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run until mafia
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Submitted: 11/13/2013
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#127 - iviagic has deleted their comment [-]
#122 - hekkos (11/14/2013) [-]
they never said human dick
User avatar #120 - charagrin (11/14/2013) [-]
"You will have the largest dick in the world" and never get laid again. The current holder of the worlds largest penis is 40 years old and still a virgin because his penis is too large to reach a hard state, and even if it could, it is physically too large for anyone to use sexually.
User avatar #123 to #120 - callan (11/14/2013) [-]
And you're just thinking of humans. It didn't even specify species.
User avatar #124 to #123 - charagrin (11/14/2013) [-]
Good point.
User avatar #116 - perkytwerk (11/14/2013) [-]
I **** your cat and make it meow hard
#109 - notafunnyguy ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
"largest dick in the world"

so i get a dick thats too big to **** anyone with or ever get a blowjob again, AND all the posts i never made anyway look ****** ?

wheres the upside to this?
User avatar #113 to #109 - viatio (11/14/2013) [-]
what if it just shrinks everyone elses dick?
#114 to #113 - notafunnyguy ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
with my luck girls would still probably see my dick and laugh
#102 - derksuls (11/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #107 to #102 - xxmemesxx (11/14/2013) [-]
kill yourself.
#111 to #107 - derksuls (11/14/2013) [-]
Don't thumb me up ******
#125 to #111 - derksuls (11/14/2013) [-]
pls no
User avatar #112 to #111 - xxmemesxx (11/14/2013) [-]
kill yourself
#108 to #107 - derksuls (11/14/2013) [-]
#110 to #108 - derksuls (11/14/2013) [-]
#101 - nomnomzombie (11/14/2013) [-]
**nomnomzombie rolled a random image posted in comment #186 at Dr. Prof. **
#100 - xalbobx (11/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#103 to #100 - mitchr (11/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#98 - skiskate (11/14/2013) [-]
Paint skills = Still on the charts
#96 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (11/14/2013) [-]
ill push the button because I never post anything so im safe huehuehue
User avatar #95 - moistnuggests (11/14/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who thinks this is a horrible idea? It would be useful for one occasion and the rest of the time it would be nothing but a massive nuisance.

-You'll never be able to **** in a comfortable position ever again because your dick would constantly either be dipping in the water or touching the porcelain.
-Sex would be much more rare as most women would run out the door as soon as your pants come off.
-Forget ever being at a pool/beach without getting looks of disgust from everyone

Having a huge dick isn't as great as you'd imagine.
User avatar #92 - landerp (11/14/2013) [-]
Any dick longer than 10" would just be an inconvenience. You would either have to fold it up in the morning and deal with a bulge in your pants the size of a football or have to deal with your dick hanging out of your shorts and just flopping all over the place. If you try to tuck your boner in class it would be poking you in the chin, but that probably wouldn't matter because it would take half the blood in your body to fill that thing up, so you would have a heart attack every time you get horny. The only possible positive outcome that could come from this situation would be the fact that you could suck your own dick. You know you would if you could.
User avatar #90 - arkadia (11/14/2013) [-]
You do realize that the guy that has the biggest dick in the world doesn't even get to use it because it's just way too big and chicks don't really like a battle ram smashing into their cervix
User avatar #94 to #90 - slapchoppin (11/14/2013) [-]
the largest recorded ****** was 18 inches deep

that **** cray
User avatar #129 to #94 - arkadia (11/14/2013) [-]
I think it stops being called a ****** after 8 inches and it turns into a national landmark like the grand canyon or some ****
User avatar #88 - randomituseddie (11/14/2013) [-]
ok one of two things is happening here, alot of people are missing the joke, or i'm reading too much into it.
User avatar #84 - mereu (11/14/2013) [-]
Who would want the biggest dick in the world? You can't even use it.
I mean seriously... Do people still think than an average dick can't satisfy a woman?
I have a small to average dick size and during my teens I used to believe that and it really ruined my self-esteem. But then I decided to not give a **** and now I get more bitches than I can handle. Did you know that you can give a woman a full body ****** with just your middle finger? Most women have not experienced this
Women don't care about dick size unless you do. It's not your dick size that turns her off, it's your lack of confidence coming from that bad image you have about yourself.
User avatar #86 to #84 - mitchellhw (11/14/2013) [-]
I agree, and if a girl only likes having a 9 inch in her, then shes just a slut
#85 to #84 - carlsagouin (11/14/2013) [-]
It's not even about having an average dick, but the largest dick in the world is really too much.
#83 - warofdawn (11/14/2013) [-]
please tell me its meant as largest Human Dick because i really don't need to **** elephants for the rest of my life
User avatar #87 to #83 - alhemicar (11/14/2013) [-]
Of course not, whales have bigger dicks
#89 to #87 - warofdawn (11/14/2013) [-]
yeah but an elephant would be tight with a whale dick
#82 - zzRedzz ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
Why have a big dick when I can just lie?
Why have a big dick when I can just lie?
#81 - zeedeveel ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
Then you get a dick so big that when you get a boner all the blood drains from the rest of you and you die. The end.
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