Use the force. . So my text tone for my DROID is a light saber sound, Well when I walked up to a urinal and was pulling out mrjunk I got a text. The guy next to
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#6 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
Then you leaned in close and whispered "This is the droid your looking for"
User avatar #76 to #6 - sagedivinity (10/28/2013) [-]
Shoulda signed in for that one.
User avatar #39 to #6 - huttero (10/28/2013) [-]
you're...
#12 to #6 - Grom (10/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #6 - sanguinesolitude (10/27/2013) [-]
and lightly force choked the head of his penis
User avatar #15 - oceanmist ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
He stared at you at the urinals, and you're okay with this.
#26 to #15 - jalthelas (10/27/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #163 at Thank you all **   
   
   
hfw
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hfw
#19 to #15 - mvtjets ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
#13 - johnska (10/27/2013) [-]
This has nothing to do with the content, I just thought you should know this was my 3000th favourite on Funnyjunk
This has nothing to do with the content, I just thought you should know this was my 3000th favourite on Funnyjunk
User avatar #14 to #13 - sexyhimself (10/27/2013) [-]
I have 2 favorite,,,,,
User avatar #16 to #14 - johnska (10/27/2013) [-]
I am a favourite slag
User avatar #18 to #13 - lotengo (10/27/2013) [-]
took a look at your profile.

U only have 2993 favorites.
And u often add stuf to your favorties that u didnt even thumb up. Classic dick move.
#20 to #18 - mvtjets ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #20 - lotengo (10/27/2013) [-]
Considering i'm Dutch and a bit drunk i think its good enough.
User avatar #36 to #21 - brenton (10/28/2013) [-]
*it's
#44 to #18 - Dwarf (10/28/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #6243364 at Safe For Work Random Board ** He has over 6000 favorites on his profile, but it doesn't show favorite comments.
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #6243364 at Safe For Work Random Board ** He has over 6000 favorites on his profile, but it doesn't show favorite comments.
#22 to #13 - cheated (10/27/2013) [-]
I thought I had a lot, man...
User avatar #27 to #13 - jalthelas (10/27/2013) [-]
I've been here for over 4 years, and I only have 425 favorites...
#72 to #13 - disasterbater (10/28/2013) [-]
love Lost in Translation. great movie
#28 to #13 - pickstar (10/27/2013) [-]
This was my 6000th wtf o.o
#40 to #28 - triggathepirate (10/28/2013) [-]
That cephalopod is trippin
That cephalopod is trippin
User avatar #45 to #13 - waaw (10/28/2013) [-]
If there's 3000, of them, are they really your favorites?
#23 - TheBoganglers (10/27/2013) [-]
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#29 to #23 - lemonpledge (10/27/2013) [-]
yay swtor!
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#93 to #23 - anon (10/28/2013) [-]
I know where this is going...
User avatar #51 to #23 - fizzor (10/28/2013) [-]
"You came to the wrong neighbourhood, ************ ."
#67 to #51 - headofaperture (10/28/2013) [-]
Here, take this
Here, take this
#1 - yugzer (10/27/2013) [-]
My dick sings as it emerges from it's lair.
User avatar #2 - derpinoff (10/27/2013) [-]
I have a hunch that this probably did not happen
User avatar #24 to #2 - vigilum (10/27/2013) [-]
They don't have to if they're good.
#11 to #2 - sirbutterballs (10/27/2013) [-]
Still worth a giggle.
#38 - triggathepirate (10/28/2013) [-]
Imagine if it happens as a running gag, every time your dick makes a swift movement it *Fwoumm*'s.
Imagine if it happens as a running gag, every time your dick makes a swift movement it *Fwoumm*'s.
User avatar #87 - iamkluver (10/28/2013) [-]
Now THAT is some funny junk! Badumtiss
User avatar #5 - farn (10/27/2013) [-]
hope that other guy wasnt a sith
#71 - covered (10/28/2013) [-]





What did he stare at?
#60 - sidekickman (10/28/2013) [-]
Guy next to you? At a ******* urinal?
User avatar #94 to #60 - HonkIfIDriveWell (10/28/2013) [-]
In Australia, we have these flat metal sheets that you pee against, and they're usually wide enough to accommodate three-ish people, so there's always someone next to you.
#79 to #60 - schneidend ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Sometimes there's only three.
#85 to #79 - ffinfinity (10/28/2013) [-]
the one at my university only has 3 but the third one is like for ******* 5 year olds or something.
#80 - tobistrigoivii (10/28/2013) [-]
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Tali eat a snickers ** the sound that was heard when I unzipped
#86 - iamphoenix (10/28/2013) [-]
From then on you were known as "Cockgon Win"
#56 - mrbimbim (10/28/2013) [-]
Id be proud of myself at first.
Id be proud of myself at first.
#59 - brianneverdie (10/28/2013) [-]
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#64 - notdjfood ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
#84 to #75 - doesthislookunsure ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
agentchaos
tobistrigoivii
It's a joke you uneducated swines
User avatar #95 to #84 - agentchaos (10/28/2013) [-]
what part of that is funny?
User avatar #96 to #95 - doesthislookunsure ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
It's a parody
#90 to #84 - tobistrigoivii (10/28/2013) [-]
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at *gulp* ** my sense of humor
User avatar #30 - citizenofnecrocity (10/28/2013) [-]
DAMNIT I WANTED TO UPVOTE THIS!!!
User avatar #31 to #30 - angelooo (10/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, no you're a faggot and your thumb is redundant.
#32 to #31 - drasticdragon (10/28/2013) [-]
That makes no sense.
User avatar #33 to #32 - angelooo (10/28/2013) [-]
You're not reading it in the correct tone.
#34 to #33 - drasticdragon (10/28/2013) [-]
Tone doesn't transmit well over the internet :/
#35 to #34 - angelooo (10/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, no you're a faggot and your thumb is redundant. Does this help you read it in the perspective I meant?
User avatar #42 to #35 - SunshineCabbage (10/28/2013) [-]
I gather you're doing the "Yeah, no" and "No, yeah" thing that was on FP a few weeks ago.

Said with a slight sarcastic "Yeeeaaahhh.... No you're a faggot"?
User avatar #43 to #42 - angelooo (10/28/2013) [-]
At least you understood.
User avatar #91 - mrgoodlove (10/28/2013) [-]
Also, anybody have a link to this ringtone?
User avatar #89 - mrgoodlove (10/28/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard that my dog jumped out her bed.
User avatar #101 to #89 - jackmanagan (11/01/2013) [-]
Such laughter
Much decibels
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