Uncorruptible YouTuber. The number 1 youtuber of all time: Cr1TiKaL. He donates all of his money to charities and has given over $35,000. His life goal is to en True role model
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Uncorruptible YouTuber. The number 1 youtuber of all time: Cr1TiKaL. He donates all of his money to charities and has given over $35,000. His life goal is to en

The number 1 youtuber of all time: Cr1TiKaL. He donates all of his money to charities and has given over $35,000. His life goal is to end corruption. Never asked for any sort of recognition. Will read every message he receives. I don't think I've seen another person who really appreciates all of the success he has had. Really just someone to emulate.

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#11 - I Am Monkey
Reply +248
(10/13/2013) [-]
Everything he says belongs on a T shirt.

-Don't think for one second that I'm not naked.
-Get over here you piece of box ****.
-I'm about 2 seconds away from bathing in my own ****.
-The spy-plane goes up and so does my penis.
-Well, rub my nipples with sand paper. That Bitch Got me.
-I decided to listen to the song while taking a **** and it made it feel like I was taking the **** to decide the fate of the world.
#175 to #11 - shaazo
Reply 0
(10/14/2013) [-]
"this is making me want to purchase a pair of bowling shoes, and then cut my feet off so i can't use the shoes properly"
#204 to #11 - Snowplows
Reply 0
(10/14/2013) [-]
"I wouldn't shove this pineapple inside of my weiner hole if this was the last pineapple on Earth."
#182 to #11 - evilpapagali
Reply +3
(10/14/2013) [-]
"I'm aproximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments."
"Now isn't that some **** that doesn't stink."
"I'm getting tired of seeing these smiling sperm units."
"This game is full of asshole."
"Are you nippleing all over me?"
"I'm pretty sure my weiner is about to turn into pure pretroleum, and now I'm gonna go fuel my car with my dick."
"I'm going full speed, full force, full boner on this one."
"I'm on the verge of using my ass as a musical instrument, like a sweet violin."

******* love this man.
#108 to #11 - funnymanohword
Reply +4
(10/13/2013) [-]
"Just cumshot the bitch."
#35 to #11 - mrsafmafra ONLINE
Reply +5
(10/13/2013) [-]
"But wait; i can get even hornier!"
#39 to #11 - magtheicelander
Reply +6
(10/13/2013) [-]
"let's order pizza, put it on my ass and pretend i ate it"
#46 to #11 - dumbassvtwo
Reply +33
(10/13/2013) [-]
Theese need to be made into desktop backgrounds like this
#24 to #11 - schinderwolf
Reply +7
(10/13/2013) [-]
"I don't care if he... flawces his ass-cheeks with them"
#41 to #11 - mcbrosephson
Reply +7
(10/13/2013) [-]
"One of these days, I'm just gonna **** my ****"
#96 to #11 - headharvest
Reply +7
(10/13/2013) [-]
"when your offensive line is lacking, get out your titties and start smacking."
#118 to #11 - jonajon
Reply +7
(10/14/2013) [-]
That first one probably wont work so well on a Tshirt.
#157 to #118 - sirwolfcat
Reply 0
(10/14/2013) [-]
Technically, every ones naked under their clothes.
#26 to #11 - orphantears
Reply +10
(10/13/2013) [-]
"Taste knowledge you illiterate douche bag"
#89 to #11 - falloutreaper
Reply +12
(10/13/2013) [-]
"If it's a fight you want, it's a fisting you'll get."
#52 to #11 - waterinaglass
Reply +14
(10/13/2013) [-]
"This is going to be so smooth the next time she takes a **** it will be like yogurt thrown out a doggie door"
#104 to #11 - iridium
Reply 0
(10/13/2013) [-]
This guy really needs to make T-Shirts. People would buy them, and he would make money off them, which he could use to give to charity too.
#72 to #11 - mamen
Reply 0
(10/13/2013) [-]
The first one wouldn't work since he's wearing a T shirt.
#85 to #11 - mcbrosephson
Reply +6
(10/13/2013) [-]
"The slam, the jam, the *****************!"
#28 to #11 - landonGUNGUY
Reply +64
(10/13/2013) [-]
"One day I fear that when I take a ****, the **** will take me."
#86 to #28 - guythatagrees
Reply 0
(10/13/2013) [-]
I agree.
#4 - psychoticcaleb
Reply +133
(10/13/2013) [-]
#12 to #4 - jopemon
Reply +4
(10/13/2013) [-]
I love the impossible game, just cant seem to manage the last level.
#95 to #12 - anon
Reply 0
(10/13/2013) [-]
faggot, it's not about game, it's about who said that! It's ************* Cr1tikal
#121 to #95 - formerking
Reply +2
(10/14/2013) [-]
He was just saying he liked the game
#43 - destructodan **User deleted account**
Reply +115
(10/13/2013) [-]
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#53 to #43 - hugsforfree
Reply 0
(10/13/2013) [-]
Can i get a video source on that one please?
#56 to #53 - sinonyx
Reply 0
(10/13/2013) [-]
google op, dontcha know?
#57 to #56 - hugsforfree
Reply +1
(10/13/2013) [-]
I did not know it could do that.
Wouldn't it have to be in the description for that?
Or the title?
Or google gets it from the automatic subtitles.
#58 to #57 - sinonyx
Reply +1
(10/13/2013) [-]
and the comments on the video

