VICTORY.. the Ancient Dragon... not killing everyone before you get to the boss. git gud
x
Click to expand

Comments(253):

[ 253 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#90 - superassassin (07/01/2014) [+] (7 replies)
stickied by ppheadbuttface
Comment Picture
#6 - Sworley (07/01/2014) [-]
not killing everyone before you get to the boss. git gud
#14 to #6 - junahi (07/01/2014) [-]
Dude, there are like 10-12 enemies in way to that boss. Considering your weapon is probably gonna break on the way to the boss or at the boss (huge health pool) it is best idea just to run past them.

It also takes like million ages if you gonna try do it that way.
#18 to #14 - anon (07/01/2014) [-]
Or you could use a different weapon and switch out right before the boss.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Sworley (07/01/2014) [-]
well maybe if you do it by yourself or dont have spells i guess. but with some jolly cooperation, i was actually able to get there without getting hit, or my weapon breaking. but then they both died from fire.
User avatar #198 to #6 - kijajouteh (07/01/2014) [-]
For anyone wondering what weapon it is, it's actually the washing pole.
User avatar #54 to #6 - putindispencerhere (07/01/2014) [-]
I remember the first time I tried to no-glitch speedrun Ds1. For some reason, it never occurred to me that there wasn't a wall separating the the giant clams and seath. I cried when my entire went to **** in a single moment.
User avatar #36 to #6 - loopzoop ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
**** yeah Demolition D
#2 - spanishninja ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
i lold
i lold
User avatar #33 to #2 - burdenedsoul (07/01/2014) [-]
THAT GOD DAMNED ***** KNIGHT GOT ME THE SAME WAY

i got smart quick though, and figured out he gets caught up on the bonfire, so i used that to keep him at a distance while i poked him down with a spear
#107 to #22 - thenightmarechild (07/01/2014) [-]
I like how he puts in a hop skip and jump before messing you up.
I like how he puts in a hop skip and jump before messing you up.
User avatar #189 to #22 - jukuku (07/01/2014) [-]
That's what the casul gets for using sorcery.
User avatar #171 to #22 - maximtiger (07/01/2014) [-]
tralalalaaa FUACK YOU
#3 to #2 - newdevyx ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
But how? That can't be a player, since they can't invade you when you're next to a bonfire.
#5 to #3 - electriccherry (07/01/2014) [-]
Black night knows no bounds
Black night knows no bounds
#8 to #5 - twiztidxson (07/01/2014) [-]
>Black night
#17 to #8 - inediblefetus (07/01/2014) [-]
*African- American
#28 to #17 - isolovegames ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
DAMMIT you beat me to it.
DAMMIT you beat me to it.
User avatar #51 to #28 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
******* Payday! I got the Heist for, like, €1.50 and have barely stopped playing it.
User avatar #207 to #51 - brendantheferret (07/01/2014) [-]
I would play it, but I have no friends
User avatar #239 to #207 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, I only have one friend who has it, and he doesn't like it all that much. Plus, as soon as I join any public match, I get kicked.
User avatar #225 to #207 - isolovegames ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Steam name?
User avatar #241 to #225 - brendantheferret (07/02/2014) [-]
same as my fj name
#19 to #8 - mattwithnonumbers ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
BATMAN!!!
User avatar #24 to #19 - twiztidxson (07/01/2014) [-]
That's Dark night, not black night.
User avatar #213 to #8 - hydraetis (07/01/2014) [-]
But if it's not a black knight, then how come its armour set is called "black knight" armour?
#21 to #3 - yuukoku (07/01/2014) [-]
The black knight follows you back to the bonfire and guess what; he doesn't go back just because you sit down. This mother ****** hunts you down until you're ******* dead.
#215 to #21 - newdevyx ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
*******		 rekt him with my great scythe +15 like almost every invader.
******* rekt him with my great scythe +15 like almost every invader.
#93 - superassassin (07/01/2014) [-]
Dark Souls PvP in a nutshell


Dark Souls PvP in a nutshell
#25 - anon (07/01/2014) [-]
#48 to #25 - steerablepizza (07/01/2014) [-]
I sat looking at this image for a good minute.    
"what? what's so funny? is it the helmet? is it because you need to kill the gargoyle in Anor Londo to get it, and he's in Undead Burg?  is it the robe? wait he's out of humanity, maybe that's it?  maybe the 			****		 stain on the stairs? the meagre amount of souls he's carrying? no estus flask upgrades? something in the shadows? the..the bandit axe? no 			****		 it I give up."   
*minimizes image, face palms*
I sat looking at this image for a good minute.
"what? what's so funny? is it the helmet? is it because you need to kill the gargoyle in Anor Londo to get it, and he's in Undead Burg? is it the robe? wait he's out of humanity, maybe that's it? maybe the **** stain on the stairs? the meagre amount of souls he's carrying? no estus flask upgrades? something in the shadows? the..the bandit axe? no **** it I give up."
*minimizes image, face palms*

