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User avatar #2 - Ryukenblaze (09/21/2015) [-]
idk the gif one is kind of stupid really, just do an image gallery or lightbox, simple enough to make each image link to a different page. Then just tell the customer it's a gif.
User avatar #22 to #2 - Ruspanic (09/21/2015) [-]
Right, I'd assume that's what the customer meant. Lots of news and university websites do stuff like that, like auto-playing slideshows except you can scroll through the images or "frames" manually without having to wait for it to complete the cycle.
#15 to #2 - thesheepguru (09/21/2015) [-]
The Gif one is actually possible isn't it? I remember doing it in Adobe fireworks in like year 9
#18 to #15 - donfailed (09/21/2015) [-]
It's kind of be a pain in the ass. Every time a customer wanted to go to a specific spot and missed he'd have to wait for it to loop.
User avatar #5 to #2 - blizzeh (09/21/2015) [-]
My first thought as well. It's not so much a customer being stupid as it is a customer being uninformed.
#6 to #5 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]
The same could be said for most of these though
User avatar #1 - madvulcan (09/21/2015) [-]
Each of these is a little lesson on how not to be an ignorant jerk.
#3 to #1 - skelebones ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
yeeeah but the problem most of these clients have is that theyve got no idea how ignorant they really are.
User avatar #7 to #3 - GeneralLeeInsane ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
So, you're saying that these people are ignorant of their own ignorance.
#10 to #7 - skelebones ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
Indeed

"being stupid is like being dead, it only sucks for those around you" i forget
#9 - trandhal (09/21/2015) [-]
I gonna assume that most of these are from the States. Is this usually how buissiness goes down there?
I mean, people refusing to pay for stuff that you already done. Are they just retarded or does no one sign some kind of contract BEFORE starting even the slightest amount of work?
It seems really strange to me that someone would spend time on for example a webpage and then the customer somehow isnt obliged to pay them, just because they're cheap assholes
User avatar #11 to #9 - syrenthra (09/21/2015) [-]
No, people sign contracts and still don't pay, it happens a lot I feel like, people are retarded assholes
#17 to #9 - ainise (09/21/2015) [-]
I **** you not, I've actually been outside of a meeting and heard someone say to simply not pay a large group of people, because only about 30% of them have the capital to sue us to uphold their contracts.

Welcome to the business world.
#23 to #17 - yxcvyxcv (09/21/2015) [-]
de... WHAT?
#12 to #9 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]
oh, thats not just USA, being a electrician, you would think it would not happen, but have happened to my firm more times than you can think. we had a guy who owed us close to 300000 NOK ( in today exchange rate: 36522.57 USD), ended by tat one of those firms that buy up the bill and and can take your stuff got it, last i heard they had him pawn his own house to pay them
User avatar #13 to #12 - trandhal (09/21/2015) [-]
Jesus christ, you gotta be pretty much economicly retarded to get into that kinda situation
Did your firm ever got the money he owed you?
#25 to #13 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]
I would assume, that's the whole point of those companies, they take your bills and pay them, then you pay them back more.

Electrician's would be paid, guy would be economically screwed.
#4 - samoaspider (09/21/2015) [-]
god dammit stop reposting the same **** over and over that someone already made and go to clientsfromhell.net/ and rip new ones from there

(also this one was pretty easy to handle tbh)
User avatar #14 - istoleyoursoxs (09/21/2015) [-]
I work at Best Buy and we get this **** all the time.

"How much would it be to do this?"

"Oh about this much"

"Oh can I call you and you tell me step by step how to do it."

I don't understand people sometimes
User avatar #19 - groulgarigon ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
It's worth noting that the number of clients like this are less than 1%. Just saying for anyone who actually wants to get into an illustrative or web design or other self employed medium.
User avatar #27 - ChewyConor (09/21/2015) [-]
These people seem to be either terrible at putting a clear scope, pricing and deliverables together for a contract, or these are made up.
#26 - DrFlanigan (09/21/2015) [-]
I hate reading these. They all sound so fake, or the author bloated what actually happened waaaaay too much.

"I just stole from you for 8 months, wanna do my new website?"

That never happened.
User avatar #21 - thedungeonmaster (09/21/2015) [-]
Some people really need to get punched in the face.
#20 - thediamondhack (09/21/2015) [-]
**thediamondhack used "*roll picture*"**
**thediamondhack rolled image** tl:dr
User avatar #16 - johnrocks (09/21/2015) [-]
look at all those Anmerkungens
#24 to #16 - yxcvyxcv (09/21/2015) [-]
Das sind keine Anmerkungen. Zumindest würde man Sie im Regelfall nicht als solche bezeichnen, oder ?
User avatar #8 - distortedflare ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
New coding fag here. I am struggling to find good tutorials for javascript based image sliders. It all seems to be Jquery which I hate because I am still struggling with the concept of how to incorporate it.
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