Tumblr learns about boys. and socks. DOD gju C KEV: i dent understand the sexual appeal to thigh highs like yea they cute put why are u getting penors over some
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Tumblr learns about boys

DOD gju C KEV:
i dent understand the sexual appeal to thigh highs like yea they cute
put why are u getting penors over some sews
i' m gonna ******* sews
moshin ice:
Every guy wants to **** a girl in thigh highs and
garters: tact
Most girls want to **** girls in thigh highs and garters
Some want to **** guys in thigh highs and garters
eberyone wants to **** eberyone in thigh highs and garters
some people dent want to **** anyone put they still appreciate the
asthetics someone in thigh highs and garters
And that is sexuality tor you kids
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is having a penis tun
It has its ups and dawns
sometimes its a little hard
it' s a pain the ass
oh jesus **** guys come on
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when youre running what your ceck and pails dlot? they just flap
against or
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almost like a sail and said wind muses my scrotum tighten elese
my peda fer maximum speed
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WHEN BOYS WEAR BUTTON UPS BUT ROLL THE SLEEVES TO
THEIR ELBOWS
i had he idea this was attractive
excuse me while i never wear my sleeves all the way dawn again
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WHAT DOES SEX FEEL LIKE FOR BOYS
WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE FOR GIRLS?
Why den' t you two find out
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HELLO BOYS I HAVE A CUESTION CAN YOU
FEEL OUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG
WE CAN FEEL YOUR BOOBS WHEN YOU WE DO
THE HUG SORRY
ANOTHER CUESTION DOES IT FEEL WEIRD? YOU KNOW
THE WHOLE BOOB THING
IT FEELS GOOD AGAIN SORRY
ONE MORE CUESTION DOES YOUR PENIS FLOATS IN WATER
YES
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#1 - nigasd (01/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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Despite my distaste for tumblr posts I particularly enjoyed this one. I also left this comment because I thought it would be informative that a random person enjoyed content that they don't normally enjoy. Kthxbye
#7 - wmpedo (01/18/2014) [-]
Did someone say Thigh Highs?
#36 to #7 - anon (01/18/2014) [-]
******* love thigh highs. I have about 10 pairs of the bastards.

And toe socks... Mmm... toe socks.
User avatar #9 to #7 - Furubatsu (01/18/2014) [-]
It's weird how seeing this one picture and I instantly know what Manga/Hentai this is from
User avatar #160 to #9 - kakariko (01/18/2014) [-]
If anyone wants the source:
Monster musume no iru nichijou
For all you monster girl admirers.
#207 to #160 - wmpedo (01/18/2014) [-]
time to read them all again
#12 to #7 - kanedam ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
its a shame there are so little galleries on the net and chicks in real life that realise how sexy knee/thigh high socks are.
User avatar #135 to #12 - nandaaz (01/18/2014) [-]
are they also sexy on a slightly chubby girl?
User avatar #324 to #135 - implosay ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Hell ******* yeah they are. The curvier the better.

I like my women curvy and I absolutely don't mind a bit of chub. I'd rather hold a "solid" girl than a sack of hard bones.
User avatar #428 to #324 - nandaaz (01/19/2014) [-]
You do realize there's a category between chubby and a sack of bones, right?
User avatar #431 to #428 - implosay ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, so? What's your point here? I say, as long as she's not a landwhale or a slenderwoman, thigh highs look great and it's really a pity that they're not any more popular.
#215 to #135 - kanedam ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
depends on your taste... if you dont like chubby girls then it wont matter what she's wearing.
but if you dont mind her beeing chubby its still a hot detail!
User avatar #203 to #135 - Epicgetguy (01/18/2014) [-]
How chubby we talking here?

