Trump 2016

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has just been elected president
Erepublik an majority senate and house have decided to name him king
in the white house awaiting his coronation
Eeveryone is thereto seethes momentous occasion
leaders from Europe, Trump and Putin hug and all relations are fixed
MUKIP pledges allegiance's him
leaders and ISIS leaders there, trouts end conflicts
decides to and communism
Akim steps down as supreme leader and opens up North Korea
sanctions on Cuba end
cartels publicly burn all their drugs and start helping the homeless
fixes its seasons
Collonies prepped for mars within two years
world (.. the , is announced
citizen ofthe world gets afree ARUIS, all wars and crimes end dieto armed citizenry
free market, economies boom and the poverty line disappears
homelessness, % unemployment
go home because everywhere is safe now
settle down and create in the middle of turkey, who allow it
Gaurds set upthere own statehouse applause , iraqi, and syrian governments
Micronation about to begin
walks on stage, waves, then walks right back off
Nowell walks on stage and takes the mic
3 appears behind him
I' m pleased to announce the release of Half Life 3, to release in three days for free to everyone."
applause
iworld peace

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#8 - docvolto (09/15/2015) [-]

>Australia fixes it's seasons

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#89 to #8 - imgood (09/15/2015) [-]

its*
you even misquoted it

#117 to #89 - docvolto (09/16/2015) [-]

Still got 600+ thumbs, *****

#118 to #117 - imgood (09/16/2015) [-]

Kinda sad considering all you did was quote part of the story and put a funny face.....Flashbacks to 2013

Good job tho, you saw the opportunity and you ******* seized it

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#5 - mrmuffins (09/15/2015) [-]

#88 to #5 - cheddarcheesestick (09/15/2015) [-]

i made this image. im glad others use it

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#30 to #5 - Sethorein ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]

Getting more powerful with every passing day

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#38 to #30 - kristovsky (09/15/2015) [-]

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#48 to #38 - deathpawz ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]

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#104 to #38 - tolisk (09/16/2015) [-]

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#18 - sickreality (09/15/2015) [-]

then the galactic confederation appears on earth and we as a civilization are accepted and share renowned science **** and the secret to life...

#54 to #18 - aceofshadows (09/15/2015) [-]

What the **** is wrong with her tongue?

#105 to #54 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]

It's sticking out of an asshole

#27 to #18 - michaelrock (09/15/2015) [-]

i have a longer tounge then that whore

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#40 to #18 - greyhoundfd (09/15/2015) [-]

That tongue is ugly as **** . It's ******* off-white. Brush your tongue you ******* whore.

#53 to #40 - ipwnallnubz (09/15/2015) [-]

No amount of brushing will get out all the semen.

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#2 - grogovic (09/15/2015) [-]

Then Yogg-Saron comes out of nowhere.

#42 to #2 - brotein (09/15/2015) [-]

MADNESS WILL CONSUME YOU!!!!!!

#56 to #2 - strangesir (09/15/2015) [-]

CTHULHU F'TAGHN~

#64 to #2 - rplix (09/15/2015) [-]

BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DEATH!

Gives my tingles everytime.

#34 to #2 - blackoutonetwotwo (09/15/2015) [-]

**blackoutonetwotwo used "*roll picture*"**
**blackoutonetwotwo rolled image** mfw gearing up

#12 to #2 - ichitoten (09/15/2015) [-]

Sure im a wow fan, but how does he relate to this at all?

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#13 to #12 - announcement (09/15/2015) [-]

They look pretty similar.
One is a demonic aberration that pre-dates time, who's very blood is enough to send lesser men into a crazed frenzy, and is intent on conquering the universe, throwing it into endless chaos where he and his brethren reign supreme as they feast upon the souls of the innocent.

The other is an old god.

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#15 to #13 - seatherten (09/15/2015) [-]

#109 to #15 - gaffateip (09/16/2015) [-]

#46 to #13 - juter (09/15/2015) [-]

is that the guy that caused the blood plague?

