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#8 - shaitanshaitan (01/05/2014) [-]
for you my good sir!
for you my good sir!
#4 - meathooksodomy (01/05/2014) [-]
I need source to know if this is true.
#6 to #5 - meathooksodomy (01/05/2014) [-]
Thank you, Paris looked so pissed.
User avatar #28 to #5 - deepgreen (01/05/2014) [-]
I don't know about you guys but reading it was funnier than hearing her say it. I thought the delivery was rather poor.
User avatar #84 to #5 - cubanwhiteman (01/06/2014) [-]
Can we get a picture of paris' jail cell too?
User avatar #16 to #5 - popcornisland (01/05/2014) [-]
That title though
#58 - include (01/05/2014) [-]
Sarah to Paris.
Sarah to Paris.
User avatar #48 - residentblackman (01/05/2014) [-]
I only like reading captions of Sarah Silverman, that means I only have to read the jokes that other people actually think are funny and I don't have to endure her voice.
#3 - inept (01/05/2014) [-]
Did she actually see this?
#144 to #3 - anon (01/06/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #7 to #3 - soupkittenagain (01/05/2014) [-]
I think that's her in the second frame.
User avatar #70 to #7 - domny (01/05/2014) [-]
That doesn't mean anything.
#110 - groovierpoet (01/06/2014) [-]
I try..
#14 - coustify (01/05/2014) [-]
A female comedian making sex jokes?
Inb4 butthurt Sarah Silverman fans
User avatar #106 to #14 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
sarah silverman has fans?
#103 to #14 - yuukoku (01/06/2014) [-]
It wasn't the fact that it's a sex joke that rustled our jimmies, it's the fact that Haris Pilton is right there in the audience and she went up there and said that.
User avatar #77 to #14 - pokimone (01/05/2014) [-]
Better than the lesbian and black comedians out there. Its either lesbian with "hurr durr scissoring, boobs are great, look at me I'm a woman who likes women." or "hurr durr the south is a place I wont take my family, white people suck at running, my family grew up on kool aid and wonderbread."
User avatar #59 to #14 - hydraetis ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
I was under the impression that that's pretty much all that most of them do.
User avatar #128 to #68 - hydraetis ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
Whoops. This is the first time I didn't notice the sarcasm, I swear.
User avatar #65 to #59 - kingsombra (01/05/2014) [-]
It is, I don't know what that other guy is talking about
#66 to #65 - brandedleft (01/05/2014) [-]
He's being sarcastic
User avatar #67 to #66 - kingsombra (01/05/2014) [-]
Took me a while to notice that the guy in the picture actually wasn't amazed
User avatar #123 - steamwhistler (01/06/2014) [-]
female comedians just aren't funny.
User avatar #80 - Bad Man (01/05/2014) [-]
Her sexiest character was in Wreck-It Ralph.
#142 to #80 - cjwers (01/06/2014) [-]
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#115 to #80 - atma (01/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #76 - Sasher ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Sarah Silverman is one of those few people I cant stand to even look at, shes ******* terrible.
User avatar #91 to #76 - deathsn (01/06/2014) [-]
Really? I'm the opposite, I would want to see her all day, naked and passed out.
User avatar #104 to #91 - crimsonsunshine ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
pretty sure there is a movie she is in where she gets naked
User avatar #116 to #104 - wilfredfanforever (01/06/2014) [-]
No way. Prove it.
User avatar #121 to #116 - deathsn (01/06/2014) [-]
Yes, YES, prove it!
User avatar #122 to #121 - deathsn (01/06/2014) [-]
She was naked on Take This Waltz (2011), when she was 40 years old, oh baby~
User avatar #99 to #91 - ariux (01/06/2014) [-]
That was really expected.
User avatar #9 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
I hate female comedians. I hate sarah silverman more.
User avatar #85 to #9 - cubanwhiteman (01/06/2014) [-]
I hate most black comedians. I mean, come on. We get it. You're black.
User avatar #92 to #85 - Haruhi (01/06/2014) [-]
Everyone's so butthurt over my opinions you'd think I was causing them bodily harm.
User avatar #117 to #92 - cubanwhiteman (01/06/2014) [-]
Well when there's an opinion on the internet, everyone knows it's the wrong one.
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User avatar #69 to #62 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
What does anime have to do with anything?
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User avatar #83 to #78 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm not judging you for liking what you like.
#10 to #9 - jaketasticness (01/05/2014) [-]
Kindly eat **** and climb into a well where you belong
User avatar #11 to #10 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
Go **** yourself it's my opinion.
#96 to #11 - abysmalshadow (01/06/2014) [-]
You're not allowed to have one of those on the internet.
User avatar #13 to #11 - bokkos ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
>I hate female comedians

