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twinkle twinkle little prick
you have a really tiny dick
stop shaming girls for who they
screw
just because it isn' t you
gre‘ acurate:
I can' t hang out tomorrow i' m too
busy doing nothing alone sorry
simmer
If I ever see you guys in real life
I' m screaming your URL as loud
as I can
I dare you.
one time this kid sneezed in
class and i said "goodnight"
basically my social skills
i seriously laughed at this hr like 3
years
it' s kinda funny how when you
get older you start to enjoy the
things you hated as a kid like
taking naps and getting
spanked
the second one was kind of
unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
I can hear my brother have sex with
his girlfriend next door and there is
just a lot of bed creaking and I just
heard her say 'Are you even trying?'
and I laughed so hard my brother
came into the room to tell me to ****
off
taillow:
is that a knife in your pocket or are
you just happy to yeah **** he' s got
a knife everyone run
my grandpa has a date tonight
and hes really old and in a
wheelchair and has to drag
around this breathing machine but
hes just sitting there waiting for
the hospice shuttle to take him to
pick up his date and he looks
SUPER EXCITED and its the cutest
thing Ne ever seen
update he came home and i asked
him how it went and he said, "i
should have taken an extra tank of
oxygen because she took my
BREATH AWAY"
today i accidentally dropped my
pencil and when i reached down to
get it i had this really awkward hand
touch with a guy that was going to
pick it up for me and he goes "oh i
see how it is" with a flirty face and i
panicked so i Just blurted 'Tm a
lesbian" and then he got really quiet
glammetal:
so i came up with a joke the other
day while i was showering
and it' s quite possibly the dumbest
thing We ever thought
but i laughed for a good tive minutes
out loud in the shower
my mom thought something was
wrong with me
okay here was an attorney defends
a man sued for walking around town
in his underwear. it was a brief
case.
mime
when i was in tth grade a boy liked
me but i thought he was annoying,
so on the playground he tried to ask
me to be his girlfriend and i said no
and i had to think of an excuse so i
started hugging a tree and i told him
the tree was my boyfriend. then later
i saw him kicking the tree and i felt
kinda bad
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR
TO CATCH T IN MY MOUTH
BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND
HYTHE CHUNG AND THERE
WAS A SPADER THERE AND
THE SPIDER FELL AND SO
DID THE GRAPE AND THEY
BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE
AND I STILL HAVEN' T
STOPPED SCREAMING
read the first line in my head in
an tune clean me maybe rm so
stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I wanna catch it i swear
It hit a spider that tell
and now they' re on my has
I ALMOST GOT INTO A CAR
CRASH JUST NOW MY LAST
WORDS WOULD' BEEN "THAT
CLOUD LOOKS LIKE A DICK."
STOP REBLOGGING THIS YOU
ASSHOLES I COULD’ DIED
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England and
gray m
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like you KIDDING
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THIS SINCE IRAS
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WHAT ABOUT CANADA.
may
WHAT ABOUT .. 2
one time this guy was hitting on me
and he said 'Tm loving the whole
blonde hair, blue eyes thing" and I
said "so did hitler" I literally said that
to a person
my Junie insect is ill! tty because " name is actually
what d 6003
so does a use
an yes. the allusive use known lo! owing
you have not
experienced true panic
until you come face to
face with an
overflowing toilet
at a trated' s house
During a lane): party.
And that' s the only bathroom.
And there' s a line.
what depths of hell did you guys
spawn from
true self control is waiting until
the movie starts to eat your
popcorn
why would the movie eat my
popcorn
in Mesh,?
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#302 - rebuttal (10/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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top of the front page i thank all of you bastards for this
top of the front page i thank all of you bastards for this
#4 - bobillho (10/28/2013) [-]
dat last one
dat last one
#296 to #4 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
you ******* nazi
User avatar #175 to #4 - exotic (10/29/2013) [-]
I don't understand the last one
User avatar #176 to #175 - exotic (10/29/2013) [-]
nevermind i get it
#180 to #176 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
faggot
User avatar #86 to #4 - tacticalhog ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Can anyone explain the last one please?
#104 to #86 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
"Wait until the movie starts to eat your popcorn"

That can be taken two ways. The normal way, which is that you wait until the movie starts before you eat your popcorn. Or the way that the reply assumes he meant, which is that you wait until the movie is the thing eating your popcorn.
User avatar #101 to #86 - Durp (10/29/2013) [-]
The hardest part of a movie is waiting until the film starts before you begin to eat your popcorn.

