Underwater love. . HIE ggi/ tai wmm» rum. >I can breathe without oxygen what
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#22 - mankey (03/12/2014) [-]
I may need this oxygen tank underwater. But *you* are the one who takes my breath away.

*tips fedora* Ladies.
User avatar #61 to #22 - asumfuck (03/12/2014) [-]
You're gonna need an oxygen tank unless you wanna drown in all that pussy
User avatar #34 to #22 - kingrayne ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
#64 to #22 - jeej (03/12/2014) [-]
*Removes your oxygentank, takes your breath away*
User avatar #65 to #64 - mankey (03/12/2014) [-]
You see, this is why you were banned from the scuba diving club.
#66 to #65 - jeej (03/12/2014) [-]
But I still love you.
User avatar #68 to #66 - mankey (03/12/2014) [-]
Still not scuba diving with you, after that one I'd be worried about being near a pool with you without my water wings!
User avatar #69 to #68 - jeej (03/12/2014) [-]
You can bring your snorkel to bed..
I'm not sure that's really an english word, but google translate claims it is..
#70 to #69 - mankey (03/12/2014) [-]
Indeed it is, my body is prepared. You get the marmalade and I'll find a saddle.
User avatar #72 to #70 - jeej (03/12/2014) [-]
I can't really imagine what we will do with those things, but I'm intrigued.
Pick me up at 7, I'm only wearing socks.
#74 to #72 - mankey (03/12/2014) [-]
I'll pick you up in style babe.

Jeejy, Jeejy, give me your answer do.
I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet,
Upon the seat,
Of a bicycle made for two.
User avatar #77 to #74 - jeej (03/12/2014) [-]
Wanna add me on skype, Casanova?
User avatar #80 to #77 - mankey (03/12/2014) [-]
I don't use Skype, I'm boring. But feel free to add me to your friends list on here. There's a basic IM service here.
User avatar #10 - Lintutu (03/12/2014) [-]
>I can breathe without oxygen

***** what
User avatar #11 to #10 - dambusta (03/12/2014) [-]
maybe he's breathing helium
User avatar #13 to #11 - paradespair (03/12/2014) [-]
He would be dead
User avatar #27 to #10 - pointlessroller (03/12/2014) [-]
He can breathe as in take a breath. That doesn't mean whatever he's breathing has to be particularly good for him.
User avatar #32 - lokiwins (03/12/2014) [-]
It's actually a tank of her breaths.
#41 - polofrag (03/12/2014) [-]
Sorry, typography fag here, HOLY 			****		 THAT KERNING IS TERRIBLE
Sorry, typography fag here, HOLY **** THAT KERNING IS TERRIBLE
#43 to #41 - anon (03/12/2014) [-]
The text is justified.
#44 to #41 - givememoarpony (03/12/2014) [-]
**givememoarpony rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at L ** on top of that, he used ******* arial.
#16 - anyneleftleft (03/12/2014) [-]
shoulda said like "i cant breath without oxygen but i cant LIVE without you" blah vomit ******* losers. no one at the aquarium wants to be part of your "special day"
#23 to #16 - allinallout **User deleted account** (03/12/2014) [-]
that was good
#35 - kanatana (03/12/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #509 at Uni ** This is actually kinda sweet. I hope she said yes and they're happy together.
#51 to #35 - sourpotato (03/12/2014) [-]
Your roll made that comment appear oddly sarcastic...
#75 to #35 - kaboomz ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
kana u so jelly
User avatar #33 - basicargentinian (03/12/2014) [-]
He can breathe without oxigen, it's another matter wether he's going to keep on breathing after that
User avatar #45 to #33 - metalmind (03/12/2014) [-]
Technically a non leathal oxidizing gas with similar properties to Oxygen would do it as well.
It would also be possible, and I know that there are scientists working on this, a nonlethal highly oxidizing fluid into the blood stream, that could replace the oxygen from breathing for Dozens of minutes (But of course no such (nonpoisonous) liquid has been yet discoverd)
#29 - hopopers (03/12/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure he is taking the mouthpiece off in the picture to show exactly what he means
#1 - bwuk (03/11/2014) [-]
Well no one said he could breath in water.
User avatar #24 to #1 - Voxker (03/12/2014) [-]
water still has oxygen in it..
User avatar #2 to #1 - beezox (03/11/2014) [-]
''without oxygen'' even if its meant on land, he still cannot breath without it.
User avatar #3 to #2 - ififeellikeit ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
you can easily breathe without oxygen, you won't live very long but you can do it.
User avatar #12 to #3 - adu ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
People are thumbing you down even though you're technically right.
User avatar #4 to #3 - beezox (03/11/2014) [-]

