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twinkle twinkle little prick
you have a really tiny dick
stop shaming girls for who they
screw
just because it isn' t you
gre‘ acurate:
I can' t hang out tomorrow i' m too
busy doing nothing alone sorry
simmer
If I ever see you guys in real life
I' m screaming your URL as loud
as I can
I dare you.
one time this kid sneezed in
class and i said "goodnight"
basically my social skills
i seriously laughed at this hr like 3
years
it' s kinda funny how when you
get older you start to enjoy the
things you hated as a kid like
taking naps and getting
spanked
the second one was kind of
unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
I can hear my brother have sex with
his girlfriend next door and there is
just a lot of bed creaking and I just
heard her say 'Are you even trying?'
and I laughed so hard my brother
came into the room to tell me to ****
off
taillow:
is that a knife in your pocket or are
you just happy to yeah **** he' s got
a knife everyone run
my grandpa has a date tonight
and hes really old and in a
wheelchair and has to drag
around this breathing machine but
hes just sitting there waiting for
the hospice shuttle to take him to
pick up his date and he looks
SUPER EXCITED and its the cutest
thing Ne ever seen
update he came home and i asked
him how it went and he said, "i
should have taken an extra tank of
oxygen because she took my
BREATH AWAY"
today i accidentally dropped my
pencil and when i reached down to
get it i had this really awkward hand
touch with a guy that was going to
pick it up for me and he goes "oh i
see how it is" with a flirty face and i
panicked so i Just blurted 'Tm a
lesbian" and then he got really quiet
glammetal:
so i came up with a joke the other
day while i was showering
and it' s quite possibly the dumbest
thing We ever thought
but i laughed for a good tive minutes
out loud in the shower
my mom thought something was
wrong with me
okay here was an attorney defends
a man sued for walking around town
in his underwear. it was a brief
case.
mime
when i was in tth grade a boy liked
me but i thought he was annoying,
so on the playground he tried to ask
me to be his girlfriend and i said no
and i had to think of an excuse so i
started hugging a tree and i told him
the tree was my boyfriend. then later
i saw him kicking the tree and i felt
kinda bad
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR
TO CATCH T IN MY MOUTH
BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND
HYTHE CHUNG AND THERE
WAS A SPADER THERE AND
THE SPIDER FELL AND SO
DID THE GRAPE AND THEY
BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE
AND I STILL HAVEN' T
STOPPED SCREAMING
read the first line in my head in
an tune clean me maybe rm so
stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I wanna catch it i swear
It hit a spider that tell
and now they' re on my has
I ALMOST GOT INTO A CAR
CRASH JUST NOW MY LAST
WORDS WOULD' BEEN "THAT
CLOUD LOOKS LIKE A DICK."
STOP REBLOGGING THIS YOU
ASSHOLES I COULD’ DIED
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at salad
in int
still no!
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war
In my in
England and
gray m
Amara.
like you KIDDING
its no BEEN
THIS SINCE IRAS
mus use Ts
not
uemm
WHAT ABOUT CANADA.
may
WHAT ABOUT .. 2
one time this guy was hitting on me
and he said 'Tm loving the whole
blonde hair, blue eyes thing" and I
said "so did hitler" I literally said that
to a person
my Junie insect is ill! tty because " name is actually
what d 6003
so does a use
an yes. the allusive use known lo! owing
you have not
experienced true panic
until you come face to
face with an
overflowing toilet
at a trated' s house
During a lane): party.
And that' s the only bathroom.
And there' s a line.
what depths of hell did you guys
spawn from
true self control is waiting until
the movie starts to eat your
popcorn
why would the movie eat my
popcorn
in Mesh,?
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#302 - rebuttal (10/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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top of the front page i thank all of you bastards for this
top of the front page i thank all of you bastards for this
#4 - bobillho (10/28/2013) [+] (7 replies)
dat last one
dat last one
#1 - kampi (10/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"grG'DAYMATEy"
"grG'DAYMATEy"
#127 - organicglory (10/29/2013) [-]
is that a knife in your pocket or oh **** thats a knife everyone run
#132 - ainise (10/29/2013) [+] (17 replies)
If a girl says "I'm a lesbian" just return "Hey, I'm a fan of the pussy too" or some **** . Don't beta out, most lesbians are bi.
User avatar #155 to #132 - iHAXnoobs (10/29/2013) [-]
"most lesbians are bi"
most
lesbians
are
bi
do you even understand what the **** you just said?
#128 - I Am Monkey (10/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm impressed; nobody replied "done", "I can't", "omg" or "did you just?"
#113 - phaegitt (10/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Congrats, you made it to the comments.
#183 - maaarknuuuut ONLINE (10/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#268 - hauntzor (10/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"I'm loving the whole 'blond hair, blue eyes' thing."   
"So did Hitler."   
   
If that isn't the smoothest "I'm not interested" line ever spoken, then I don't know what is.
"I'm loving the whole 'blond hair, blue eyes' thing."
"So did Hitler."

If that isn't the smoothest "I'm not interested" line ever spoken, then I don't know what is.
User avatar #15 - skullzer (10/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Tumblr really varies from time to time. Sometimes it's cancerous and other times it's really ******* funny
User avatar #26 - hoponthefeelstrain (10/29/2013) [+] (23 replies)
At the first one, a guy asks you for sex and when you say no the first thing they wanna call you is a whore.

This turd tried to convince me into having sex with him and when I kept saying no and finally asking why he was getting so mad he says "I'm not mad I'm just annoyed because "I've been so patient with you and now you're saying no." Like what the **** does that even mean? Can someone explain?
User avatar #74 - missrainbowdash (10/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
swiggity swag I'm a fag
#89 to #74 - ragdollomg (10/29/2013) [-]
was there any need for that.
was there any need for that.
#96 - FightClub (10/29/2013) [-]
just last week i was talking with somebody and when we were saying goodbyes i said "what's up"

i didn't even correct myself
User avatar #6 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You know, as long as his dick is at least the size of a finger, unless you're a cunt and don't help him figure out where to put it so it feels best for you, he'll be able to get you off.
#251 - DontDeleteMeAgain (10/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
an entire tumblr comp without a single "Im so done" or "did you just" im impressed OP
an entire tumblr comp without a single "Im so done" or "did you just" im impressed OP
#7 - Einsty (10/28/2013) [-]
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#5 - mudkipftw (10/28/2013) [-]
******* lost it at the lesbian one.
#236 - dickticklerluv (10/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The day has finally come where FJ sinks so low as to have a tumblr comp

And to add insult to injury it's number one on the front page
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