Trojan. source: naomi-nekomimi.tumblr.com/ seaofcoltrane.tumblr.com/. I didn' t use one because I didn' t have one with me." If you dtm' thave , dont lump, mm H
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#8 - ciscovdez (02/15/2014) [-]
**ciscovdez rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at The Grammys ** I dont use condoms. condoms are for pussies
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User avatar #60 to #8 - middagsmo (02/15/2014) [-]
superb
#72 to #8 - anon (02/15/2014) [-]
*roll image* *witty comment*
#16 to #8 - faimbot (02/15/2014) [-]
**faimbot rolled a random image posted in comment #137931 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** I DO use condoms, I don't know where some of these girls have been.
**faimbot rolled a random image posted in comment #137931 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** I DO use condoms, I don't know where some of these girls have been.
#14 to #8 - thewulfman (02/15/2014) [-]
Oh my god that roll was amazing.
Oh my god that roll was amazing.
#48 to #14 - anon (02/15/2014) [-]
"ryuko"
#7 - xxxgnipsxxx (02/15/2014) [-]
honestly it's much easier to say "sure **** it" to unprotected sex than "sure **** it" to jumping 10,000 feet out of a plane without a parachute. Not very comparable situations, unless you're comparing the death of jumping out of a plane and the death of a fertizilied egg if the girl aborts it.
User avatar #17 to #7 - minnten (02/15/2014) [-]
It is comparable as having a child before you're ready can and does regularly ruin all three of the lives involved if the parents not financially ready or mature enough to handle the responsibility.

On the other hand, a surprise of that magnitude often knocks a pair of unruly, immature people into hard working, dedicated parents. It's a 50/50 shot imo as I've seen both happen, but certainly not worth the risk of finding out the hard way.
#18 to #17 - xxxgnipsxxx (02/15/2014) [-]
Yeah a girl I know that this happened to is on track to have a well paying nursing job in a less than a year or two and the baby is only two-ish. Very impressive and respectable, especially seeing a girl I knew in middle school have the same thing happen and become a stripper.
#9 to #7 - anaklusmos (02/15/2014) [-]
or death by HIV, the pussy can kill you nowadays man.
#1 - atrumaliger (02/15/2014) [-]
"Yeah sure, but I'm really... 'Depressed', and the fall looks really appealing from way up here. "
"Yeah sure, but I'm really... 'Depressed', and the fall looks really appealing from way up here. "
User avatar #20 to #1 - flamedragoon (02/15/2014) [-]
*pushes him off* stop dicking around and do it ... oh uh sorry
#19 to #4 - theist (02/15/2014) [-]
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#37 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account** (02/15/2014) [-]
**breastestvillainy rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Cant find a job because the economy suck ** Don't be silly, wrap your willy
**breastestvillainy rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Cant find a job because the economy suck ** Don't be silly, wrap your willy
#55 - allamericandude (02/15/2014) [-]
As someone who has had two (2) of my very good friends accidentally get a girl pregnant:   
   
If you have not yet graduated college and don't have a source of significant  and I mean SIGNIFICANT  income (i.e. most of the people on this site), WEAR A 			*******		 CONDOM GODDAMNIT!!!    
   
"Hurr durr condoms are for pussies" said the kid who had to drop out of school to pay for a stupid ugly baby and has to wake up at 3am every night to    
<----this   
   
Sex might feel better without a condom, you might think you're the king of pulling out, and you might think your gf is still on the pill--but it only take that one slip up to ruin your 			*******		 life.
As someone who has had two (2) of my very good friends accidentally get a girl pregnant:

If you have not yet graduated college and don't have a source of significant and I mean SIGNIFICANT income (i.e. most of the people on this site), WEAR A ******* CONDOM GODDAMNIT!!!

