Unfortunately Part 2. NOT OC - sauce: imgur Check out Part 1 if you haven't seen it PART 1: /Unfortunately+Part+1/funny-pictures/4818631.. For anyone who doesn't know, the Ebony Warrior is total mysterious badass. He shows up out of nowhere once you reach level 80, informs you of his accomplishment OP is a fag
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User avatar #2 - AsianSeaFood (10/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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#5 - funnyjunkknight (10/01/2013) [-]
He might be the high king of skyrim, but he will never be ballin like Balgruuf
He might be the high king of skyrim, but he will never be ballin like Balgruuf
User avatar #23 to #5 - bobburrito (10/01/2013) [-]
oh god, take my thumb for Balgruuf ballin'
#42 to #5 - silverlance (10/01/2013) [-]
Dat flawless breakdance into the throne
Dat flawless breakdance into the throne
User avatar #39 to #5 - oishiine (10/01/2013) [-]
Gamer Poop - Skyrim (#6) Souce
#14 - adu (10/01/2013) [-]
For anyone who doesn't know, the Ebony Warrior is total mysterious badass. He shows up out of nowhere once you reach level 80, informs you of his accomplishments as an undefeated warrior, and challenges you to a fight to the deal at his last vigil. He seeks you out as he thinks you are the only one worthy of sending his soul to Sovngarde. He's actually really respectful.

He's a ******* beast when it comes to magic and one-handed combat, uses a frost cloak, healing spells, is 50% resistant to all elements, is 20% taller than the player, and of course has full ebony armor. He's immune to all forms of paralysis and fear, resist vampiric grip and Wabbajack, knows the third levels of Unrelenting Force and Disarm shouts and WILL use them against you. His armor has a regeneration enchantment, he uses restoration spells AND healing potions, his sword absorbs 25 health per hit, AND he has a chance to completely reflect melee damage. All in all, he's actually a pretty ******* hard guy to kill, comparatively speaking. Were he the Dragonborn instead of you, he'd have absolutely no problem with killing Alduin. I only wish that you could make him your follower, but he's immune to Bend Will and Dead Thrall, and is only interested in testing his might or finding Sovngarde.

He was actually one of the few NPC's I admired in Skyrim... Anyways, here's his wiki: elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Ebony_Warrior

Pic related, it's my badass Skyrim character, inspired by the Ebony Warrior.
User avatar #38 to #14 - ohmytoast (10/01/2013) [-]
Holy **** , i have to get lvl 80 now
User avatar #46 to #14 - neverborn (10/01/2013) [-]
I want whatever mod gives that ebony armour the glowing detail.
care to share?
User avatar #70 to #46 - newforomador (10/01/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that it's just enchanted, but I could be wrong
User avatar #125 to #70 - neverborn (10/02/2013) [-]
enchantments aren't visible on armour when equipped, they do glow slightly in your inventory or on the ground, even then there's not that detailed glow
#58 to #14 - ZenMacros (10/01/2013) [-]
Just when I thought I was done playing Skyrim, I'm given another reason to go back.
#114 to #14 - anon (10/02/2013) [-]
When I was fighting him I used the Champions of Valor shout and the champion I got immediately used fus ro dah and blew him off the mountain and the great Ebony Warrior died of fall damage. On one hand I'm glad he was killed quickly but on the other it sucks I couldn't have an epic battle.
User avatar #119 to #14 - nameihavetochoose (10/02/2013) [-]
He seems like the perfect person to carry Umbra from the other Elder Scrolls games. He even wears all ebony like the person who carried it in Oblivion
#126 to #14 - gorginhanson (10/02/2013) [-]
But can he beat the true Black Knight?
#19 to #14 - strangemoo (10/01/2013) [-]
Level 80? Shiet.
Level 80? Shiet.
User avatar #105 to #14 - wallbuilder ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
Time to dust off Skyrim...
User avatar #28 to #14 - tartwolfblack (10/01/2013) [-]
What are the other characters that you admire?
User avatar #69 to #28 - adu (10/01/2013) [-]
I like Serana and Paarthurnax, but then again who doesn't.
Balgruuf is also a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #110 to #69 - hellfury (10/02/2013) [-]
I murdered Paarthurnax without a second thought just because I could. I then proceeded to kill the remaining blades. 0 ***** given that day and i got a tasty dragon soul to add to my 40 unused dragon souls
#73 to #28 - derksuls (10/01/2013) [-]
Kharjo, Erik the slayer and Ralof
User avatar #30 to #14 - kiingofaces (10/01/2013) [-]
He's not immune to Dead Thrall, it's level capped so it can't work on level >39 enemies.
But there is a trick to force people to level 1 then make them scale to your level.

