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User avatar #2 - spermanentthreat (12/23/2014) [-]
And there it goes to my favs, between the cooking receipes and the porn links
#5 to #2 - applescryatnight (12/24/2014) [-]
mix 1 1/2 tbsp soy sauce, 1/2 tsp sesame oil, a pinch of ginger and sugar, and siracha to taste. set aside.
cook noodles and set aside.
heat oil in large pan
add in broccoli, mushrooms, and bean sprouts to oil. cook for a little while, then add spinach. when spinach is wrinkled add noodles to mixture.
add sauce to mixture
add soy sauce if noodles not completely saturated.

you probably have enough porn, so im not gonna supply you that

if you mix potassium nitrate, sugar, and sulfur, you make gunpowder.
potassium nitrate is cheap as balls, you can use it to grow strawberries or something.

to make a railgun, find two thin metal rods. hotglue them in place on a non metal base or find a way to make sure they dont move. create a capacitor bank by linking capacitors similar to a regular circuit. attach one end of the capacitor bank to one rod, and the other end to the other. charge the capacitors. put a small piece of metal in between the rods. the capacitors will shoot off a large burst of energy, which will course through one rod, through the small metal piece, into the other rod, and back to the capacitors, completing the circuit. the metal piece will be launched at high velocity due to the lorrenz law, that circuits will always attempt to expand themselves. this is why you MUST secure the rods so they do not move. if they do move they can blow up.
Chances are that the projectile will disintegrate mostly from the energy

to add sweetness to stew, add a tiny pinch of cinnamon. dont overdo it or its going to be the only thing you will taste

dont pull out anal beads like you are starting a lawnmower
User avatar #12 to #5 - killerliquid (12/24/2014) [-]
I was skimming through

thought it was just a regular recipe

you can imagine my confusion when I skimmed over and saw "railgun." Not knowing that the instructions for each thing to make were seperate
#15 to #12 - applescryatnight (12/24/2014) [-]
they dont have to be separate.
you can always use 400 kV and some gunpowder in your chow mein.
User avatar #10 to #5 - tosado (12/24/2014) [-]
For your last point, where I live, we refer to that as a rip cord.
#1 - yunnie (12/23/2014) [-]
perfect for pictures of my woody
perfect for pictures of my woody
#31 to #1 - ldnelson (12/24/2014) [-]
I enjoy this
I enjoy this
User avatar #8 to #1 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
19.7 in case amyone was wondering
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#40 to #8 - anon (12/24/2014) [-]
Mine's 4cm, from the ground, while standing on top of a car that's at the edge of a 200 meter cliff that's at the edge of our flat earth, which was confirmed by someone from the illuminati who was the 3d last member to join. 3cm penis confirmed.
#16 - TurtleOnItsBack (12/24/2014) [-]
Isn't printing a picture on paper still a picture on wood?
#38 to #16 - anon (12/24/2014) [-]
no
#19 to #16 - lolollo (12/24/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #21 to #16 - sugoi (12/24/2014) [-]
I woodn't know about that.
User avatar #18 to #16 - deathchain ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
If you generalize the hell out of paper, I guess.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (12/24/2014) [-]
i love you heres a plank of wood.
#30 - Awesomecarrot (12/24/2014) [-]
At first I didn't get that she put a picture on the wood; I thought it was just plain paper.
I was confused as **** as to where the picture came from...
#20 - lotengo ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
sneaking a face in at the end, figuring i wont use this reaction pic.

Nice try.
User avatar #28 to #20 - iridium (12/24/2014) [-]
Eh at least she's next to the photo, not blocking it.
User avatar #36 to #28 - Sexysammich (12/24/2014) [-]
Heh...block
#37 to #28 - anon (12/24/2014) [-]
she is kinda grabbing it and blocking some of the wood that has the photo in it, so for practical terms, she didn't go for quality because she was holding the wood and showing her face, without zooming to show how the end product will be.
User avatar #22 - Viceroy (12/24/2014) [-]
Define 'gel medium'.
User avatar #26 to #22 - thirdjess ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Gel medium is a stuff artists use to make their paint textured. Ever seen canvas artwork where it looks like they slathered half a tonne of paint on there? That's gel medium.
User avatar #24 - abesimpson (12/24/2014) [-]
But if you place the picture side down won't the image be inverted?
User avatar #27 to #24 - thirdjess ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
You're not supposed to use an actual photograph like on photo paper, you're supposed to print it on regular printer paper - so if necessary you can flip the image.
#13 - stickmanz (12/24/2014) [-]
When you have no one but your mom who would appreciate this
User avatar #33 - richardastley ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
What in the **** is gel medium?
#23 - underthetable (12/24/2014) [-]
i'm artistic pay attention to me.
User avatar #7 - gregthebobo (12/24/2014) [-]
Plank!
#4 - tacosmells (12/23/2014) [-]
the best way to do this is to buy a 8x11 label sheet and rip off the labels. then print the pic onto the glossy side that faced the sticker
#6 to #4 - myohmyahairylamp (12/24/2014) [-]
Steve Ramsey approves.
User avatar #11 to #6 - godtherapist (12/24/2014) [-]
I also watch Wood Working for Mere Mortals.
#25 - anon (12/24/2014) [-]
#3 - faggetface (12/23/2014) [-]
-nicely dressed
-crafty
-looks cute
-ring
-kid
8/10 would wife
#35 - fistefist (12/24/2014) [-]
Tried it with a portrait of Gustave Doré on canvas. Didnt tur out all that great ad have no real clue why
#34 - sumerfag (12/24/2014) [-]
**sumerfag used "*roll picture*"**
**sumerfag rolled image** put this on some wood
#32 - crimsonhunter (12/24/2014) [-]
**crimsonhunter used "*roll picture*"**
**crimsonhunter rolled image**
lol wut?
User avatar #17 - amagicalwhimsy (12/24/2014) [-]
I've done this, but I used photos and lightly sanded the plastic backing off.. you get a muuuuch high quality image but it takes a long ass time
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