United States Vs. the World. hate on me. Do it your whores.. Why nobody likes the United States Let us begin with Geography and the overtone of U citizens. p'\’
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#36 - Juggalofourtwenty (01/07/2014) [-]
Everyone is talking all political and I'm over here like "As an American citizen, I have never seen a map like that."
#52 - davidteninch (01/07/2014) [-]
Also from Wikipedia:    
   
America usually refers to:   
   
    The United States of America, a country in North America   
    The Americas, a landmass comprising North and South America   
   
   
Second, I have never seen a map of the United States that cuts Asia in half.
Also from Wikipedia:

America usually refers to:

The United States of America, a country in North America
The Americas, a landmass comprising North and South America


Second, I have never seen a map of the United States that cuts Asia in half.
#39 - anon (01/07/2014) [-]
How about instead of making a stupid ******** about how good you are at generalizing you can instead judge people individually on their own merit rather than what ******* country they live in.
#16 - cheastnut (01/07/2014) [-]
1) "America" is not a combined continental landmass because there are two (North America and south America) which are in fact two separate continental plates. also USA is the only country with "America" in the name or at least the only one that's a world power.
2)i can't dispute splitting a continent but i will tell you that i hate it when they do that.
3)gun ownership:
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4)being a country with some of the richest citizens in the world we can do whatever we want with the money we earn on our own, except that Mexico has surpassed America as fattest country in the world showing that none of that has anything to do with anything.
5)"America arrogant and stupid" is judging another country on stereotypes.
6) the USA is practically policing the entire world. we are the ones keep north and south Korea apart, china from invading japan (again), and the hundreds of barbaric Afrian War lords in africa. that "over priced army" is what put an end to WW1&2
7) news stations suck we don't want to hear about that crap either it's not us doing it. America is designed to be one of the most perfect structured countries ever if people would stop messing with it and let it work. the 1920's are an example of this when 20% of the worlds wealth was in America. of course we have problems but everyone does. you keep blaming the people when all of your problems are with the government and what they do. it wouldn't be this way if their weren't so many Americans agreeing with people like you thinking "we're the problem" and actually did what appropriate citizens do.
"America sucks!" someone invades or natural disaster "Help us!" "Where are you now!"
#53 to #16 - kingkee (01/07/2014) [-]
"the USA is practically policing the world"

Seriously? you seriously believe this? thats literally the same as saying america won world war 2
#26 to #16 - anon (01/07/2014) [-]
Gentlemen, I present to you.... the Average American! See how he attempts to justify military action by wars that America only jumped into because they got backed into a corner. Watch as he ridicules his own government for the failure of his country and then overrules it by a clearly impossible image suggesting that once again... America is #1. So is it safe to assume you support the NRA, hate Obama and will vote Republican.
User avatar #46 to #15 - tkfourtwoone (01/07/2014) [-]
Yes. Your freedoms.