Because thigh highs are meant for girls with good legs
User avatar #313 to #203 - eanirae (01/19/2014) [-]
'How chubby are we talking'
'good legs'

Have you ever heard of something named subjectivity? There's not one topic, where every single person has the same thoughts about it. That includes girls and thigh highs.
#423 to #313 - rebornpooper (01/19/2014) [-]
** DEM SUBJECTIVELY GOOD LEGS!**
User avatar #334 to #12 - McFuckUp (01/19/2014) [-]
I love winter because my girlfriend always wears knee high socks with her boots and rarely takes them off when we're having sex. Knee high/thigh high socks have always been my fetish, if you could call it that.
#380 to #334 - kanedam ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
good for you man!
most girls i know around where i live think they are cute but dont like to wear them because (as they say) "then guys think you are a prostitute..."
its a shame...
#2 - anon (01/18/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #395 to #2 - longboarders (01/19/2014) [-]
Pretty much the same if a guy had boobs and a nice ass for a day.
User avatar #421 to #395 - kageshi (01/19/2014) [-]
I dont know... the first things i would do is stick things inside of me. you know... cus... being a girl... No homo
#193 to #2 - imitsu (01/18/2014) [-]
I'd fap.
User avatar #263 to #193 - heartlessrobot (01/18/2014) [-]
I don't know how it compares to female masturbation, but as a male, anal will be a LOT more enjoyable if you're in to it. Prostate and all that.
#37 to #2 - anon (01/18/2014) [-]
I usually do the helicopter but i'll definately try this next time in the bathroom
User avatar #169 to #2 - tonyxx (01/18/2014) [-]
It gets boring after the third hour
User avatar #422 to #169 - kageshi (01/19/2014) [-]
3 hours and anyone can turn there Pretty Pussy into a Meat Curtain from hell.
#69 to #2 - lankyman (01/18/2014) [-]
You know what guys, I learned something from this gif.

I learned that I should prize the things I have, whether or not I am proud of it, because its likely that someone will never get what I have, and I should feel privileged to have it. i need to enjoy what I have rather than desire what I don't need and learn to appreciate the small things in this life

excuse me Funnyjunk

I have a dick to flop

wait, did I just insinuate I have a small dick?
#283 to #69 - anon (01/18/2014) [-]
welcome to the brotherhood
welcome to the brotherhood
#450 to #283 - anon (02/26/2014) [-]
Is it just me or does Engineer just sorta slide up there?
User avatar #286 to #283 - zaxzwim (01/18/2014) [-]
what's the gif from?
#321 to #286 - derperherp (01/19/2014) [-]
Team fortress 2 Mann v.s. Machine trailer.
User avatar #322 to #321 - zaxzwim (01/19/2014) [-]
tthanks ye
User avatar #100 to #69 - twistedwoodthing (01/18/2014) [-]
Congratulations on your penis, and I mean that sincerely.
User avatar #35 to #2 - randomwanker (01/18/2014) [-]
only the privileged can do that
#43 - skullball (01/18/2014) [-]
Who have time for talk at sleepovers when you have diablo?
User avatar #139 to #43 - nandaaz (01/18/2014) [-]
Instead of sleepovers, invite your friends for gameovers, so you can still play Diablo
User avatar #136 to #43 - irevolutions (01/18/2014) [-]
******* Diablo 2.

Game deserves the game of the millenium award
#137 to #136 - skullball (01/18/2014) [-]
indeed it does
indeed it does
#48 to #43 - anon (01/18/2014) [-]
******* casual. Where the **** is your fana aura.
#70 to #48 - anon (01/18/2014) [-]
GG No hammerdin
#73 - nicoquitemad (01/18/2014) [-]
Why are thigh highs attractive?
Because they frame our legs in an aesthetically pleasing way based on the golden ratio. Whether that be for the leg as a whole (over the knee socks), or the thigh, the basics of the rule applies.
They draw focus to the nakedness of the higher parts of the leg while framing the bottom nicely.
#123 to #73 - anon (01/18/2014) [-]
This is a nice explanation.
User avatar #376 to #73 - ilovesprite (01/19/2014) [-]
I disagree to be honest, bigger legs/thighs (a.k.a mine) don't look as good in them so I think it's just those with thinner legs that make them so appealing.
User avatar #432 to #376 - nicoquitemad (01/19/2014) [-]
Any leg looks a little more appealing in them. If you don't think that applies to yours, it's because you don't find yourself attractive, and that's a damn shame. Because of this scientific principle, as long as you put the garments at an equal height as to not create imbalance, your legs will be a little more fine than without.

