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User avatar #1 - rghrbogbaroy (01/20/2014) [-]
>monkey bars help kids with hand writing
I kinda want to call ******** , I spent ******* days on those bitches and i still write like a retard with a pencil duck taped to his hand.
#47 to #1 - jordynnnn (01/21/2014) [-]
I think the reasoning behind it is that it helps increase hand eye coordination. Whether that's true or not I have no idea.
User avatar #2 to #1 - dutchfag (01/20/2014) [-]
i also think its ******** , but i didnt feel like editing it out
#26 to #2 - kwizzer (01/21/2014) [-]
OP might've meant "can't keep a pen in their hand" instead of "bad handwriting"?   
   
I guess by developing those muscles, it might help kids hold a pen more firmly in their hands, but yah, most likely BS.
OP might've meant "can't keep a pen in their hand" instead of "bad handwriting"?

I guess by developing those muscles, it might help kids hold a pen more firmly in their hands, but yah, most likely BS.
#5 - Shannanas (01/21/2014) [-]
Excuse me, I LIKE cargo pants!!
Excuse me, I LIKE cargo pants!!
#12 - bamsebjornen (01/21/2014) [-]
implying anyone on funnyjunk will ever breed
implying anyone on funnyjunk will ever breed
#9 - realreality (01/21/2014) [-]
Make them do it long enough so that the pain coursing through would motivate the little slackers to work on their calligraphy.
User avatar #11 to #9 - realreality (01/21/2014) [-]
*coursing through their fingers.*
#7 - eyesight (01/21/2014) [-]
<---when did life take this turn?
User avatar #10 to #7 - realreality (01/21/2014) [-]
"I haven't seen my nose in 2 whole weeks....sometimes I can't sleep at night because I can't stop thinking about it, also..... because I'm a baby".
#4 - vaktus (01/21/2014) [-]
"Have your child sit on a stability ball while doing homework - it'll help with their concentration." Yeah right.
#39 - mrbang (01/21/2014) [-]
Inb4 &quot;implying anyone on funnyjunk will ever have sex hurrdurr&quot;   
   
   
Adoption is an option  I bet you wish you could rhyme like me
Inb4 "implying anyone on funnyjunk will ever have sex hurrdurr"


Adoption is an option I bet you wish you could rhyme like me
#42 - captinchikin (01/21/2014) [-]
At first I didn't realize that the basket was inside a bathtub and I figured all the water would spill out, so I kept trying to find the joke in the rest of them...
At first I didn't realize that the basket was inside a bathtub and I figured all the water would spill out, so I kept trying to find the joke in the rest of them...
#40 - snakefire (01/21/2014) [-]
This baby looks like it has come to a depressing revelation. Like... "Well **** .."

Might make a good reaction pic.
User avatar #43 - altending (01/21/2014) [-]
I work in footwear and when a woman brought in a template of her sons foot, i thought she was mad. Now i can see that she was ******* INSANE.
User avatar #21 - supercrazymonk (01/21/2014) [-]
I have even better tip for all of you - Don't have kids.
#49 - anon (01/21/2014) [-]
and ruin the money
User avatar #48 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/21/2014) [-]
I wish I had a son...
User avatar #44 - darkthundertwotwo (01/21/2014) [-]
Yeah because my ******* bathtub is 20 meter long and wide, that it is possible that some toys float "away"...
#37 - anon (01/21/2014) [-]
about the monkey bars/handwriting one. My brother used to go across the monkey bars on a regular basis as a very young child, and to this day, his handwriting is completely illegible. I couldn't get past the first bar until grade 4, so I rarely ever spent time on them, and my handwriting was 50 times better than his.

just throwing that out there.
#36 - anon (01/21/2014) [-]
All I figure you need to raise a child is a fresh supply of peroxide and milk.
User avatar #34 - ezombio (01/21/2014) [-]
-Target audience: parents.
-Target audience likely to care: mothers with babies-toddlers.
-Valid Target Audience in funnyjunk: <1%.
-Y u do dis
#29 - anon (01/21/2014) [-]
5 dollars from the tooth fairy I feel ripped off Id only get 25 cents that some b.s
User avatar #24 - fuckyourtoast (01/21/2014) [-]
i hate kids
aint havin them
ill just adopt a pet orangutan
#23 - idgrasyl (01/21/2014) [-]
homework... yes...
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