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User avatar #154 - marichu [OP](02/20/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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Tinder Compilation #3 is now up!
funnyjunk.com/Tinder+compilation+3/funny-pictures/5460784/
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#24 - LocoJoe (02/20/2015) [-]
Go ahead and call the cops, they can't unmatch you.
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User avatar #17 - I Am Monkey (02/20/2015) [-]
I remember when "comp" used to mean "A collection of ****** reposts". Now they're actually really good. We are living in the Golden Age of Comps. We have Black Twitter an Tinder to thank.
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User avatar #28 to #17 - thewizsam (02/20/2015) [-]
its 2012 all over again
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#20 to #17 - gbkk (02/20/2015) [-]
the recent "cringe" and "austism" comps, courtesy of beastkenten have been pretty great as well
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User avatar #196 to #20 - yaybacon (02/20/2015) [-]
I hate them and yet can't get enough of them.
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User avatar #38 to #17 - slayzo (02/20/2015) [-]
And to think this finally happened after you were removed from power.

You were holding us back, monkey.
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User avatar #64 to #38 - I Am Monkey (02/20/2015) [-]
The Great Journey has begun and heresy has staid my feet.
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#6 - aryastarkismywaifu (02/19/2015) [-]
Last one got me good
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User avatar #192 to #3 - spaaceghoost (02/20/2015) [-]
Vero Beach mentioned... not much swelling with pride, here...
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User avatar #194 to #192 - yousaygoodbye (02/20/2015) [-]
palm bay here
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User avatar #195 to #194 - spaaceghoost (02/20/2015) [-]
Oh god... is it as boring up there as it is down here?
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User avatar #197 to #195 - yousaygoodbye (02/20/2015) [-]
You know I thought so until I started getting all kinds of messages from guys in vero beach willing to drive 30-45 minutes to hang out. Melbourne and palm bay guys are like meet me here.....15 minutes? You're too far away.
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User avatar #199 to #197 - spaaceghoost (02/20/2015) [-]
Thats Zero Beach for you. Its a pain to be down here. Im at Flight Safety though, so Im kinda stuck.
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User avatar #200 to #199 - yousaygoodbye (02/20/2015) [-]
Yeah I could have guessed that actually because ALL of them are pilots
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User avatar #201 to #200 - spaaceghoost (02/20/2015) [-]
hahaha, have you run into Brian Hayes yet?
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User avatar #204 to #201 - yousaygoodbye (02/20/2015) [-]
I wish I could say I knew who that was but I literally get messages daily so I have no idea. Is he cute?
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User avatar #205 to #204 - spaaceghoost (02/20/2015) [-]
I guess? Hes pretty handsome. Trimmed beard, from TN. Hes usually telling me about his Tinder dates. I dunno if he goes past Valkaria though. Mind if I add you as a friend?
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User avatar #207 to #205 - yousaygoodbye (02/20/2015) [-]
Lol no. You can add me. And I have over 800 matches on tinder but I've only gone out with 3 of them. And none of them were a Brian
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#18 to #3 - yousaygoodbye (02/20/2015) [-]
It got better
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#25 - senorfrog (02/20/2015) [-]
I will sound dumb here, but what is Tinder?
I will sound dumb here, but what is Tinder?
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User avatar #26 to #25 - articulate (02/20/2015) [-]
"There are hot singles in your area" the app.
(It's a dating app.)
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User avatar #27 to #26 - senorfrog (02/20/2015) [-]
And I shall avoid that then, all I would get are crazy bitches and gay guys on there.
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User avatar #29 to #27 - mirukawa (02/20/2015) [-]
Who doesn't want gay guys?
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User avatar #39 to #29 - Sonos (02/20/2015) [-]
Me, I already have enough gay guy friends as it is because they're just obsessed with me. I can't be mean to them. Please make it stop
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User avatar #40 to #39 - mirukawa (02/20/2015) [-]
Is your picture you?
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#41 to #40 - Sonos (02/20/2015) [-]
Yeah
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User avatar #42 to #41 - mirukawa (02/20/2015) [-]
You're pretty handsome.
ayy bb wan sum fuk?
cheeki breeki
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User avatar #43 to #42 - Sonos (02/20/2015) [-]
Thank you and no thank you haha
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User avatar #44 to #43 - mirukawa (02/20/2015) [-]
isjoke
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#45 to #44 - Sonos (02/20/2015) [-]
I'm just in a relationship and all you know?
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User avatar #46 to #45 - mirukawa (02/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know that's the only reason you'd turn down a homo.
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User avatar #47 to #46 - Sonos (02/20/2015) [-]
Na, I kissed guys before and it isn't my thing. I always believed in the "Can't knock it till you try it." motto
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User avatar #48 to #47 - mirukawa (02/20/2015) [-]
Have you ****** a horse?
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User avatar #49 to #48 - Sonos (02/20/2015) [-]
Nope so I'm not sure if I'd enjoy or not. You?
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User avatar #50 to #49 - mirukawa (02/20/2015) [-]
Nah, but same here.
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User avatar #51 to #50 - Sonos (02/20/2015) [-]
You seem like a no ******** kind of guy, I enjoy your honesty
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User avatar #53 to #47 - truesmokewolf (02/20/2015) [-]
What if I don't knock it, but I just decide it isn't for me?
Is that still okay? Because I'm not sexually attracted at all.
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User avatar #54 to #53 - Sonos (02/20/2015) [-]
You're are not forced to follow any of my beliefs and I wont judge you for them. They're good enough for me.
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#55 to #54 - truesmokewolf (02/20/2015) [-]
Dear Diary, Today on the internet, someone wasn't a total autist. It was a good day.
Dear Diary,

