's like buying a chinese imitation phone because you think the iPhone sucks and then buying it apple accesories, iTunes music and putting in it an iOS theme. Either you get the real deal or stop ******* around with those ridiculous imitations that nobody likes. I get vegan every blue moon (when I wanna detox, for a week or less) and let me tell you, if you know how to cook and look for recipes online there's a lot of delicious things you can do. ******* green salads and synthetic burgers are ******** and should be taken out of the history of food.

TL;DR vegans are hypocrites.
#70 to #32 - isconfuzzled (10/17/2013) [-]
They want to eat the same kind of foods without harming animals. Seriously, I see this kind of post all the time, It's really not that hard to ******* grasp.
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