The way it was typed out read as if the movie itself was eating your popcorn.
#1 - kampi (10/28/2013) [-]
"grG'DAYMATEy"
"grG'DAYMATEy"
#298 to #1 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
go suck a dick
User avatar #144 to #1 - demacianhooker ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
I am Australian and I can confirm this.
#8 to #1 - bonlino (10/28/2013) [-]
i lost my 			****		 too.
i lost my **** too.
#12 to #1 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
The 51st shade of gray.
#128 - I Am Monkey (10/29/2013) [-]
I'm impressed; nobody replied "done", "I can't", "omg" or "did you just?"
User avatar #272 to #128 - onewithpokerface (10/29/2013) [-]
I seriously literally have been laughing at this for three years
User avatar #317 to #128 - applesdontpee (05/24/2014) [-]
i read "i have lost the ability to tucan" wow this was from 7 months ago
#149 to #128 - aldheim (10/29/2013) [-]
Until you did it.
User avatar #174 to #128 - bagguhsleep (10/29/2013) [-]
did
you
really think we would do that? It was a pretty funny post -- granted, some were on the annoying run-on essay type, but it wasn't too bad. I hate that **** as much as the next guy, but sometimes you have to stop, think, and realize that tumblr and funnyjunk are made up of almost completely different people with different tastes who belong to a community with an entirely different aptitude for expression.
#208 to #183 - playerdous (10/29/2013) [-]
That's
That's
#127 - organicglory (10/29/2013) [-]
is that a knife in your pocket or oh **** thats a knife everyone run
User avatar #15 - skullzer (10/29/2013) [-]
Tumblr really varies from time to time. Sometimes it's cancerous and other times it's really ******* funny
User avatar #305 to #15 - cacachaud (10/29/2013) [-]
listen here you piece of ****
User avatar #217 to #15 - bluedwarf (10/29/2013) [-]
Damn those cool new websites I can't even figure out how to use it, where is the funny and how do you comment.
User avatar #53 to #15 - KingJuan (10/29/2013) [-]
just like funnyjunk
#123 to #53 - shadowxmarrow (10/29/2013) [-]
just like every website actually.
every good website has its cancer, its a shame that tumblr's is most very well known
User avatar #26 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
At the first one, a guy asks you for sex and when you say no the first thing they wanna call you is a whore.

This turd tried to convince me into having sex with him and when I kept saying no and finally asking why he was getting so mad he says "I'm not mad I'm just annoyed because "I've been so patient with you and now you're saying no." Like what the **** does that even mean? Can someone explain?
#29 to #26 - deletedmyaccount (10/29/2013) [-]
The first one is stupid because if anyone sleeps with a lot of people, they're increasing their risk of sexually transmitted diseases. There's a reason people make fun of those who sleep around, and it's not "just because." It's because their actions are unwise.
User avatar #52 to #29 - goodcheese (10/29/2013) [-]
1. condoms
2. guys aren't called whores
3. it's not really anybody else's business who somebody sleeps with. if a guy wants to get some pussy that's his decision; if a girl wants to get some dick that's her decision. i fail to see why wanting to have sex is such a bad thing.

#56 to #52 - deletedmyaccount (10/29/2013) [-]
1. You're correct. Condoms are super-wise.
2. Guys should be called whores, and the only reason they're not is because women are too smitten with them (otherwise, how could they be whores?), and the guys that are jealous are such losers that no one cares what they say.
3. That's true, unless they are a prospective mate. In which case, knowing their sexual history could be hugely important.

I'm not saying sluts are bad people, necessarily, but they're decisions aren't wise, and people who want to avoid them aren't bad people, either.
User avatar #66 to #56 - goodcheese (10/29/2013) [-]
right but the word carries weight and calling somebody a whore or a slut comes prepackaged with the connotation that you don't approve of their private sexual history. guys aren't called whores because men have been taught since day one that they should always want sex and are entitled to have pleasure if they do enough things to earn sex and women are taught from day one that they should be sexy but not sexual, that their pleasure is not important, and they should use sex for what they want, not because they actually enjoy it. it's a horrible societal expectations for both genders because it turns sex into a transaction that men are trying to buy and women are selling.

and yes people have a right to not date somebody they do not want to for any reason including that person's sexual history. but that doesn't make the other person bad. "sluts'" decisions may very well be unwise but it's their decision to make and there are ways to protect oneself if one chooses to engage in sex. smoking tobacco is unwise but if you smoke it in a hookah as opposed to a cigarette it's significantly less harmful. if you have many sexual partners that can be unwise but if you protect yourself with condoms and the like, it is significantly less harmful
#69 to #66 - deletedmyaccount (10/29/2013) [-]
I'm not disagreeing with any of your points, but may I ask one question? I do hope it doesn't seem like I'm trying to offend you.