I have the Marcurio, Ebony Warrior+Forsworn Briar Heart modded as a follower along with the DB initiates all scaled to 81 along with 1 Volkihar Vampire thrall, Orchendor thrall, Champion of Boethiah thrall & Chief Yamarz thrall. (alternate between 2 thralls).
User avatar #36 to #14 - heartlessrobot (10/01/2013) [-]
******* hell that dude was awesome. He took out 2 ******* dragons, 4 giants, 6 mammoths, 5 vampires, 3 death hounds, and about 7 bandits. I just sat there trying not to piss myself because I was stuck outside my house encumbered.
User avatar #27 to #14 - crazyeyedbioll (10/01/2013) [-]
I turned into a werewolf and ate him. It was an honorable feast
User avatar #20 to #14 - thesovereigngrave (10/01/2013) [-]
Awww, apparently if you fight and kill him before finishing the main quest, Bethesda didn't make it so that he appears in Sovngarde. That's kinda sad.
#21 to #20 - anon (10/01/2013) [-]
its because only nords can go to sovngarde, so this guy probably never got his only wish after all of his hard work to become the best
#52 to #21 - birdofprey (10/01/2013) [-]
But doesn't General Tullius end up in Sovngarde as well if you kill him? He's an Imperial.
#53 to #52 - birdofprey (10/01/2013) [-]
Oh wait no, my mistake. Legate Rikke ends up in Sovngarde.
#51 - diegotan (10/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #68 to #51 - bbboy (10/01/2013) [-]
wheres this from?
User avatar #76 to #68 - vapaus (10/01/2013) [-]
Gamer poop: Skyrim by MANS1AY3R of Machinima.
#11 - jyrx (10/01/2013) [-]
he may be high king of skyrim

but unfortunately he doesn't see why the kids love cinnamon toast crunch
#7 - bocatadesesos (10/01/2013) [-]
**bocatadesesos rolls 33**
#12 to #7 - anon (10/01/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 429** HOLY DUBS!!!
User avatar #22 to #7 - lolikikolik (10/01/2013) [-]
what if you fail?
User avatar #35 to #22 - bocatadesesos (10/01/2013) [-]
respawn
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#101 to #7 - anon (10/02/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 443** 333 is better than 33.
User avatar #55 to #8 - leagetshitpack (10/01/2013) [-]
how do i get that helmet/crown?
User avatar #71 to #55 - adu (10/01/2013) [-]
That's the Jagged Crown, you get it part-ways through the civil war quest (either side). You can choose to keep it, but you can't complete the civil war questline until you turn it in for good. It has a really good armor rating if I remember correctly.
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#41 - lolollo (10/01/2013) [-]
"Unfortunately, I am the High King of Skyrim."

I don't know why, but I always lose it on this line...
#40 - pedocommando (10/01/2013) [-]
>MFW I sentence ALL the children in the riften orphanage to death.
User avatar #59 to #40 - zorororonoa (10/01/2013) [-]
The only child I want in that game to die is Braith.
User avatar #91 to #40 - commontroll ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
Whenever I play tag with a kid, and they tag me, I sentence them to fight in the arena. If they survive, I execute them.