Oh, sorry that your backward, overgeneralized opinion is more in line with 1940s prejudice than modern ethics.

Didn't you have a well to climb into?
User avatar #18 to #13 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
>1940's pejudice

It's because most female comedians suck, the only jokes they dish out are sex or dick jokes.

Or about how lesbian they are.
User avatar #21 to #18 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
Female stand-up comedians anyway.
Comedy actresses are better at being funny without resorting to that kind of ******** .
User avatar #32 to #21 - lotengo ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Comedy actresses are not funny, they just know how to properly read a script a (most likely male) writer made
User avatar #63 to #32 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
Of course they read from a script, jackass.
But their performance in playing these scripts is what's funny.
The same exact way male comedy actors work..
User avatar #64 to #63 - lotengo ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Their performance in playing these scripts doesnt make them funny. It makes them good actors. Being able to come up with jokes and snappy comebacks makes u funny.

I forgot who it was but one of the most hilarious actors thats been on tv turned out to be the most boring person that u can imagine in real life
#102 to #32 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
what about the ones that write what they're in, like Tina Fey or the chick who plays Sweet Dee
what about the ones that write what they're in, like Tina Fey or the chick who plays Sweet Dee
User avatar #154 to #102 - lotengo ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
congratz bro, u found 1 exeption
User avatar #156 to #154 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
I just listed two
User avatar #157 to #156 - lotengo ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
Dee (kaitlin Olson) doesnt writes its alway Sunny in Philly.
Mac, Dennis and Charlie write.

User avatar #159 to #157 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
she's married to rob, I'm sure she has some input
also, Mindly Kaling wrote for the Office
And, The League is mostly improv so the girls in that
User avatar #160 to #159 - lotengo ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
Shes not officially a writer for the show so im not giving her credit for u.
I dont know the League and im going to need a source for the Mindly Kaling one.

I admit a few females are funny. But they are less funny then men in general. And i have yet to find a god tier funny woman besides Tina Fey . Most of the females that are funny are nothing special compared to male colleagues.
User avatar #162 to #161 - lotengo ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
Ok, even tho the office is not my favourite show i gets a few good laughs out of me..

Im willing to change my statement to there are only a few funny woman. But i still think male comedians are genrally beter and more diverse then woman.

From the top of my head i can name Trey Parker, Seth Mcfarlane, Daniel Tosh (tosh.o not brickeberry), Gabriel Iglesias, Jeff Dunhamm, Jeff Ross, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Jerry Seinfeld.

Even tho i dont like all of the above mentioned males they all have a different style of comedy and they are all top or god tier in that style.

#163 to #162 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
I think that's just because there's less of them, combined with similar notions to yours that they won't be funny, very few get a chance.  Tina Fey is great, but she only got the chance to be an important actor because she wrote for so long.   
   
And you forgot Louis C.K., Bo Burnham, George Carlin, Steve Martin, Greg Daniels, and Stephen Colbert   
   
mildly related League gif just cause
I think that's just because there's less of them, combined with similar notions to yours that they won't be funny, very few get a chance. Tina Fey is great, but she only got the chance to be an important actor because she wrote for so long.

And you forgot Louis C.K., Bo Burnham, George Carlin, Steve Martin, Greg Daniels, and Stephen Colbert

mildly related League gif just cause
User avatar #164 to #163 - lotengo ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
It was on the top of my head. The name Martin Lawrence popped up after i posted it

Im Dutch so i dont know al the names u put up here. I dont have comedy central extra so i cant see the Stephen Colbert repport.