I bet you look better than you think you do.
User avatar #445 to #432 - ilovesprite (01/19/2014) [-]
Well I'll have to buy a pair and see how I feel then :p
User avatar #119 to #73 - itsmedumbass (01/18/2014) [-]
In short they are just freaking awesome
User avatar #120 to #119 - nicoquitemad (01/18/2014) [-]
Scientifically proven!
User avatar #127 to #120 - itsmedumbass (01/18/2014) [-]
Multiple tests have been made world wide and it is obvious that thigh highs are one of the sexiest things that can be worn.
User avatar #148 to #127 - nicoquitemad (01/18/2014) [-]
Oh I don't know about that, though I believe my hypothesis has enough fact behind it to be theory, or even nearly fact.
User avatar #150 to #148 - itsmedumbass (01/18/2014) [-]
A very good theory at least
#151 to #150 - nicoquitemad (01/18/2014) [-]
Thank you good sir.
#152 to #151 - itsmedumbass (01/18/2014) [-]
My pleasure
#153 to #152 - nicoquitemad (01/18/2014) [-]
Why, that is neatly content related.
Why, that is neatly content related.
#156 to #153 - itsmedumbass (01/18/2014) [-]
Why thank you
Why thank you
#122 - manofiron (01/18/2014) [-]
It usually depends on the colors, but I find thigh highs on a girl sexy.
User avatar #6 - slobiscuit ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
more? I rather enoyed this...
#124 - obitouzumaki (01/18/2014) [-]
I believe this holds some relevance here.
User avatar #352 to #124 - bladeguy (01/19/2014) [-]
but sometimes they are, maybe not when they start but when its time to sleep, lets say ive had some experiences in my day.
#80 - PlagueDoctor (01/18/2014) [-]
Usually at sleepovers we play drinkinggames and then wait for someone to pass out and draw dicks on his face...
Ladies, men are NOT sophisticated.
ocasionally, when not drunk enough to pass out, we talk about politics
User avatar #10 - Furubatsu (01/18/2014) [-]
For girls, apparently the clitoris is very similar to the head of a penis, so I guess sex for guys is like something warm, moist and soft squeezing you clit
User avatar #45 to #10 - Loppytaffy (01/18/2014) [-]
Huh.
Well I can tell you that sex for a girl...well from the unside you really don't feel much, kinda like being prodded in the elbow when you have extreme pins and needles in the arm. Unless the penis hits your cervix, then it's like being kicked in the balls (if she screams, you've probably hit her cervix).

