Trying to have sex in a dream. .. when i get in fights in dreams i tend to have the strength of a wet noodle. sadly this is an improvement
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User avatar #15 - mchurtstab ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
when i get in fights in dreams i tend to have the strength of a wet noodle.

sadly this is an improvement
User avatar #32 to #15 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
a dream is basically your thoughts. Think about your punch hurting them, and it will work
User avatar #39 to #15 - codfourmotherfkers ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
I think it's because in your sub-conscious, you are not confident in your self, and you fell as if you your self are weak. That's what my therapist told me when I asked him about it.
User avatar #124 to #15 - drewhamster (10/11/2013) [-]
I guess I'm the only one, but in my dreams I'm crazy strong when it comes to fighting.
User avatar #169 to #15 - drldrl (10/11/2013) [-]
Someone once explained this to me. I can't remember exactly how they did, but it had to do with your brain trying to move your body, but being unable to do so.
User avatar #192 to #169 - ruraidhri (10/11/2013) [-]
I think it's something to do with your body being paralyzed when you sleep. Other wise you'd be doing crazy **** all around your room.
#172 to #15 - Rascal (10/11/2013) [-]
**** like that happens to me when i need to run in a dream, when there is something urgent and I need to start running it feels like I'm running underwater or my legs are being dragged down by quick sand.
User avatar #194 to #15 - fagaloneon (10/11/2013) [-]
I usually get really argo in my dreams and beat the ******* out of someone but then everyone hates me in the dream and i wake up angry
User avatar #21 to #15 - uneducated (10/10/2013) [-]
I think it's because when you are trying to punch in your dream you are actually moving your arms around your bed, hence why you feel so wear.

just a theory thought.
User avatar #47 to #21 - yunogasaii (10/11/2013) [-]
You become paralyzed once sleeping, or at least during parts of it. Have you ever woken up from a nightmare or such and you couldn't move at all?
User avatar #22 to #21 - uneducated (10/10/2013) [-]
*weak
User avatar #41 to #15 - IceViper (10/11/2013) [-]
>Be me, fighting a black dog in a dream.
>I am beating the ******* **** out of it
>i keep thinking its dead
>no signs of pain, just comes back and attacks me
>one of my scarier nightmares due to the feeling of doom because the dog was seemingly invincible.
#37 to #15 - xsolicitedsilkx (10/11/2013) [-]
God, I always thought that was weird as **** . Like in my nightmares, when I try to fight back or do anything that requires alot of strength, every time I swing or.. do whatever at the time that would benefit myself or another, I'd find that I'm slow, or no matter how hard I try, all I achieve is gentle kitten nudges. It's disorienting and makes me panic / incredibly frustrated.
I'm glad that I panic though. The disturbance helps me wake up. But I end up crying after.
#202 to #37 - swiggityswoner (10/11/2013) [-]
Yeah I had a zombie dream once and they were all flooding into the house, ya know, World War Z style. I was lucky enough to find a pickaxe but I underestimated just how heavy they were, and suddenly my swings were that of a two year old girl.