If someone has the right to choose to have many sexual partners, then why does someone not have the right to think less of them?

And who says women aren't supposed to enjoy sex? Hell, if I had sex and the woman didn't LOVE it, I feel like I did it wrong...

But you're totally right about the "guys think they're entitled to sex after doing so many things." That's where the idea of the friendzone came from, and people like that drive me up the wall.
User avatar #77 to #69 - goodcheese (10/29/2013) [-]
nah it doesn't offend me at all. you have the right to think less of them but I disagree with it. I personally don't have sex outside of relationships. it's just my own personal level of comfort and i would like a romantic partner who shares similar ideals. just like I enjoy various other activities and experiences and have certain paradigms about this world and i would hope a partner is similar in these tastes. however i don't condemn or think less of people who have different activities, experiences, paradigms and sexual history because i don't see anything bad about it, just different. would you think less of a person if their taste in music was different than yours? or would you just see it as a personal preference that has no bearing on the kind of person they are. a person's sex-life doesn't determine their worth.

and a lot of people do think that women are supposed to enjoy sex of course. but the message young girls get from the media and their parents and other parts of society is that their pleasure is secondary to a man's and that sex is something they should only have if a guy has "earned it" not if they actually want it. fortunately that is starting to change and both genders are beginning to realize that it is up to the individual to determine their own level of comfort with varying degrees of sex in quality and quantity.
#78 to #77 - deletedmyaccount (10/29/2013) [-]
1. I don't think less of "slutty" people. But then, I'm not often around them.
2. I TOTALLY THINK LESS OF PEOPLE WITH DIFFERENT MUSICAL TASTES.
User avatar #81 to #78 - goodcheese (10/29/2013) [-]
of course i didn't think you did. i was just making an analogy. people often confuse not sharing a similar preference/paradigm/history as meaning that they other is actually bad in some way when it's just different.
#223 to #66 - weenieandthebutt (10/29/2013) [-]
You are such a cunt-destroying beta whiteknight fag that it's unbelievable. Guys aren't called whores because we actually work for it, women on the otherhand can easily get it. Getting laid is a chore for men whereas it's a choice for women. In the animal kingdom in general, although the male and female population are roughly equal, the number of male sex cells far outweigh the number of female sex cells. This automatically places women as the more valuable gender where males do all the approaching, compete with each other and win the female over who's the main prize. Also, just because a male is more encouraged to have sex doesn't mean that we're a bunch of 'entitled' assholes.   
   
 Men are evolutionary predetermined to copulate with as many female partners, women on the other hand are not. It's evident from the fact that women are especially more picky and selective than their male counter part and complain when loads of guys hit on them. From a biological perspective, women can get pregnant easily and if a woman were to be polygynous, the child could be anyone's and no one wants to rear a child that isn't there's. In some species, it's more evolutionary favourable for males to copulate with many females than it is vice-versa, which would ensure the highest rate of survival for that population.   
   
I'm not saying that a woman can't ever have a one-night stand ever 'cause that'd be quite oppressive. Just saying that there are certain boundaries. If they enjoy sex, by all means go for it but whatever emotional problems they face, that's their own problem. A woman can do whatever they want with their body but to be immune from judgement is absurd. Everyone has a right to their opinion and their own internalised thoughts. If they don't wanna be called 'sluts', then maybe they should either keep their sex lives private or hang out with different people who won't judge them.    
   
Also, virgin women are deemed as strong and respectable whereas virgin men are losers.
You are such a cunt-destroying beta whiteknight fag that it's unbelievable. Guys aren't called whores because we actually work for it, women on the otherhand can easily get it. Getting laid is a chore for men whereas it's a choice for women. In the animal kingdom in general, although the male and female population are roughly equal, the number of male sex cells far outweigh the number of female sex cells. This automatically places women as the more valuable gender where males do all the approaching, compete with each other and win the female over who's the main prize. Also, just because a male is more encouraged to have sex doesn't mean that we're a bunch of 'entitled' assholes.

