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User avatar #2 - maton (11/14/2015) [-]
How come he never got contacts after all this time
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User avatar #80 to #2 - hellomynameisbill (11/15/2015) [-]
I assumed that as a reptile, he'd have some sort of double eyelid type thing going on
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#4 to #2 - santamansan (11/15/2015) [-]
Pffft yeah, like monsters can wear contacts.
Give me a break
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#8 to #4 - alapazama ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
?
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User avatar #9 to #8 - santamansan (11/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, he's a mammal, not a reptile.

Learn your ******* monsters
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User avatar #11 to #9 - kibbleking (11/15/2015) [-]
Actually I believe Wazowski to be closer to amphibious.
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User avatar #27 to #11 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
if he was an amphibian then why is his girlfriend a girl with snake hair. Snakes eat frogs which are amphibians but I can't think of any mammal a snake might eat.
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User avatar #34 to #27 - krasnogvardiech (11/15/2015) [-]
His girlfriend does eat him. Often, I wager.
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User avatar #29 to #27 - kibbleking (11/15/2015) [-]
also, ever heard of mice?
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User avatar #30 to #29 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
bitch i am a ******* snake and a ******* doctor and neither me nor any snakes i know eat mice.
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#32 to #31 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
you think this is a joke, look at my ************* stethoscope
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#72 to #30 - myjunk (11/15/2015) [-]
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User avatar #28 to #27 - kibbleking (11/15/2015) [-]
***** she's got snake hair, not snake personality. Also she can't unhinge her jaw to eat him anyway, so why even ask?
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#48 to #27 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
He-is-a monster- the question isn't needed here
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#88 to #27 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
why cant he get some strange with some strange?
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User avatar #12 to #11 - santamansan (11/15/2015) [-]
He's a green mammal actually.
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User avatar #13 to #12 - kibbleking (11/15/2015) [-]
then explain the lack of hair/genitalia/nipples
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User avatar #14 to #13 - santamansan (11/15/2015) [-]
All of those are his horns.

Did you not take biology in school?
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User avatar #15 to #14 - kibbleking (11/15/2015) [-]
Horns are keratin, which amphibians also have.
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User avatar #16 to #15 - santamansan (11/15/2015) [-]
Keratin is an anagram for nipple and his general is horns

Go read a texbook
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User avatar #23 to #16 - arrozconleche ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Keratin is an anagram for nipple? Where the **** are the p's?! or the l for that matter

An anagram is a word that can be rearranged to make a different word. such as "silent" which can be rearranged into "listen" you should go read a ******* textbook
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User avatar #17 to #16 - kibbleking (11/15/2015) [-]
I don't think that's what anagrams are/how they work.

He's clearly not a mammal, or he would have some indication of genetalia/hair/nipples.
Even whales and other aquatic mammals have those.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - santamansan (11/15/2015) [-]
But look at how sexy those horns are.

They're obviously genetalia is as well.
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User avatar #19 to #18 - kibbleking (11/15/2015) [-]
Another thing is he clearly doesn't have room for lungs in his body, so he must breath through his skin. That helps explain the lack of hair and clothing (besides being a monster, but other hairless monsters wear clothing).
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User avatar #20 to #19 - santamansan (11/15/2015) [-]
His lung may also be his mouth

There is controversy surrounding his lungs and wether it's his mouth or his toungue.

Source: I am a monster biologist.
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User avatar #21 to #20 - kibbleking (11/15/2015) [-]
Not only is that extremely inefficient, but it also doesn't help your case that if he did have a lung, it would be singular and be pushed to the very back of his body. In fact, that could be how he speaks is he has an airsac somewhere in this body that might function doubly as a lung. But seeing how it couldn't possibly be big enough with the size of wazowski's face to work without some other means of respiration, he must be a skin-breather and his 'lung' a swimbladder.
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#22 to #21 - yunch (11/15/2015) [-]
Wow, this is beautiful proof of how FJ discussions can be a total waste of time for posters and readers alike.
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User avatar #67 to #22 - notanotheraccount (11/15/2015) [-]
It wasnt a waste of time for me man, this **** was hilarious.
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User avatar #75 to #22 - santamansan (11/15/2015) [-]
I agree. never waste time with ignorant non-biologists like my friend kibbleking over here.
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User avatar #76 to #75 - kibbleking (11/15/2015) [-]
Excuse you? I'll have you know I did AP-bio in high school.
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User avatar #77 to #76 - santamansan (11/15/2015) [-]
yeah, I'm noticing the lack of the word monster in your "biology" classes
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User avatar #78 to #77 - kibbleking (11/15/2015) [-]
I'm sure you'll notice a lack of monster in your pants!
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User avatar #79 to #78 - santamansan (11/15/2015) [-]
yes thank goodness, I'm glad that, while we are arguing vehemently over the internet, you still care for my physical health.

:^)
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#86 to #4 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
mike wears contacts
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User avatar #89 to #86 - santamansan (11/15/2015) [-]
>>#8, I think I've proved my point in this thread
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User avatar #42 to #4 - hetzerdk (11/15/2015) [-]
Mike Wazowski zakłada soczewkę
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#33 to #2 - lankou (11/15/2015) [-]
imagine this with big ******* claws
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User avatar #60 to #33 - cubanwhiteman (11/15/2015) [-]
He doesnt have claws
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#71 to #33 - myjunk (11/15/2015) [-]
When girls with freakishly long fingernails can do it, so can he.