#60 to #46 - karidagur ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]

or are you talking about the curse of flesh?

#61 to #60 - juter (09/15/2015) [-]

that time when people were using the infection that you got from the boss and spreading it around, so the admins had to go nuking servers to clear it out

#63 to #61 - karidagur ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]

Ah, yeah I remember reading about that. Then yeah I think dreygur was right with hakkar, sorry about the confusion.

#55 to #46 - dreygur (09/15/2015) [-]

if you mean the corrupted blood incident, that's Hakkar

#45 to #2 - mitters (09/15/2015) [-]

I am the lucid dreams, the monster in your nightmares, the fiend of a thousand faces, COWER BEFORE MY TRUE FORM, BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF MURICA!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T91bniOy3U0

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#3 - mrmomoguy (09/15/2015) [-]

#51 to #3 - funpunk (09/15/2015) [-]

Well, he's not wrong.

#82 to #3 - supercookieduster (09/15/2015) [-]

"jews start burying shekels immediately"

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#22 to #3 - blokrokker (09/15/2015) [-]

Honestly, assuming he gets elected, if he DOESN'T do this, I will start a revolution, mark my words.

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#23 to #22 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]

Found the next school shooter

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#24 to #23 - blokrokker (09/15/2015) [-]

WE MARCH ON THE CAPITOL

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#17 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]

what actually will happen

#37 to #17 - syrenthra (09/15/2015) [-]

end war or world in conflict I'm gonna guess

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#31 to #17 - Sethorein ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]

War games and france volunteered to host again? Sweet!

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#35 - notjustalurker (09/15/2015) [-]

******* faggot, he promised anime would be real. Where is my anime you faggot?

#49 to #35 - niggastolemyname (09/15/2015) [-]

gonna need help finding that picture of Ryuko

#83 to #35 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]

you gotta vote for him
only after he wins he will give you a free waifu

#99 to #35 - Fjcf (09/16/2015) [-]

no he won't

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#44 to #35 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]

nice try weeb

#11 - bothemastaofall (09/15/2015) [-]

While I like Trump there's a few things

I'm pretty sure he wants gun control
He doesn't have space on his mind. He has America being a kick ass world leader on his mind.
I also think he hates Putin.

#21 to #11 - jzwangpk (09/15/2015) [-]

What's wrong with gun control? Unless you mean like seriously making it stupid hard to buy guns to the point of pretty much prohibiting them. Otherwise I don't see how more regulation could hurt.

Pretty sure you're right about the other two though.

#50 to #21 - pebar ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]

it's entirely based on misinformation and fear

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#65 to #50 - jzwangpk (09/15/2015) [-]

So you're against his reasoning then? If so, then I would agree. I support gun control (not prohibition, but regulation - it's my right, but it's also something that can be very dangerous), but gun control based on absolutely ridiculous criteria like 'assault weapons' and 'thirty magazine clip in half a second' **** is top-tier retarded. If you're gonna do something, do it right, don't just use rampant fear-mongering.

#66 to #65 - pebar ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]

name one regulation that we america, I assume don't already have that you want

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#84 to #66 - theism ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]

Private sellers in many areas can bypass essentially all regulations on sales, what people mean when they bring up the 'gunshow loophole'. Unless I'm mistaken.

#97 to #84 - pebar ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]

How could you possibly enforce any law against that?
private transactions are, by definition, private

the government has absolutely no way of knowing when a transfer occurs

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#101 to #97 - theism ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]

You could register guns the same way we register cars. That way if someone was found with a gun that was not legally transfered to them both that person and the seller could be held accountable.

#114 to #101 - bothemastaofall (09/16/2015) [-]

They already are depending on state.

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#115 to #114 - theism ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]

Then the logical extension of gun control would be to make that the law everywhere.

#98 to #84 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]

What would the punishment be for someone who sells his rifle to a neighbor?

#69 to #21 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]

Yea, I think there is a big difference in regulation and banning.

I'm fine with background checks and whatnot (which states like New York and (I believe) Connecticut already have.), but as I'm a firm supporter of individual rights I can't agree with any outright ban on firearms.