But a female orgasm is like a constant tightening, like clenching your butt real hard until you've clenched it to the maximum, and then it all relaxes and you instantly don't want anything touching your v-pocket for the next 30 seconds or so.
User avatar #114 to #45 - nicoquitemad (01/18/2014) [-]
That last part happens to guys too.
User avatar #297 to #114 - Loppytaffy (01/19/2014) [-]
You don't like people touching your v-pocket?
I wasn't aware men had a v-pocket...
User avatar #300 to #297 - nicoquitemad (01/19/2014) [-]
Well the outie equivalent.
User avatar #337 to #297 - McFuckUp (01/19/2014) [-]
You know in movies when the couple has just finished having sex and the guy will say like, "We can go again, I just need a minute"?
For about ten seconds after ejaculation the dick gets REALLY ******* sensitive. Like if a guy is jacking off and keeps going after he cums, it hurts like a ************ .
User avatar #430 to #337 - Loppytaffy (01/19/2014) [-]
For women it's a very raw feeling, like when you have very very dry chapped lips and then yawn.
User avatar #436 to #430 - McFuckUp (01/19/2014) [-]
A chapped vagina....that sounds terrible.
User avatar #444 to #436 - Loppytaffy (01/19/2014) [-]
It's not chapped it just feels that way, with the already stretched skin being rubbed against.
User avatar #181 to #45 - danniegurl ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
Well, the inside depends. For some girls its great.
User avatar #296 to #181 - Loppytaffy (01/19/2014) [-]
Less than 21% of girls can orgasm from inside. And even less than that with a penis in them- the gspot simply isn't within easy reach of a meat rod.
User avatar #41 - jokeface ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
I once owned a pair of cargo pants with pockets so big that I could roll up a different pair of pants and fit them in one of the pockets. Ever since then, I measure pocket capacity exclusively by whether or not I can fit other pants into them.
User avatar #75 to #41 - instakill (01/18/2014) [-]
I once had a pair of pants where the front pockets went all the way down to my knees, so when I would sleep over at my friends house I would just roll up a fleece blanket in one pocket and put all my games and crap in the other pocket
#116 to #41 - ragnagna (01/18/2014) [-]
I once carried 4 bottles of cola in the pockets of one of my cargo pants.
The capacity of the pockets is practically the only thing i look up when i buy a new pair of pants.
#57 - titsjohnson (01/18/2014) [-]
Interesting.
User avatar #71 to #57 - kanaka (01/18/2014) [-]
inb4 "athiests 1, godfags 0"
User avatar #338 to #57 - tehbawz (01/19/2014) [-]
wake up america
User avatar #3 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/18/2014) [-]
Okay seriously, can you feel our boobs when you hug us?
User avatar #5 to #3 - brandofan (01/18/2014) [-]
This can't be a serious question
User avatar #8 to #3 - technobanana (01/18/2014) [-]
If your boobs are big enough
#87 to #3 - anon (01/18/2014) [-]
Sometimes I wish I wasn't hugless  because i'd like to experience how the embrace feels, i don't even care for boobs.
Sometimes I wish I wasn't hugless because i'd like to experience how the embrace feels, i don't even care for boobs.
User avatar #162 to #3 - hates (01/18/2014) [-]
Yes, it feels like cushions on your chest, pressing against our chest when you hug us. And it feels good.
User avatar #328 to #3 - brewswillis (01/19/2014) [-]
oh yes we do. and is it awesome.
#4 to #3 - draeman (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Yes, it feels good.
#11 to #3 - kanedam ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
how should we not feel it?
i mean, girls got to feel their breasts get squeezed in a tight hug too after all.
User avatar #103 to #11 - twistedwoodthing (01/18/2014) [-]
No no, go ahead and feel that. Laying a hand on 'em and giving them a honk is going too far, but no reasonable woman is going to object to your chest feeling her chest when the two of you are pressing them against each other.

Wow, having read this post and all these comments, I'm going to be really conscious of what my boobs are doing during a hug, but in a good way.
#13 to #3 - thepenname (01/18/2014) [-]
They're mounds of flesh and fat hanging from your chest. Yes, we feel them when you press them up against our chests during a hug. And yes, we like it.
User avatar #46 to #13 - Loppytaffy (01/18/2014) [-]
I like the feel of man junk when I'm hugged form behind, so I guess it's about the same?
#93 to #46 - trivdiego (01/18/2014) [-]
wait you can feel that?

That's a completely different story

Like even if we don't have a hard on?
User avatar #107 to #93 - chompysaurus (01/18/2014) [-]
well if you're not wearing jeans, yeah we can feel it. sometimes...
User avatar #292 to #93 - Loppytaffy (01/19/2014) [-]
Yes.
And in spooning. Usually it sits nicely against our asses. We feeeeeeel it.
#344 to #292 - atma (01/19/2014) [-]
And, in turn, we get to feel dat azz
(this is why, fundamentally, nice asses are marginally better than nice boobs)
User avatar #429 to #344 - Loppytaffy (01/19/2014) [-]
Asses are universal; everyone can appreciate an ass, cos everyone has one
#435 to #429 - atma (01/19/2014) [-]
"YEAH!"
"YEAH!"
User avatar #335 to #46 - realreality (01/19/2014) [-]
I like the feel of girl trunk on my groin area when I hug a girl from behind...I guess that makes us both winners.
User avatar #17 to #13 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/18/2014) [-]
I mean, I didn't think you could feel them because I don't really feel your stomach when you hug me or your pecks. I can feel like, the hardness of your body if you're an exercise freak though, but that's about it.
User avatar #52 to #17 - kousei ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
you know, there is no way to approach this without being crude. I apologize, I just honestly can't think of a better way to but this... They're boobs, a sexual organ. Even a gay man will register that boobs are a female sexual organ, he won't care but he will notice.
#343 to #17 - shadowbringerx (01/19/2014) [-]
I, personally, don't feel them because of my tallness causing me to bend over a little. Therefore missing said boobs enough that I don't feel them.

