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#1 - nigasd
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(01/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by yacchatta
Despite my distaste for tumblr posts I particularly enjoyed this one. I also left this comment because I thought it would be informative that a random person enjoyed content that they don't normally enjoy. Kthxbye
#67 to #1 - skroll
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Despite my distaste for funnyjunk comments that state the content was good, and contribute nothing else, I particularly enjoyed this one. I also left this comment because I thought it would be informative that a random person enjoyed your comment that they wouldn't normally enjoy. Kthxbye love you
#3 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Okay seriously, can you feel our boobs when you hug us?
#5 to #3 - brandofan
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(01/18/2014) [-]
This can't be a serious question
#8 to #3 - technobanana
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(01/18/2014) [-]
If your boobs are big enough
#87 to #3 - anon
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Sometimes I wish I wasn't hugless  because i'd like to experience how the embrace feels, i don't even care for boobs.
Sometimes I wish I wasn't hugless because i'd like to experience how the embrace feels, i don't even care for boobs.
#162 to #3 - hates
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Yes, it feels like cushions on your chest, pressing against our chest when you hug us. And it feels good.
#328 to #3 - brewswillis
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(01/19/2014) [-]
oh yes we do. and is it awesome.
#4 to #3 - draeman
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Yes, it feels good.
#11 to #3 - kanedam ONLINE
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(01/18/2014) [-]
how should we not feel it?
i mean, girls got to feel their breasts get squeezed in a tight hug too after all.
#103 to #11 - twistedwoodthing
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(01/18/2014) [-]
No no, go ahead and feel that. Laying a hand on 'em and giving them a honk is going too far, but no reasonable woman is going to object to your chest feeling her chest when the two of you are pressing them against each other.

Wow, having read this post and all these comments, I'm going to be really conscious of what my boobs are doing during a hug, but in a good way.
#13 to #3 - thepenname
Reply +214
(01/18/2014) [-]
They're mounds of flesh and fat hanging from your chest. Yes, we feel them when you press them up against our chests during a hug. And yes, we like it.
#46 to #13 - Loppytaffy
Reply +27
(01/18/2014) [-]
I like the feel of man junk when I'm hugged form behind, so I guess it's about the same?
#93 to #46 - trivdiego
Reply +43
(01/18/2014) [-]
wait you can feel that?

That's a completely different story

Like even if we don't have a hard on?
#107 to #93 - chompysaurus
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(01/18/2014) [-]
well if you're not wearing jeans, yeah we can feel it. sometimes...
#113 to #107 - trivdiego
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(01/18/2014) [-]
#292 to #93 - Loppytaffy
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Yes.
And in spooning. Usually it sits nicely against our asses. We feeeeeeel it.
#344 to #292 - atma
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(01/19/2014) [-]
And, in turn, we get to feel dat azz
(this is why, fundamentally, nice asses are marginally better than nice boobs)
#429 to #344 - Loppytaffy
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Asses are universal; everyone can appreciate an ass, cos everyone has one
#435 to #429 - atma
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(01/19/2014) [-]
"YEAH!"
"YEAH!"
#335 to #46 - realreality
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(01/19/2014) [-]
I like the feel of girl trunk on my groin area when I hug a girl from behind...I guess that makes us both winners.
#17 to #13 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(01/18/2014) [-]
I mean, I didn't think you could feel them because I don't really feel your stomach when you hug me or your pecks. I can feel like, the hardness of your body if you're an exercise freak though, but that's about it.
#52 to #17 - kousei ONLINE
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(01/18/2014) [-]
you know, there is no way to approach this without being crude. I apologize, I just honestly can't think of a better way to but this... They're boobs, a sexual organ. Even a gay man will register that boobs are a female sexual organ, he won't care but he will notice.
#343 to #17 - shadowbringerx
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(01/19/2014) [-]
I, personally, don't feel them because of my tallness causing me to bend over a little. Therefore missing said boobs enough that I don't feel them.