Men are evolutionary predetermined to copulate with as many female partners, women on the other hand are not. It's evident from the fact that women are especially more picky and selective than their male counter part and complain when loads of guys hit on them. From a biological perspective, women can get pregnant easily and if a woman were to be polygynous, the child could be anyone's and no one wants to rear a child that isn't there's. In some species, it's more evolutionary favourable for males to copulate with many females than it is vice-versa, which would ensure the highest rate of survival for that population.

I'm not saying that a woman can't ever have a one-night stand ever 'cause that'd be quite oppressive. Just saying that there are certain boundaries. If they enjoy sex, by all means go for it but whatever emotional problems they face, that's their own problem. A woman can do whatever they want with their body but to be immune from judgement is absurd. Everyone has a right to their opinion and their own internalised thoughts. If they don't wanna be called 'sluts', then maybe they should either keep their sex lives private or hang out with different people who won't judge them.

Also, virgin women are deemed as strong and respectable whereas virgin men are losers.
#57 to #56 - deletedmyaccount (10/29/2013) [-]
their* decisons
#209 to #52 - weenieandthebutt (10/29/2013) [-]
Sexual double standards exist for reasons. There's nothing remotely empowering about the whole sleeping around thing, it's just plain sleazy (even for guys). Women who engage in sleeping around often enter this viscous cycle where they feel good about themselves during the moment but afterwards feel **** about themselves as if they'd been 'used' for sex. They're either emotionally unstable, have poor self-esteem or they're just typical unclassy whores with no respectable boundaries. Guys like me at least get props because we actually have to work hard for this **** . I've had to work hard to come out of my introverted shell, work on my social skills, work on my confidence, even physically workout and diet. I didn't get my regular make out sessions til the age of 21 and eventhough I've got a fair set of muscles, abs and a really attractive body by female standards, I still can't get laid to save my life. It takes no skill on the other hand for females to get laid and even the ugliest, fattest and most obnoxious of all munters can easily get it as long as they put out.
User avatar #275 to #209 - bladebites (10/29/2013) [-]
(2/2) Also, your statement "Also, I'll stop thinking less of slutty women until they stop thinking less of virgin men." isn't helping your case. You say sexual shaming goes both ways, but contributing to one won't stop the other. The solution is to engage in neither. That's the equivalent of the fifth grade "I won't say sorry until he does!" thing. Complaining that women do something and then doing the exact same thing (even under that pretense) is unbelievably hypocritical. I know you fairly well, so I know you're not a "fedora faggot", but you have to stop trying to be positive towards men by being negative to women.
The sexual double standard is not correct and frankly I shouldn't be judged for having any more or less sex than my male friends based entirely on my gender. Sex is not an accomplishment, and the fact that it's treated that way is another PROBLEM, not a reason it's okay to shame one gender and not the other based entirely on who they decide to rub their genitals on and how often. Neither are okay, and one doesn't justify the other.
User avatar #289 to #275 - weenieandthebutt (10/29/2013) [-]
It's true evolutionary traits can only go as far but even looking at it from a societal point of view, women have that sexual leverage where they can get it far easier than men. That's where the whole props thing comes from where men get praised whereas for women, it's just expected (even whilst putting slut-shaming aside). There are even widely diverse social-study fields associated with picking up women, the whole seduction industry where men from around the world have paid hundreds of dollars to learn how to attract women and get laid. It's really not easy at all, that's why sex feels like an 'accomplishment'. Whenever my girl mates have told me about some hot guy they got off with, I just give that 'meh' response 'cause what do you expect when you're a fairly attractive woman.

I'm not as fundamental or as old fashioned to believe that virginity is a 'sacred thing' that should only be saved for after marriage or engaged in absolute romance. Having a sex partner or friends with benefits is innocent nor do I feel it's 'unwise' in my opinion, nothing wrong with the odd one-night stand with a stranger but I just feel that there are certain boundaries when you put yourself up there for sale, willing to bang multiple males each week.

