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User avatar #2 - secretzx (12/26/2015) [-]
>Died a hero's death fighting traitors
The legend never dies.
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#103 to #2 - vfrank (12/27/2015) [-]
*Whispers* You can only be a legend after you die
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User avatar #61 to #2 - stormtraitor (12/27/2015) [-]
Forever in our hearts,
His image will occupy our minds while we spin around,
Whilst eliminating all traitors from the galaxy.
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#51 to #2 - nowthatsedgy ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
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#14 - polarpulse ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
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#74 to #20 - Minnesota (12/27/2015) [-]
Here. Have an mp4 version.
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User avatar #75 to #74 - Minnesota (12/27/2015) [-]
Sorry. Didn't read enough of the comments. >>#66 did it first.
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User avatar #23 to #21 - sgtmajjohnson (12/26/2015) [-]
SICK SPINS, TR-8R
These are 3 different videos.
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#62 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
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#72 to #62 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
But doesnt our lord and saviour tr8-tr fit under the category of "Cool design, mysterious and bad ass"?

as in, didnt he have very little lines and doesn't really do much (to the plot, cuz he ****** finn up good).
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#102 to #72 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
No, he's just a mook. He doesn't have any particular marketing appeal or toy capability than any other storm trooper. That's what makes him work.
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#106 to #62 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
What the hell even was Phasma? It was like they went halfway toward building something interesting and then literally threw her in the trash.
Like what the hell.
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User avatar #94 to #62 - firstflame (12/27/2015) [-]
Phasma would have been okay if she din't yield very fast and get thrown in the trash
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User avatar #16 - lawlight (12/26/2015) [-]
could a star wars wizard explain to me why the light saber wasn't able to cut through the stick?
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User avatar #93 to #16 - firstflame (12/27/2015) [-]
maybe its super resistant to heat, some kind of starwars metal?
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User avatar #31 to #16 - huntergriff ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
It was made with a lightsaber resistant material.
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User avatar #36 to #31 - dvdfaust ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
lightsaber cut stick, just make two stick

stick always win
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User avatar #38 to #36 - huntergriff ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
you could vaporize the sticks.
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#40 to #38 - colacp (12/27/2015) [-]
Then millions of tiny sticks get in your lungs. Beat you up on a cellular level.

Stick always win.
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User avatar #104 to #40 - headharvest (12/27/2015) [-]
what if the enemy also has a stick
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#41 to #16 - Dadhhg (12/27/2015) [-]
Light sabers can't cut through everything. Phrik, mandalorian iron, neuranium, songsteel, ultrachrome,cortosis, there are even certain animals that have lightsaber resistant hides.
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User avatar #22 - caesarslegion (12/26/2015) [-]
I hope he becomes a recurring character in the movies, he's never given a name or anything he just pops out of nowhere yells; "TRAITOR" and kicks the **** out of Finn until he gets saved by Disney Good Guys always win magic.

but you always know it's him as he has battle damage on his armor IE, a huge skorch mark from Chewbacca's Bow Caster
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#80 to #22 - guitarassassin (12/27/2015) [-]
Now this is an idea I can get behind. They could even have it to where his only line of dialogue is "TRAITOR!" every time he shows up.
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#59 - thefasrdog ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
GIF
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#37 - mcburd (12/27/2015) [-]
JESUS CHRIST HOW LOYAL
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#70 to #37 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
Have you two made the babies yet?
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User avatar #49 to #37 - kibbleking (12/27/2015) [-]
Aren't you a dead meme?
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#73 to #49 - mcburd (12/27/2015) [-]
Probly, yeah
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#81 to #73 - firestormf (12/27/2015) [-]
Mcburd is still my favorite meme, I dont know what you mean about mcburd, also how is wally?
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User avatar #82 to #81 - mcburd (12/27/2015) [-]
He's alright. Been busy though.
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#83 to #82 - firestormf (12/27/2015) [-]
Hes a bird, what is he busy with that keeps him from doing whatever he does normally?
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User avatar #87 to #83 - mcburd (12/27/2015) [-]
He's been working, gotta pay rent and all that
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#88 to #87 - firestormf (12/27/2015) [-]
Where does he work might I ask?
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User avatar #116 to #88 - mcburd (12/27/2015) [-]
Thats rather personal.
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#6 - zacisghandi ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
I don't think she's much to look at under the helmet either. Not my kind of lady
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#76 to #6 - dominomnom (12/27/2015) [-]
I'm the only person I know who thinks she's pretty all right looking and would probabaly do her if given the chance. SNU SNU!
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User avatar #7 to #6 - galanorth ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Oh god, I haven't seen the movie, it's her? I can't stand her. People think she is fitting for the female warrior role, because she has a large frame, but she has the muscular build of a high schooler who plays in the chess club. And her face? Sheldon from big bang theory Zimbabwe looks more formidable, I just can't take her seriously!
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User avatar #11 to #7 - zacisghandi ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
you never see her without the helmet and has very little screen time or lines, it's only because i'm a big GoT fan that i recognised her voice wasn't aware she was even in it. I went in as blind as i could
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#30 to #11 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
seriously though the cast has been known long before the movies release. I came across it and I wasn't even looking it up.
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User avatar #64 to #7 - nanako ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
you are correct.
she should lift more
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User avatar #67 to #64 - galanorth ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
Exactly, it always gets me when actors and actresses get paid absurd amounts of money for a role, but don't put in the effort to prepare for it.
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#69 to #67 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
>implying that anyone should ever recieve that much money for something as simple as acting