And in a world that is as technologically advanced like the one depicted in the movies they would have developed devices that help inserting and extracting contact lenses.
(Or refractive surgery (cornea surgery)
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User avatar #70 to #33 - mechgeek (11/15/2015) [-]
Mike has big **** off sized claws, and yet puts in contacts fine. Randal does not.
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#55 to #33 - pedestrian (11/15/2015) [-]
they turn transparent when introduced tot he liquid eyes secrete, turning them literally invisible until removed

you'd never see it if he did end up wearing them
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User avatar #57 to #55 - alstorp (11/15/2015) [-]
Re-read
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#38 to #2 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
Then the contact would be floating in the air though?
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#41 to #38 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
Contacts are see-through, though. Cause, you know, otherwise you couldn't see through them. So I can't see the problem. Literally.
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#43 to #41 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
You can see contacts though.
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#50 to #43 - amuzen ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Ok, so you're in a dark scary room, you hear your closet door open, you look over there and you see, in the dark, a pair of contacts floating towards you... what are you going to do about that?
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User avatar #52 to #50 - warioteam (11/15/2015) [-]
stop getting high at the eye doctors
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#63 to #52 - majormoron (11/15/2015) [-]
First time I laughed out loud in a while.
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#56 to #41 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
contacts are actually made with a handling tint. usually blue to gryeen. but still it would be hard to see them just floating around
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#24 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
This makes me wonder why Randall was so rude to Mike in the first movie. You think you would be pretty friendly to someone who was nice to you in university. Unless there was another reason in University (I haven't seen the movie yet) that he dislikes him. It would be funny if they do another movie or short where Randall puts on his glasses, sees way better and instantly recognizes Mike as the guy he met at college and becomes friends with him.
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#51 to #24 - stifflimb (11/15/2015) [-]
In the movie Randall feels betrayed by Mike getting in with the cool kids and he got the girl Randall wanted.
Or at least something along those lines, it was a while since I watched it.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - shadowdoogen ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Yeah uh, you should watch the movie. It shows why.
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User avatar #53 to #24 - angelious ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
they had a falling out in the university. randal got in with the cool kids which strained their relationship, then eyeballs teams upstaged his team, and it further alienated the two.


then when they got to their workstations, eyeball and masi(i seriously cant recall their names...) were his rivals constantly upstaging him.
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User avatar #36 to #24 - xXMAQXx (11/15/2015) [-]
mike ****** his girl. his name was mike wazstealyogurl
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User avatar #26 to #24 - swirlytwirl ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
he gets taken in by the cool guys club so he starts acting all hoity toity
it's a rise and fall from fame that left him with nothing but hate
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#49 - theroflcer ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
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#47 - killorpie (11/15/2015) [-]
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#62 to #47 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
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#73 to #62 - killorpie (11/15/2015) [-]
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User avatar #87 to #73 - goodguygary (11/15/2015) [-]
wow, sweet roll
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User avatar #74 to #62 - myreadyassyolk (11/15/2015) [-]
Just beat a deathclaw to death around two floating Yoi-Gao's with a Super Slegde, was great.
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User avatar #83 to #74 - jesusisagoose (11/15/2015) [-]
I know right? Beating the **** out of something is way more satisfying than shooting it.
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User avatar #1 - murrlogic ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
Someone post the Monster's Inc/Toy Story crossover.
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#3 to #1 - brknsoul (11/15/2015) [-]
Is this what you're talking about cause this is almost all disney/pixar movies

www.pixartheory.com/
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User avatar #5 to #3 - murrlogic ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
No.

Sid starts breaking into people's houses stealing people's toys with the help of Randell teaching him out to take short cuts through people's closets.

He says he is a revolutionary. He says the Toy Uprising is coming and only he can put a stop to it.
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#6 to #5 - brknsoul (11/15/2015) [-]
this is what i found through a little googlery its will be a pain but it all i could find
" but it's tumblr" i dont care its what i could find
sulleysoup.tumblr.com/post/60127363559/monsters-inc-laugh-factory-comic-issues-1-4
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User avatar #7 to #6 - cisdroidcommander (11/15/2015) [-]
This looks interesting.
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#10 to #7 - breakalego (11/15/2015) [-]
It spells MILF, but has nothing to do with milfs.
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User avatar #64 to #6 - hierophant ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
It seems nice, but it's such a mess to have to click on each individual page...Not to mention the links are tiny little "x". So annoying.
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#37 - theruse (11/15/2015) [-]
This movie was ******* great, especially the last 30 minutes.

**** hits real hard yo, Pixar lays down the facts of life.

Also if you have a 3D TV I recommend picking up the 3D Blu-Ray because it's really beautiful.
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User avatar #65 to #37 - unoletmehavename (11/15/2015) [-]
Also the movie where you are showing that picture is great.
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#81 to #37 - cisdroidcommander (11/15/2015) [-]
The Pirates! Band of Misfits is also a great movie. And im happy to see someone else that liked monsters university. It feels like a lot of people hate it.
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User avatar #59 - infinitereaper (11/15/2015) [-]
this movie was great, Monsters Inc was pretty great but I wasn't expecting anything from University and it just blew my expectations
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#66 - lollypopalopicus ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
I fully now believe this is the case for almost all villains who squint.
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#54 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
So that's what those floating contact lenses are doing next to me
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#85 - edgymemelord (11/15/2015) [-]
not as good as this
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User avatar #82 - cantfindausername (11/15/2015) [-]
MONSTERS UNIVERSTY SCENE:Meet Randall I couldn't find a better quality version.
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User avatar #46 - imagnetsux (11/15/2015) [-]
contacts. a lot less obvious than glasses.
 
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