Title. . I will not! You can choose one but a random person can also choose to have sex with you every day person to have sex with each day. >mfw get to pick hottest girls in the world >mfw ugly so will never get picked sex willyoupresstheb com will You press the button every day
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I will not!
You can choose one but a random person can
also choose to have sex
with you every day
person to have sex with
each day
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User avatar #12 - rokulda ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
>mfw get to pick hottest girls in the world
>mfw ugly so will never get picked
#93 to #12 - summers (04/18/2014) [-]
**summers rolled image** inb4 random person is this
User avatar #126 to #12 - majordraco (04/18/2014) [-]
I will keep you company, all the time.
#127 to #126 - rokulda ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
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#132 to #129 - rokulda ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #161 to #12 - strelokkk (04/18/2014) [-]
I've been around the Internet long enough to know that there's a lotta people with weird fetishes, like ugly people. So beware !
User avatar #40 to #12 - KIKORBV ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
What is your face when?
#74 to #40 - lecorbi (04/18/2014) [-]
< this!
User avatar #125 to #74 - majordraco (04/18/2014) [-]
that took forever to load but was worth it!
#153 to #125 - anon (04/18/2014) [-]
**** you
#168 to #153 - hazop (04/18/2014) [-]
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#235 to #153 - brettyht (04/18/2014) [-]
this didn't need to be a .gif. Anyone ave a good quality .jpeg of this?
this didn't need to be a .gif. Anyone ave a good quality .jpeg of this?
User avatar #238 to #125 - pizzaweed (04/18/2014) [-]
You think you're funny?



5 minutes.


I'll never get those five minutes back



You funny bastard
#116 to #74 - danster (04/18/2014) [-]
**danster rolled image**
#166 to #40 - newusernam (04/18/2014) [-]
**newusernam rolled image** this
#89 - runapuff (04/18/2014) [-]
Well sure they can choose to have sex with me. But will they?
Well sure they can choose to have sex with me. But will they?
#42 - anon (04/18/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** who i'd have sex with
**anonymous rolled image** who i'd have sex with
#117 to #42 - danster (04/18/2014) [-]
**danster rolled image**
My turn
User avatar #141 to #117 - deathtobreakfast (04/18/2014) [-]
Ok, I guess you are going to get mentaly ****** .
User avatar #208 to #42 - rmdx (04/18/2014) [-]
you ****** up
#213 to #42 - kabulanolac (04/18/2014) [-]
**kabulanolac rolled image** I'm gonna have sex with this so hard!
**kabulanolac rolled image** I'm gonna have sex with this so hard!
#198 to #42 - aytoktonik (04/18/2014) [-]
**aytoktonik rolled image**  Ey bbY w4nt sum fuk?
**aytoktonik rolled image** Ey bbY w4nt sum fuk?
#109 to #42 - DahColeTrain ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #51 to #42 - slikmonkey (04/18/2014) [-]
Sexual Chocolate is gonna put you in the hall of pain.
#5 - teludabomb (04/17/2014) [-]
I would risk it.
I would risk it.
User avatar #158 to #5 - klina (04/18/2014) [-]
On a scale of 10, how much are you a kissless virgin?
#314 to #158 - stalini (04/18/2014) [-]
many kissless virgins out here thumbing you down
User avatar #326 to #314 - klina (04/18/2014) [-]
True.
User avatar #3 - puffingpuffin (04/17/2014) [-]
*Jabs the button harder than a shiv into a truxican sternum.
#179 to #3 - colbraabb (04/18/2014) [-]
I don't get it, is that some sort of Crimson Lance saying?
#59 - deletedmyaccount (04/18/2014) [-]
Push it! Joke's on you, no one would ever wanna have sex with ME!

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Haha...ha.
#185 to #59 - plasticcup (04/18/2014) [-]
You'd be surprised.    
   
Even if you think you are a 6/10    
   
some 5-4/10 girl will think you are their 10. (if that makes any sense)
You'd be surprised.

Even if you think you are a 6/10

some 5-4/10 girl will think you are their 10. (if that makes any sense)
#349 to #185 - deletedmyaccount (04/19/2014) [-]
It was more for the sake of the joke. Im reality, I am...meh, actually, I probably am about 6/10, but I'm charming or some **** cause I got an 8/10 girl at worst.
User avatar #350 to #349 - plasticcup (04/19/2014) [-]
Good for you man,

i have that dumb thing where i get WAY too attached to a girl and i have that "never want to lose her" thing so i tend to avoid relationships
User avatar #224 to #185 - greedtheavaricious (04/18/2014) [-]
6/10 is not bad, really.

4/10 is bad. 5/10 is okay. 6/10 is above okay.

So yeah.
#137 - kibaru (04/18/2014) [-]
**kibaru rolled image** who would want to have sex with me
**kibaru rolled image** who would want to have sex with me
#160 to #137 - aulubear (04/18/2014) [-]
If I had to guess.