Personally, I've never slut-shamed anyone directly. I'm not some fedora-wearing entitled fag who expects women to put out for me but call them sluts when they reject me and do other men instead. As for virgin-shaming, what I had a problem with is people shaming me directly for it, not exhibiting that internalised thought. In other words, I wouldn't get overly-offended if someone gave an opinion that brands virgin men as betas, but I wouldn't like it if someone shamed me directly. It's not nice for people being complete dicks to slut-shame one directly but they do have a right to their own internalised personal opinion.
User avatar #291 to #289 - bladebites (10/29/2013) [-]
It is a lot easier for women to get laid, my point was that it doesn't make the double standard okay at all. All it does is explain why it exists.
I actually agree with your entire comment.
User avatar #306 to #291 - weenieandthebutt (10/29/2013) [-]
Double standards definitely exist for substantial reasons but whether it's acceptable to look down on a women engaging in sexual activity is another question. Like I said earlier, I believe women should be able to engage in harmless fun without feeling some sense of guilt for it, maybe in the near future where they go as far as banging multiple men a week but they'll never get the same 'props' that men get (unless it was some hopelessly unattractive girl or something). If it's any consolation, I've been called a "narcissistic douche" for posting pictures of my body and had my fair share of criticism.
User avatar #315 to #306 - bladebites (10/30/2013) [-]
I don't need to be consoled, but I find it kind of dumb that they would call you narcissistic. You worked for it, it makes sense to be proud of it. Especially considering you did a REALLY good job.
I don't expect women to get "props" unless they banged a ridiculously hot/hard to get dude in a typical setting, but the fact of the matter is the double standard is ridiculous. Also, you have to remember that it's not that easy for women to get laid. Contrary to popular belief, most guys aren't desperate perverts that bang what/whoever offers, and it takes a fair amount of effort to have confidence for both genders. You made a huge point about how hard you worked to be in good shape and be considered attractive and how hard it is to break out of an introverted shell, but you completely ignored the fact that a LOT of women (if not most) have to do the exact same thing.
It's usually easier for women to for example pick someone up at a bar, but that's about as far as it goes. It's only notably easier for women to get sex in a setting where people go TO GET LAID. Other than that, it is not the cake walk you're playing it off as. :/
User avatar #274 to #209 - bladebites (10/29/2013) [-]
(1/2) I usually agree with your points, but I have to call you out on this: evolutionary traits only go so far, and you have to recognize people as PEOPLE, not bilogical genders. As in, human beings with personalities. Those points are so generalized that they're barely solid, and so many of the things said in that picture are ridiculous claims based on the fact that they refer to an entire gender as one cohesive unit. ANY claim that sounds anything like "women like this" or "men like this" is ridiculous, because all people are different. Different women like different things, and unless you live in a TV show, women don't all want an "alpha male". Even saying the majority of women do is going out on a limb.
Frankly, I like sex, and though I'm currently a virgin, I don't take it too seriously. I'm not a romantic person, but I'm kinky. I've got a friends with benefits relationship pending and I'm not in love with the guy. I trust him and we're good friends. We're just casual about it. It's not "evolutionary this" or "women do that"; it's us, as people, not thinking too much of sex and having some fun. Is it kind of a slutty thing to do? Some people might think so, but I've never considered virginity a scared thing and have always looked at sex as "fun" not "romantic", and I'll probably do this sort of thing in the future. Maybe it's unwise, but it's my decision and I plan to be careful about it. It has nothing to do with me being a woman. It's my personality and my belief (because yes, women have those).
It is not okay to shame a woman for having sex with five people and praise a man for doing it just because it's hard for men to do it. The fact of the matter is they did the same damn thing and it was their decision. The woman has done nothing wrong, and the man has done nothing extraordinary. The fact that sex is treated as something to be won is a problem in itself, not a justification for men to get praised for the exact same thing a woman would get insulted for.
User avatar #210 to #209 - weenieandthebutt (10/29/2013) [-]
Also, I'll stop thinking less of slutty women until they stop thinking less of virgin men. Sexual-shaming goes both ways.
User avatar #30 to #29 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
I was just pointing out that if a girl says no to sex the butthurt guy will insult her by calling her a whore, slut or some variation of those almost 9 out of 10 times.
#32 to #30 - deletedmyaccount (10/29/2013) [-]
Well those guys are idiots, for not understanding how human beings work...
User avatar #266 to #26 - bladebites (10/29/2013) [-]
It means he's being an entitled douche and apparently thinks you owe him sex at some point. Sex is not an automatic right, it pisses me off when people act like they're entitled to it and you're being a bitch for not providing it. It's not even just the guys, a chick did that to my friend last week. She said something along the lines of "I'm not going out with you for NOTHING".
Seriously? You've gotta be freaking kidding me. I'd assume you were going out with him to go out with him.
#139 to #26 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
Same thing happened with me once. A guy got so offended and told me I was disrespecting him just because I didn't want to have sex right away.
#31 to #26 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
it means he has a secret stash of fedoras.
#113 - phaegitt (10/29/2013) [-]
Congrats, you made it to the comments.
#121 to #113 - boomshakalarka (10/29/2013) [-]
Ah, an oldie but goldie.
User avatar #115 to #113 - nyangiraffe ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Is that Tim Allen in the bottom right?
#116 to #115 - phaegitt (10/29/2013) [-]
he can be anything you want him to be ;)
User avatar #125 to #115 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/29/2013) [-]
I have seem your comments on content before. Juts now I realized that's Annie.