Now that I know that some guys do feel them makes me sad, since I've never had the chance, being that apretty much every female friend I have is way shorter than me

<== MFW
User avatar #347 to #343 - monkeysniper (01/19/2014) [-]
Some short guys I know are at the perfect height to motorboat while hugging
#355 to #347 - shadowbringerx (01/19/2014) [-]
Do you know if they've taken the opportunity that us tallies can only dream of?
#402 to #355 - anon (01/19/2014) [-]
You sound like a virgin.
#447 to #402 - shadowbringerx (01/20/2014) [-]
I'm as much of a virgin as you are a 			*********		   
An I am VERY MUCH SO a virgin   
   
Me - 1   
You - 0
I'm as much of a virgin as you are a *********
An I am VERY MUCH SO a virgin

Me - 1
You - 0
#333 to #17 - anon (01/19/2014) [-]
that's because when you hug someone you don't think about it. when guys hug a someone, that is all we can think about.
#19 to #17 - thepenname (01/18/2014) [-]
You totally can feel a dude's body though. You're touching it. Maybe it's not the first thing you pay attention to, but if you stopped and thought, "Can I feel his body?" during a hug, you'd probably be able to confirm, "Yes, my body is receiving stimuli from physically contacting his body." Maybe men notice the chest area more easily 'cause tits. We like tits. And maybe sexual attraction is why you notice a guy's "hardness" if he's an exercise freak.
User avatar #21 to #19 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/18/2014) [-]
I notice the hardest cause he's not squishy like my other friends lol. Truth be told I like kinda chubby guys, I enjoy the squishy, I embrace the squishy.
#72 to #17 - ennemi (01/18/2014) [-]
well you feel them in the sense that you know boobs are there. It's not really going beyond that tho
User avatar #365 to #13 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/19/2014) [-]
Same when I hug other girls, I don't really register their boobs and I don't usually feel them either... I guess I've never thought about it.
#68 - skyelinesunrise (01/18/2014) [-]
we almost never talked about girls at sleepovers, even in highschool, there might be a brief mention of who is with who, but we spent 99% of the time playing video games, watching movies, eating pizza, and pranking each other
User avatar #74 to #68 - instakill (01/18/2014) [-]
this is true in my case unless someone didn't know what to do in their love life, in which we tried to help him decide while relentlessly making fun of him
#77 to #74 - skyelinesunrise (01/18/2014) [-]
pretty much, we'd tease each other about our relationships and stuff, but it was always focused on the guy, not the girl

oh also we lit things on fire a lot, I forgot about that. teenage boys love lighting things on fire.
User avatar #78 to #77 - instakill (01/18/2014) [-]
I have a good story about that, well I was in boyscouts for about six years, and a few months ago a couple of my scout friends from there and I were at a party and people wanted to make smores, so obviously we all looked at eachother once that idea was brought up, and without a word went outside and started building it, after about 10 minutes gathering a **** ton of wood and tinder, we built the fire up enough that it took less than a minute for the flames to grow about 4.5 feet high
User avatar #34 - xxnovey (01/18/2014) [-]
Wait so when running, a boys penis flops around just like a girls boobs would when they run? I don't have a penis, and my boobs are too small to feel anything when I run, so I have no idea what either feels like.
#426 to #34 - iom (01/19/2014) [-]
pretty much like this
#427 to #34 - iom (01/19/2014) [-]
pretty much like this
User avatar #112 to #34 - bitey (01/18/2014) [-]
post pics
User avatar #76 to #34 - stadic ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
You're suppose to wear something like compression shorts, which are just like tight spandex like underwear, so that doesn't happen. But I think that is mostly just for sport type running like track and cross country, not really for exercising casually, but I could be very wrong
Source: I have a penis and I ran cross country
One of the funny things is that the compression shorts were longer than our cross country uniform shorts, so they stuck out all the time
User avatar #94 to #34 - twistedwoodthing (01/18/2014) [-]
That's what exercize bras are for - the engineering on them when you get into higher cupsizes can be intimidating.
Of course, when you're not specifically exercising and just running up the stairs and your breasts are threatening to go all akimbo you just kind of hug yourself.
User avatar #96 to #34 - smartyben **User deleted account** (01/18/2014) [-]
mainly guys dont run fast enough for it to make a difference because guys wear underwear and underwear does its job
User avatar #97 to #34 - smartyben **User deleted account** (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you meet me at my house and find out because if you accually come ill be running
User avatar #115 to #34 - chompysaurus (01/18/2014) [-]
with big boobs it feels like something is sorta tugging on your chest, but it can be fixed by wearing a sports bra
User avatar #149 to #34 - thefunnyside (01/18/2014) [-]
Will big boobs it's rather uncomfortable. If I run to fast, or, say for example, quickly go down a flight of stairs, than it can even hurt.
#38 to #34 - anon (01/18/2014) [-]
well it only flops about when we are freestyling it.
it feels like someone keeps tapping your inner thigh softly with a naked mole rat
#111 to #38 - jonathankitty (01/18/2014) [-]
What... What the hell is this?
What... What the hell is this?
User avatar #223 to #38 - shakanaquanda (01/18/2014) [-]
anyone else get a half boner going with this?
#320 - grimmwaters ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
>Thigh-highs
#287 - gongthehawkeye (01/18/2014) [-]
....Will my penis float in water?
Excuse me while I get a bath ready.
User avatar #316 to #287 - Churd ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Just this one time, I dont think we want pics for proof. Your word will be good enough.
#317 to #316 - gongthehawkeye (01/19/2014) [-]
No, science is a very thorough process.   
I must provide proof backing up my findings.
No, science is a very thorough process.
I must provide proof backing up my findings.
User avatar #23 - sniperknug (01/18/2014) [-]
Srsly, What does your junk do when you run?
User avatar #61 to #23 - mutzaki (01/18/2014) [-]
Naked, I wouldn't really know, but I imagine it's floppy. Underwear alone keep your junk in place.
User avatar #180 to #23 - iridium ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
Depends on the pants, underpants, and whether or not the guy is flaccid, semi-flaccid, or full hardon.