But i bet u never heared of Hans Teeuwen. A Dutch comedian that pushes the boundaries and tries to shock and confuse his audience. I grew up with his shows and for me he is absolutely god tier.


I know he did 1 show in English, that got mixed reviews. But if u know how to use google its worth it to look him up.
#165 to #164 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
i'll look him up
You can watch colbert btw, download an extension called Hola Unblocker, you can use a VPN to watch things as you would in any country

A rundown if you want to look them up:
Louis C.k.: Standup comedian, also has a show called Louie. His stand up is more of dark humor, making fun of his life and the things people think. Also featured in this pic
Bo Burnham: Also a stand up comedian, and was the youngest person ever to get a comedy central special. He gained his fame by making funny songs on youtube, and he just released another special called "what" for free on youtube and netflix. He tends to focus on puns, music, and kind of an introspective look at comedy and other things.
George Carlin: Not around anymore, but he was one of the best stand ups of all time. You can find most of his stuff on youtube, and a couple specials are on netflix.
Steve Martin: Did stand up, also famous as a movie actor (Pink Panther, Cheaper by the Dozen, Jerk).
Greg Daniels: Head writer for The Office, also wrote for the simpsons
User avatar #17 to #13 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
I don't find female comedians funny. I'm sorry that sounds misogynistic to you but put away your white knight armor.
User avatar #72 to #17 - myscreamingmidget (01/05/2014) [-]
You can't just assume all female comedians aren't funny? Have you watched EVERY female comedian in the world. That's like me saying 'I'm not racist but I think every black person steals from me'
User avatar #73 to #72 - myscreamingmidget (01/05/2014) [-]
Well, not from me but steals altogether.
User avatar #166 to #72 - Haruhi (01/07/2014) [-]
your logic is retarded. Let's say you don't like apples. HAVE YOU EATEN EVERY SINGLE APPLE IN THE WORLD? YOU CANT JUST ASSUME ALL APPLES ARE BAD
User avatar #167 to #166 - myscreamingmidget (01/07/2014) [-]
Your an idiot, I'm talking about human beings with individual characteristics. Not every female comedian is the same.
User avatar #168 to #167 - Haruhi (01/07/2014) [-]
neither is every apple you ******* idiot
User avatar #169 to #168 - myscreamingmidget (01/08/2014) [-]
You basically just contradicted yourself, I'm saying you can't say every female comedian is unfunny because you've seen a few bad one. You basically called your own logic retarded.
#15 to #13 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
You dropped your fedora there
User avatar #34 to #9 - lotengo ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
totally agree with u.

That sarah silverman program was awfull, and she's not even attractive to compensate for the lack of funny
User avatar #37 to #34 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
The reason why I hate her is because she's a disgrace to the Jewish people. She's an awful comedian. She's unfunny and makes really bad Jew jokes that make Israel look horrible and she profits off of it.
User avatar #38 to #37 - lotengo ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
i never heared her tell a joke in my life. She is pretty offensive tho
#136 to #37 - anon (01/06/2014) [-]
israel is horrible.
#71 to #9 - ohemgeezus (01/05/2014) [-]
I hate sarah because she's an unfunny cunt, but there are a couple funny female comedians
I hate sarah because she's an unfunny cunt, but there are a couple funny female comedians
User avatar #12 - jaketasticness (01/05/2014) [-]
I love Sarah Silverman.. She's the perfect mixture of cute and funny
#33 to #12 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
There are nudes of her online. Once you see them you won't consider her "cute"
User avatar #124 to #33 - gongthehawkeye (01/06/2014) [-]
Bitch needs to wax her strange.
User avatar #120 to #33 - wilfredfanforever (01/06/2014) [-]
Legit nudes or the fake fanmade ones?
User avatar #82 - CaptalnPlanet (01/05/2014) [-]
i miss the sarah silverman show,its one of the few shows on comedy central that wasent ******* awful
#47 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
I like Paris Hilton.
#20 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
Why doesn't somebody name a popular, WELL LIKED female comedian to me?

