U.S. President Trivia Compilation #5. Fifth edition. Thanks for reading. - OP.. 327 words per minute. JFK confirmed as first Rap God. jfk john f kennedy President Trivia facts Fun Facts funny anal trasher 200


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#1 - cannibalvegan (06/07/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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**cannibalvegan rolled image** I'm sorry for taking so long to make a new compilation, something happened to my computer a few days ago and yesterday I had to reformat it so in the meantime I have been using a ****** laptop from 2005 to use for surfing, but it can't really handle much else than that so using Photoshop on it is out of the question.

Anyway, I was going to make the fifth one about Grover Cleveland as suggested by a few, but since I lost the 80% completed comp and the facts I didn't feel like making it all over again right now so this time you get to learn some fun stuff about JFK.

Pic probably super relevant.

- OP
#66 - cannibalvegan (06/08/2014) [-]
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**cannibalvegan rolled image** About the Call of Duty fact: Yes, I now know you can play JFK in zombie mode and I have the game, but it was three years ago I played it the last time so I had forgot that he was playable. It was a simple mistake, I remembered him from the game so I looked it up on Call of Duty wikia: callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/John_F._Kennedy and after reading that he was a non playable character in the single player campaign I thought he only appeared in the campaign, they only mentioned zombie mode at the bottom of the page.

This is specifically directed to the following users: ridivey phoenix grinder butteredtoastman arealbountyhunter artyomthefirst

- OP
#4 - nerdforlife (06/07/2014) [-]
327 words per minute. JFK confirmed as first Rap God.
User avatar #45 to #4 - whatasickname (06/08/2014) [-]
I guess he and Tupac have more in common than we thought...
User avatar #18 - nosurprise (06/07/2014) [-]
You can play as him in the zombie map "Five" iirc
User avatar #64 to #18 - garymotherfingoak (06/08/2014) [-]
'if i recall correctly'... I haven't heard that one before.
User avatar #25 - Lambda (06/07/2014) [-]
"The instrument Dr. Watts used looked like a butter knife. He swung it up and down to cut brain tissue. "We put an instrument inside," he said. As Dr. Watts cut, Dr. Freeman put questions to Rosemary. For example, he asked her to recite the Lord's Prayer or sing "God Bless America" or count backwards..... "We made an estimate on how far to cut based on how she responded." ..... When she began to become incoherent, they stopped."
"...Kennedy's mental capacity diminished to that of a two year old child. She could not walk or speak intelligibly and was considered incontinent."

That's ****** up.
User avatar #28 - ridivey (06/07/2014) [-]
non-playable my ass, Kennedy was in nazi-zombies
User avatar #31 to #28 - butteredtoastman (06/07/2014) [-]
They really need to check all of their facts before posting them.
User avatar #35 to #28 - phoenix grinder (06/08/2014) [-]
and thank you for beating me to it. that was the best part of the game
#3 - mudkipfucker (06/07/2014) [-]
It was an inside job
It was an inside job
#63 - arealbountyhunter (06/08/2014) [-]
NON-PLAYABLE CHARACTER? that's how u know OP is a faggot.
#22 - jaysnk (06/07/2014) [-]
You forgot the fact that It was Magneto that killed JFK
User avatar #39 to #22 - yellowcardraiden (06/08/2014) [-]
Didn't Magneto say he was trying to save him.
User avatar #48 to #39 - protomantis (06/08/2014) [-]
Nah, he said he killed him to save others.
User avatar #49 to #48 - yellowcardraiden (06/08/2014) [-]
When they were in the plane, he told Xavier that he was a mutant.
#23 to #22 - ixigeromeixi (06/07/2014) [-]
It was actually the comedian
#27 - ljxjlos (06/07/2014) [-]
I read this comp hoping to find out what exactly his mutation was

I am dissapointed.
User avatar #65 to #27 - commontroll (06/08/2014) [-]
His mutation was having one leg shorter than the other, didn't you read the comp?
User avatar #40 - artyomthefirst (06/08/2014) [-]
But JFK is a Playable character you can become either Him,Nixon,Castro,or his secretary. He is a PC
User avatar #50 to #40 - darkangeloffire (06/08/2014) [-]
You're thinking of McNamara, the Secretary of Defence
User avatar #58 to #50 - artyomthefirst (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes what I said his Secratary of Defence
User avatar #59 to #58 - darkangeloffire (06/08/2014) [-]
you said "his secretary" which could be interoperated as one of many things.
User avatar #60 to #59 - artyomthefirst (06/08/2014) [-]
Well sorry I wasn't specifc enough I just figured you'd be smart enough to fill in the cap guess I was wrong
User avatar #62 to #60 - darkangeloffire (06/08/2014) [-]
It's fine, I had to make sure I was right myself.
#15 - luxray (06/07/2014) [-]
Wall Street and other investment opportunities Mafia
#24 to #15 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
ei mafia
User avatar #5 - sasha (06/07/2014) [-]
C4lla d00ty expert here.
You could play as him in Nazi Zombies mode.
You HAVE to play on the map "Five".
#7 to #5 - cannibalvegan (06/07/2014) [-]
Oops, sorry about that, I actually have the game, but it was such a long time ago since I played it that I forgot that you could play him in Zombie mode.   
- OP
Oops, sorry about that, I actually have the game, but it was such a long time ago since I played it that I forgot that you could play him in Zombie mode.

- OP
User avatar #9 to #7 - sasha (06/07/2014) [-]
It's ok bubby im not really a callad00ty expert either I just remember loving to play him when i did play CoD because of his accent. 10/10 comp love u bubby <3
#11 to #9 - cannibalvegan (06/07/2014) [-]
I love you too, bro.
I love you too, bro.
#17 - haeckal (06/07/2014) [-]
"Fascism? The right thing for Germany."

"After visiting these places, you can easily understand how that within a few years Hitler will emerge from the hatred that surrounds him now as one of the most significant figures who ever lived. He had boundless ambition for his country which rendered him a menace to the peace of the world, but he had a mystery about him in the way that he lived and in the manner of his death that will live and grow after him. He had in him the stuff of which legends are made."

~ John F. Kennedy

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#51 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
he was also against a centralized banking system and the last one to ever try to pass laws against it... wish he hadn't died.
#41 - gameshredder (06/08/2014) [-]
One of my friends is part of the biggest red neck families New York has to offer.

And with redneckness comes stupidity and stupid conspiracies.

Every single one of them (besides my friend) believes that the driver of JFK's car was the one that assassinated him. With a shotgun. It just so happens they photoshopped the gun out of the original footage.
#29 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #12 - angelious (06/07/2014) [-]
agh the lobotomy of rosemary...a darn shame
User avatar #69 - penileburglar (06/08/2014) [-]
For a website that constantly hates on CoD, there sure are a lot of people who play it enough to know something as obscure as JFk being a playable character on some zombie level.
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