The freedom to be brainwashed into utter stupidity. Be proud of that.
#49 - aproudpatriot (01/07/2014) [-]
Well, for starters, the only time I have ever seen a map like that is when Europeans post it on this site complaining that it's the map that all Americans use, even though its not.  And yes, we love our guns.  We have the second amendment and we will take advantage of it.  As for being unfit and arrogant, while I admit there are plenty of Americans that need to get out and exercise, it doesn't mean you should hate my country because of it.  The way I see it, that's our problem and not yours, how the hell does citizens in my country being fat affect citizens in your country?  And to assume that Americans are arrogant and stupid is arrogant and stupid within itself.  You don't even provide any numbers or evidence in that argument, you're just stating what you think, even though you probably haven't even met too many Americans at all.   And yes, we have a large military.  So does China and Russia, but you seem to be fine with them.  And as for our "self righteousness", first I would like to say that if you don't want to watch Fox or MSNBC, then don't 			*******		 watch them.  I don't watch either of those news agencies either, and guess where I live?  The United States of 			*******		 America.  I would also like to bring up how pretentious you assholes seem to get.  It seems like every other day on this 			*******		 site there is some European complaining about America in some way or another.  As if you guys have never done anything wrong, as if you guys are even in any position to look down on us.  Yes, my country has problems, yes the government makes decisions that I don't agree with, but for the love of god, we are not the reason for everything that goes wrong in the world, so stop pointing your finger at us every chance you get.
Well, for starters, the only time I have ever seen a map like that is when Europeans post it on this site complaining that it's the map that all Americans use, even though its not. And yes, we love our guns. We have the second amendment and we will take advantage of it. As for being unfit and arrogant, while I admit there are plenty of Americans that need to get out and exercise, it doesn't mean you should hate my country because of it. The way I see it, that's our problem and not yours, how the hell does citizens in my country being fat affect citizens in your country? And to assume that Americans are arrogant and stupid is arrogant and stupid within itself. You don't even provide any numbers or evidence in that argument, you're just stating what you think, even though you probably haven't even met too many Americans at all. And yes, we have a large military. So does China and Russia, but you seem to be fine with them. And as for our "self righteousness", first I would like to say that if you don't want to watch Fox or MSNBC, then don't ******* watch them. I don't watch either of those news agencies either, and guess where I live? The United States of ******* America. I would also like to bring up how pretentious you assholes seem to get. It seems like every other day on this ******* site there is some European complaining about America in some way or another. As if you guys have never done anything wrong, as if you guys are even in any position to look down on us. Yes, my country has problems, yes the government makes decisions that I don't agree with, but for the love of god, we are not the reason for everything that goes wrong in the world, so stop pointing your finger at us every chance you get.
#64 to #49 - swiggityswoner (01/08/2014) [-]
Very well said, thank you.

I wish I could thumb again just for the .gif though
#55 - mynameisgeorge (01/07/2014) [-]
Yup, keep talking about America.

You're totally not obsessed with us
#25 - MatthewsGauss (01/07/2014) [-]
Who the **** stitches canadian flags onto their luggage? Also I'm proud of my right to bear arms because shooting **** is the funnest thing you can do.
User avatar #42 to #25 - continuo (01/07/2014) [-]
What about sex,whilst parachuting,with 4 other partners and all the while you are playing crash team racing with your current sexual partner.
#33 - bigyogurt (01/07/2014) [-]
Do I love my guns? Absolutely.
Do I love my fast food? I do. It's convenient, and unhealthy ususally equals delicious.
Do I love my home? Yes. I love living in the backwoods, drinking beer, and chewing tobacco.
Do I love my country? No. I believe our government is completely ****** . I have no faith left in it. So while most of your stereotypes are true, know that there are people here that don't agree with most of the decisions our leaders make. There are people here that would like to see many things change. I was thrilled when Putin was named the worlds most powerful person ahead of Obama. Maybe that'll open their eyes a bit and they'll see that hey, maybe we're not as great as we used to be. Maybe there are some serious flaws in our society.
Do I think that the United States is the best country in the world? Not even close.
#34 to #33 - anon (01/07/2014) [-]
bleach is a very unhealthy drink
#35 to #34 - bigyogurt (01/07/2014) [-]
delicious
User avatar #40 to #35 - hongkong ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
HAHA
User avatar #44 to #33 - tkfourtwoone (01/07/2014) [-]
"Do I love my country? No. I believe our government is completely ****** "

And you know what's the irony? That most of you Americans think that way, but most of you are obsessed with serving in the military for that same government, brainwashed by semper fi & all the other "patriotic" crap.

