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#17 - motherfuckingkenji (02/08/2015) [-]
This guy's taller.
#26 to #17 - amalah (02/08/2015) [-]
At first I was like "No way that 			******		 was 9'11''", and then it hit me...   
   
 What, did you expect a 9/11 joke? Non here. Sorry.
At first I was like "No way that ****** was 9'11''", and then it hit me...

What, did you expect a 9/11 joke? Non here. Sorry.
#108 to #26 - omfgninjaneer (02/09/2015) [-]
Did it hit you like it was 9/11?
#13 - guitarassassin (02/08/2015) [-]
When she tells you to go **** yourself.
User avatar #110 to #13 - keybladewarrior (02/09/2015) [-]
"Don't trust these hoes so I ride my own dick."
#62 to #48 - adr (02/09/2015) [-]
"don't trust these hoes so I **** myself"
#14 - tksparty (02/08/2015) [-]
Compared to a lot of Hollywood guys Tom Cruise isn't even that short. Granted he's still a filthy manlet but so are the rest of them.
User avatar #78 to #14 - theghostrider (02/09/2015) [-]
...I can't believe I'm taller than the majority of them.
User avatar #79 to #14 - Visual (02/09/2015) [-]
TIL being 5'11" barely qualifies me as not being a manlet
#91 to #14 - klldarkness (02/09/2015) [-]
This actually cheered me up alot.

I'm 5 foot 8, and always felt kinda ****** about it.

But if johnny ******* depp can make do at 5 foot 9?
#94 to #14 - drakebro (02/09/2015) [-]
Wow, I'm taller than all of these people at 6 feet. That surprises me.
#33 to #14 - lordraine (02/08/2015) [-]
I had no idea I was taller than 90% of Hollywood. I guess there's just a wuy whose entire job is to hide soapboxes everywhere on sets so AAA Blockbusters aren't inhabited by Munchkins and Oompa Loompas.
User avatar #42 to #14 - Darianvincent (02/08/2015) [-]
No Harrison Ford? He's over 6 foot I believe.
User avatar #44 to #42 - Darianvincent (02/08/2015) [-]
6'1
#53 to #14 - deytookmejerrb (02/09/2015) [-]
At least I'm taller than hobbit.
User avatar #22 to #14 - Devourer (02/08/2015) [-]
what the actual **** . Are all americans this short?!?

and here I was thinking I'm just average height at 6"...
(at least I am here in Holland )
#23 to #22 - tksparty (02/08/2015) [-]
The average height is actually pretty low. It's a human psychological thing that you only notice/compare yourself to people who are better then you and since taller = better you only notice people taller then yourself. I used to be really self conscious about my height because of this but I'm actually about 4/5 inches above average for my country. In the Netherlands average male height is 5' 11" - 6', you guys are tall.
#28 to #23 - cherubium (02/08/2015) [-]
******* annoying as hell being below average in my own country (Sweden) but above average world wide.
#63 to #14 - cdmin (02/09/2015) [-]
i think u forgot something
User avatar #66 to #63 - thesovereigngrave (02/09/2015) [-]
At first I was looking for a banana, but then I noticed the 'X'.
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#116 to #63 - furiousmarshmellow has deleted their comment [-]
#16 to #14 - casval (02/08/2015) [-]
....I am taller than both Harry Potter and Frodo.

I no longer want to bang them.
User avatar #43 to #16 - MrDeadiron (02/08/2015) [-]
Dont worry they dont want to bang you either.
User avatar #18 to #16 - Smidgit (02/08/2015) [-]
I'd still bang Dan rad. I've never wanted to bang frodo.
User avatar #41 to #14 - numbmind (02/08/2015) [-]
Does money make you short?
User avatar #15 to #14 - compared ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Thanks for making a comparison, hope you have a nice day.
User avatar #21 to #14 - zeldamasterace (02/08/2015) [-]
George Clooney is only 5"'10'!?!?!!?

