To Do List. . Wear shirt that mfg-' s "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other. Major in philosop
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

To Do List

Wear shirt that mfg-' s "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner.
Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet mordre all wondering why I gathered
you here," with a straight face.
Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.
Wait until Someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, loudly scream
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When answers, yell "It worked!"
and run out cheering.
Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.
Invite into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I' been
expecting you-"
Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
Become a doctor. Change last name tcr Acula.
Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I' been turned into a parrot."
Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
Stacy' s mom.
  • Recommend tagsx
Views: 25721
Favorited: 227
Submitted: 10/07/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to dishesaredone E-mail to friend submit to reddit



Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #4 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I think the one about going back in time would work better like this...

Run into store and yell what date is it? wait for answer, say damn, run out angrily.
Exactly one year and one day later return to the same store, yell what date is it?
Scream excitedly "It worked! it really worked!" leave happily skipping down the street.
#18 - zarcos (10/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
All of these things are super autistic.
#20 to #18 - koeln (10/08/2013) [-]
I think you need to google what autism really is...
Or did I miss something? Its misused so much on this site. Is it the new OCD? Honest question...
#17 - optimussum (10/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I did the first one at London MCM Expo earlier this year.
User avatar #9 - CrabFace (10/07/2013) [-]
>end up buying ****** horse
>"oscar takes the lead takes last place"
#5 - pappanoodles (10/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm working on becoming a doctor and then change my last name to banner
User avatar #15 - biggrand (10/08/2013) [-]
> need 3 people
> all dressed like future people
> two run in and ask what year it is
> look at eachother and say "dude!" then run out and away
> third guy is "future cop"
> " did you see two guys ask what year it is?"
> " **** !"
> run out

feel free to use pyrotechnics in back ally for interesting sounds
User avatar #8 - reican ONLINE (10/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
To do:

Find out what the fox says.
User avatar #35 - thebestpieever (10/08/2013) [-]
Well, you know. Stacy's mom has got it going on.
User avatar #25 - coolioplasm (10/08/2013) [-]
I wanna do the second one, but instead with 2 assassins
User avatar #11 - memescomefromb (10/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Regarding the horse race one

My Wife knows everything versus My Wife knows nothing
User avatar #7 - antzell (10/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't understand the horse one please explain.
#14 to #7 - generalwatergate (10/08/2013) [-]
Oscar Takes The Lead takes the lead, or Oscar Takes The Lead takes last place.
#38 - dadukesta has deleted their comment [-]
#34 - arrowshock (10/08/2013) [-]
My 11th grade history teacher actually did the make a test with all the same answers thing. It was 25 questions and 22 of the answers were A. Needless to say, the whole room was confused and panicking.
#31 - hypest (10/08/2013) [-]
Source is
User avatar #30 - greyshirt (10/08/2013) [-]
To do list for this guy's friend
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Never stop kicking Andres in the nuts.
User avatar #28 - warlockrichard ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
I actually did the first one I only wish I could have been there when that homeless dude woke up to find a lemon in his money cup
#27 - Spectricity (10/08/2013) [-]
I did the first one for halloween last year
Got mad bitches b/c so clever
#23 - fedegon (10/08/2013) [-]
Reminds me once when I was moving, once I almost finished, I realized I forgot the chair, and since it was a rotating one, I said the above. Because, hey, why not?
I also scooted around a lot that day.
#10 - CrackinSkulls (10/07/2013) [-]
God damn this is older than the internet itself.
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)