"Hurr durr condoms are for pussies" said the kid who had to drop out of school to pay for a stupid ugly baby and has to wake up at 3am every night to
<----this

Sex might feel better without a condom, you might think you're the king of pulling out, and you might think your gf is still on the pill--but it only take that one slip up to ruin your ******* life.
User avatar #36 - phoenix grinder (02/15/2014) [-]
if you don't trust the rust, why must you thrust?
User avatar #31 - theawfuldude (02/15/2014) [-]
I keep a condom in my wallet even though I know I'm never gonna use it. I can't get rid of it either because I'm afraid I'll need it some day.
User avatar #70 to #31 - odioomnes (02/15/2014) [-]
what are you fifteen
User avatar #41 to #31 - Dember ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
That's responsible, but those things do expire - and once they get old, they're more prone to breaking. Unfortunately, if it's not fresh, it's not going to help much anyway.
User avatar #34 to #31 - vigorion (02/15/2014) [-]
That's all good, but you should probably replace it once in a while. If it dries up or gets worn, it's not going to help you when the time comes to use it.
User avatar #45 to #34 - theawfuldude (02/15/2014) [-]
"I know I'm never gonna use it."
User avatar #62 to #45 - vigorion (02/15/2014) [-]
Well, your father got laid at least once. And come on, we both know he's more awkward and dresses worse than you do.
#47 - anon (02/15/2014) [-]
*random image*
User avatar #49 to #47 - blargheon (02/15/2014) [-]
Anon, it's *roll picture*!
#50 to #49 - blargheon (02/15/2014) [-]
**blargheon rolled a random image posted in comment #63 at Apply Cool Water to Burned Area ** MFW you failed
#59 to #50 - anon (02/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #56080 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE **
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #56080 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE **
User avatar #58 to #50 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (02/15/2014) [-]
This is how it's done anon
User avatar #51 to #50 - blargheon (02/15/2014) [-]
Holy crap, what a sweet roll!
User avatar #5 - forbesydemon (02/15/2014) [-]
I carry unlubed condoms with me wherever I go. Not really for the purpose of being protected during surprise sex, but the fact they make excellent instant tourniquets until you find a better alternative or can be used as makeshift water vessels. Especially handy when tramping/long distance mountain biking.
User avatar #6 to #5 - prohibullion (02/15/2014) [-]
They can hold a litre of water, you know.
#10 - anon (02/15/2014) [-]
Virginfag here.

I've always wondered...is it honestly that hard for people to just...like...

finish outside?

User avatar #53 to #10 - kevinator (02/15/2014) [-]
I thought it would be easy, but **** once you're in, and in the heat of the action, it take all your will power to take it out, so condoms are safer just in case that your primal fonctions kick in.
User avatar #33 to #10 - skarrer (02/15/2014) [-]
and its a natural reaction to push in as deep as you can when you cum,cause back in the day that would increase the chance of pregnancy so the species could survive. so it takes quite an effort to pull out.
User avatar #63 to #10 - suikerpapa (02/15/2014) [-]
No. It takes some hardcore mental capabilities to be able to actually pull out, and as was mentioned before, precum gets a girl preggers too
User avatar #11 to #10 - stupiderthanyou (02/15/2014) [-]
I wouldn't know either, but that's not nearly as foolproof as people seem to think.
User avatar #21 to #11 - elyiia (02/15/2014) [-]
It's actually pretty effective, but here's the key point, done properly. Done properly, it's effectiveness is in the 90%+ range.
User avatar #12 to #10 - ninjafridge (02/15/2014) [-]
Precum.
User avatar #13 to #12 - kyrozor (02/15/2014) [-]
This
User avatar #32 to #12 - bitchesbanthymine (02/15/2014) [-]
Precum actually contains very little sperm, and in terms of getting pregnant, pulling out is roughly as effective as condoms when done correctly. STDs however are another issue.
#42 to #32 - dross (02/15/2014) [-]
>Roughly as effective.

Yeah, in that brushing your teeth with a power sander is roughly as effective as a toothbrush.
User avatar #43 to #42 - bitchesbanthymine (02/15/2014) [-]
"Out of 100 couples who use only the withdrawal method and have regular sex for more than one year, statistically four will become pregnant at some point."