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User avatar #50 to #7 - kibbleking (12/27/2015) [-]
kek. She's taller than you.
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User avatar #52 to #50 - galanorth ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
Yeah? I literally just said she has a large frame, and how that isn't enough. If anything I'd prefer it for her to be even taller, in addition to improving her musculature, because she is an actress who is supposed to be imposing but just isn't.
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User avatar #53 to #52 - kibbleking (12/27/2015) [-]
It's ok to be upset. A lot of people are manlets.
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User avatar #54 to #53 - galanorth ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
K.
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User avatar #55 to #54 - kibbleking (12/27/2015) [-]
You can deny it or accept it. I can tell you which one hurts more, but that one will also give you a renewed confidence.
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User avatar #56 to #55 - galanorth ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
I fail to see how my height has any bearing on an actress' ability to fulfill her role on the screen.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - kibbleking (12/27/2015) [-]
You're a manlet. Get over it.
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User avatar #58 to #57 - galanorth ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
k
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User avatar #9 to #6 - ibowtobacon ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, but if she had a dick FunnyJunk would feel differently
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#39 to #9 - colacp (12/27/2015) [-]
And if you had a dick we'd feel differently.
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#89 to #9 - failtotheepicpower (12/27/2015) [-]
The double standard of judging her face when it is literally never even shown in the movie. I'm sure she's reading these comments in her mansion and bawling her eyes out because a guy on funnyjunk doesn't think she's pretty
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#85 - traytor (12/27/2015) [-]
GIF
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little TRAITOR? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the First Order and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the New Republic, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in baton warfare and I’m the top trooper in of Captain Phasma’s armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another traitor. I will wipe you the **** out with spins the likes of which have never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my ******* words.
You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Comms? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Sith across space and your BB-8 unit is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, TRAITOR. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred spins, and that’s just with my baton.
Not only am I extensively trained in baton combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the First Order Strormtrooper Battalion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Jakku, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” betrayal was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* blaster.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn TRAITOR. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re ******* dead, TRAITOR.
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#34 - frostbitcanadian (12/27/2015) [-]
These TR-8R memes
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#47 - aizeinstein (12/27/2015) [-]
> Balls of durasteel
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User avatar #95 to #48 - crazylance (12/27/2015) [-]
I am so confused by myself now.
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User avatar #96 to #48 - papagascoigne (12/27/2015) [-]
aaawwwww yeaaaaaaaaaa, meed more
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User avatar #105 to #98 - davidteninch (12/27/2015) [-]
Damn, how can she fit all that into her armor?
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User avatar #99 to #98 - papagascoigne (12/27/2015) [-]
thats the stuff
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#63 - reinbowxdash ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
**reinbowxdash used "*roll picture*"**
**reinbowxdash rolled image**Why did everyone hype her up?

She literally did NOTHING the entire movie.
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User avatar #86 to #63 - ashadowguy ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
trailers
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#66 - thesirofponies ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
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