> protip, you cant.
User avatar #119 to #20 - tiaatortilla (01/06/2014) [-]
Amy Poehler
User avatar #100 to #20 - danniegurl (01/06/2014) [-]
Ellen.
User avatar #42 to #20 - godhatesusall (01/05/2014) [-]
Sarah Silverman
User avatar #43 to #42 - godhatesusall (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh wait that is Sarah Silverman.
User avatar #44 to #43 - godhatesusall (01/05/2014) [-]
Haha wow
User avatar #45 to #44 - godhatesusall (01/05/2014) [-]
Would you look at that
User avatar #46 to #45 - godhatesusall (01/05/2014) [-]
Well, I like her. Her show is funny, at least.
User avatar #95 to #46 - footballmaniac (01/06/2014) [-]
Did you really just have a conversation with yourself?
User avatar #105 to #95 - godhatesusall (01/06/2014) [-]
No. This was all in your head.
User avatar #111 to #105 - shadowbreech (01/06/2014) [-]
I was amused by this last comment, the rest I recommend deleting
User avatar #112 to #111 - godhatesusall (01/06/2014) [-]
Eh, let them have their fun.
#113 to #112 - shadowbreech (01/06/2014) [-]
See a doctor...
See a doctor...
User avatar #56 to #20 - Churd (01/05/2014) [-]
1/4 - Lisa Lampanelli - Dirtiest Comedian
User avatar #57 to #56 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
She couldn't go 1 minute without making a sex joke
User avatar #75 to #56 - nooc (01/05/2014) [-]
Talking about dildos less than two jokes in...
#22 to #20 - Nohelpforu (01/05/2014) [-]
Ellen Degenereas
User avatar #23 to #22 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
I should have specifically said stand-up comedian.
User avatar #24 to #23 - kwylabear (01/05/2014) [-]
She started with stand up comedy.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
I know that.
User avatar #40 to #25 - xmacleodx ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
I don't see where your argument's coming from then...?
User avatar #54 to #40 - philliyoMLB (01/05/2014) [-]
...she's not funny.
User avatar #26 to #20 - thegrayfox (01/05/2014) [-]
Pretty much. It always ends up with vagina jokes.
User avatar #27 to #20 - secretdestroyers (01/05/2014) [-]
Janene Garofalo, Margaret Cho, Amy Schumer, Phyllis Dyller (your grandparents will probably agree), all pretty well established/well-liked
User avatar #29 to #27 - lotengo ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Amy Schumer is kinda hot if u can overlook that her eyes are freakishly close together. But she is not funny.

Dont know the rest of the names u posted. Doest matter, we all know male comedians are better
User avatar #39 to #29 - mysticana (01/05/2014) [-]
When did anyone say they had to be hot? There are a lot of ******* ugly ass male comedians out there.
User avatar #50 to #39 - lotengo ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
If u want me to watch a girl on tv she has to be either funny or hot.

And i know most male comedians are ugly, but at least they are funny
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#52 to #49 - mysticana (01/05/2014) [-]
Right.
Right.
User avatar #61 to #52 - lotengo ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
the main reason i keep replying to you is so that you can keep thumbing me down, i dont care about that.

but just watch a few female comedy shows, u wil find out that they all tell the same story

my vagina is so old and dry that blablabla

User avatar #87 to #61 - Yojimbo (01/06/2014) [-]
I agree, female stand-up comedians always have to resort to sex jokes and shock factor for everything. Female comedians on TV shows are only good because they have other people writing for them
User avatar #158 to #87 - lotengo ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
thats the exact statement i tried to make somwhere in the comments. only i got -7 thumbs

******* whiteknights thinking they can bang mysticana for thumbing me down
User avatar #30 to #20 - jilliebean (01/05/2014) [-]
Tina Fey?
User avatar #31 to #30 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
>well liked
User avatar #36 to #31 - sanguinesolitude (01/05/2014) [-]
everyone likes tina fey
User avatar #35 to #30 - lotengo ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Tina does standup?