I'm not recommending it be used on it's own, that's just retarded. But if you're in a relationship and the woman is on the pill which also isn't 100% effective then condoms are not necessary. That's all I'm saying.
User avatar #64 to #32 - mcrut (02/15/2014) [-]
You are the reason people get pregnant when they dont want to.
User avatar #65 to #64 - bitchesbanthymine (02/15/2014) [-]
If people were to scroll down very slightly they'd see that that isn't the point I'm trying to make.
User avatar #66 to #65 - mcrut (02/15/2014) [-]
Sorry if your crotch itches one day and it doesn't go away
User avatar #67 to #66 - bitchesbanthymine (02/15/2014) [-]
I don't know what part of "in a relationship" and "STDs are another issue" you didn't grasp.
User avatar #83 to #32 - baditch (02/16/2014) [-]
All it takes is one sperm. a little dot of precum can contain over 900,000 sperm cells.
User avatar #73 to #32 - slimeywaffles (02/15/2014) [-]
A small amount of sperm has just as much ability to get a girl pregnant as a huge load.
User avatar #74 to #73 - bitchesbanthymine (02/15/2014) [-]
Mathematically speaking that's just not true, but there is obviously some ability.
User avatar #75 to #74 - slimeywaffles (02/15/2014) [-]
Mathematically? Sperm cells are ******* small, man. There's more than 100 million sperm cells in one milliliter, and in just precum there's about 50,000. And you only need one to get pregnant.
User avatar #76 to #75 - bitchesbanthymine (02/15/2014) [-]
Yes, but mathematically a huge load has more sperm than a small amount, so it's more likely.
#77 to #76 - slimeywaffles (02/15/2014) [-]
The likeliness is the same either way. You only need one sperm cell in the womb for pregnancy. What you're saying is seriously idiotic.
User avatar #79 to #77 - bitchesbanthymine (02/15/2014) [-]
I don't have exact figures to hand, so I'll use another example.

If you spin a roulette wheel you have a 1 in 37 chance of getting right.

If you spin a roulette wheel multiple times the chance is more likely. Your odds increase with every spin.

In the same way, if you ejaculate 10,000,000,000,000,000 semen into a woman, it is more likely to get her pregnant than 10,000,000,000 semen.

It's just a basic matter of probability theory.

Saying more semen doesn't increase the probability is just mathematically wrong. By your logic a woman is just as likely to get pregnant if you ejaculate a single semen into her.
#39 - ephialtes (02/15/2014) [-]
I never understood the Trojan condom. I mean the fact that its logo is a Greek soldier, clearly shows that the creators took inspiration from the Greek attack on Troy, whereby many Greeks entered a wooden horse and the horse was gifted to the Trojans, who gratefully took it into their territory, and when the Trojans slept, the Greeks escaped and killed them all.
All this makes me think is that Trojan condoms don't work.
#56 - slythethiefcooper (02/15/2014) [-]
**slythethiefcooper rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at a touching 4chan tale ** Cover your stump before you hump.
#84 - anon (02/19/2014) [-]
Here's the solution; women, stop ******* idiots.
#81 - thempc ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #85 to #81 - teegoogilycoffeeme ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Holy **** I saw a Vine of that. I had to pause the Youtube video of a comp of Vines because I was laughing so hard.
#78 - thempc ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
<does not approve
#71 - mainlyjunk (02/15/2014) [-]
**mainlyjunk rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Asshole = Get Bitches **
**mainlyjunk rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Asshole = Get Bitches **
User avatar #68 - odioomnes (02/15/2014) [-]
BUT SOMETIMES
U JUST GOTTA ****
PULLING OUT IS OKAY FRIENDS
User avatar #69 to #68 - odioomnes (02/15/2014) [-]
also
birth control shots
ya
User avatar #61 - littlekittenfox (02/15/2014) [-]
yes kid have more sex but make sure u have a troghent condom
#52 - kanatana (02/15/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at actually those are hamburgers ** I love this thread.
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