#47 to #11 - valintina (09/15/2015) [-]

Eh, Trump's sons (I think he has two) are huge on guns and hunting. So Trump evolved from his AWB position in the early 2000s to being rather Pro-Gun. He even owns a H&K 45 ACP handgun that he loves.

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#4 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]

the post was funny, but it is kinda ruined if you know china isnt, and hasnt been, a communist country in years

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#6 to #4 - mrbobert (09/15/2015) [-]

Oh, right. 'State Capitalism.'

#9 to #6 - thesecretbear (09/15/2015) [-]

Economically they aren't communist. Governmentally they are, but I would personally be hard pressed to call a government communist when the ideology is heavily rooted as an economic one.

#87 to #9 - theism ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]

They're not even Communists in terms of government. They're Socialist which is not at all the same thing.

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#59 - raspoetin (09/15/2015) [-]

#78 to #59 - trollmobile (09/15/2015) [-]

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#106 to #78 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]

And then the liberal always has to put in his 2 cents

Not sure what I expected

#112 to #106 - greatgranpapy (09/16/2015) [-]

Did youz jus' kawl a member uv da zoggin' inquizishun a librul?

#111 to #106 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]

he not liberal maybe just 40k fan you little *****

#7 - morkoelorko (09/15/2015) [-]

>Gaben get shoot

#41 to #7 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]

ww3 starts

#14 - nopenopejustnope (09/15/2015) [-]

>free AR-15
>HL3 announced

BRING IT!!

#58 - dcrosby (09/15/2015) [-]

So i find this extra funny cause this is the plot to a movie based on the book Left Behind, about the rapture/apocalypse. Literally one guy does all this same stuff (one world currency, ends all conflict) and turns out to be the devil in disguise.

#90 to #58 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]

It's based off of the Bible's prediction in the book of Revelations, which states that the anti-christ will come, deceive many, bring peace, perform miracles, and unite all major military powers under his command and those who follow him will believe that he is the lord.
Which I think is really funny, because he's supposed to be the bad guy, but he's legitimately doing good work by helping people just a few years. The bad guy is making peace and healing disease, and meanwhile the actual good guy who is supposed to comeback and bring 1000 years of peace is taking his sweet ass time and is going to judge the **** out of the people who stopped waiting for him

#67 - jujuface (09/15/2015) [-]

I feel like two very different types of people are thumbing this up for two very different reasons

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#107 to #67 - fights (09/16/2015) [-]

This coming from the biggest Bernie fag on the site

www.wsj.com/articles/price-tag-of-bernie-sanders-proposals-18-trillion-1442271511

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#113 to #107 - jujuface (09/16/2015) [-]

>Never stated my position
>Not about to argue politics on the internet with a guy called "fights"
>So many fallacies in so few words. I'm actually impressed, this is some wizard tier ***********
>Ad-Hominem - State my opinion
"FAG"
>Strawman - Some people here aren't understanding that this is satire
"YOU LIKE BERNIE SANDERS"
>Tu Quoque - Donald Trump isn't the answer to all our problems
"I FOUND THIS ONE CANDIDATE THAT HAS A HIGH DEFICIT PLAN"

#103 to #67 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]

I feel like you're a butthurt faggot who blocks anyone who gives him red pixels

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#108 to #103 - jujuface (09/16/2015) [-]

I've blocked a handful of accounts. All trolls.
In fact, I think I already know who you are, and your username has "gay" in it.

#71 to #67 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]

>People who support Trump think he can be a dank memester and easily laugh at him
>butthurt people who hate trump like to make fun of him

The only idiot I see is you for automatically labeling anyone who does not agree with you an "idiot."

#73 to #71 - jujuface (09/15/2015) [-]

I don't label anyone who disagrees with me an idiot. But if out of all the candidates running right now, you think trump specifically is the best man for the job, you're an idiot. You could tell me you support literally any other candidate and there would be a conversation to be had. Not trump.