Unfortunately Part 2. NOT OC - sauce: imgur Check out Part 1 if you haven't seen it PART 1: /Unfortunately+Part+1/funny-pictures/4818631.. For anyone who doesn't know, the Ebony Warrior is total mysterious badass. He shows up out of nowhere once you reach level 80, informs you of his accomplishment OP is a fag
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#2 - AsianSeaFood [OP]
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(10/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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#106 to #2 - dosburritos
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(10/02/2013) [-]
I love you
#94 to #2 - teenytinyspider
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I was about to ask how this happened. Thanks!
#7 - bocatadesesos ONLINE
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(10/01/2013) [-]
**bocatadesesos rolls 33**
#12 to #7 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 429** HOLY DUBS!!!
#22 to #7 - lolikikolik
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what if you fail?
#35 to #22 - bocatadesesos ONLINE
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respawn
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#101 to #7 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 443** 333 is better than 33.
#8 to #7 - bocatadesesos ONLINE
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#55 to #8 - leagetshitpack
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how do i get that helmet/crown?
#71 to #55 - adu
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That's the Jagged Crown, you get it part-ways through the civil war quest (either side). You can choose to keep it, but you can't complete the civil war questline until you turn it in for good. It has a really good armor rating if I remember correctly.
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#14 - adu
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For anyone who doesn't know, the Ebony Warrior is total mysterious badass. He shows up out of nowhere once you reach level 80, informs you of his accomplishments as an undefeated warrior, and challenges you to a fight to the deal at his last vigil. He seeks you out as he thinks you are the only one worthy of sending his soul to Sovngarde. He's actually really respectful.

He's a ******* beast when it comes to magic and one-handed combat, uses a frost cloak, healing spells, is 50% resistant to all elements, is 20% taller than the player, and of course has full ebony armor. He's immune to all forms of paralysis and fear, resist vampiric grip and Wabbajack, knows the third levels of Unrelenting Force and Disarm shouts and WILL use them against you. His armor has a regeneration enchantment, he uses restoration spells AND healing potions, his sword absorbs 25 health per hit, AND he has a chance to completely reflect melee damage. All in all, he's actually a pretty ******* hard guy to kill, comparatively speaking. Were he the Dragonborn instead of you, he'd have absolutely no problem with killing Alduin. I only wish that you could make him your follower, but he's immune to Bend Will and Dead Thrall, and is only interested in testing his might or finding Sovngarde.

He was actually one of the few NPC's I admired in Skyrim... Anyways, here's his wiki: elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Ebony_Warrior

Pic related, it's my badass Skyrim character, inspired by the Ebony Warrior.
#19 to #14 - strangemoo
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Level 80? Shiet.
Level 80? Shiet.
#38 to #14 - ohmytoast
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Holy ****, i have to get lvl 80 now
#46 to #14 - neverborn
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I want whatever mod gives that ebony armour the glowing detail.
care to share?
#70 to #46 - newforomador
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I'm pretty sure that it's just enchanted, but I could be wrong
#125 to #70 - neverborn
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enchantments aren't visible on armour when equipped, they do glow slightly in your inventory or on the ground, even then there's not that detailed glow
#58 to #14 - ZenMacros
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Just when I thought I was done playing Skyrim, I'm given another reason to go back.
#114 to #14 - anon
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When I was fighting him I used the Champions of Valor shout and the champion I got immediately used fus ro dah and blew him off the mountain and the great Ebony Warrior died of fall damage. On one hand I'm glad he was killed quickly but on the other it sucks I couldn't have an epic battle.
#119 to #14 - nameihavetochoose
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He seems like the perfect person to carry Umbra from the other Elder Scrolls games. He even wears all ebony like the person who carried it in Oblivion
#126 to #14 - gorginhanson
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(10/02/2013) [-]
But can he beat the true Black Knight?
#105 to #14 - wallbuilder ONLINE
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(10/02/2013) [-]
Time to dust off Skyrim...
#28 to #14 - tartwolfblack
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What are the other characters that you admire?
#69 to #28 - adu
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I like Serana and Paarthurnax, but then again who doesn't.
Balgruuf is also a pretty cool guy.
#110 to #69 - hellfury
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I murdered Paarthurnax without a second thought just because I could. I then proceeded to kill the remaining blades. 0 ***** given that day and i got a tasty dragon soul to add to my 40 unused dragon souls
#73 to #28 - derksuls
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Kharjo, Erik the slayer and Ralof
#30 to #14 - kiingofaces
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He's not immune to Dead Thrall, it's level capped so it can't work on level >39 enemies.
But there is a trick to force people to level 1 then make them scale to your level.