User avatar #104 to #48 - RamzaBeoulve (07/01/2014) [-]
You don't even need to kill the gargoyle in Anal Rodeo to get the helmet, though.
#248 to #104 - hotschurl (07/06/2014) [-]
>Anal Rodeo
User avatar #111 to #104 - steerablepizza (07/01/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah. My bad.
User avatar #112 to #111 - RamzaBeoulve (07/01/2014) [-]
Don't worry about it. It's really random, I'm not sure if it becomes a guaranteed drop if the bell gargoyles don't drop it.
User avatar #114 to #112 - steerablepizza (07/01/2014) [-]
Could be. Never got the helmet from the Belfry pair, always got it from the first you encounter in Anor Londo.
User avatar #118 to #114 - steerablepizza (07/01/2014) [-]
Bell Gargoyles* seems like i'm on a retard roll today.
#110 - jokervsbatsy (07/01/2014) [-]
Nobody likes a braggart...
Nobody likes a braggart...
User avatar #139 to #110 - bigdaddyok (07/01/2014) [-]
Did he just get gankraped by three smugs!? Good lord.
User avatar #190 to #110 - jukuku (07/01/2014) [-]
There is absolutely no surviving that.
User avatar #192 to #190 - dracory (07/01/2014) [-]
there is a way but it's not easy you need to lure them to an edge them roll forward as they swing then simply give them the boot to the end
#132 to #110 - hardongo (07/01/2014) [-]
How do you even survive that **** , it was like a gangbros movie
#12 - hasinvadedyou (07/01/2014) [-]
bow down for what?
bow down for what?
User avatar #144 to #12 - greyhoundfd (07/01/2014) [-]
Two dragon's teeth? That's not even fair. Too much gud
User avatar #200 to #144 - toguro (07/01/2014) [-]
That build Mayhem is running is literally immune to magic. Miracles, sorceries, pyromancy - all of them do 0 damage.
User avatar #242 to #200 - greyhoundfd (07/02/2014) [-]
Is Mayhem the target, or the attacker?
User avatar #243 to #242 - toguro (07/02/2014) [-]
The attacker. The build consists of the highest MAG/MIR/PYR armour maxed out, two dragon teeth which offer extra defense as well, great magic barrier, all the quartz rings +2 and the ring that protects against all 3 by itself, 99 INT and 99 FTH - it literally makes you immune to all magic based attacks.
User avatar #232 to #12 - ugottanked (07/01/2014) [-]
what kind of a ******* build is that?
User avatar #233 to #232 - hasinvadedyou (07/01/2014) [-]
100% magic immunity build i linked a video to it before www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLQDNwejRcM
User avatar #236 to #233 - ugottanked (07/01/2014) [-]
i have to ******* try that when i get dark souls II
#43 to #12 - teevee (07/01/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#4 - senkard (07/01/2014) [-]
First rule of any Souls game: Never assume you are safe
User avatar #82 to #4 - duedum (07/01/2014) [-]
oh yeah that room ******* scared me man.
User avatar #116 to #4 - froggets (07/01/2014) [-]
Unless you're a mage with AOE skills, then you're usually safe # ****************
#55 to #4 - killerlily (07/01/2014) [-]
At first, i thought they were boobies
User avatar #11 to #4 - unusualmoo (07/01/2014) [-]
The Hell is that, a titmongler?
#38 to #11 - mossblomma ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Basilisk; in the first game they were a nighmare with their god damn insta-curse-insta-death, in DS2 it takes a lot longer to build curse and it doesn't insta-kill you anymore.
#165 to #38 - serotonin (07/01/2014) [-]
DS 1 - I had no idea what that build up was. I tought that it was like poison or bleeding....MFW when i figured out what happened
#128 to #38 - anon (07/01/2014) [-]
Meh. Two attacks and they are dead. Just circle around them and they don't touch you. Nothing difficult with those things.
User avatar #187 to #128 - serotonin (07/01/2014) [-]
easy to kill but if you slip up and get killed you are royally ******
User avatar #47 to #38 - walcorn (07/01/2014) [-]
This time Curse and Petrification are individual statuses though.
Petrification insta kills you and greatly lowers your max HP
Curse doesn't kill you, but lowers your max HP
#89 to #47 - mossblomma ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Indeed. None of them decreases your max hp directly though; they increase your hollow level, which consequently lowers your hp - this means that curse only does something if you're not fully hollowed. Petrification doesn't build very quickly either though .
#137 - IamPinhead (07/01/2014) [-]
"You don't win. You just do a little better every time you play."
#91 - superassassin (07/01/2014) [-]
Dex build vs Strength build
Dex build vs Strength build
#97 to #91 - megakillerx (07/01/2014) [-]
Cpt. Pronin master race.
#160 to #91 - bagguhsleep (07/01/2014) [-]
Dex build vs Strength build
User avatar #176 to #160 - superassassin (07/01/2014) [-]
That was perfect.
#63 - megamanmanmega (07/01/2014) [-]
His face when
His face when
#64 - leuser (07/01/2014) [-]
"Yeah, you killed him. Stop bragging about it!"
#177 - richhobo (07/01/2014) [-]
Anor Londo Snipers in a nutshell
#214 to #177 - IamPinhead (07/01/2014) [-]
Like a sad tosser.
User avatar #194 to #177 - shadowbreech (07/01/2014) [-]
The tears of Loneliness and Desperation you jack off with
#179 to #177 - thenecromouser (07/01/2014) [-]
as chicken i would suspect
as chicken i would suspect
User avatar #251 to #179 - fallenraven (07/13/2014) [-]
whaaat is that?!
#253 to #251 - thenecromouser (07/27/2014) [-]
you dont know what a chicken is?
#30 - pkmnexplain (07/01/2014) [-]
Nobody like a lousy winner
#115 - drmersu ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
#35 - anon (07/01/2014) [-]
#44 - teevee (07/01/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#50 - cykocd (07/01/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
[ 253 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)