Once again, you hate the government, but you are more than willing (you consider it a patriotic duty) to become its soldiers, its harbringers of death. Let that sink into you a bit.
User avatar #45 to #33 - tkfourtwoone (01/07/2014) [-]
"I was thrilled when Putin was named the worlds most powerful person ahead of Obama"

Well I guess that makes you pretty ******* stupid.
#63 - gidzhead (01/08/2014) [-]
i have literally never seen a map like that in my life
#8 - doubledisme (01/07/2014) [-]
I will admit I am a bit of a gun nut I would rather have a gun in my house rather than waiting for the fat ass police force to come on down then tell me "all we can do is keep an eye out"
its supported in the 2nd amendment
I do want to join the military
but the IDF
im not fat I weigh around 120 lps
and I try to use the metric system more than the imperial
but honestly in my eyes the whole world is a sack of ****
#10 to #8 - anon (01/07/2014) [-]
And in the worlds eyes, America is a sack of **** . Everyone is a sack of **** . **** sacks for all.
#11 to #10 - doubledisme (01/07/2014) [-]
thats what I said.
User avatar #47 to #8 - tkfourtwoone (01/07/2014) [-]
"its supported in the 2nd amendment"

As ratified by the States and authenticated by Thomas Jefferson, then-Secretary of State:

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.


Therefore, your precious 2nd Amendment is about the right to form a militia IN THE CASE OF A TYRANICAL GOVERNMENT.
And if you idiots made better psychological tests & filters so that not every idiotic inbred redneck can have a firearm, then most of us would be rather OK with US & its guns.
#67 to #47 - doubledisme (01/09/2014) [-]
it supports me heaving a gun not being able to shoot random dudes
and by the way ************ I am total supportive of better psychological tests to buy firearms but against the whole scary assault weapons ******** but thats another story
"A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state"
Citizens are the militia
muggers, bunglers, murderers etc are a threat to the security to a free state
im sure you can agree
by protecting ourselves, our loved ones and homes we keep the security
note I am not supporting vigilantism the police may take five minutes to get to your home but they are there for a reason
im voting you back up to zero thumbs since everyone deserves a opinon
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#31 - anon (01/07/2014) [-]
to many americans on funnyjunk. Complete biase on voting
User avatar #54 - tarnis (01/07/2014) [-]
This is a stupid post.
#50 - ricaboo (01/07/2014) [-]
All these butthurt Americans disputing the post... That just means that OP made you mad.
All these butthurt Americans disputing the post... That just means that OP made you mad.
#4 - anon (01/07/2014) [-]
Sums it up...
#22 - anon (01/07/2014) [-]
maybe north korea will nuke the **** out of them and put them in reality?
#27 to #22 - anon (01/07/2014) [-]
Na, but it would be nice if America got a kick in the ass. Stop all these god damn patriots from thinking that the world revolves around them
User avatar #66 - justinsane (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm not going to argue with anyone, but if you want a good case for why America isn't actually the great Satan, read The Case for Goliath by Michael Mandelbaum. He's a professor at Hopkins and the book is actually pretty accessible. Food for thought.
User avatar #65 - profflippystix (01/08/2014) [-]
us citizens having guns keeps china and every country from invading us. and when i was in school the history teacher had 3 maps. one of the world where were not centralized so when we did world history we looked there. then the second was of the us being centralized on the map so we could study our own ******* country and the third was of our state, arizona. i always hear everyone saying and showing pictures of how all our students are fat then when i walked on campus we had probley 10 percent of the school overweight. and i cant really argue with us being arrogant because so is every other country. look at the ******* middle east nothing but pissed of arrogant assholes. in the 90's there was a society then they said they were straying from their "beliefs" and blew **** up. then blew us up. so we ******* blew them up somemore. just like Hiroshima and Nagasaki. and we had the war one until the gore bush election when gore realeased during a press conference that we had a nuke capable of drilling threw layers and layers of bunkers then they started moving the taliban around and we had to track them.
User avatar #62 - silversea ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
I kind of think we're down the ******* as well. But, you know, ******* .

(Also "Their self-righteous way of life." Isn't a sentence, so grammar error there... hmm...
That last paragraph is a nightmare, with a fragment [missing predicate] as the first sentence.
The first phrase under "military crazy" is also a fragment, missing the predicate as well.
I'm not sure they were planted. I think OP just sucks.)
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