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User avatar #1 - leonhardt (01/01/2014) [-]
"We're playing Cowboys and Indians. Not Wizards and Space Marines."

"I'm telling."

"I don't care I'm older than your mom."
User avatar #28 - SirVladimir (01/02/2014) [-]
Was friends with one of those asshats in elementary school.

Picking up on that last line:
"I have bullets that can break down forcefields."
"You can't. You have to call it out ahead of time."
"Then you have to call out a force field ahead of time."

I had my **** together for being nine years old.
#4 - wtfcantiusenumbrs (01/01/2014) [-]
Is it just me, or does my asshole brother look exactly like that little ****** ?
User avatar #18 to #4 - pwnigator (01/02/2014) [-]
Play imaginary gunfight. If he pulls that **** on you, kick him in the balls with the force of yoda and ask him, if his prissy little forcefield blocked that.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wtfcantiusenumbrs (01/02/2014) [-]
Dude, I am his brother, so I have seen his nuts. NO HOMO. He is 13 ******* years old and they are the size of Eric Cartman's nuts. I would kick his nuts if my foot was accurate enough.
User avatar #16 to #4 - haqq (01/02/2014) [-]
kill him
User avatar #17 to #16 - wtfcantiusenumbrs (01/02/2014) [-]
He is so bad that my divorced parents both told him that he is the cause for my depression, my grandmother's depression, and is ruining both of their relationships with their girlfriends and boyfriends. Sorry if that was hard to understand.
User avatar #22 to #17 - toosexyforyou (01/02/2014) [-]
Why don't they just put him up for adoption?
User avatar #23 to #22 - wtfcantiusenumbrs (01/02/2014) [-]
It would be a waste of orphanage space. It would be economically better to put him down.
User avatar #24 to #23 - toosexyforyou (01/02/2014) [-]
Yeah but that's illegal. Putting him up for adoption is a legit thing they could do if he's seriously so terrible that he's the cause of all that.
User avatar #25 to #24 - wtfcantiusenumbrs (01/02/2014) [-]
Regardless of legality, If we put him up for adoption, the nuns would put him down.
User avatar #26 to #25 - toosexyforyou (01/02/2014) [-]
I really don't know why you're avoiding my question with jokes, why don't your parents just put him up for adoption, it's easy to do and perfectly legal.
User avatar #32 to #26 - KazumaKyu (01/02/2014) [-]
... Is it not generally accepted that parents who don't suck will go through literal hell and high water for their kids, regardless of how much of a little *********** mongoloid the little bastard happens to be? He's not killing people and he's (presumably) not doing/selling drugs, so he's probably not bad enough to warrant giving up on your biological offspring.

Would be a completely different thing if he weren't already that age, though. Most kids over a certain age who get put up for adoption don't actually end up getting adopted, from what my buddy tells me (he volunteers at an orphanage run by the state). Mostly they just kinda get traded around until they're old enough to be shuffled out of the system.
User avatar #36 to #32 - toosexyforyou (01/02/2014) [-]
He's bad enough to have caused their other kid and mother depression and ruined the relationships of both parents. Yes, he is bad enough to warrant being put up for adoption.
User avatar #27 to #26 - wtfcantiusenumbrs (01/02/2014) [-]
Because, "They still love him"
#29 to #4 - punnyjunky (01/02/2014) [-]
I couldnt even give you an answer as to why I did this if I tried. Im sorry
#31 to #29 - wtfcantiusenumbrs (01/02/2014) [-]
If you removed the joint, this is my brother. Thank you so much
User avatar #30 to #29 - punnyjunky (01/02/2014) [-]
May need to enlarge
User avatar #3 - ishallsmiteyou (01/01/2014) [-]
my friend pulled that on me when we were kids, so I grabbed a rock and hit him in the stomach and yelled "WHAT ******* FORCEFIELD?"
User avatar #33 - charagrin (01/02/2014) [-]
I would pick up a rock and throw it at him.

"I thought you had a forcefield?"
#7 - Rascal (01/01/2014) [-]
Literally every kid ever.
#8 - zephi (01/01/2014) [-]
let's see what that brat has to say when he gets shot by a REAL gun
User avatar #6 - ScottP (01/01/2014) [-]
Here's a counter:

"I have a gun that eats force-fields"
User avatar #13 to #6 - nitroxiii (01/02/2014) [-]
Here's a counter:

"My force-field is a special force-field that can't be eaten."

There is always a counter, having an 8 year old brother, you get used to **** like this and you just keep coming up with more stupid OP **** like him until both of you are essentially invincible and it's no longer fun, either that or you get tired of it first and decide to amuse him for once.
User avatar #2 - tranquilizer (01/01/2014) [-]
*Scumbag Steve's childhood*
User avatar #15 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (01/02/2014) [-]
In my childhood it was bulletproof vests. Imaginary bulletproof vests that make you completely impervious to gunfire.
User avatar #5 - xis (01/01/2014) [-]
I always did that as a kid. I never lost an imaginary gun fight.
#34 to #5 - speedysteve (01/02/2014) [-]
I did this too.
You wanna know what it got me? A random kid threw a rock at me.
#12 to #5 - Rascal (01/02/2014) [-]
you must really have sucked as a kid
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User avatar #21 to #20 - toosexyforyou (01/02/2014) [-]
yeah people really should check people's thumbs before thumbing down an obviously bait comment.
#9 to #5 - doctorhorrible (01/01/2014) [-]
because you're an asshole
because you're an asshole
User avatar #10 to #9 - xis (01/01/2014) [-]
No, you're just a sore loser.
#11 to #10 - doctorhorrible (01/01/2014) [-]
See, your using the same insults as when you were a child.
See, your using the same insults as when you were a child.
#35 - dopeydog (01/02/2014) [-]
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#14 - zeroxnight (01/02/2014) [-]
we all have a force field, but can it stop a real bullet punk
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