Nobody beats me in tag.
#67 to #40 - ogloko (10/01/2013) [-]
that pic looks like tuukka rask!
User avatar #118 to #67 - superhoody (10/02/2013) [-]
Benedict Cumberbatch I believe, but I agree with you too.
User avatar #60 - MRfunnyFACE (10/01/2013) [-]
i remember my first saber tooth... i was raped anally...
#66 to #60 - ethank (10/01/2013) [-]
kinky!
#54 - oodlesandoodles (10/01/2013) [-]
I spent so much time trying to prepare myself for the fight with the Ebony Warrior because I had heard that he was incredibly tough, but when I fought him,  I threw everything I had at him and the battle was over in 4 seconds.
I spent so much time trying to prepare myself for the fight with the Ebony Warrior because I had heard that he was incredibly tough, but when I fought him, I threw everything I had at him and the battle was over in 4 seconds.
User avatar #61 to #54 - spainisbad (10/01/2013) [-]
How'd you do it? What did you have?
User avatar #62 to #61 - oodlesandoodles (10/01/2013) [-]
Custom enchanted Daedric armor and weapons, and the dragon aspect shout. I even summoned a daedra lord just for the hell of it, but I didn't even get to use him
User avatar #63 to #62 - spainisbad (10/01/2013) [-]
Knowing the enchantments would be cool, but I'll give it a shot when I can. Thanks!
User avatar #64 to #63 - oodlesandoodles (10/01/2013) [-]
They were just enchantments that made it so that destruction magic would cost less. I also had a ring that made my magicka recharge like a mother ****** , and a necklace that made me more resistant to fire. Good luck though.
User avatar #65 to #64 - spainisbad (10/01/2013) [-]
Just have 1 piece of daedric amour (chestplate) helmet's ebony and pants are poop. Got a pretty ******* cool Daedric mace with a good enchantment (life taking and destroys resistance, or something like that). What I mostly have to do is grinding to upgrade and enchant armors. But yeah, thanks for the help.
User avatar #81 to #54 - lmaobutts ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Did you by chance have the difficulty on Easy or intermediate? That could change the outcome by a lot
User avatar #124 to #81 - oodlesandoodles (10/02/2013) [-]
No, I had it on normal
#43 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
"Become my love interest!"
kinky
#74 - mankey (10/01/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the story of Gordon Frohman

www.screencuisine.net/hlcomic/index.php?date=2005-05-01
User avatar #50 - littlevampallana (10/01/2013) [-]
This is hands down the only reason I would get games for the PC. Sadly my laptop sucks more than a blond in high school. So no modding for me
#26 - anon (10/01/2013) [-]
I feel like these have the potential to be a lot funnier.
User avatar #17 - chryssis (10/01/2013) [-]
We need more of this
#24 to #17 - schinderwolf (10/01/2013) [-]
excellent choice of profile picture
#37 to #24 - mycatislookingatme ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Glorious Ritsu loving master race.
Glorious Ritsu loving master race.
#120 to #24 - chryssis (10/02/2013) [-]
Why, thank you :3
Why, thank you :3
#122 to #120 - schinderwolf (10/02/2013) [-]
wait a second I think you're the guy who gave me all my ritsu pictures
#123 to #122 - chryssis (10/02/2013) [-]
You know what I think so...
I do remember doing something like that not too long ago

#72 - thesoulless ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #75 to #72 - blacklightsun (10/01/2013) [-]
I need sauce for...
Research purposes ...
I'm making my thesis...
Yeah, that...
User avatar #97 to #75 - srskate (10/02/2013) [-]
YOUR WISH IS GRANTED
#82 to #72 - squidamon (10/01/2013) [-]
sweet jesus....   
   
got a source on that? I need it for building a bridge. Trust me, im an engineer.
sweet jesus....

got a source on that? I need it for building a bridge. Trust me, im an engineer.
#102 to #96 - squidamon (10/02/2013) [-]
HUZZAH
HUZZAH
#113 to #96 - chaosbob (10/02/2013) [-]
CAN I JUST SAY THANK YOU FOR THAT BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT FOR YEARS BUT THEN I GAVE UP AFTER NO RESULTS. EVERY TIME I SAW IT I REGRETTED NEVER BEING ABLE TO FIND IT AND I REALISE THIS IS ALL CAPS AND BAD GRAMMAR BUT I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MY HAPPINESS. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
User avatar #117 to #113 - srskate (10/02/2013) [-]
YOUR CAPS ARE UNDERSTANDABLE, FRIEND!
#47 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/01/2013) [-]
If someone challenges you, you're supposed to accept his challenge and prove your worthiness as king, not use your power like a pansy to pit him against a ******** of oversized kitties. Refusing a challenge to combat makes you a coward.
User avatar #103 to #88 - Darianvincent (10/02/2013) [-]
And as king they have to prove that they could even be worth your time in the first place.
#107 to #103 - thewasteland (10/02/2013) [-]
The High king of Skyrim says you die by the hand of the black knight!
The High king of Skyrim says you die by the hand of the black knight!
#31 - worried (10/01/2013) [-]
i prefer philanthropy
#32 to #31 - worried (10/01/2013) [-]
*lycanthropy
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