Now that I know that some guys do feel them makes me sad, since I've never had the chance, being that apretty much every female friend I have is way shorter than me

<== MFW
#347 to #343 - monkeysniper
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Some short guys I know are at the perfect height to motorboat while hugging
#355 to #347 - shadowbringerx
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Do you know if they've taken the opportunity that us tallies can only dream of?
#402 to #355 - anon
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(01/19/2014) [-]
You sound like a virgin.
#447 to #402 - shadowbringerx
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(01/20/2014) [-]
I'm as much of a virgin as you are a *********   
An I am VERY MUCH SO a virgin   
   
Me - 1   
You - 0
I'm as much of a virgin as you are a *********
An I am VERY MUCH SO a virgin

Me - 1
You - 0
#19 to #17 - thepenname
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(01/18/2014) [-]
You totally can feel a dude's body though. You're touching it. Maybe it's not the first thing you pay attention to, but if you stopped and thought, "Can I feel his body?" during a hug, you'd probably be able to confirm, "Yes, my body is receiving stimuli from physically contacting his body." Maybe men notice the chest area more easily 'cause tits. We like tits. And maybe sexual attraction is why you notice a guy's "hardness" if he's an exercise freak.
#21 to #19 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(01/18/2014) [-]
I notice the hardest cause he's not squishy like my other friends lol. Truth be told I like kinda chubby guys, I enjoy the squishy, I embrace the squishy.
#280 to #21 - xbonezbreaker
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(01/18/2014) [-]
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#72 to #17 - ennemi
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(01/18/2014) [-]
well you feel them in the sense that you know boobs are there. It's not really going beyond that tho
#333 to #17 - anon
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(01/19/2014) [-]
that's because when you hug someone you don't think about it. when guys hug a someone, that is all we can think about.
#365 to #13 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Same when I hug other girls, I don't really register their boobs and I don't usually feel them either... I guess I've never thought about it.
#7 - wmpedo
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Did someone say Thigh Highs?
#36 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(01/18/2014) [-]
******* love thigh highs. I have about 10 pairs of the bastards.

And toe socks... Mmm... toe socks.
#272 to #7 - xbonezbreaker
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(01/18/2014) [-]
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#9 to #7 - Furubatsu
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(01/18/2014) [-]
It's weird how seeing this one picture and I instantly know what Manga/Hentai this is from
#160 to #9 - kakariko
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(01/18/2014) [-]
If anyone wants the source:
Monster musume no iru nichijou
For all you monster girl admirers.
#207 to #160 - wmpedo
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(01/18/2014) [-]
time to read them all again
#211 to #7 - yuukoku
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(01/18/2014) [-]
#12 to #7 - kanedam ONLINE
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(01/18/2014) [-]
its a shame there are so little galleries on the net and chicks in real life that realise how sexy knee/thigh high socks are.
#334 to #12 - McFuckUp
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(01/19/2014) [-]
I love winter because my girlfriend always wears knee high socks with her boots and rarely takes them off when we're having sex. Knee high/thigh high socks have always been my fetish, if you could call it that.
#380 to #334 - kanedam ONLINE
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(01/19/2014) [-]
good for you man!
most girls i know around where i live think they are cute but dont like to wear them because (as they say) "then guys think you are a prostitute..."
its a shame...
#135 to #12 - nandaaz
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(01/18/2014) [-]
are they also sexy on a slightly chubby girl?
#324 to #135 - implosay
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Hell ******* yeah they are. The curvier the better.

I like my women curvy and I absolutely don't mind a bit of chub. I'd rather hold a "solid" girl than a sack of hard bones.
#428 to #324 - nandaaz
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(01/19/2014) [-]
You do realize there's a category between chubby and a sack of bones, right?
#431 to #428 - implosay
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, so? What's your point here? I say, as long as she's not a landwhale or a slenderwoman, thigh highs look great and it's really a pity that they're not any more popular.
#215 to #135 - kanedam ONLINE
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(01/18/2014) [-]
depends on your taste... if you dont like chubby girls then it wont matter what she's wearing.
but if you dont mind her beeing chubby its still a hot detail!
#203 to #135 - Epicgetguy
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(01/18/2014) [-]
How chubby we talking here?

