Tree Full of Pollen. .. that was basically a cloud of tree jizz
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User avatar #1 - cyberconnor (05/25/2014) [-]
that was basically a cloud of tree jizz
User avatar #16 to #1 - Xaponz (05/25/2014) [-]
the guy did shake that wood pretty well
#11 - junkinator (05/25/2014) [-]
This is where bad noses go when they die
#39 - Byte (05/26/2014) [-]
You just jacked off a tree and sent it's juicy spunk into the sinuses of people like me.

Dick.
#40 to #39 - sharknik ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Right? Dude 			****		 this.
Right? Dude **** this.
#2 - cmndrfatty ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
So technically we breath pollen every day. Pollen is tree jizz. Are we getting raped by trees everyday?
User avatar #113 to #2 - asmodeu (05/26/2014) [-]
There was a post on funnyjunk about this quite recently...
I guess the whole internet just becomes one big repost after some time.
#116 to #113 - cmndrfatty ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
I think because of the 1000 thumb color text there have been a lot of reposts.
I think because of the 1000 thumb color text there have been a lot of reposts.
User avatar #54 to #2 - skulldan (05/26/2014) [-]
trees do not penetrate all of us , isnt technically rape.
#75 to #54 - popnotes (05/26/2014) [-]
"Rape = penetration"

Yeah, you're dumb.
User avatar #107 to #75 - applejuiceforme (05/26/2014) [-]
By definition, rape must include penetration.
According to the USDOJ, rape is, “The penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim.” www.justice.gov/opa/pr/2012/January/12-ag-018.html

In regards to what you said" no, rape does not equal penetration. After all, there is consensual penetration occurring at all times of day and all over the world. However, that's not what skulldan said in the first place. Skulldan said that because there was no penetration, there was no rape. Legally, there is no rape happening here, and that legal definition is an accepted standard for most civilized countries. When in doubt on rape, just remember, not all penetration is rape, but all rape is penetration.

Don't put words in people's mouths (rape=penetration), and don't assume knowledge in things you don't know.
User avatar #109 to #107 - skulldan (05/26/2014) [-]
thanks applejuice
#84 to #75 - skulldan (05/26/2014) [-]
i might be, just figured that was the case.
User avatar #33 to #2 - Viceroy ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Don't pretend you don't love it.
User avatar #3 to #2 - randomdudelny ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Bukkake'd!
#45 to #3 - thiswasnttaken (05/26/2014) [-]
Bukkatree'd?
User avatar #13 to #2 - misswunderlich (05/25/2014) [-]
Shhh, or the femnazis will hear you and then they will log all the trees...
#44 to #13 - thiswasnttaken (05/26/2014) [-]
Huh. log.
User avatar #6 to #2 - jackmanagan (05/25/2014) [-]
check your pollen privilege
#59 - fukkentyranitar (05/26/2014) [-]
MFW I have pollen and dust allergies.
My ears and nose would leak and itch like a ************ . Don't get me started on my throat and eyes.
User avatar #68 to #59 - tacticalhog (05/26/2014) [-]
Same, but for some reason, my eye tears a lot. And I say eye (singular) because only my right eye tears, never my left. Anyone have an idea as to why?
User avatar #76 to #68 - fukkentyranitar (05/26/2014) [-]
My eyes dry out and burn. My throats gets full of phlaem and my palette begin to itch and my multiple orifices begin to leak like lotion bottles. My mood also goes down the ****** .
#104 - cleavage (05/26/2014) [-]
as someone who has really bad hayfever i think this belongs in the morbid channel
as someone who has really bad hayfever i think this belongs in the morbid channel
User avatar #154 to #104 - becauseoprahsaidso (05/26/2014) [-]
I have no idea what that is. Would you die if you did what that guy did.
#110 to #104 - aetri ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
11/10 would die sneezing
11/10 would die sneezing
#91 - vermilliot (05/26/2014) [-]
I sneezed just by looking at it

Muh immune system...
#93 to #91 - analfooter (05/26/2014) [-]
Well, I think it's normal for your body to ******* want tree sperm out of your lungs
#164 to #93 - vermilliot (05/28/2014) [-]
Let overreact so much to some tree sperm that it will greatly reduce my possibility of functioning normally in daily life, thus lowering my chances of surviving and reproducing greatly, compared to someone not allergic.