wtf i always thought he was like 6"3' or some ****
User avatar #56 to #21 - gggeee ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Wait I'm as tall as George Clooney
What the ****
I thought Hollywood stars were supposed to be like giants compared to most people
User avatar #57 to #56 - compared ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Thanks a lot for using a comparison, hope you have a nice day.
User avatar #61 to #57 - gggeee ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
I was so confused for like 30 seconds
User avatar #120 to #56 - sphincterface (02/09/2015) [-]
Holy **** man, I am too. Dude, we should kidnap George Clooney, get facial surgery to look just like him, practice imitating his voice and we could both take turns being George Clooney.
User avatar #76 to #14 - zonryu (02/09/2015) [-]
cool im as tall as Jonny D
User avatar #72 to #14 - scorcho (02/09/2015) [-]
i'm taller than george clooney and johnny depp. Holy **** that really takes something away from their whole ethos
User avatar #124 to #14 - wrocky ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
bs on javier bardem. he's 5"11.
User avatar #52 to #14 - marking (02/09/2015) [-]
Wait seriously? Are they really that tall? **** this messes up with my views.
#117 to #14 - furiousmarshmellow (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm as tall as Jason Statham.
#31 to #14 - kingderps (02/08/2015) [-]
Being 5"11 I feel massive looking at this. I see people taller than me all the time. I was just dwarfed by this monster at subway, felt like a midget standing next to him.
#115 to #14 - anon (02/09/2015) [-]
hollywood really needs to get more actors
#40 to #14 - anon (02/08/2015) [-]
Robin Williams is actually 6 feet. Under.
User avatar #51 to #40 - raginhardon (02/09/2015) [-]
i feel that robin williams would actually appreciate that joke, he did have a dark sense of humor in his standups
#5 - sinery (02/08/2015) [-]
MFW I'm 1.9 m.   
MFW seeing Tom Cruise wax doll.
MFW I'm 1.9 m.
MFW seeing Tom Cruise wax doll.
#107 to #5 - anon (02/09/2015) [-]
GO BACK TO EUROPE, METRIC USER!
'Murica
#118 to #5 - anon (02/09/2015) [-]
6' 3"
#6 to #5 - sinery (02/08/2015) [-]
MFW seeing Arnold SomthingNeger terminator wax doll.
#3 - Kaellnx ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Awwwwww yeeeeeaaaaaah ************ Ponyboy!
#9 to #3 - anon (02/08/2015) [-]
******* bronies with their gay ass **** trying to make a real movie
#38 to #9 - therockofshame (02/08/2015) [-]
Easily the best bait I've ever seen.
Easily the best bait I've ever seen.
#10 to #9 - boomerpyro ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
how ******* ignorant are you, did you even read up on the production date?!
User avatar #39 to #10 - Kaellnx ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Im surprised, he was best greaser.
User avatar #67 to #3 - Cobaltsushi (02/09/2015) [-]
>See Outsiders post
>Swell with Chocolate cake and beer
User avatar #69 to #67 - Kaellnx ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Stay golden Ponyboy!
#11 - carbohydrates (02/08/2015) [-]
"Tom Cruise, a burnt out light bulb, no stepladder; Mission Impossible."
User avatar #58 - wotterpatch (02/09/2015) [-]
Oh man i just watched Oblivion. Great movie 10/10 highly recommended.

Great plot twist
User avatar #77 to #58 - scorcho (02/09/2015) [-]
that movie is more like a 6/10. Not terrible, not good either.
#70 to #58 - slysixtyfourwii ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Really? I dunno, I kinda felt it was predictable. I saw it with a friend and I made a bet with her that the people ordering him around were AI's and he was a clone . I won the bet. But hey, to each his own. Thumbing you up so you know I respect your opinion.
User avatar #80 to #70 - wotterpatch (02/09/2015) [-]
To be fair the mostly nude redhead in the beginning gavea it a few extra points...