Because thigh highs are meant for girls with good legs
#313 to #203 - eanirae
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(01/19/2014) [-]
'How chubby are we talking'
'good legs'

Have you ever heard of something named subjectivity? There's not one topic, where every single person has the same thoughts about it. That includes girls and thigh highs.
#423 to #313 - rebornpooper
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(01/19/2014) [-]
** DEM SUBJECTIVELY GOOD LEGS!**
#2 - anon
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(01/18/2014) [-]
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#37 to #2 - anon
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(01/18/2014) [-]
I usually do the helicopter but i'll definately try this next time in the bathroom
#395 to #2 - longboarders
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Pretty much the same if a guy had boobs and a nice ass for a day.
#421 to #395 - kageshi
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(01/19/2014) [-]
I dont know... the first things i would do is stick things inside of me. you know... cus... being a girl... No homo
#273 to #2 - xbonezbreaker
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(01/18/2014) [-]
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#193 to #2 - imitsu
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(01/18/2014) [-]
I'd fap.
#263 to #193 - heartlessrobot
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(01/18/2014) [-]
I don't know how it compares to female masturbation, but as a male, anal will be a LOT more enjoyable if you're in to it. Prostate and all that.
#169 to #2 - tonyxx
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(01/18/2014) [-]
It gets boring after the third hour
#422 to #169 - kageshi
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(01/19/2014) [-]
3 hours and anyone can turn there Pretty Pussy into a Meat Curtain from hell.
#82 to #2 - kschmidty
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(01/18/2014) [-]
#69 to #2 - lankyman
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(01/18/2014) [-]
You know what guys, I learned something from this gif.

I learned that I should prize the things I have, whether or not I am proud of it, because its likely that someone will never get what I have, and I should feel privileged to have it. i need to enjoy what I have rather than desire what I don't need and learn to appreciate the small things in this life

excuse me Funnyjunk

I have a dick to flop

wait, did I just insinuate I have a small dick?
#100 to #69 - twistedwoodthing
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Congratulations on your penis, and I mean that sincerely.
#283 to #69 - anon
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(01/18/2014) [-]
welcome to the brotherhood
welcome to the brotherhood
#450 to #283 - anon
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(02/26/2014) [-]
Is it just me or does Engineer just sorta slide up there?
#286 to #283 - zaxzwim ONLINE
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(01/18/2014) [-]
what's the gif from?
#321 to #286 - derperherp
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Team fortress 2 Mann v.s. Machine trailer.
#322 to #321 - zaxzwim ONLINE
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(01/19/2014) [-]
tthanks ye
#35 to #2 - randomwanker
Reply +73
(01/18/2014) [-]
only the privileged can do that
#43 - skullball ONLINE
Reply +56
(01/18/2014) [-]
Who have time for talk at sleepovers when you have diablo?
#48 to #43 - anon
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(01/18/2014) [-]
******* casual. Where the **** is your fana aura.
#70 to #48 - anon
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(01/18/2014) [-]
GG No hammerdin
#139 to #43 - nandaaz
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Instead of sleepovers, invite your friends for gameovers, so you can still play Diablo
#136 to #43 - irevolutions
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(01/18/2014) [-]
******* Diablo 2.

Game deserves the game of the millenium award
#137 to #136 - skullball ONLINE
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(01/18/2014) [-]
indeed it does
indeed it does
#23 - sniperknug
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Srsly, What does your junk do when you run?
#61 to #23 - mutzaki
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Naked, I wouldn't really know, but I imagine it's floppy. Underwear alone keep your junk in place.
#180 to #23 - iridium
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Depends on the pants, underpants, and whether or not the guy is flaccid, semi-flaccid, or full hardon.

