Tweet Tweet. I found these amusing and I hope you did as well!.. It was GLORIOUS! funny tweets
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#2 - youlikeme (07/12/2014) [+] (47 replies)
stickied by josieabby
**youlikeme rolled user elbrysobrony **
your going to heaven
#1 - kangadoo (07/12/2014) [-]
It was GLORIOUS!
#83 to #1 - josieabby (07/13/2014) [-]
Glorious, Indeed.
Glorious, Indeed.
#20 - anon (07/13/2014) [-]
I'm working a night time shift with 3 other people, and when everything is running smoothly and there's no issues to address, they go to sleep for the remainder of the night, just like tonight. This one right here made me snort outloud so hard all three of them woke up.

inb4 coolstorybro
#23 to #20 - youlikeme (07/13/2014) [-]
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too bad it's fake
#27 to #23 - anon (07/13/2014) [-]
I could post it on twitter if you'd like. Then it wouldn't be fake anymore.
#29 to #27 - youlikeme (07/13/2014) [-]
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thats not what i meant faggot
#30 to #29 - youlikeme (07/13/2014) [-]
**youlikeme rolled image**
**** you bonan you always thumb me down for no reason
User avatar #151 to #30 - internetscaresme ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
>No reason
#112 to #30 - drizztrocks ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Wait, why did you call him Bonan?
#24 - evebishop (07/13/2014) [-]
I kid you not, I had a friend back in highschool who used to put lip gloss 'down there' (the glittery kind) and kept telling me how the guys all loved it...
I kid you not, I had a friend back in highschool who used to put lip gloss 'down there' (the glittery kind) and kept telling me how the guys all loved it...
User avatar #48 to #24 - collateraldamageco (07/13/2014) [-]
what is that gif from?
User avatar #31 to #24 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/13/2014) [-]
well lip gloss usually is flavored so...
#7 - mudkipftw (07/12/2014) [-]
"MAYBE! MAYBE! MAYBE!"
User avatar #102 to #7 - glycogen (07/13/2014) [-]
SteveO is a proud vegan. Are you going to try insult him for not participating in a holocaust against sentient beings now?

You don't torture animals! what a fag! You have basic decency and compassion!
User avatar #17 to #7 - maxismahname (07/13/2014) [-]
I don't get it...
Explain?
#25 to #17 - evebishop (07/13/2014) [-]
Some guys try to time their climax with the girls so if you say your close they speed up and tend to finish up kind of soon. Also sometimes when you encourage a guy too much he stops trying as hard...

sorry just wanted to comment and use this pic
User avatar #137 to #25 - burningchimera (07/13/2014) [-]
i thought the joke was call me maybe
#18 to #17 - mudkipftw (07/13/2014) [-]
When in sexual combat with the more ruthless sex, a female typically would scream "yes". This lass say she prefers to scream maybe to, for lack of a better word, screw with the male as if she is not being pleasured properly.

TL;DR bitch be trippin
User avatar #19 to #18 - maxismahname (07/13/2014) [-]
I geddit, I thought it was referring to the fact that maybe this time he'll make her come or something, I was kinda close
User avatar #78 to #19 - bianconero (07/13/2014) [-]
maybe, maybe, maybe
#74 - davezworldwooh (07/13/2014) [-]
COINCIDENCE???!!!!!?!!? I THINK NOT!!!!! CLEARLY ITS ILERMINATI CONSPIRACY
#104 - rihardololz (07/13/2014) [-]
what this post title reminds me of
#88 - sanbonzakura ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
MJ has his 			****		 together   
good one MJ
MJ has his **** together
good one MJ
#90 to #88 - josieabby (07/13/2014) [-]
You've gotta admire a man who has his priorities straight.