Pissed me off so much, I love my zombie dreams. (Only had two before).
User avatar #57 to #37 - sidekickman (10/11/2013) [-]
In dreams, you often predict what will happen on accident. You probably were thinking "gee I hope this punch doesn't go too slow," then BOOM! too slow. It happens a lot. You accidentally tell your dream what to do. If you think "this ******* bunch is gonna level a ********** ," then BOOM! a goresplosion corresponding to that of a Fallout perk.
User avatar #46 to #15 - monkeybrains ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
I hate when you go to yell or scream in a dream and nothing comes out. Like any kind of situation when you're afraid and you become mute.
User avatar #20 to #15 - ruraidhri (10/10/2013) [-]
Same here. Or when i'm trying to read something it turns blurry or into something entirely different mid-sentence.
#48 to #20 - hillbillypowpow (10/11/2013) [-]
If I ever have superpowers or anything I can't use them for **** .
User avatar #53 to #48 - articulate (10/11/2013) [-]
This.
#54 to #53 - hillbillypowpow (10/11/2013) [-]
I'm glad I could articulate your nocturnal struggle.
User avatar #168 to #48 - lordfluffs (10/11/2013) [-]
Once I could fly in a dream. But only straight up, and I had to flap...
User avatar #78 to #20 - officerscrambles (10/11/2013) [-]
Not being able to read is a trigger people use for lucid dreaming, along with strange reflections in mirrors.
#196 to #78 - Rascal (10/11/2013) [-]
I've been in so many fights that being a wet noddle is my lucid dream trigger. Didn't even have to practice it, either.
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User avatar #8 - opkmod (10/10/2013) [-]
When i dream of sex i wake up before i cum. its like being a girl i guess.
#56 - sidekickman (10/11/2013) [-]
List of annoying **** that happens in dreams:
-Not being able to scream, just a weird gaspy scratch noise
-Extreme lack of strength when it is necessary
-Randomly losing your pants
-Not randomly losing your pants
-Falling
-Thinking something will go wrong, then it does
-Being scared of something for no reason
-Climax of dream synchronizing with waking up
User avatar #64 to #56 - herpymcderp (10/11/2013) [-]
Don't for get trying to run but instead you qwop.
User avatar #119 to #56 - Mickeyboi (10/11/2013) [-]
Not being able to open a locker, when you haven't even used a locker in years.
#60 to #56 - ronrod (10/11/2013) [-]
You must be a hammer because you just hit the nail on the head!
#69 to #56 - EmulateSnes (10/11/2013) [-]
List of annoying **** continued.
-face of person you're about to kiss changing as soon as you kiss it.
-realizing you are dreaming with the inalienably to control it.
-waking up thinking that dream was awesome yet unable to recall any details.
-Dreaming you taking a piss then waking up scared as **** and frantically checking your crotch to see if you actually pissed yourself.
-tripping in your dream and waking up to your leg convulsing as if you've actually tripped.
#79 to #69 - afuckinmazing (10/11/2013) [-]
Trying to throw a punch in a dream and it ends up being some sort of jello haymaker.
#127 to #79 - triggathepirate (10/11/2013) [-]
Jello haymaker.
Jello haymaker.
#88 to #79 - EmulateSnes (10/11/2013) [-]
I think that would fall under the...

-Extreme lack of strength when it is necessary

category.
#90 to #88 - afuckinmazing (10/11/2013) [-]
True, but I specifically hate dreams where you're fighting someone and it's like you're hitting each other with spaghetti arms.
User avatar #107 to #90 - critality ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
I wouldn't call it spaghetti arms, more like im submerged in a clear invisible vat of cornstarch and water, the more I try the slower I go
User avatar #87 to #79 - tffan (10/11/2013) [-]
One time I dreamed I was punching some douchebag I hate and then I woke up and I broke the shudder for my window.
User avatar #105 to #69 - miia ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
inalienablyanebleanbelbiaberlbaeblabeabl
#24 - sixty (10/10/2013) [-]
**sixty rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Zach and Miri ** My dreams
User avatar #27 to #24 - navadae (10/10/2013) [-]
this is disturbingly relevant
#72 to #24 - godlamp (10/11/2013) [-]
amazing roll
amazing roll
#44 to #24 - jalthelas (10/11/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Pain. ** That's a good roll.
#61 to #44 - HordeyWordey (10/11/2013) [-]
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That's a rather frightening roll
#77 - zerojaxx (10/11/2013) [-]
>meet girl   
>10/10   
>beautiful eyes   
>great personality   
>she even plays vidya with me   
>"i - i think i love you"   
>she looks at me with the happiest face   
>"oh anon i -"   
>wake up
>meet girl
>10/10
>beautiful eyes
>great personality
>she even plays vidya with me
>"i - i think i love you"
>she looks at me with the happiest face
>"oh anon i -"
>wake up
#150 to #77 - nao (10/11/2013) [-]
I know, man, I know..
And you have to get out of your bed, get dressed, and carry on with your day like everything is alright.
But behind the curtains, it's like a punch in the face.
User avatar #42 - jalthelas (10/11/2013) [-]
I had a dream last night where a really hot chick with huge tits was about to give me a BJ.

Her lips were almost touching the head, and then I woke up.
#126 to #43 - triggathepirate (10/11/2013) [-]
Mfw I know that feel.
Mfw I know that feel.
User avatar #50 to #42 - froghole (10/11/2013) [-]
your brain doesn't know the feeling, so it couldn't recreate it, which is why you woke up.
it's only a joke please don't hate me
#59 to #50 - trueraiderfan (10/11/2013) [-]
that was good, dayum good
#132 to #50 - jalthelas (10/11/2013) [-]
dafuq u say bish?   
   