Today on the internet, someone wasn't a total autist. It was a good day.
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#108 to #55 - anonymousfinn (02/20/2015) [-]
I'm going to do a stereotypically autistic thing and correct you a bit I'm sorry, I don't mean to be a dick
''someone wasn't a total autist'' isn't completely accurate, since it's not autistic behaviour to be a bigot. I personally agree with the comment you replied to despite being autistic.
This was pretty much a useless rant, sorry if I ruined the comment chain with it
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User avatar #145 to #108 - truesmokewolf (02/20/2015) [-]
It's cool. 9/10 post m8
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#156 to #145 - anonymousfinn (02/20/2015) [-]
Thanks bro
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User avatar #122 to #41 - danrmanalt (02/20/2015) [-]
I guess you're good looking.
Can I pretty please have sex with you?
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User avatar #34 to #29 - droitesorel (02/20/2015) [-]
You stop that.
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User avatar #36 to #34 - mirukawa (02/20/2015) [-]
Nothing like some boy butt.
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#31 to #27 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
Unlikely, unless you're choosing all the crazy women and gay guys. It works like this: You put up a bunch of pictures of yourself, tied to your facebook account, and give a bio. You get to look at a bunch of other people's accounts, and like or dislike them. If you like them, and they like you, then you're able to talk to message them.
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#22 - awesomebanana (02/20/2015) [-]
If only all black girls looked like this
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User avatar #123 to #22 - sciencexplain (02/20/2015) [-]
They do. inb4 "that's racist"
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#132 to #22 - wellhungmonkey (02/20/2015) [-]
her eyes say "yes" but her nose says "Jewish"!
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User avatar #30 to #22 - mirukawa (02/20/2015) [-]
Pure Africans are better looking than African Americans.
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User avatar #209 to #111 - mirukawa (02/20/2015) [-]
Depends on the ones you post. **** ton of them you don't see. Of course the fags thumb me down because they're butthurt.
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User avatar #33 to #22 - toiletteeth (02/20/2015) [-]
... White?
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#35 to #33 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
Well let's be honest, she's probably half white, or 3/4
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User avatar #116 to #35 - takers (02/20/2015) [-]
i hope ur joking
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#128 to #116 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
This is 100%. The other anon wasn't saying she has a white dad and a black mom, just saying 1/2, and he is probably right just based on skin tone and facial features alone.
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User avatar #131 to #128 - takers (02/20/2015) [-]
im 100% african. I was born in somalia and my parents are somali and their parents are somali. As you can see from the pics above i have small nose, relatively small lips, i'm not dark skinned (more light/caramel) and i have soft wavy hair which i straighten sometimes. There are many people like me in Ethiopia, eritrea, somalia but people still assume i'm mixed or something :/
Being 100% African =/= big nose, nappy hair, dark skin
Just like not all white people are blonde hair blue eyed.
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#206 to #131 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
She has European cheekbones and other features. Plus she looks a lot like Rashida Jones who is half black. Actually, I think her father was half black so that would make Rashida 3/4. See picture.

