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User avatar #10 - rui [OP](09/08/2015) [-]
stickied by rui
#12 - ldnelson (09/08/2015) [-]
That last one, smooth as ****
#46 to #12 - servernotfound ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
MFW
User avatar #5 - daftiduck (09/08/2015) [-]
The washing machine one though...

I can't tell if she was impressed or disgusted.
User avatar #6 to #5 - happycrazyperson (09/08/2015) [-]
"are you a washing machine?"
"yeah"
clearly she is not quite right in the head if she identify with a washing machine
#7 to #6 - rainyeyes ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
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Then you put her to use and put your dirty load in her come on it's not hard after the first load im not sorry
#32 to #6 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
Not sure if you missed it, but the point of answering 'yeah' was to **** up whatever corny joke he had planned.

That was kind of the joke--his cheesy line required on her TRYING to counter his cheesy line. Baited and outplayed.
User avatar #2 - buttcacti ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
That last one though
User avatar #35 to #2 - otisriedel (09/09/2015) [-]
seriously, why **** yourself over like that?
#39 to #35 - niero (09/09/2015) [-]
For top keks
#14 - Mr Unsmiley (09/08/2015) [-]
>tfw no Tinder matches in over a week and a half
User avatar #18 to #14 - dangler (09/09/2015) [-]
I only use tinder to **** with people.

No Asian hunnies on there, anyway.
User avatar #21 to #18 - Mr Unsmiley (09/09/2015) [-]
Really? I've already swiped right on at least, like, 8
User avatar #22 to #21 - dangler (09/09/2015) [-]
Well, where I live I guess. Most of the Asians here are fresh off the boat.
User avatar #29 to #22 - commontroll (09/09/2015) [-]
Those are the best ones. They've never seen Gaijin dick before.
User avatar #55 to #29 - dangler (09/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, but they don't use tinder. You gotta get em in person and hit em with the "nihon no daigakusee desuka?" and then the "pushi kudasai"
#19 to #14 - kulamia (09/09/2015) [-]
Well... if its any consolation people like you saying stuff like this have made me avoid going on Tinder. That way i wont know if i really am an ugly loser.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Mr Unsmiley (09/09/2015) [-]
You won't know, only suspect
Girls are really picky on there
#30 to #14 - whothefuckcares (09/09/2015) [-]
Tfw no tinder matches EVER
#15 to #14 - ZenMacros (09/09/2015) [-]
>tfw every tinder match i get is spam
>tfw the only real match I've gotten was a girl who not only just looking for friends, but also was only in town for a couple days
#4 - blowbags ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
lol all that **** then "what town?" "...Pound town"

Bet he just could not live with himself if he didn't add that like

"god dammit I just can't not say pound town now..."
User avatar #25 to #4 - EasyEnzie (09/09/2015) [-]
i almost pissed myself on that one
User avatar #31 to #4 - taniv (09/09/2015) [-]
"Beta"

"Beta"

"ALPHA AS **** "
#33 to #31 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
he didn't say beta
#34 to #33 - taniv (09/09/2015) [-]
Damn I honestly thought he did
#23 - arolexion (09/09/2015) [-]
<- MFW
"Pound town"
#17 - dangler (09/09/2015) [-]
"pound town"
#27 - homelessgus (09/09/2015) [-]
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**homelessgus rolled image**is tinder actually useful? im considering trying it but i hear its loaded with bots and crashes a lot. anybody have any experience to share?
#37 to #27 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
#40 to #27 - nopenopejustnope (09/09/2015) [-]
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Yeah... dont be ugly. Other than that upload 3 pics minimum and write a decent or funny bio
User avatar #51 to #27 - dreigamos ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
i'd say it's fun, feels good to get matches and nice conversations.

Plus you can **** with people (literally and figuratively); mate of mine matched with a girl called dondu, his opening line was "how you donduing?" she didn't reply
#45 to #27 - elluboy ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
I met my girlfriend on Tinder. We´re living together now .. Just have to have some luck
#11 - ivehadworse (09/08/2015) [-]
"let me pee in that butthole"

My sides left the galaxy.
#3 - Elk (09/08/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** Most of these Tinder posts trigger me into cringing.
User avatar #9 to #3 - rui [OP](09/08/2015) [-]
your fingers say one thing but your rolls say another
#42 - matralith (09/09/2015) [-]
The French maid one though
User avatar #36 - washingxmachines (09/09/2015) [-]
if i had a nickel for every time a man filled me with his dirty load
User avatar #1 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
"are you real?"

Guarantee the answer is no
#54 - captainpooters (09/09/2015) [-]
mfw last one
#38 - izdubar ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
This ****** right here...
User avatar #57 - thekingofengland (09/09/2015) [-]
Is this one guy? And what country is he/they from? Coz I need to move there. Get ******* nothing on tinder round here. On top of that, I live right on the coast, so 75% of my search radius is ******* water, wanna hook up with a mermaid? ...Merman
#53 - picamix (09/09/2015) [-]
Pound town
User avatar #52 - homosexualpirate (09/09/2015) [-]
Erin seems fun
#50 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
Just curious.   
Did anyone like ever meet up with someone from tinder?
Just curious.
Did anyone like ever meet up with someone from tinder?
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