I have to admit i love 30 rock
User avatar #55 to #35 - jilliebean (01/05/2014) [-]
Not sure about the standup bit, but most people seem to like her anyways.
User avatar #41 to #20 - PixieLOL (01/05/2014) [-]
Miranda Hart, Sarah Millican, Shappi Khorsandi...


there are quite a few good British female comedians
User avatar #90 to #20 - dingobox (01/06/2014) [-]
Kristen Schaal **** you
User avatar #93 to #20 - scytherkris (01/06/2014) [-]
Sarah Millican and Andi Osho
User avatar #79 to #20 - alcoholicsemen (01/05/2014) [-]
natasha leggero
chelsea peretti
rachel feinstein
maria bamford
you can masturbate to them and laugh at the same time
User avatar #86 to #79 - WickidJuggalo (01/06/2014) [-]
Maria is the only funny person you named. Just face it. Nobody wants to hear a bitch talk about sex and her period for an hour.
User avatar #98 to #86 - alcoholicsemen (01/06/2014) [-]
comedy is subjective
#148 to #81 - anon (01/06/2014) [-]
Stfu u norwegian faggot
#129 to #51 - ideae (01/06/2014) [-]
Is that what you call funny, just some vulgar small dick insults?
#140 to #129 - thedesignerisdead (01/06/2014) [-]
well dont be so close-minded. Her whole act isnt based on dicks. She has other material. That picture just so happened to be in my folder and i though it displayed wittiness. Good Day.
well dont be so close-minded. Her whole act isnt based on dicks. She has other material. That picture just so happened to be in my folder and i though it displayed wittiness. Good Day.
#141 to #140 - ideae (01/06/2014) [-]
Still, the picture did not connote to me any wit apart from what a run-of-the-mill Tumblr feminist would say.
#146 to #141 - thedesignerisdead (01/06/2014) [-]
look man/woman, maybe i do find small penis jokes funny. I'm sorry if you dont. You really had no need to insult MY sense of humor because YOU dont find it funny in the first place. Thats rather immature. Sorry my sense of humor doesnt match yours. pity. So again i say, Good Day.
look man/woman, maybe i do find small penis jokes funny. I'm sorry if you dont. You really had no need to insult MY sense of humor because YOU dont find it funny in the first place. Thats rather immature. Sorry my sense of humor doesnt match yours. pity. So again i say, Good Day.
User avatar #150 to #146 - awesomerninjathing (01/06/2014) [-]
pffft dessy you immature little ****
User avatar #151 to #150 - thedesignerisdead (01/06/2014) [-]
you love me tho c; always snapchatting me (;
User avatar #153 to #151 - awesomerninjathing (01/06/2014) [-]
b cuz u r a q t

I send 5x as many snaps to people from fj than I do irl because I can send whatever I want without being judged, I just send random ass ****

and if you reply well that's good I guess lol
#149 to #146 - ideae (01/06/2014) [-]
"Look man, it's just an opinion, how dare you criticize my opinion?" I did not insult your sense of humor. Those small dick jokes are what is insulting and immature because they rely on insecurity to be funny. How strong and independent of a woman to have to depend on men to deliver a joke. I did not criticize you, but those jokes. You should not identify too much with such tropes of entertainment, because they are commonly experienced by other people and other people may and will have different opinions about them than yours. They, by nature, do not have to match or tolerate each other. Intolerance is merely the result of identifying too much with such common tropes, which also results in demanding tolerance. But you are not demanding tolerance. You are just seeking your preference to prevail, but I merely criticize it.
#101 to #20 - anon (01/06/2014) [-]
Victoria Wood
#74 to #20 - damnthatwasgood (01/05/2014) [-]
Everybody surely loves Sasha Grey.
User avatar #53 to #20 - philliyoMLB (01/05/2014) [-]
Amy Poehler?
#94 to #20 - wubwubx (01/06/2014) [-]
Betty White.
User avatar #1 - lolwtfomgbbq (01/05/2014) [-]
I wish I could give more thumbs, take the one I've got.

Middle frame could work for something...
#130 - fistoftheaxis (01/06/2014) [-]
I have a fetish for Sarah Silverman. Especially when she talks.



I want to lick her feet.
User avatar #134 to #130 - ilikebuttsex (01/06/2014) [-]
your not alone buddy
User avatar #147 to #130 - karson (01/06/2014) [-]
usually I don't find her that attractive, but she appears quite pretty in these shots
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