Fortunately, men evolved this little, much overlooked trait where most guys' testicles are at slightly different elevations, which prevents them from constantly smacking into one another.
User avatar #265 to #180 - heartlessrobot (01/18/2014) [-]
THAT'S why my right nut hangs lower than the other. I was wondering that.
User avatar #267 to #265 - iridium ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
I was thinking the same thing. Here I thought it was abnormal, but actually it's pretty common. It's actually more beneficial than detrimental.
User avatar #268 to #267 - heartlessrobot (01/18/2014) [-]
Do your nuts ever go up into that patch of skin above your dick? Mine have started doing that when I wank cause they pull up.
User avatar #269 to #268 - iridium ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
I think you're pulling them or something.
User avatar #331 to #269 - smartasshobo (01/19/2014) [-]
It happens when you are approaching climax.

Why the **** do I know this, and why the **** are we talking about this?
User avatar #406 to #23 - zoidz (01/19/2014) [-]
Sometimes, if you get it just right, you're able to make it so whenever you walk it semi-masturbates you (pulling skin back and forth). Other times it stays uncomfortable and we have to adjust, then there are other times where it just stays completely free.
User avatar #39 to #23 - funnyrage (01/18/2014) [-]
Well, it doesn't bounce around if you have some underwear on, but then again, i never had a thing for loose underwear.
User avatar #42 to #39 - funnyrage (01/18/2014) [-]
oh yeah, and for the feeling boobs while hugging, there are some people who actually try to feel them but unless you do, you won't think about that and thus you don't even notice.
User avatar #50 to #42 - kousei ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, I try to do that lean hug with girls so i don't feel the boobs. I'm straight but a bit awkward in that regard. I'll touch boobs when I WANT to touch boobs, not accidentally while i'm saying bye.
#51 to #50 - funnyrage (01/18/2014) [-]
there still might be a noble soul in our world.   
   
pic related:MFW i read your comment.   
   
 you're all right man, you're all right.
there still might be a noble soul in our world.

pic related:MFW i read your comment.