Not that person.
User avatar #338 to #137 - chezburgadominator (04/18/2014) [-]
I have discovered that we can enlarge gifs now, thank you glorious admin for this gift.
#163 to #137 - DeLaGunA (04/18/2014) [-]
Alison Brie is so ******* hot! You lucky bastard
User avatar #275 to #137 - sciencexplain (04/18/2014) [-]
You lucky, lucky, lucky bastard. I wish I was you. I would do things so incomprehensible to her that they haven't invented terms for it on urban dictionary yet.
#294 to #275 - anon (04/18/2014) [-]
Let's be real here, you'd last for five minutes then go soft on her.
User avatar #295 to #294 - sciencexplain (04/18/2014) [-]
On Alison Brie? Impossible. Look at that face and that perfect figure. It would be impossible to go soft with that perfection sitting on top of you. Although, 5 minutes is pushing it.
#60 - lirfy (04/18/2014) [-]
**lirfy rolled image** person who will 			****		 me
**lirfy rolled image** person who will **** me
#152 to #60 - happyflowerkid (04/18/2014) [-]
Even if You`re a dude, thats Terry Crews so you can be proud of it!
#251 to #60 - jacktherabbitwhite (04/18/2014) [-]
Nice knowin you
Nice knowin you
User avatar #82 to #60 - hassanane (04/18/2014) [-]
"Once you go Black, you're going to need a wheelchair."


Good luck.
#75 - mewcubed (04/18/2014) [-]
What could possibly go wrong
What could possibly go wrong
#87 to #75 - kingkaga (04/18/2014) [-]
AIDS
#9 - zackariaha (04/17/2014) [-]
**zackariaha rolled user kissestotheworld ** My choice, they are.
**zackariaha rolled user kissestotheworld ** My choice, they are.
User avatar #210 to #9 - kimilsung ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
People are thumbing you because they think you rolled the picture.

Clever but **** you
#217 to #210 - despicablemaz (04/18/2014) [-]
I'm thumbing him cause it was funny. Anyone who sees that comment with that image in relation to this content should be smart enough to tell it isn't a roll. But I'm sure you're still right
User avatar #263 to #210 - fjaggot (04/18/2014) [-]
why the **** can I enlarge it?
#330 to #210 - zackariaha (04/18/2014) [-]
Didnt plan it out, just thought it was funny, but im glad people enjoyed it
#196 - iamrexraptor (04/18/2014) [-]
>have sex with the girl I like
>waiting for the random person
>never happens
>mfw.jpg
#172 - hawaiianman (04/18/2014) [-]
There is no downside considering no one would **** me anyways
#154 - mrsonic (04/18/2014) [-]
**mrsonic rolled image** My instant first choice.
User avatar #143 - iamausername (04/18/2014) [-]
Straight male prospective here -

I think of this positively, You get to have sex with one person you want each day - great.
Someone can also have sex with you, I see no problem if it's a female.

The only con is you may take a d in the a (if you're gay the former is a con, bi? you win win win), but at least you know you're attractive to both genders and that should be a confidence boost, something to think about and make you happy while you're struggling to take a **** the next morning.
User avatar #144 to #143 - Davidowns (04/18/2014) [-]
Because everyone knows there is no such thing as an un-attractive person right?
User avatar #145 to #144 - iamausername (04/18/2014) [-]
You could always make up for a bad sexual experience with an even better one, but yeah, I guess I forgot about some things... I was trying to stay positive.

I'm not a bulky man! an overweight woman could physically crush me!
This idea no longer appeals to me, I'm going back to roofies.
User avatar #146 to #145 - Davidowns (04/18/2014) [-]
Good luck.
#147 to #146 - iamausername (04/18/2014) [-]
I don't need luck. I'm good.
I don't need luck. I'm good.
#258 to #143 - jacktherabbitwhite (04/18/2014) [-]
It is here that I am struck with the realization that a number of my closer friends are gay. I might not be able to press this button, four balls is way too many, and I'm completely not attracted to them that way.

Well, unless it's Ozzy. He's cute, I guess.
User avatar #353 to #258 - iamausername (04/19/2014) [-]
The picture. The picture got me. xD
#352 to #143 - anon (04/19/2014) [-]
Give it five weeks and your ass will be fine, and you'll be preventing prostate cancer.
#34 - ieatsnatch (04/18/2014) [-]
So this could be my daily sex life? Ah **** it, I could always just murder anyone who chooses me.
#123 to #34 - adamks (04/18/2014) [-]
Well you can't murder them before you had sex with them so it's kinda pointless.
User avatar #101 to #34 - esmebuffay (04/18/2014) [-]
I like your thinking, when in doubt, murder.
#63 to #34 - IamSofaKingdom (04/18/2014) [-]
Implying it would always be women who choose you.
Implying it would always be women who choose you.
#4 - leadstriker (04/17/2014) [-]
**leadstriker rolled image**
#228 to #4 - newdevyx (04/18/2014) [-]
**newdevyx rolled image** That makes me so 			*******		 angry.
**newdevyx rolled image** That makes me so ******* angry.
#157 to #4 - prancingkid (04/18/2014) [-]
I'm going to pretend this isn't real.
I'm going to pretend this isn't real.
User avatar #6 to #4 - kolpster (04/17/2014) [-]
That just made me cringe.
I think this is the turning point in my life where I finally decide to become a hitman.
User avatar #310 - Hreidmar ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
Nobody in their right mind is going to choose me, so I'm going to go ahead and claim that there's no downside here.
#327 to #310 - zynax (04/18/2014) [-]
This.
#299 - chiopet (04/18/2014) [-]
**chiopet rolled image** who i'd pick
User avatar #317 to #299 - caton (04/18/2014) [-]
I'm okay with this
User avatar #44 - funnymonky (04/18/2014) [-]
Get sex, and told that someone likes you? Hell yeah.
User avatar #120 - lmfaoattheboat ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
hahaha
i fail to see the problem
they wont pick me
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