User avatar #108 to #90 - rgmayhem (07/13/2014) [-]
That made me giggle like a school girl....
Help.
#91 to #90 - sanbonzakura ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
that picture made me chuckle   
thank you kind sir
that picture made me chuckle
thank you kind sir
#86 - josieabby (07/13/2014) [-]
**josieabby rolled user gustaviaable **
**josieabby rolled user gustaviaable **
User avatar #92 to #86 - gustaviaable (07/13/2014) [-]
*Gasp*
#49 - grimmwaters (07/13/2014) [-]
And that is how you ascend to Heaven.
And that is how you ascend to Heaven.
#79 to #49 - acidtroll (07/13/2014) [-]
is that a 			*******		 flying lawn mower?
is that a ******* flying lawn mower?
#6 - strelko (07/12/2014) [-]
so that was no ghost
#8 to #6 - josieabby (07/12/2014) [-]
We'll never know for sure.
We'll never know for sure.
#32 - beren (07/13/2014) [-]
**beren rolled image** What Lee Harvey Oswald really hated.
User avatar #71 to #32 - playercz (07/13/2014) [-]
is this porn?
User avatar #99 to #71 - yuukoku (07/13/2014) [-]
That's Miki Muira, the hot dark-skin girl from Katawa Shoujo that nobody remembers because she didn't have a ******* route.

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User avatar #103 to #99 - playercz (07/13/2014) [-]
thanks for the link, ill check it out later
User avatar #72 to #71 - beren (07/13/2014) [-]
If you want it to be, I guess.
User avatar #73 to #72 - playercz (07/13/2014) [-]
okay then
#44 to #32 - yuukoku (07/13/2014) [-]
his loss
#115 - randaxkull (07/13/2014) [-]
**randaxkull rolled image** >that web documentary
**randaxkull rolled image** >that web documentary
#113 - entername (07/13/2014) [-]
kids, don't forget the napping kids
kids, don't forget the napping kids
User avatar #114 to #113 - sphincterface (07/13/2014) [-]
That gave me a intense bodyloveing heart attack....
User avatar #119 to #113 - bestfoxgirl (07/13/2014) [-]
Didn't the car hit it though?
User avatar #117 to #113 - Onemanretardpack (07/13/2014) [-]
I love how she glares at him like it's his fault. Watch you're damn kid
#125 to #113 - kaycie (07/13/2014) [-]
I really intense bodyloveing hate kids.   
he's looking at the car the whole intense bodyloveing time.   
I know they cant help it, but I just have no patience for kids and am always happy to see them suffer for their stupidity
I really intense bodyloveing hate kids.
he's looking at the car the whole intense bodyloveing time.
I know they cant help it, but I just have no patience for kids and am always happy to see them suffer for their stupidity
User avatar #130 to #125 - entername (07/13/2014) [-]
if i was that kids dad, i would smack him
you don't hit an animal like that... you gotta save that abuse for you're own kids
#121 - bestfoxgirl (07/13/2014) [-]
**bestfoxgirl rolled image** How to make it special tonight without shoving glitter into you're vagina
**bestfoxgirl rolled image** How to make it special tonight without shoving glitter into you're vagina
User avatar #126 to #121 - whycanticaps (07/13/2014) [-]
get a clapping, smiling asian girl?
User avatar #141 to #126 - funnynamegoeshere (07/13/2014) [-]
A smiling Asian girl gives you the clap.
#109 - themastertroller ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
**themastertroller rolled image** here's heaven
#120 to #109 - bestfoxgirl (07/13/2014) [-]
Damn right it is
#93 - senseofpurpose (07/13/2014) [-]
**senseofpurpose rolled image** how heaven really looks like
#95 to #93 - anon (07/13/2014) [-]
heaven is funnyjunk comments?
#96 to #95 - senseofpurpose (07/13/2014) [-]
**senseofpurpose rolled image** maybe it is
#94 to #93 - senseofpurpose (07/13/2014) [-]
**senseofpurpose rolled image** therealsuperderpy, **** you heavenly *****
User avatar #98 to #93 - therealsuperderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
ily bb
#82 - anon (07/13/2014) [-]
just catching some Z's
just catching some Z's
#70 - mastercolossus (07/13/2014) [-]
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<where im going when i die.
#140 to #70 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/13/2014) [-]
I posted that. It seems like every time someone rolls one of my comments it's always a pretty girl, but my posts are much more diverse than that
I posted that. It seems like every time someone rolls one of my comments it's always a pretty girl, but my posts are much more diverse than that
User avatar #84 to #70 - kalima (07/13/2014) [-]
I think that's where you'll be cumming.
#111 to #84 - mastercolossus (07/13/2014) [-]
i take it as a sign im going to heaven.
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