Plus most black Americans come from west Africa where they are darker skinned and the other features the other anon posted
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#58 - steamerstan (02/20/2015) [-]
I just got this one in my matches yesterday....
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User avatar #60 to #58 - brandonsharklow (02/20/2015) [-]
well? what did you tell her?
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#62 to #60 - steamerstan (02/20/2015) [-]
what would you say to her?
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User avatar #82 to #62 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (02/20/2015) [-]
Tell her she'd be a better lumpy space princess
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#114 to #82 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
shiiiiiit
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User avatar #102 to #62 - heartlessrobot (02/20/2015) [-]
I'd have said yes.
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User avatar #92 to #62 - toboz (02/20/2015) [-]
i'd tell her to work out and lose some fat
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User avatar #76 to #62 - ludislavonac (02/20/2015) [-]
I'd say bring on the outfits. She's a bit chubby but I'd tap it
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User avatar #65 to #62 - istartedthewar (02/20/2015) [-]
She's a little chubby but I'd still probably go for her.
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User avatar #63 to #62 - brandonsharklow (02/20/2015) [-]
yes.
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User avatar #78 to #62 - shogg (02/20/2015) [-]
If you didn't **** her while dressed as Finn I am seriously judging you. She is cute and has good taste in children's television.
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User avatar #89 to #78 - zomitlu (02/20/2015) [-]
>fat
>good taste in childrens television

Not sounding good to me
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User avatar #90 to #89 - shogg (02/20/2015) [-]
>slightly overweight, not fat
>Adventure time is chill, what are you saying man
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User avatar #91 to #90 - zomitlu (02/20/2015) [-]
If that's slightly overweight then I'm worried for you mate

Sure adventure time is occasionally funny, but saying that a perk of a girl is a good taste in kids tv? Sounds a bit off.
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#105 to #91 - anonymousfinn (02/20/2015) [-]
Daguq dude? How the heck is that fat? Maybe I'm not so good at evaluating pictures but she looks normal weight to me, not even chubby o.0
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User avatar #106 to #105 - zomitlu (02/20/2015) [-]
Lol alright man, whatever you say
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#107 to #106 - anonymousfinn (02/20/2015) [-]
I guess we'd need more and better pictures of her to accurately evaluate it
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User avatar #109 to #107 - zomitlu (02/20/2015) [-]
I can evaluate that she's fat

Idk how you can't see that
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#110 to #109 - anonymousfinn (02/20/2015) [-]
Because the picture only shows her belly from the front. It's not easy to really say how big it is if I can't see it from the side. Also, she doesn't have flobs of arm fat, which fat people pretty much always have.
And finally: She's willingly lifting her shirt in a picture that she's going to upload on Tinder. No fat girl would EVER have the self esteem to do that
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User avatar #112 to #110 - zomitlu (02/20/2015) [-]
"No fat girl would EVER have the self esteem to do that"

You'd be surprised
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#113 to #112 - anonymousfinn (02/20/2015) [-]
Well, judging by your confidence I probably would. I want to point out, however, that a fatpositive feminazi doesn't count. It has to be a girl who actually hopes to attract guys her way
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User avatar #93 to #91 - shogg (02/20/2015) [-]
What do you consider slightly overweight then? She's not at a grotesque level of weight, she has a cute face, and her tits are big. She shares the same interest in TV shows I do.
I mean, its a matter of opinion, but **** you are shallow as hell
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User avatar #96 to #93 - zomitlu (02/20/2015) [-]
You can barely see her face, and from what you can see it's fat as **** and that's grotesque to me. Plus her tits only look big because of all that mass she has on her body, it's the illusion of a fat girl.