   
   
 jk, I like you.
dafuq u say bish?



jk, I like you.
User avatar #157 to #50 - ugottanked (10/11/2013) [-]
and yet i had a dream some chick was rubbing her tits on my member and i was..somehow able to feel it. yet that has never happened to me
#1 - anotheroneonearth (10/10/2013) [-]
lewd
lewd
User avatar #177 to #1 - faceworthy (10/11/2013) [-]
I want to thumb you up because a) I recognise this movie and b) this made me chuckle.
#181 to #177 - anotheroneonearth (10/11/2013) [-]
thanks bro. and actually I didn't even notice that gif was relevant to title...
thanks bro. and actually I didn't even notice that gif was relevant to title...
#201 to #1 - itsthetie (10/11/2013) [-]
Okay, so I made a comment where I reacted to this being 			******		 up. Then I took time out of my schedule,  I got 			*******		 bored downloaded the movie when I got the sauce, spectated in awe, and holy 			****		 what an epic movie!
Okay, so I made a comment where I reacted to this being ****** up. Then I took time out of my schedule, I got ******* bored downloaded the movie when I got the sauce, spectated in awe, and holy **** what an epic movie!
#205 to #201 - anotheroneonearth (10/11/2013) [-]
good, then you'll enjoy Paranoia Agent (directed by the same guy) too!
good, then you'll enjoy Paranoia Agent (directed by the same guy) too!
#207 to #205 - itsthetie (10/11/2013) [-]
If it's anywhere near as awesome.. already on it, thanks!
If it's anywhere near as awesome.. already on it, thanks!
#203 to #1 - swiggityswoner (10/11/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
User avatar #229 to #1 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Reminds me of a scene in Neon Genesis Evangelion, The end of Evangelion
#3 to #1 - Rascal (10/10/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #34 to #1 - datblkkid ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
I keep seeing this and I think i saw someone post a link long ago but I never clicked it.
Anyone got a source?
#136 to #91 - freetoplay ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
dude i just watched it and that was the most trippy thing i have ever ******* witnessed! **** inception and just watch that ******
#122 to #1 - Rascal (10/11/2013) [-]
WHERE IS THIS FROM?!
#130 to #122 - anotheroneonearth (10/11/2013) [-]
Paprika, the most psychedelic and mind-blowing anime movie ever!
Paprika, the most psychedelic and mind-blowing anime movie ever!
I'M ON SHROOMS
#18 to #1 - bonlino (10/10/2013) [-]
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#10 to #1 - drzombro (10/10/2013) [-]
I wonder how that would feel like.
#16 to #1 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (10/10/2013) [-]
Paprika was a great movie

MFW that scene
#129 to #16 - xexion ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Better as a .gif
Better as a .gif
#175 to #129 - mezcal (10/11/2013) [-]
Like this?
Like this?
#209 to #175 - xexion ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
See? That's how ya do it
See? That's how ya do it
User avatar #210 to #209 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (10/11/2013) [-]
2kawaii4me
#211 to #210 - xexion ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Am I kawaii yet?
Am I kawaii yet?
#212 to #211 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (10/11/2013) [-]
Pretty much...
Pretty much...
#213 to #212 - xexion ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Best Arararagi coming through
Best Arararagi coming through
#216 to #175 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (10/11/2013) [-]
This ma 			*****		 is how you caption a gif
This ma ***** is how you caption a gif
#200 to #175 - itsthetie (10/11/2013) [-]
Saved, I ******* love you.
#52 to #1 - tkfeng (10/11/2013) [-]
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#11 to #1 - sienimies (10/10/2013) [-]
This image has expired
That's just nasty
User avatar #121 to #1 - TittyCinnamon ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
what'swrongwithyou.gif
User avatar #17 to #1 - musclezglassez (10/10/2013) [-]
WHAT THE ACTUAL **** MAN
#25 to #1 - lininop (10/10/2013) [-]
I just watched this scene on youtube.... It keeps getting weirder...
User avatar #2 to #1 - gdikodiak (10/10/2013) [-]
that gif....
User avatar #5 to #2 - valentines (10/10/2013) [-]
from a movie called paprika....its awesome and weird
#204 to #5 - itsthetie (10/11/2013) [-]
Thanks for sauce, just watched it, damn!
Thanks for sauce, just watched it, damn!
User avatar #9 to #5 - losglatzos (10/10/2013) [-]
i saw it a year ago.... with enough beer.....it´s really cool
#6 to #1 - itsthetie (10/10/2013) [-]
Whoah dude..
Whoah dude..
#206 to #13 - Rascal (10/11/2013) [-]
Not with that attitude it doesn't
#83 - puremadmentalged (10/11/2013) [-]
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Scared to thumb in case banned for pornographic content
#158 to #83 - remilia (10/11/2013) [-]
**remilia rolled a random image posted in comment #791014 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** good thing you didnt got the lower part of this picture
#170 to #158 - Rascal (10/11/2013) [-]
I feel like...the lower part of this picture and 83's picture fits together...
User avatar #171 to #170 - xitsukalong (10/11/2013) [-]
Welp, forgot to log in.
#218 to #171 - remilia (10/11/2013) [-]
**remilia rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at To the frontpage! ** fuk nub :3
**remilia rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at To the frontpage! ** fuk nub :3
#148 - mrcocoabeans (10/11/2013) [-]
>have fetish sex in my dream without waking up   
>Turns out to be intense wet dream   
>Roll over with massive erection   
>See parents staring at me. Remembering im in a one bedroom apartment with my parents sleeping in the bed right beside me. TFW
>have fetish sex in my dream without waking up
>Turns out to be intense wet dream
>Roll over with massive erection
>See parents staring at me. Remembering im in a one bedroom apartment with my parents sleeping in the bed right beside me. TFW
#14 - fargtwo (10/10/2013) [-]
Good ole' Valvrape.
User avatar #45 to #14 - iridium (10/11/2013) [-]
My friend insists that the show is done with set-up and maybe things can start happening.

