Title. Source: imgur don't read tags. an A tail wanna AT DINNER mm A mm HE HITS [IN ME MI] MAKES HEB. OP later dates gay waiter to make her even more jealous. OP then marries gay waiter for maximum jealousy. OP is happiest he can be get out
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#11 - zight
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(10/24/2013) [-]
OP later dates gay waiter to make her even more jealous.
OP then marries gay waiter for maximum jealousy.
OP is happiest he can be
#84 to #11 - mardux
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(10/24/2013) [-]
...so he is happy after all. The gay waiter seems to come in handy for him
#90 to #84 - zight
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(10/24/2013) [-]
HA handy, i get it.
Because he has hands
#100 to #11 - megusters
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Haha! BROJOBS!!!
#136 to #11 - swimmingprodigy
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(10/25/2013) [-]
>not taking advantage of the gay waiter and just being friends with benefits

what are you some type of gay?
#21 to #11 - konradkurze
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(10/24/2013) [-]
< the site works
#26 to #21 - mrhazzy ONLINE
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Is that... Christian Bale?
#41 to #26 - pridefulmatthew
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Are...are you blind and stupid?
#77 to #41 - shredheadxd
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(10/24/2013) [-]
maybe he can see very well and is extremely intelligent. But chooses to fill his brain with things like science and life skills, rather than being trained to recognize Christian Bale.

tl;dr I'm high
#53 to #41 - mrhazzy ONLINE
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Just sayin'.... from a distance he could pass as Christian Bale...
#112 to #11 - desreversti
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Obligatory
#1 - kokanum
Reply +172
(10/23/2013) [-]
Bigger tip
#2 to #1 - tuned
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(10/24/2013) [-]
or just the tip for the girl
#3 to #1 - udo
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(10/24/2013) [-]
bigger tip
bigger tip
#6 - oxYKellark
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(10/24/2013) [-]
MFW    
dude hitting on me in front of girl.
MFW
dude hitting on me in front of girl.
#7 to #6 - sirfapaton
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(10/24/2013) [-]
And you love every moment of it
#15 to #7 - rakoom
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Sometimes, what we need is just to know that somebody can look at you and go "... I'd tap that."
#19 to #15 - harryhai
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(10/24/2013) [-]
so true
#8 - mewxchii
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(10/24/2013) [-]
If you know your boyfriend is straight why would you get jealous of a gay guy?
#32 to #8 - lefrog
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(10/24/2013) [-]
i actually would like that
#18 to #8 - sketchE
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(10/24/2013) [-]
my girlfriend gets jelous that i hang out with my friends. shes in another state. all of myu friends are in straight relationships
#12 to #8 - drachma
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Women get jealous over anything.... ANYTHING

...even when you come in contact with a lesbian

MFW women
#13 to #12 - snakefire
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Warframe.
#110 to #12 - adu
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(10/24/2013) [-]
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#137 to #12 - mardux
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(10/26/2013) [-]
True story!
#121 to #12 - diegotan ONLINE
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(10/24/2013) [-]
II dunno bro. I get jelous over my GF even if she says she has a funny guy in her class... And she never gets jelous.
#22 to #12 - Seority
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Only if he has lots of money.
#50 - timetostopposting
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(10/24/2013) [-]
OP later gave him the tip.
OP later gave him the tip.
#25 - doubletapman
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(10/24/2013) [-]
First time reading I read "Get a gay Walter White"
#66 to #25 - guto
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(10/24/2013) [-]
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#30 to #25 - secretdestroyers
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(10/24/2013) [-]
A gay Walter White, eh?
#31 to #25 - mrspensy
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(10/24/2013) [-]
**** you, I just spit out my hot chocolate.
#27 to #25 - slimeywaffles
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(10/24/2013) [-]
#35 to #25 - koeln
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(10/24/2013) [-]
I read "he ***** on me", your version is better...
#67 to #25 - doubletapman
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(10/24/2013) [-]
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#39 - venomousspoon
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Jesus, funnyjunk sure went to the *******, you guys copy even these? At least have a story to tell not just repost someone else's story. And yes, I've seen this on imgur yesterday.. And fag loving homos will thumb me down cause of the obvious..

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facebook.com

Check 'em to get a glimpse into FJ future.

Oh, and don't give me that "b-but you don't have to visit all those sites, you only visit FJ.."

Fags.
#123 to #39 - anon
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Does it even matter if YOU have seen this before? To alot of people, including me, this is new.
#101 to #39 - freshbakedrolls
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(10/24/2013) [-]
i'm sorry but some people take the internet way to seriously, and this is an example.
i'm sorry but some people take the internet way to seriously, and this is an example.
#52 to #39 - mankey
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(10/24/2013) [-]
The thing is, I don't go to imgur, reddit, 4chan or tumblr and my friends list is tiny on Facebook. So this is the first time I've seen this post.

Sick of reposts from other sites? Pick one site and stick with that, or get over seeing things multiple times.
#65 to #52 - venomousspoon
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Then FJ is no better than 9Gag, why do you hate 9Gag so much if you're so similar to it?   
I've been on FJ for more than a year and it started decaying..   
   
I surf different sites for different types of content, not the ******* same. That's why I barely come here anymore, new rules are **** btw.   
   
Came here today, saw that absolutely EVERYTHING was a repost, not one single OC post, ONE.
Then FJ is no better than 9Gag, why do you hate 9Gag so much if you're so similar to it?
I've been on FJ for more than a year and it started decaying..

I surf different sites for different types of content, not the ******* same. That's why I barely come here anymore, new rules are **** btw.

Came here today, saw that absolutely EVERYTHING was a repost, not one single OC post, ONE.
#68 to #65 - mankey
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Never said I hated 9Gag. I don't care if it exists or not. I come here to look at funny content not there.

FJ has bouts of OC now and then. Last one was a bunch of comic makers. But it was new, and people are scared of new things, so hated them all into leaving. Got a few comic makers lurking around now, but they don't produce content anywhere near as much as they did.
#45 to #39 - Vegeto
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(10/24/2013) [-]
But here's the kicker.

Is it really that important?

Like REALLY that important that every content has to be original?
#115 - seaofcoltrane [OP]
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(10/24/2013) [-]
I support gays but not when they're around my guy. We really do get jealous.
#74 - barackjemima
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(10/24/2013) [-]
You could say the waiter wanted a little more than the tip. I'm sorry I'll go now
#4 - junkinator
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(10/24/2013) [-]
I would rather get complimented by a gay guy than the girl have a crush on any day of the week
#93 to #4 - ogaitnas
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Are you sure, man?
#20 to #4 - ianmcgunny
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Than it might not be the girl you have a crush on.
Than it might not be the girl you have a crush on.