Fortunately, men evolved this little, much overlooked trait where most guys' testicles are at slightly different elevations, which prevents them from constantly smacking into one another.
#265 to #180 - heartlessrobot
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(01/18/2014) [-]
THAT'S why my right nut hangs lower than the other. I was wondering that.
#267 to #265 - iridium
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(01/18/2014) [-]
I was thinking the same thing. Here I thought it was abnormal, but actually it's pretty common. It's actually more beneficial than detrimental.
#268 to #267 - heartlessrobot
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Do your nuts ever go up into that patch of skin above your dick? Mine have started doing that when I wank cause they pull up.
#269 to #268 - iridium
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(01/18/2014) [-]
I think you're pulling them or something.
#331 to #269 - smartasshobo
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(01/19/2014) [-]
It happens when you are approaching climax.

Why the **** do I know this, and why the **** are we talking about this?
#406 to #23 - zoidz
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Sometimes, if you get it just right, you're able to make it so whenever you walk it semi-masturbates you (pulling skin back and forth). Other times it stays uncomfortable and we have to adjust, then there are other times where it just stays completely free.
#39 to #23 - funnyrage
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Well, it doesn't bounce around if you have some underwear on, but then again, i never had a thing for loose underwear.
#42 to #39 - funnyrage
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(01/18/2014) [-]
oh yeah, and for the feeling boobs while hugging, there are some people who actually try to feel them but unless you do, you won't think about that and thus you don't even notice.
#50 to #42 - kousei ONLINE
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, I try to do that lean hug with girls so i don't feel the boobs. I'm straight but a bit awkward in that regard. I'll touch boobs when I WANT to touch boobs, not accidentally while i'm saying bye.
#51 to #50 - funnyrage
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(01/18/2014) [-]
there still might be a noble soul in our world.   
   
pic related:MFW i read your comment.   
   
 you're all right man, you're all right.
there still might be a noble soul in our world.

pic related:MFW i read your comment.

you're all right man, you're all right.
#53 to #51 - kousei ONLINE
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(01/18/2014) [-]
I'm a bit confused. How is that a noble sentiment? I thought that'd just spell out how much of a beta I am Don't care that I'm beta with women, I'm alpha with friends.
#54 to #53 - funnyrage
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(01/18/2014) [-]
nah, i don't think its beta at all, you are being a gentleman, not trying to feel every breast near you like a horny middle school child.
#55 to #54 - kousei ONLINE
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(01/18/2014) [-]
I suppose. Not sure I'd agree but hell, I'll take the compliment. Thank you.
#98 to #55 - twistedwoodthing
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(01/18/2014) [-]
But surely that must be difficult? I've got a pretty big chest and it's almost impossible to hug people without my boobs touching them. I'm entirely used to it, I think I'd find it strange if someone hugged me but tried to keep their distance from my chest, like they were pointing it out.
#264 to #50 - mrkek
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(01/18/2014) [-]
And some of us are just too tall to feel them, since we're leaning everytime we do a hug
#143 to #23 - vigilum ONLINE
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(01/18/2014) [-]
It becomes a vagina.
#208 to #23 - damianblu
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(01/18/2014) [-]
I never really paid attention to my dick when I'm running....
#47 to #23 - youhei
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(01/18/2014) [-]
that depends on what you're wearing.
#40 to #23 - smaaen ONLINE
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(01/18/2014) [-]
As long as your boxers and pants aren't too loose, it's no real issue, or if you run in shorts that has the mesh thing, it's no issue. If you run with something very lose or no boxers and a baggy pair of pants/shorts, it will flop around, hit your thigh and can cause discomfort or even pain, that's mainly the balls though.