#73 to #70 - anon (02/09/2015) [-]
it was really predictable, yes. it's still a good movie, but nowhere near close to 10/10.
User avatar #65 to #58 - psyachu (02/09/2015) [-]
I know, Mehrunes Dagon opening those portals to take over tamriel? Crazy stuff.
User avatar #68 to #65 - wotterpatch (02/09/2015) [-]
I also recommend the game too, 11/10

currently in dementia trying to find cool things
#59 - thearcher (02/09/2015) [-]
6"4.25 here - it's pretty awesome up here
#92 to #59 - ogloko (02/09/2015) [-]
until its time to get on a roller coaster
User avatar #71 to #59 - scowler (02/09/2015) [-]
How's the weather?
#74 to #71 - thearcher (02/09/2015) [-]
Pretty good, warm air rises and all that
User avatar #75 to #74 - scowler (02/09/2015) [-]
Good for you, then.
User avatar #84 to #59 - bme (02/09/2015) [-]
why add the quarter inch? thats for short people. we're better then that.
#87 to #84 - thearcher (02/09/2015) [-]
I have an older brother who's 6"4.5 - it's gotten me competitive about my height
User avatar #90 to #87 - hackmon (02/09/2015) [-]
Do yourself a favour and round to the nearest inch. You sound like a fool saying 6"4.25 (and not just because that means you're 6.425 inches tall)
#30 - kingderps (02/08/2015) [-]
Maybe the ground was uneven. Or his Scientology powers allow him to levitate.
#35 to #30 - nancyboy (02/08/2015) [-]
Nah they just always give him platform shoes and use weird perspectives
User avatar #46 - aguycalledlee (02/08/2015) [-]
I'm 165cm (5,4ft).

yay me
#109 to #46 - supercookieduster (02/09/2015) [-]
same. pic unrelated
#47 to #46 - anon (02/08/2015) [-]
how's the weather down there
User avatar #50 to #47 - aguycalledlee (02/08/2015) [-]
cloudy with a chance of giving ***** .

i ain't mad, bruh
#2 - anon (02/08/2015) [-]
Humans aren't straight rigid bodies, their spine can make them bend giving the apparent illusion of being smaller than their actual height.
Where you born yesterday or what?
User avatar #4 to #2 - beasert (02/08/2015) [-]
It's a stipulation he has where he has to be taller than other characters.
User avatar #49 - skullhead (02/08/2015) [-]
I'm exactly 6 feet tall. No taller, no shorter.

It's like God couldn't be arsed with me, he just pressed 6 then hit next
User avatar #54 to #49 - mrshrapnel ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
That would imply God uses imperial instead of metric.
User avatar #64 to #54 - phtholognyrrh (02/09/2015) [-]
according to Freedom, the murican eagle, he does
#45 - captainprincess ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
mfw Im taller than Tom Cruise
User avatar #85 - cactusphalus (02/09/2015) [-]
the numbers mason, what do they mean?
User avatar #81 - zuflux ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
I don't understand the height measurement. Say you're 5'9". Shouldn't the next inch up be 6'0"?
Why does it go past 10? What is this?
User avatar #82 to #81 - Bruda (02/09/2015) [-]
How many inches are in a foot?
User avatar #89 to #82 - sandwichchaser (02/09/2015) [-]
12" in 1'... ******* Imperial System. Metric Makes More Sense.
#88 to #82 - skindread (02/09/2015) [-]
18?
User avatar #83 to #81 - bme (02/09/2015) [-]
there are 12 inches in a foot it goes 1"-11" the 1 ft the 1'1"-1'11" 2ft 2'1-2'11" and so on
#93 to #81 - anon (02/09/2015) [-]
12 inches in a foot for whatever reason.
User avatar #95 to #93 - sketchE (02/09/2015) [-]
because thats what the king said before they left us alone for a few hundred years
#98 to #81 - anon (02/09/2015) [-]
Imperial system , 12 inches in a foot , 3 feet in a yard , a metre is 39 + 3/8 inches , a foot of snow for us is roughly 30 cm so when the weather channel tells us 15cm of show is expected we know it's bout 6 inches . I'm 5'-9'' tall or 175.26 cm . Metric converters are installed on most computers sold in north America thank god for that .
#7 to #1 - anon (02/08/2015) [-]
IT'S NOT ABOUT ACTING YOU DIP.
IT'S ABOUT HOW INSECURE SCIENTOLOGY FRONTMAN TOM CRUISE IS ABOUT HIS OWN HEIGHT
#127 - redresume (02/14/2015) [-]
**redresume used "*roll picture*"**
**redresume rolled image** Taller thank Tom Cruise, Check
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