breathe [breeth] verb
to take air, oxygen, etc., into the lungs and expel it; inhale and exhale; respire.
dictionary.reference.com/browse/breathe source
User avatar #5 to #4 - ififeellikeit ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
"air". Like I said you would die but you could take non-oxygen containing gas into your lungs, it would suck but you could do it. I guess I should have said simulate breathing seeing as how it would be pointless.
#6 to #5 - klutzyspy ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
not pointless if you want to die or make funny voices or rape someone with chloroform.

a bit of a rollercoaster sentence
#7 to #4 - anon (03/11/2014) [-]
"etc." dumbass
User avatar #62 to #4 - deathstare (03/12/2014) [-]
Air on Earth is usually tied with oxygen, but oxygen is a small part of the air. Which means you are breathing off of mostly substances that are not oxygen, meaning if you went the extra mile and inhaled no oxygen, you'd feel the same as holding your breath in terms of lungs burning, eyes watering, and eventually muscles aching
User avatar #49 to #4 - nastoy (03/12/2014) [-]
A lot of the air is nitrogen...
User avatar #17 to #4 - mylazy (03/12/2014) [-]
Someone not know what etc means?
#40 to #2 - killerjhtwo ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Am I missing some joke, or are people slowly getting more retarded?
You do realise you're using this as in "I need to breathe"
Which is spelt, with a ******* "E" at the end.
When I read what you wrote I read it as "...he cannot breath"
As in
"I took a breath"
with "Breath" sounding like [Br-eh-th].
Say what you wrote aloud (With this knowledge in mind), it sounds ******* retarded.
It even explains in the content you're commenting on that "BREATHE" is spelt with an "e" on the end.
That **** is almost as dumb as looking at "Aluminium"
and saying it as "Aluminum"
*Cough cough 'murica*

#52 to #40 - anon (03/12/2014) [-]
Spelled, not spelt you dumbass.
User avatar #79 to #52 - killerjhtwo ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Well, I'm in England so I will spell **** how it is supposed to be spelt.
User avatar #37 to #2 - waterlinx (03/12/2014) [-]
I feel like he could take a few breaths of some sort of gas that has 0% oxygen in it and breath without oxygen. Not for long, but it'd be enough to not be lying xD
#56 - xwhitewingx (03/12/2014) [-]
**xwhitewingx rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at SPOT THE BALL ** his reaction when she said no
**xwhitewingx rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at SPOT THE BALL ** his reaction when she said no
#46 - mastercolossus (03/12/2014) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled a random image posted in comment #1143 at ITT: Roll your valentine **
technically you can breathe without oxygen but that means breathing any other gasses in the air. not including water. you cant breathe water unless you a fish.
User avatar #53 to #46 - EnergizierAnon (03/12/2014) [-]
or have been spliced to have gills.
User avatar #57 to #46 - puggles (03/12/2014) [-]
well you can breathe water, you just won't do it for long or very comfortably. and then you die.
#42 - thelastelephant (03/12/2014) [-]
For a second I thought she was underwater too. MFW I can't figure out why she has no diving gear.
For a second I thought she was underwater too. MFW I can't figure out why she has no diving gear.
User avatar #39 - timbittwo ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
He couldn't figure out a good phrase in whatever language he speaks so he bastardized English hoping his fiancee wouldn't notice. Hahahaha
User avatar #38 - slapchoppin (03/12/2014) [-]
just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
User avatar #9 - guiguito ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
And then she says no.
#73 - anon (03/12/2014) [-]
Son I am disoxypoint
#19 - failmastergerg (03/12/2014) [-]
how can you get to that stage of planning for something that ******* important, and have no one you know be like, "wait a minute...."
User avatar #48 to #19 - viscerys (03/12/2014) [-]
Because it's meant to be symbolic and sentimental and all those type of words.
#78 - hunterscout (03/12/2014) [-]
The air in the scuba tanks are not a pure oxygen or any other gas. It is the mixture of air that we are breathing right now, unless you go to depths of over 100' in which case they add extra tanks to help with the blood absorbing the oxygen. He is in a pool, probably no more than 30' deep...
- A Scuba Diver...
#76 - edgeworthy (03/12/2014) [-]
Maybe it was helium?
Maybe it was helium?
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