That is how it is for me at least.
#24 to #23 - heartlessrobot
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(01/18/2014) [-]
If I'm running naked, it jumps up and down because if I'm running and naked I'm probably erect. It does bounce up and down normally, since I don't wear any spandex so it hangs loose.
#62 to #23 - heartlessrobot
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Did you ask this just so guys would talk about their flopping dicks?
#434 to #62 - sniperknug
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Mabey...
#437 to #434 - heartlessrobot
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Try going to gay board. Lots of dicks there.
#438 to #437 - sniperknug
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Who says I'm not there already
#440 to #439 - sniperknug
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Who doesn't like butts?!
#441 to #440 - heartlessrobot
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Weird people. Butts are amazing.
I've been told mine is nice.
#442 to #441 - sniperknug
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Oh yes it is
#443 to #442 - heartlessrobot
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Teeheeā€¦
Thank you.
#33 to #23 - randacc
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(01/18/2014) [-]
if my crotch has too much room in front, like loose boxers, it'll flail around rapidly and sometimes will hurt if my balls don't go into alpha formation with my penis.
#73 - nicoquitemad
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Why are thigh highs attractive?
Because they frame our legs in an aesthetically pleasing way based on the golden ratio. Whether that be for the leg as a whole (over the knee socks), or the thigh, the basics of the rule applies.
They draw focus to the nakedness of the higher parts of the leg while framing the bottom nicely.
#123 to #73 - anon
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(01/18/2014) [-]
This is a nice explanation.
#376 to #73 - ilovesprite
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(01/19/2014) [-]
I disagree to be honest, bigger legs/thighs (a.k.a mine) don't look as good in them so I think it's just those with thinner legs that make them so appealing.
#432 to #376 - nicoquitemad
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Any leg looks a little more appealing in them. If you don't think that applies to yours, it's because you don't find yourself attractive, and that's a damn shame. Because of this scientific principle, as long as you put the garments at an equal height as to not create imbalance, your legs will be a little more fine than without.

I bet you look better than you think you do.
#445 to #432 - ilovesprite
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Well I'll have to buy a pair and see how I feel then :p
#119 to #73 - itsmedumbass
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(01/18/2014) [-]
In short they are just freaking awesome
#120 to #119 - nicoquitemad
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Scientifically proven!
#127 to #120 - itsmedumbass
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Multiple tests have been made world wide and it is obvious that thigh highs are one of the sexiest things that can be worn.
#148 to #127 - nicoquitemad
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Oh I don't know about that, though I believe my hypothesis has enough fact behind it to be theory, or even nearly fact.
#150 to #148 - itsmedumbass
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(01/18/2014) [-]
A very good theory at least
#151 to #150 - nicoquitemad
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Thank you good sir.
#152 to #151 - itsmedumbass
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(01/18/2014) [-]
My pleasure
#153 to #152 - nicoquitemad
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Why, that is neatly content related.
Why, that is neatly content related.
#156 to #153 - itsmedumbass
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Why thank you
Why thank you
#64 - wardylocks
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(01/18/2014) [-]
>go on tumblr
>print screen all posts made by tumblr users
>put them all together on paint
>'wow everyone of fj will love my oc'
#79 to #64 - mysticana
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(01/18/2014) [-]
Firstly, ************, you did exactly the same thing;

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4766616/100++Tumblr/

And secondly, admin counts compilations which took time as OC, or at least worthy of coloured text.
#84 to #79 - wardylocks
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(01/18/2014) [-]
at least i admit it
#336 to #84 - atma
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Who... Who's not admitting it?
Who... Who's not admitting it?
#85 to #79 - wardylocks
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(01/18/2014) [-]
coloured text is worthy of copying and pasting? wow jesus christ.
#86 to #85 - mysticana
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(01/18/2014) [-]
"Good examples of OC:

OC drawn comics
Good photoshops
Animated GIFs you modified frame by frame to make them funnier
Good compilations that are entertaining and original"

Guess so. In my opinion if it's funny, and it might get new users/more traffic on the site it's good with me.
#6 - slobiscuit
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(01/18/2014) [-]
more? I rather enoyed this...
#122 - manofiron
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(01/18/2014) [-]
It usually depends on the colors, but I find thigh highs on a girl sexy.
#366 to #122 - tentaquil
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(01/19/2014) [-]