you're all right man, you're all right.
User avatar #53 to #51 - kousei ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm a bit confused. How is that a noble sentiment? I thought that'd just spell out how much of a beta I am Don't care that I'm beta with women, I'm alpha with friends.
User avatar #54 to #53 - funnyrage (01/18/2014) [-]
nah, i don't think its beta at all, you are being a gentleman, not trying to feel every breast near you like a horny middle school child.
#55 to #54 - kousei ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
I suppose. Not sure I'd agree but hell, I'll take the compliment. Thank you.
User avatar #98 to #55 - twistedwoodthing (01/18/2014) [-]
But surely that must be difficult? I've got a pretty big chest and it's almost impossible to hug people without my boobs touching them. I'm entirely used to it, I think I'd find it strange if someone hugged me but tried to keep their distance from my chest, like they were pointing it out.
User avatar #264 to #50 - mrkek (01/18/2014) [-]
And some of us are just too tall to feel them, since we're leaning everytime we do a hug
User avatar #143 to #23 - vigilum ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
It becomes a vagina.
User avatar #208 to #23 - damianblu (01/18/2014) [-]
I never really paid attention to my dick when I'm running....
User avatar #47 to #23 - youhei (01/18/2014) [-]
that depends on what you're wearing.
User avatar #40 to #23 - smaaen ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
As long as your boxers and pants aren't too loose, it's no real issue, or if you run in shorts that has the mesh thing, it's no issue. If you run with something very lose or no boxers and a baggy pair of pants/shorts, it will flop around, hit your thigh and can cause discomfort or even pain, that's mainly the balls though.

That is how it is for me at least.
User avatar #24 to #23 - heartlessrobot (01/18/2014) [-]
If I'm running naked, it jumps up and down because if I'm running and naked I'm probably erect. It does bounce up and down normally, since I don't wear any spandex so it hangs loose.
User avatar #62 to #23 - heartlessrobot (01/18/2014) [-]
Did you ask this just so guys would talk about their flopping dicks?
User avatar #434 to #62 - sniperknug (01/19/2014) [-]
Mabey...
User avatar #437 to #434 - heartlessrobot (01/19/2014) [-]
Try going to gay board. Lots of dicks there.
User avatar #438 to #437 - sniperknug (01/19/2014) [-]
Who says I'm not there already
User avatar #440 to #439 - sniperknug (01/19/2014) [-]
Who doesn't like butts?!
User avatar #441 to #440 - heartlessrobot (01/19/2014) [-]
Weird people. Butts are amazing.
I've been told mine is nice.
User avatar #442 to #441 - sniperknug (01/19/2014) [-]
Oh yes it is
User avatar #443 to #442 - heartlessrobot (01/19/2014) [-]
Teehee…
Thank you.
User avatar #33 to #23 - randacc (01/18/2014) [-]
if my crotch has too much room in front, like loose boxers, it'll flail around rapidly and sometimes will hurt if my balls don't go into alpha formation with my penis.
#129 - kibbleking (01/18/2014) [-]
Most of my friends are asexual, and I'm asexual, so what we mostly talk about is videogames, there's nothing for it. But because of this post, I'm obliged to ask, what does sexual attraction feel like? Because I've heard it can be kind of... hard.
Most of my friends are asexual, and I'm asexual, so what we mostly talk about is videogames, there's nothing for it. But because of this post, I'm obliged to ask, what does sexual attraction feel like? Because I've heard it can be kind of... hard.
User avatar #140 to #129 - suckittrebek (01/18/2014) [-]
Like you want to sacrifice sleep, food and your family, for some schecks...
User avatar #226 to #129 - mrkek (01/18/2014) [-]
My apologies, but how old are you?
User avatar #239 to #237 - mrkek (01/18/2014) [-]
Not trying to be a douche or anything, but i might be able to answer you're question >_>
#243 to #239 - kibbleking (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm 13.6 billion years old.
User avatar #247 to #243 - mrkek (01/18/2014) [-]
I take that as you dont want to tell >____>
#257 to #247 - kibbleking (01/18/2014) [-]
Hey, I don't want this to get out if I want to go catfishing.
User avatar #261 to #257 - mrkek (01/18/2014) [-]
ALRIGHTY THEN

POINT IS - That i felt asexual until the age of 15 or 16.
#408 to #129 - xxTheJesterxx (01/19/2014) [-]
Ok, so there's something I'm curious about. Do you masturbate? If you do... how? I feel retarded just writing this. I'm trying to keep from sounding either ignorant or retarded, and I probably sound like both. But I mean, like, I don't know, it just confuses me.   
   