I'm not shallow for being off-put by a body type that disgusts me.
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User avatar #97 to #96 - Cartouk (02/20/2015) [-]
I'd like to point out that judging a chick based solely on her body type IS the definition of "shallow"....Also I agree with you cause I'm a shallow bastard as well.
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User avatar #98 to #97 - zomitlu (02/20/2015) [-]
Then I embrace my shallow-ness with open arms.

Great that society made an insult for peoples preferences for a sexual partner isn't it
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User avatar #100 to #98 - Cartouk (02/20/2015) [-]
Indeed.
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#157 to #62 - pwoneill (02/20/2015) [-]
Girl with a slightly atypical body type
Unusual sexual interests that she is very forward with

I see no negatives here, Don't you wanna try new experiences in life man? If you never try things that put you out of your comfort zone you will never truly experience fun.
Besides she's alittle bit cute, friendly and enthusiastic.

Have you ever had sex with a really hot girl who just isn't excited as you (I mean consensually obviously, just not enjoying it as much as you are) It sucks.
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#70 to #62 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
She's cute. A little chubby but not fat. I'd go for it.
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User avatar #85 to #62 - vgamefrk (02/20/2015) [-]
Arkansas mentioned, swell with Toad Suck Daze and Gator on a Stick, Or stuck on a truck if youre into that **** Nothing like being scared of walking out my friend door and getting gang banged in the not so hot way
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User avatar #72 to #62 - murpmurp ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
yep
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User avatar #83 to #58 - jacodpwns (02/20/2015) [-]
if you didnt say yes, you missed out on something potentially great
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#2 - letrollzor (02/19/2015) [-]
The one with the landwhale and the blond
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#80 - Residentpudding (02/20/2015) [-]
My favorite.
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#95 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
>Nope im finnish
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#117 to #95 - kwizzer (02/20/2015) [-]
Oh gawd, I can't wait for Easter x.x
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#16 - soliduscobra (02/20/2015) [-]
2015 is a great year for FJ
ms paint skills
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#67 to #16 - lmOldGreg (02/20/2015) [-]
Haha. Stevo's butt chugging has come to my attention once again.
Haha. Stevo's butt chugging has come to my attention once again.
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#23 - ldnelson (02/20/2015) [-]
That last one. Goddamn Galactus, Devourer of Jokes.
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User avatar #5 - extooso (02/19/2015) [-]
>planing to bang a toe on the coffetable

fo sho
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#144 - tarabostes (02/20/2015) [-]
"He's my hero" - Spider-man
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User avatar #32 - venegal (02/20/2015) [-]
The time of Black tweets is over,

The time of Tinder comps has come!
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User avatar #211 to #32 - axlsummer (02/20/2015) [-]
NO!!! they can coexist! black tweet must never end!
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#94 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
What I've learned from Tinder:

Guy: Hey m'lady I have extreme autism

Girl: Haha you're funny, have sex with me?

Like is it really this easy?
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#137 to #94 - senhortobias (02/20/2015) [-]
trolling girls on tinder is hilarious
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User avatar #141 to #94 - superafromanxd (02/20/2015) [-]
If you think any of the above is autistic, im willing to bet my life savings that youre single
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User avatar #101 to #94 - analbuttfuck (02/20/2015) [-]
You also have to be somewhat good looking.
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#146 - grimmwaters ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
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#15 - kreekydoorS (02/20/2015) [-]
god damn that last one
god damn that last one
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