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unethical life hacks

1.) Get out of tickets in a different way.
ffyou get pulled over driving..., Act
Rtpp The cop usually let' s you go with
just a warning because it' s too much
trouble trying to communicate.
2.) You better have a good poker lace.
3.) Technically, that' s their error.
Unplug the ethernet cord from a
Coinstar machine & it won' t charge
g a commission.
4.) This is straight up theft, but still interesting.
ts not hard to mp through a book in the
bookstores cafe until you find the
magnetic sticker that activates the alarms
and peel that little sucker right out.
5.) Privacy can be a good thing.
6.) Patience is a virtue.
in major titres, no drivers usually hate getting paid with
credit cards, so let' s sarthe tare IS sla. Just say "Sorry rean, l
l) have to pay with a card! only have sin.“
They say "510 is fined Even ifyou were to say
1 ifl pay in cash, I only have 512... I' ll have to use a
card" they' ll say "512 is fine,"
Then you pay and getaway without tipping. and it was
their own choice, not yours (as far " they know).
Unitil( alaa:
7.) I see what you did there.
When going out with outworkers, (especially if
you' re more junior), don' t buy a drink when you
I l) get there. Just stand without one and talk to
some of the more fun, middlemen employees who
are drinking.
They' ll notice you' re and demand
to buy you your first drink.
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B.) The best way to find private hiking trails.
If you want to trespass and not get into trouble
with the law drive a white pickup with a utility
box on it. People will assume you work for a
utility company.
Source: I work for a phone company and drive
anywhere I please.
Cam
9.) That' s how you use the system.
Need a passport picture from your local
CVA/ Wallgreens?
Tell them you' re taking the next upcoming LSAT
SC?, and need a passport picture for it (which you do),
but it' s like 34 cents instead of the price they
charge for passport pictures, but it' s literally the
exact same thing.
10.) Plus, you get your tires rotated.
In major city parking costs are super
high.
d)) Find an auto shop with inexpensive the rotation
Take up said offer. but say that you have some
errands to run and "can you come back and
pick it up later that day."
11.) It would be great if they just let you sit there...
12.) Not unethical, but still a life hack.
13.) Great point.
Want to sit alone on a bus? Wear a face mask
14.) Gift cards are totally legal.
need buy using a debit card. No membership
Instead of buying a Costco membership, just buy a
gifted. You can get in and pay whatever else you
necessary.
carn
15.) ll! Brilliant, but ouch.
16.) It wouldn' t hurt to try... right?
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Submitted: 01/09/2016
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#3 - memymoe (01/09/2016) [-]
or she they're are female cops as well
User avatar #6 to #3 - fezzo (01/09/2016) [-]
It was on purpose, this only works on male cops.
#10 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Or....OR you could obey the law like the rest of us.
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User avatar #9 - misternobodie ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Title should be '' How to be a smart jewish asshole ''
#19 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
chances are with the tire thing that they will have someone inspect the car after the rental which has to be tied to a card and your info so it probably wont be that simple and you'll end up paying for them and then some.
User avatar #18 - notenoughtortillas (01/10/2016) [-]
That airplane one, imagine they do ask to see your boarding pass and then it's massive spaghetti from there cause then you're like "buh buh something on FJ told me to do it I swear please dont call my parents"
User avatar #17 - loganmadder ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
1. Or just be kind and honest. Got pulled over for speeding, was nice, cop came back and said, "Go slower next time" and left.
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User avatar #8 - coolioshades (01/09/2016) [-]
"How to be a snakey asshole"
#7 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
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User avatar #1 - MoparMan (01/09/2016) [-]
The one about Costco is bogus; your purchases are all tied to your membership card so you need an actual membership to buy anything. The only way to get around it is to use an AmericanExpress card, which they allow you to use instead for some reason. I don't know what else that entails though.
#2 to #1 - whitechino (01/09/2016) [-]
It's just to get you pass the front doors. In BJ's the worker is at the entrance. Show them your gift card and they'll think "oh he's coming in as a guest and he'll probably join." They're not going to check you inside while you're paying for your milk.
User avatar #4 to #2 - MoparMan (01/09/2016) [-]
No you need a membership to buy anything, gift card or not. They scan it first and then all your items and then you pay, etc.
#5 to #4 - whitechino (01/09/2016) [-]
My bad. Then idk then. There's no Costcos in Brooklyn.
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