because you know every idiot there quotes the video everyone just watched...
#6 - gomezfez
Reply +88
(10/13/2013) [-]
Godspeed, Cr1TiKaL
Godspeed, Cr1TiKaL
#1 - zionsype ONLINE
Reply +78
(10/13/2013) [-]
Cr1tikal:   
>Getting sued cause some asshole crashed into him   
>Refuses to take money from youtube partnership for lawsuit
Cr1tikal:
>Getting sued cause some asshole crashed into him
>Refuses to take money from youtube partnership for lawsuit
#7 to #1 - thelastrolf [OP]
Reply 0
(10/13/2013) [-]
Especially like people like videogamedunkey that makes a whole video where all he does is complain about YouTube not paying him enough.
#19 to #7 - laxwarriord ONLINE
Reply +5
(10/13/2013) [-]
Thats a parody video, he does that with his mario world videos because if you see anyone else doing mario world videos, all they do is bitch and complain about their life stories, including the fact that partnerships are crap
#92 to #1 - sonnyboii
Reply 0
(10/13/2013) [-]
Critikal is such a nice dude. I dont even know anymore :'((
#14 to #1 - badpeace
Reply +6
(10/13/2013) [-]
He got crashed into?



Could you explain further?
#25 to #14 - tinciatone ONLINE
Reply +6
(10/13/2013) [-]
Some More Shit i hope you will find your answer here.
#42 - ctenop
Reply +68
(10/13/2013) [-]
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#44 to #42 - tulimarito
Reply -1
(10/13/2013) [-]
( I think ) I know what you mean.
#73 to #44 - badmotorfinger
Reply +2
(10/13/2013) [-]
jesus christ man, this and the sensible chuckle are the most over-used reaction pictures ever
#189 to #73 - iridium
Reply 0
(10/14/2013) [-]
I dunno. I have yet to go a day without seeing this one on at least 3 posts.
#192 to #189 - badmotorfinger
Reply 0
(10/14/2013) [-]
yeah, that one too
#79 - barkhorn ONLINE
Reply +52
(10/13/2013) [-]
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#3 - northwestkorea
Reply +39
(10/13/2013) [-]
Hard to believe it's the same guy
#68 - drenforcicle ONLINE
Reply +33
(10/13/2013) [-]
No matter how much is gone, there will ALWAYS be that single ******* block of ebonstone on the corner of the map that starts it all over again.
#71 to #68 - bkster
Reply 0
(10/13/2013) [-]
>mfw this happens
#77 to #68 - yunogasaii
Reply 0
(10/13/2013) [-]
With the clentaminator, you'll never have that problem again.
#130 to #68 - royaltea
Reply 0
(10/14/2013) [-]
New Crimson biome that replaces corruption sometimes...there is no hope.
#84 to #68 - alyssryuzaki
Reply +2
(10/13/2013) [-]
WHY. 3morbid5me
#27 - uhduhello
Reply +31
(10/13/2013) [-]
MFW: What's up everybody its Cr1TiKaL and I'm playing....
MFW: What's up everybody its Cr1TiKaL and I'm playing....