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#151 to #125 - nyangiraffe ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Yup yup
Yup yup
#96 - FightClub (10/29/2013) [-]
just last week i was talking with somebody and when we were saying goodbyes i said "what's up"

i didn't even correct myself
User avatar #6 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
You know, as long as his dick is at least the size of a finger, unless you're a cunt and don't help him figure out where to put it so it feels best for you, he'll be able to get you off.
#36 to #6 - boylan (10/29/2013) [-]
I bet you made the majority of men on this site sigh with relief.
User avatar #312 to #36 - heartlessrobot (10/29/2013) [-]
And if that's not enough, as long as it's long enough to get past my lips, I might be willing to suck it.
#259 to #36 - lokkeduen (10/29/2013) [-]
i allready knew and agree with this, but still it was a relief to read this
#251 - DontDeleteMeAgain (10/29/2013) [-]
an entire tumblr comp without a single "Im so done" or "did you just" im impressed OP
an entire tumblr comp without a single "Im so done" or "did you just" im impressed OP
User avatar #264 to #251 - mutzaki (10/29/2013) [-]
Maybe it's just me, but I find the over use of caps and ridiculous exaggerations of how much they laugh, to be equally annoying. Like, I enjoy ****** puns, but I don't claim to laugh for 30 minutes when I hear them.
User avatar #270 to #264 - DontDeleteMeAgain (10/29/2013) [-]
I think its part of the culture, like how we exaggerate the importance of opinions for example. I equate "help me im dying" to "OP is a faggot" its just what they/we do. If you ever look at how other sites see FJ, they tend to speak of it the way we speak of tumblr, one part curiosity, one part aprehension, one part arrogence. Just like how cultures see each other in real life I suppose
User avatar #271 to #269 - DontDeleteMeAgain (10/29/2013) [-]
I get out? but you were justleaving
#7 - Einsty (10/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#5 - mudkipftw (10/28/2013) [-]
******* lost it at the lesbian one.
#268 - hauntzor (10/29/2013) [-]
"I'm loving the whole 'blond hair, blue eyes' thing."   
"So did Hitler."   
   
If that isn't the smoothest "I'm not interested" line ever spoken, then I don't know what is.
"I'm loving the whole 'blond hair, blue eyes' thing."
"So did Hitler."

If that isn't the smoothest "I'm not interested" line ever spoken, then I don't know what is.
User avatar #279 to #268 - yunoknow (10/29/2013) [-]
Nein.
#49 - azraelthemage (10/29/2013) [-]
I once ran over a hive of yellow jackets with a lawn mower.
User avatar #75 to #49 - johnnyiscool (10/29/2013) [-]
It's like the best feeling in the world, isn't it?
User avatar #76 to #75 - azraelthemage (10/29/2013) [-]
Getting attacked by the hive's pissed off inhabitants? Totally.
User avatar #80 to #76 - johnnyiscool (10/29/2013) [-]
They don't get the chance to attack. Those ******* get all kinds of murdered.
User avatar #82 to #80 - azraelthemage (10/29/2013) [-]
They definitely attacked me.
#257 - isenseven (10/29/2013) [-]
So it's come to this... 2 years ago, if you posted something with even a tumblr watermark, it'd immediately get thumbed down.

Now, here we are with half the front page just being screen caps of tumblr posts, all of which, people using that generic "over exaggerating but still seeming relaxed" tone.

Cmon guys, you're better than this.
User avatar #277 to #257 - ashee (10/29/2013) [-]
I feel man. I feel.
#179 - devilone (10/29/2013) [-]
I'm probably over thinking it but the bee is known for BEING, as in existing
User avatar #181 to #179 - spermanentthreat (10/29/2013) [-]
I laughed to hard at this one

I thought that was the joke. Kind of subliminal
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