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Underage hand job action. source: tumblr subscribe for more. A lessen I learned in the ! tarell! you masturbate MMR attached he a heart : , it scares the nurses

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A lessen I learned in the ! tarell! you
masturbate MMR attached he a heart : ,
it scares the nurses a let.
Na, you didn' t understand.
This actually happens.
we gets 16 year old boy an our unit once, because Pediatrics was
full, and it' s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses
station having a break and we' re all talking and having a laugh and
then all ofa sudden this kids heart monitor just gees CRAZY.
we call the trade and I grab the crash cart and about 6 at us just
take oft running down the hall and we bust in the and this Hittite
Just sitting there with his hand ccleaner his was leaking
Se we just start at hacked out at the teem quietly, walked calmly to the
stairwell, and had a natal and medelete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest **** Ever.
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Submitted: 12/16/2013
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User avatar #4 - synchron (12/16/2013) [-]
This is going to look weird in my history.
User avatar #93 to #4 - synchron (12/17/2013) [-]
Holy **** this is a lot of thumbs. Thanks guys.
#47 to #4 - Maadmann (12/17/2013) [-]
Will it now?
#11 to #4 - hulonation (12/17/2013) [-]
>sharing computers
User avatar #9 to #4 - woodenalligator (12/16/2013) [-]
If that's the first time you thought that on this site, then you're new here.
#14 to #9 - senorfrog (12/17/2013) [-]
Nah, must be new to the internet.
User avatar #10 - magnusraiden (12/17/2013) [-]
Did he have a stroke?
#81 to #10 - Rascal (12/17/2013) [-]
His eye got gouged. Oh wait, that joke took me a second
User avatar #65 to #10 - cazabrow ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
A few I reckon.
#7 - silvertongueddevil (12/16/2013) [-]
Nurse's FW they bust in the door
Nurse's FW they bust in the door
#80 to #7 - Rascal (12/17/2013) [-]
#12 - xchewsifferx (12/17/2013) [-]
Okay, so i've been a nurse for two years now and while this has never happened at my hospital, i could see it potentially happening.

But you would never code someone because their heart rate went up, or before you make a visual confirmation. So unfortunately, this story is fallacy

User avatar #21 to #12 - wimwam (12/17/2013) [-]
Nice pun
#45 to #12 - finntastic (12/17/2013) [-]
Heh, *phallus-y*
User avatar #52 to #12 - rectophobia (12/17/2013) [-]
>Implying some people aren't useless enough at their job to do it wrong
User avatar #60 to #12 - theincrediblegoose (12/17/2013) [-]
No **** it's not true. It's on Tumblr.
#22 - gux (12/17/2013) [-]
Kids FW
#48 - include (12/17/2013) [-]
Dat title.
Dat title.
User avatar #51 to #48 - theimmortalbeaver (12/17/2013) [-]
Nobody else uses my PC, and even if anyone did see it, I live with pretty reasonable people who would be understanding. And I still went back and cleared it from my browser history.
#54 to #51 - include (12/17/2013) [-]
When I browse FJ I go into incognito.
#55 to #54 - theimmortalbeaver (12/17/2013) [-]
I should've thought of that before I came back to this page. Crap. Back to the browser history we go!
User avatar #66 to #51 - sabcy (12/17/2013) [-]
... I don't care who watches my porn. It's my things and they shouldn't be touching them anyways.
#18 - liquidfunny (12/17/2013) [-]
Then the heart beat monitor goes crazy again,the nurses leave him to his business... and the kid dies
#39 to #18 - Rascal (12/17/2013) [-]
And it turns out he had a heart attack.
User avatar #41 to #39 - augustusxxiv (12/17/2013) [-]
Well I didn't figure he died from old age
User avatar #59 to #41 - menqudoneix (12/17/2013) [-]
No one has ever died from old age.
#37 - IceViper (12/17/2013) [-]
That awesome moment when the nurse is the one giving the handjob.
User avatar #78 - theronj ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
Titles like this are why i have to clear my history
#82 to #78 - iamphoenix (12/17/2013) [-]
I prefer a challenge.
#8 - proudnerd (12/16/2013) [-]
nurses face when
nurses face when
#79 - nighthawxx (12/17/2013) [-]
kid's fw
kid's fw
#97 to #79 - shruika (12/21/2013) [-]
That movie creeped me out.
#76 - bby (12/17/2013) [-]
< His face when they close the door
< His face when they close the door
#67 - killerblue (12/17/2013) [-]
Nurse face when
User avatar #43 - evilanakie ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
be me
have tonsillectomy about thurdayish
pain all over me holy tits what the ****
sitting in hospital bed chilln and **** mother basicly did the "youre alive see ya ****** " and left 5 mins as soon as they confirmed success
nurse comes in gives me pills sets up the beepy ******
everythings k
reading a book they had in the entertainment crate (its a ******* box o books and crayons)
"its time to take your pills"
look up
oh hot daym
dat nurse
da booty be bam balam up in here what do
all of a sudden BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEP BEEP BEEEP **** goes off the charts
nurse panics and starts adjusting my drip
i dont remember anything after that
all i know is dat boody
#23 - landerp (12/17/2013) [-]
So a couple years ago i got in an accident and had to spend a few days in the hospital. My nurse had come in and checked in me one more time before i went to bed at about 10 PM. I watched tv for a couple hours until i got tired, but before i could fall asleep ol' mr. Stiffy came to visit, and you know sleep is impossible with him around. It's really late and It has been a few hours since I've seen a nurse or doctor. There isn't any lock on the door, but i figure i can hide myself under the covers if anyone came in. I grab my old buddy and start getting to work, and it feels great since it has been a few days since i've been able to it without any distractions. Im gettin' to work as usual, a d i start to get pretty close. My toes curl as i bring my tissue closer for my load, then right at the moment of climax 6 ******* NURSES come sprinting through the door and stop dead in theor tracks when they see me spending some quality time with myself. I sit there mortified on my bed as they slowly back out the door, and hysteric laughter can be heard a little down the hallway. Fml
#61 to #23 - adr (12/17/2013) [-]
"Hfw" Ya ****** up in the home stretch sonny
#20 - partisan (12/17/2013) [-]
I can confirm this.

**** picks up everything
#49 - commandershit (12/17/2013) [-]
Nurses FW limpdick
User avatar #77 - silentfapper (12/17/2013) [-]
I wonder if he finished.
User avatar #34 to #33 - Dwarf (12/17/2013) [-]
What was the source of that comic? I remember some black dude sitting on the couch beside him, if I recall correctly.
#90 - sexualsenpai (12/17/2013) [-]
Looks like he, had a stoke.
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