I have the Marcurio, Ebony Warrior+Forsworn Briar Heart modded as a follower along with the DB initiates all scaled to 81 along with 1 Volkihar Vampire thrall, Orchendor thrall, Champion of Boethiah thrall & Chief Yamarz thrall. (alternate between 2 thralls).
#36 to #14 - heartlessrobot
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******* hell that dude was awesome. He took out 2 ******* dragons, 4 giants, 6 mammoths, 5 vampires, 3 death hounds, and about 7 bandits. I just sat there trying not to piss myself because I was stuck outside my house encumbered.
#27 to #14 - crazyeyedbioll
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I turned into a werewolf and ate him. It was an honorable feast
#20 to #14 - thesovereigngrave
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Awww, apparently if you fight and kill him before finishing the main quest, Bethesda didn't make it so that he appears in Sovngarde. That's kinda sad.
#21 to #20 - anon
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its because only nords can go to sovngarde, so this guy probably never got his only wish after all of his hard work to become the best
#52 to #21 - birdofprey
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But doesn't General Tullius end up in Sovngarde as well if you kill him? He's an Imperial.
#53 to #52 - birdofprey
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Oh wait no, my mistake. Legate Rikke ends up in Sovngarde.
#5 - funnyjunkknight
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He might be the high king of skyrim, but he will never be ballin like Balgruuf
He might be the high king of skyrim, but he will never be ballin like Balgruuf
#23 to #5 - bobburrito
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oh god, take my thumb for Balgruuf ballin'
#42 to #5 - silverlance
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Dat flawless breakdance into the throne
Dat flawless breakdance into the throne
#39 to #5 - oishiine
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Gamer Poop - Skyrim (#6) Souce
#6 - felixjarl
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#11 - jyrx
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he may be high king of skyrim

but unfortunately he doesn't see why the kids love cinnamon toast crunch
#51 - diegotan ONLINE
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#68 to #51 - bbboy ONLINE
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wheres this from?
#76 to #68 - vapaus
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Gamer poop: Skyrim by MANS1AY3R of Machinima.
#41 - lolollo
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(10/01/2013) [-]
"Unfortunately, I am the High King of Skyrim."

I don't know why, but I always lose it on this line...
#47 - myshipsailedwoutme
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If someone challenges you, you're supposed to accept his challenge and prove your worthiness as king, not use your power like a pansy to pit him against a ******** of oversized kitties. Refusing a challenge to combat makes you a coward.
#88 to #47 - Blarglefargle
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#103 to #88 - Darianvincent
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And as king they have to prove that they could even be worth your time in the first place.
#107 to #103 - thewasteland
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(10/02/2013) [-]
The High king of Skyrim says you die by the hand of the black knight!
The High king of Skyrim says you die by the hand of the black knight!
#72 - thesoulless
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#79 to #72 - aceelement
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#75 to #72 - blacklightsun ONLINE
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I need sauce for...
Research purposes ...
I'm making my thesis...
Yeah, that...
#97 to #75 - srskate
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(10/02/2013) [-]
YOUR WISH IS GRANTED
#112 to #95 - blacklightsun ONLINE
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#82 to #72 - squidamon
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(10/01/2013) [-]
sweet jesus....   
   
got a source on that? I need it for building a bridge. Trust me, im an engineer.
sweet jesus....

got a source on that? I need it for building a bridge. Trust me, im an engineer.
#96 to #82 - srskate
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#102 to #96 - squidamon
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HUZZAH
HUZZAH
#113 to #96 - chaosbob
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CAN I JUST SAY THANK YOU FOR THAT BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT FOR YEARS BUT THEN I GAVE UP AFTER NO RESULTS. EVERY TIME I SAW IT I REGRETTED NEVER BEING ABLE TO FIND IT AND I REALISE THIS IS ALL CAPS AND BAD GRAMMAR BUT I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MY HAPPINESS. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
#117 to #113 - srskate
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YOUR CAPS ARE UNDERSTANDABLE, FRIEND!