Uterus punch. . File 1 _ 0340. KB, 5555111, asuras ) 5 be 18 5 meet cute girl at friend' s party 5 she' s all over me for some reason 5 some of the stuff she sa Uterus punch File 1 _ 0340 KB 5555111 asuras ) 5 be 18 meet cute girl at friend' s party she' all over me for some reason of the stuff she sa
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5 be 18
5 meet cute girl at friend' s party
5 she' s all over me for some reason
5 some of the stuff she says seems sketchy, like looking for a soulmate and shit
5 whatever, she has great tits and drunk as balls
fuck yeah she starts making out with me
5 we look for some privacy
5 yeah seems fine
5 gives me a b]
5 takes off her panties and says she wants it
5 we start to fuck
5 pretty tight, not a virgin but watev shit is cash
5 start slamming her
she wraps her legs around me and begs me to cum inside
5 not sure it want
5 she says she' s on the pill
5 fuckyeahgie
5 splort inside, feels good man
5 after I pull out she starts pushing we back into her pussy
5 seems hot but I' m like wat
5 she tells me she was lying about being on the pill
wants to get pregnant so I' ll stay with her forever
5 I Mo the fuck out
5 Enter BEASTMODE
5 Hit her in the stomach with a lightning screw Uppercut
5 It cnts her uterus so hard it bursts
5 She starts throwing up blood
5 I autoshare into a sick 45 hit combo
5 She smashes through the wall and onto some people at the party
Channel my into . 3 Final Casher Blast
5 Obliterates the house
5 No survivors
5 1200 , Style Skill Damage
5 Fuck given rating []_' lat.
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autoshare into a sick 45 hit
combo
haven' t laughed this hard in a
while. stay classy,
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slick 45 kick combo
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#1 - johncaveson **User deleted account**
Reply +45 123456789123345869
(10/16/2013) [-]
"Son, you made me proud..."
User avatar #12 to #1 - motherfuckingkenji
Reply -5 123456789123345869
(10/17/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but dude, do you not see the picture that's obviously from Asura's Wrath?
Asura would ******* **** the ******* **** out of Captain Falcon.

Asura has destroyed planets and stars and killed God.
With his fists.
User avatar #16 to #12 - xplosevdiarrhea
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(10/17/2013) [-]
Bitch no one beats the Falcon Punch.
#25 to #16 - benschien
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(10/17/2013) [-]
but what about another falcon punch? find out in this gif
but what about another falcon punch? find out in this gif
User avatar #21 to #16 - Shitthatscrazy
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(10/17/2013) [-]
azura could do 6 falcon punches at the same time. i think that makes it official
#17 to #16 - motherfuckingkenji
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Except, um... except Asura.   
   
You know, the guy who killed a demigod the size of the planet by punching his finger thousands of times?
Except, um... except Asura.

You know, the guy who killed a demigod the size of the planet by punching his finger thousands of times?
#42 to #17 - barhah
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(10/17/2013) [-]
That's a valid point, but I believe that whatever's left of the galaxy would disagree with you. When Four Falcon Punches Collide (Full Result)
#18 to #17 - anon id: a2fb29fd
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I never liked stuff like that. There's just no background story and they can just be like: OH he sucks dick so hard that the earth explodes!
#5 - shmooo
Reply +32 123456789123345869
(10/16/2013) [-]
he was naked for the whole fight
he was naked for the whole fight
#45 to #5 - amproductions
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Good call, but I think calling it a fight is a bit much.
#15 - riggyrigs
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(10/17/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
#20 to #15 - harrywarden
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(10/17/2013) [-]
And then she was already dead.
#23 - aryastarkismywaifu
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(10/17/2013) [-]
>45 hit combo   
Get on my level
>45 hit combo
Get on my level
User avatar #36 to #23 - zenet
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(10/17/2013) [-]
what is this from?
User avatar #40 to #36 - oodlesandoodles
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(10/17/2013) [-]
Looks like Clannad
User avatar #37 to #36 - endofgods
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(10/17/2013) [-]
i second this question
User avatar #41 to #37 - oishiine
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(10/17/2013) [-]
Clannad

zenet
#49 to #23 - ohlookahollybush
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(10/20/2013) [-]
Dat username
#11 - jopangel
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(10/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#22 - funnyfuuuuuu
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#10 - cosmicbeaner
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(10/17/2013) [-]
SSS.
SSS.
#33 - Indubidubly
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(10/17/2013) [-]
hfw 45 hit combo
hfw 45 hit combo
#14 - maaarknuuuut
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(10/17/2013) [-]
auto chain into a sick 45 hit combo
User avatar #4 - CanadianBacon
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(10/16/2013) [-]