My response is if the set-up is that bad, lord knows how they'll end up ******* up the rest of the show.
#70 to #45 - fargtwo (10/11/2013) [-]
The show is brilliant if you watch it as a comedy. If you try to take it seriously, well, just don't do that.
User avatar #82 to #70 - iridium (10/11/2013) [-]
You are the fifth person who has told me that. The deliberate humor in the show certainly isn't what would make it funny. I've seen some so-bad-its-funny series, but this one just is such a drag.


By the way that friend of mine dislikes the show too, he just thinks that is what likely will happen.
#86 to #82 - fargtwo (10/11/2013) [-]
It does pick up a little later on, but it never really loses that sense of stupidity that leaves you wondering "whose idea was this!?" at every turn. It never gets any better, but it does get more entertaining as the show goes on. Once the giant robots come into play, things are more fun to watch.
User avatar #89 to #86 - iridium (10/11/2013) [-]
Believe me, I'm fairly easily entertained regarding anime. The space mech porn did nothing for me. There isn't really any fun with the robots because none of the pilots are really ever in any sense of danger at all and the enemies are bland as **** . The mechs themselves are boring in design too.

I watched the whole first cour of the show, so this isn't new to me.
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User avatar #160 - robertolee (10/11/2013) [-]
I dreamt I had the ability to fly, but like in the new superman movie I couldn't keep it up, I kept falling, then jumping and flying a tiny bit, I eventually got really high then fell really far and just as I was about to hit the ground I woke up. Was furious, it was very lucid and I wanted to see what it felt like to fly.
User avatar #165 to #160 - McDiddys (10/11/2013) [-]
I had that same exact kind of dream, I wanted to fly so bad. Its like i just wasn't ready.
User avatar #197 to #160 - fagaloneon (10/11/2013) [-]
I have have dreams where i can fly except its like swimming in the air and i usually im getting chased and they slowly pull me down and have to struggle to get back up
#7 - worldatarms (10/10/2013) [-]
The boobs.... WHERE ARE THEY?!   
BOOOOOOOBBBSS!
The boobs.... WHERE ARE THEY?!
BOOOOOOOBBBSS!
#167 - mraye (10/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - teranin ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
Yeah the way our new asshat moderators have been acting, this will get you banned for sure. I really hate these new mods
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#156 - josep (10/11/2013) [-]
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#146 - pheggit (10/11/2013) [-]
It's much easier in a lucid dream.
User avatar #155 to #146 - vondarkmoor (10/11/2013) [-]
thats not lucid dreaming thets sleep paralisis
User avatar #161 to #146 - robertolee (10/11/2013) [-]
This is ******* terrifying, sleep paralysis happened to me and I dreamt there was a little girl covered in blood crawling up my bed from the bottom and I couldn't move and my vocal chords just didn't work. I was 12.
User avatar #145 - aussieftw (10/11/2013) [-]
The first ever lucid dream I had I ran around telling everybody I was having a lucid dream and the a guy said "Prove it" so I woke up to prove it and I've never had another one.
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User avatar #123 - ewowo (10/11/2013) [-]
Hmmm? It usually works for me.
User avatar #104 - critality ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
-dreaming
-on my way home from summer camp
-driving beside a lake in the yukon from the back seat, leaning forward
-meanwhile I'm also superimposed over myself in the upright position in the same seat
-friend in the front seat starts handing me perfect spheres of weed about the size of a softball that were stolen from my parents
-look to my right and see a girl without a face kick a white rabbit into the lake
-wake up
-all my wat
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