Ye makes sense
#165 to #164 - analfooter (05/28/2014) [-]
Well then let's let out some wild tigers where-ever you live and let natural selection take its course.
#166 to #165 - vermilliot (05/31/2014) [-]
From debating usefulness of allergenic reacting in evolution we came to you suggest my cruel death by tigers.

You aren't a very good person, are you now Anal-foot man?
#167 to #166 - analfooter (05/31/2014) [-]
I try to be as good a person as I can be to those close to me. To all the others that I don't know, that i can't see or interact with I would like a little more natural selection. I liked the selection process of newborn babies in the movie 300 very much. If we were to make that a thing in our society, only the strong and healthy would be able to carry on their genes. I know that my survival in that world is not certain because I may not be strong enough, but that also means that the human race would have a lot better chance at surviving given the rate of degeneration our  modern world is suffering. So in conclusion, it isn't personal and I certainly don't think you should get killed because of your allergies, but the fact is that if your allergies dampens your senses or skills, you would die if natural selection would be able to work its course.
I try to be as good a person as I can be to those close to me. To all the others that I don't know, that i can't see or interact with I would like a little more natural selection. I liked the selection process of newborn babies in the movie 300 very much. If we were to make that a thing in our society, only the strong and healthy would be able to carry on their genes. I know that my survival in that world is not certain because I may not be strong enough, but that also means that the human race would have a lot better chance at surviving given the rate of degeneration our modern world is suffering. So in conclusion, it isn't personal and I certainly don't think you should get killed because of your allergies, but the fact is that if your allergies dampens your senses or skills, you would die if natural selection would be able to work its course.
#74 - BaconWrappedSteak (05/26/2014) [-]
[SNEEZING INTENSIFIES]
[SNEEZING INTENSIFIES]
#90 - ThatAnnoyingKid (05/26/2014) [-]
I always wondered what would happen if someone who got allergies snorted pollen.
User avatar #138 to #90 - Zyklone (05/26/2014) [-]
internal inflammation ?
#114 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
You now realise that is a cloud of flower semen
#117 to #114 - sinconn (05/26/2014) [-]
You also should now realize that we drive fueled by dead dinosaurs.
User avatar #136 to #117 - Zyklone (05/26/2014) [-]
because all water is in a cycle, you will drink dinosaur piss in your next beverage
User avatar #139 to #137 - Zyklone (05/26/2014) [-]
It takes around 5 years for 100% of your cells to die and replenish.

you are physically not the same person you used to be.
#145 to #139 - spacehawk (05/26/2014) [-]
Also: If you are 20 years or older, not a single atom in your body was in the original baby you. You are the same person but made of 100 % different building blocks.
User avatar #163 to #145 - Zyklone (05/27/2014) [-]
How can i be the same if im 100% different?
#125 to #117 - datmine ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
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#15 - screaming (05/25/2014) [-]
[Allergy Intensifies]
User avatar #103 - anatidaephilia (05/26/2014) [-]
10/10 would throw allergic kid into.
User avatar #94 - zenith (05/26/2014) [-]
We just saw a tree cum...
User avatar #14 - wanpo (05/25/2014) [-]
I can't breath just looking at it

it's an allergy joke
#132 - TheHon (05/26/2014) [-]
The dude with Hay Fever
The dude with Hay Fever
#156 to #132 - bluzzerstream (05/26/2014) [-]
This is what actually happened
This is what actually happened
#162 to #156 - TheHon (05/26/2014) [-]
Not my fault!
User avatar #79 - Cleavland Steamer (05/26/2014) [-]
420 smoke trees
User avatar #95 to #79 - theugandanhero (05/26/2014) [-]
smoky trees erre'day
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