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User avatar #1 - rghrbogbaroy (01/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>monkey bars help kids with hand writing
I kinda want to call bullshit, I spent fucking days on those bitches and i still write like a retard with a pencil duck taped to his hand.
#5 - Shannanas (01/21/2014) [-]
Excuse me, I LIKE cargo pants!!
Excuse me, I LIKE cargo pants!!
#12 - bamsebjornen (01/21/2014) [-]
implying anyone on funnyjunk will ever breed
implying anyone on funnyjunk will ever breed
#9 - realreality (01/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Make them do it long enough so that the pain coursing through would motivate the little slackers to work on their calligraphy.
#7 - eyesight (01/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
<---when did life take this turn?
#4 - vaktus (01/21/2014) [-]
"Have your child sit on a stability ball while doing homework - it'll help with their concentration." Yeah right.
#39 - mrbang (01/21/2014) [-]
Inb4 &quot;implying anyone on funnyjunk will ever have sex hurrdurr&quot;   
   
   
Adoption is an option  I bet you wish you could rhyme like me
Inb4 "implying anyone on funnyjunk will ever have sex hurrdurr"


Adoption is an option I bet you wish you could rhyme like me
#42 - captinchikin ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
At first I didn't realize that the basket was inside a bathtub and I figured all the water would spill out, so I kept trying to find the joke in the rest of them...
At first I didn't realize that the basket was inside a bathtub and I figured all the water would spill out, so I kept trying to find the joke in the rest of them...
#40 - snakefire (01/21/2014) [-]
This baby looks like it has come to a depressing revelation. Like... "Well shit.."

Might make a good reaction pic.
#28 - alekshm (01/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
The whole &quot;Teach your child to pick up a juice box by the side flaps&quot; annoys me so fucking much.    
I remember getting a juice box maybe once or twice as a kid, it was not common.   
   
I don't know why guys, i just want to kill the person who wrote that
The whole "Teach your child to pick up a juice box by the side flaps" annoys me so fucking much.
I remember getting a juice box maybe once or twice as a kid, it was not common.

I don't know why guys, i just want to kill the person who wrote that
User avatar #30 to #28 - dutchfag ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
i had juiceboxes almost everyday
User avatar #43 - altending (01/21/2014) [-]
I work in footwear and when a woman brought in a template of her sons foot, i thought she was mad. Now i can see that she was FUCKING INSANE.
User avatar #21 - supercrazymonk (01/21/2014) [-]
I have even better tip for all of you - Don't have kids.
#20 - gnalde (01/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Baby shower cap? How about we stop trying to shields kids from everything remotely bad and hence stop raising spoiled brats.
#22 to #20 - Funnymick (01/21/2014) [-]
I don't think it's that, I just think the parent doesn't wanna deal with a screaming baby with shampoo in their eyes.
User avatar #44 - darkthundertwotwo (01/21/2014) [-]
Yeah because my fucking bathtub is 20 meter long and wide, that it is possible that some toys float "away"...
#37 - anonymous (01/21/2014) [-]
about the monkey bars/handwriting one. My brother used to go across the monkey bars on a regular basis as a very young child, and to this day, his handwriting is completely illegible. I couldn't get past the first bar until grade 4, so I rarely ever spent time on them, and my handwriting was 50 times better than his.

just throwing that out there.
#36 - anonymous (01/21/2014) [-]
All I figure you need to raise a child is a fresh supply of peroxide and milk.
User avatar #34 - ezombio ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
-Target audience: parents.
-Target audience likely to care: mothers with babies-toddlers.
-Valid Target Audience in funnyjunk: <1%.
-Y u do dis
#29 - anonymous (01/21/2014) [-]
5 dollars from the tooth fairy I feel ripped off Id only get 25 cents that some b.s
User avatar #24 - fuckyourtoast (01/21/2014) [-]
i hate kids
aint havin them
ill just adopt a pet orangutan
User avatar #13 - multidimensional (01/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Yes, because none of this will backfire at all. (sarcasm)
#14 to #13 - anonymous (01/21/2014) [-]
how the hell can stuff like this backfire? owh, i wear cargo pants because is convienent, owh noo, i murdered my kid my kid is climbing the monkey bars, oowh no, i suddenly broke my legs
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