MFW reading what I just wrote
Ok, so there's something I'm curious about. Do you masturbate? If you do... how? I feel retarded just writing this. I'm trying to keep from sounding either ignorant or retarded, and I probably sound like both. But I mean, like, I don't know, it just confuses me.

MFW reading what I just wrote
User avatar #424 to #408 - kibbleking (01/19/2014) [-]
Well, I don't think you're retarded. I will answer your question. An asexual masturbating is like an immortal being who doesn't have a digestive system eating for the pleasure of eating, but doesn't have to because nothing will happen if he doesn't. You, on the other hand, have to eat, and emulate eating by staring at pictures of food, or food being eaten when you can't get any yourself. [porn]
I sometimes will to relieve stress, but I don't aid it with porn because it doesn't have an effect.
#425 to #424 - xxTheJesterxx (01/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, that makes sense to me. It seems like a rather simple concept in all reality. Well thanks for informing me, it's rather cool to know about something like that. And thanks for informing me in a friendly way, as well. My thumbs to you.
Yeah, that makes sense to me. It seems like a rather simple concept in all reality. Well thanks for informing me, it's rather cool to know about something like that. And thanks for informing me in a friendly way, as well. My thumbs to you.
#200 to #129 - anon (01/18/2014) [-]
"Most of my friends are too socially stunted to talk to women, and I'm ugly, so what we mostly talk about is videogames"
ftfy
User avatar #202 to #200 - kibbleking (01/18/2014) [-]
How about no.
User avatar #294 to #129 - darealsnooki (01/19/2014) [-]
Are you mentally or physically asexual?
User avatar #298 to #294 - kibbleking (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm not exactly sure what you mean, so I'm going to reply by specifying what I think you mean; I'm panromantic, but I'm asexual.
User avatar #299 to #298 - darealsnooki (01/19/2014) [-]
If I'm not mistaken, you have both male and female genitalia?
#301 to #299 - kibbleking (01/19/2014) [-]
That's hysterical.
User avatar #307 to #301 - darealsnooki (01/19/2014) [-]
Yea.

Speaking of which, I might start a fanbase of wanting them both. YOU'LL SEE!! It will become famous on the interwebz!!.

It is my dream to have a penis and vagina, and it is another dream to have them being able to touch each other
User avatar #308 to #307 - kibbleking (01/19/2014) [-]
**** yourself.
User avatar #309 to #308 - darealsnooki (01/19/2014) [-]
Thats what I want to do

Now if only my penis was uncircumcised, and longer than 5 inches
User avatar #310 to #309 - kibbleking (01/19/2014) [-]
Just making sure you caught on.
User avatar #311 to #310 - darealsnooki (01/19/2014) [-]
Bingo!
User avatar #166 to #129 - holycrapimacupcake (01/18/2014) [-]
It can be hard and it has moments where you may want to kill someone, but when you walk in from work every night and you see your loved one waiting for you, it makes everything worth it.
User avatar #177 to #166 - kibbleking (01/18/2014) [-]
I find people aesthetically pleasing, but I just don't have a desire to have sex with anyone.
User avatar #179 to #177 - holycrapimacupcake (01/18/2014) [-]
Not everyone does, and that's okay. no sex loving commie.
User avatar #187 to #179 - kibbleking (01/18/2014) [-]
I figure the reason I don't read/watch that much manga/anime is because I don't find any interest in the sex-appeal that seems to be running rampant in most of them.
User avatar #192 to #187 - holycrapimacupcake (01/18/2014) [-]
This...is actually a good point.
User avatar #195 to #129 - llamagaga (01/18/2014) [-]
Honestly I wish I was asexual. Sexuality causes so much pain and jealousy. I'd rather just be single and live the good life if I could bring myself to do so.
#141 to #129 - toensix (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm assuming you're talking about feeling horny. Well it's kind of a combination between smelling really good food and wanting to eat it and that feeling you get when you stretch after waking up.
I'm assuming you're talking about feeling horny. Well it's kind of a combination between smelling really good food and wanting to eat it and that feeling you get when you stretch after waking up.
#190 to #141 - kaycie (01/18/2014) [-]
Damn, that's actually a really good description of what its like..
Damn, that's actually a really good description of what its like..
#145 - fagaloneon (01/18/2014) [-]
the second one
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