Time.... ...theres never enough time. l nus until!’ s it tir.. You cannot fellate, For I must calculate My thrusting rate Before I penetrate. nerd meme math fellatio ratio
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#26 - EnemySpy ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Mini dump
#27 to #26 - EnemySpy ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
#28 to #27 - EnemySpy ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
#29 to #28 - EnemySpy ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
#88 to #29 - diegotan (11/11/2013) [-]
Is it DiegoTan?
Is it DiegoTan?
#92 to #29 - negrimelona (11/11/2013) [-]
Sorry girls, there is only one bra for me

and thats algebra.

Cant be botherd to find it.
#3 - tostito (11/10/2013) [-]
#84 to #3 - fullmetaloptimist (11/11/2013) [-]
Ambulance



>Calling her an ambulance
User avatar #5 to #3 - wotterpatch (11/11/2013) [-]
wow, how rude tostito. Why would you ever call someone an ambulance?
User avatar #6 to #5 - tostito (11/11/2013) [-]
she was mean, and i was impatient
haha get it
User avatar #7 to #6 - wotterpatch (11/11/2013) [-]
she had to have been patient to wait for an ambulance
is this what being punny feels like?
User avatar #8 to #7 - tostito (11/11/2013) [-]
i dont have more puns, looks like i need help
hue hue, keep going
User avatar #9 to #8 - wotterpatch (11/11/2013) [-]
even if you're a nerd, her siren must be ringing

rape siren?
#10 to #9 - tostito (11/11/2013) [-]
sorry pal, i dont have more, take this instead
#11 to #10 - wotterpatch (11/11/2013) [-]
i ran out too
mfw
#1 - dashgamer (11/10/2013) [-]
You cannot fellate,
For I must calculate
My thrusting rate
Before I penetrate.
#94 to #1 - anon (11/11/2013) [-]
was this drawn by someone with Parkinsons?
User avatar #23 to #1 - mikoli (11/11/2013) [-]
she wants the d/dx
User avatar #56 to #4 - schmuxy (11/11/2013) [-]
*inverse sin
User avatar #70 to #56 - stereojunkie (11/11/2013) [-]
no, just sine.
User avatar #71 to #70 - stereojunkie (11/11/2013) [-]
oh wait i misread it, yeah its inverse sine

arcsine(1) = pi/2
sine(pi/2) = 1
User avatar #39 to #4 - ugoboom ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
For those that don't get it: sin(pi/2)=1 (in radians)
#31 to #4 - adu ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
GLORIOUS

I'm using this
#37 - dildobarbarian (11/11/2013) [-]
Those bitches are lucky to be around such intelligence, they could learn a thing or two.
#25 - akikislam (11/11/2013) [-]
que mexican music
#33 to #25 - adu ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
I think you mean cue.
I think you mean cue.
#43 to #33 - anon (11/11/2013) [-]
i think you mean que
#34 to #33 - akikislam (11/11/2013) [-]
Well it was either cue or queue, so I figured I would just merge the two...
User avatar #35 to #34 - adu ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Well the point I was making was that "que" made it read like some spanglish version of "what the music."
User avatar #72 - Reydel (11/11/2013) [-]
"They wanted to tan"

"I showed them how to sin"
User avatar #75 to #72 - blended (11/11/2013) [-]
"Cos that's how i roll"
#32 - warlockrichard (11/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #76 - shredheadxd (11/11/2013) [-]
**shredheadxd rolls 792,672,711** this sums to 42
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#78 to #76 - sadawedsa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#79 to #76 - sadawedsa **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
ITS TRUE
User avatar #41 - dagramcraka ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Those girls are probably his relatives..

Im all for incest but.. yeah..
#77 - boxofwonderz (11/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #45 - bjartur (11/11/2013) [-]
" No time for dicking "

" when the calculator's clicking "
#86 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
[math intensifies]
[math intensifies]
User avatar #93 to #86 - mythichyphen (11/11/2013) [-]
that animation dood
User avatar #19 - Loppytaffy (11/11/2013) [-]
Why does everything in Italian sound like pasta?
Like, if I heard someone order fellatio in an Italian resteraunt, I wouldn't think it wierd, I'd expect the waitstaff to come back with a bowl of pasta.
#22 - thecorrector (11/11/2013) [-]
He doesn't have the time for fellatio, but OP has the time to steal this from reddit
#73 to #22 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
Dem people wanting negative levels.
#40 to #22 - karkazar (11/11/2013) [-]
Well, i don't go on reddit, but i go on funnyjunk, so i am 			*******		 glad he posted it.
Well, i don't go on reddit, but i go on funnyjunk, so i am ******* glad he posted it.
#44 to #22 - carnagejc (11/11/2013) [-]
As if this meme hadn't been around since long before a recent reddit re post.
#24 to #22 - iamthepapercut (11/11/2013) [-]
Breaking news:   
   
No one gives a 			****
Breaking news:

No one gives a ****
#46 - hashtaghate **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
Every single one of you
User avatar #47 to #46 - jakekel (11/11/2013) [-]
implying everyone on funnyjunk is a kissless virgin
it's more like 80%
User avatar #48 to #47 - hashtaghate **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
implying, its a ******* fact
User avatar #49 to #48 - jakekel (11/11/2013) [-]
implying you're a lil dick sand ******
#50 to #49 - hashtaghate **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
UMAD
#53 to #50 - jakekel (11/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #55 to #53 - hashtaghate **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
IS THAT U FATTY
#96 to #50 - danyoung (11/11/2013) [-]
Super paint skills.
#51 to #46 - FatherPedobear (11/11/2013) [-]
Did you make your account today just to piss people off?
User avatar #52 to #51 - hashtaghate **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
WERE U JUST BORN 2DAY FAGGOT
#54 to #52 - FatherPedobear (11/11/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #57 to #54 - wafflelord (11/11/2013) [-]
happy birthday
#58 to #57 - FatherPedobear (11/11/2013) [-]
Thank you so much. Also, take a look at all the wholesome and good comments that hashtaghate has made.
User avatar #59 to #58 - hashtaghate **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
u like dick dont u
#61 to #59 - FatherPedobear (11/11/2013) [-]
Richard is a nice man, yes
#100 to #61 - adu ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #62 to #61 - hashtaghate **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
ha ha penis lover
#63 to #62 - FatherPedobear (11/11/2013) [-]
I got you something, buddy
#64 to #63 - hashtaghate **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
somebody is a littl MAD
#65 to #64 - FatherPedobear (11/11/2013) [-]
Why would I be mad at a person such as yourself?
User avatar #66 to #65 - hashtaghate **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
HAHA LITTLE FAG IS MAD HAHA
#67 to #66 - FatherPedobear (11/11/2013) [-]
How could I ever be mad at you?
#98 to #67 - frodr (11/12/2013) [-]
I'm by no means choosing sides, but you look like a little bitch with that fedora and your attempt at "class". I like where you're trying to go, but you need to execute it better.    
   
   
   
And take off the damned fedora.
I'm by no means choosing sides, but you look like a little bitch with that fedora and your attempt at "class". I like where you're trying to go, but you need to execute it better.



And take off the damned fedora.
#99 to #98 - FatherPedobear (11/12/2013) [-]
Good sir, I understand your mistake. But these pictures, they are not of me, but an attempt to mock what I believed hashtaghate to look like. I would never wear those things, or say them either. I simply googled them.
User avatar #102 to #99 - hashtaghate **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
you still mad bitch
#101 to #99 - frodr (11/13/2013) [-]
Oh.
Oh.
User avatar #68 to #67 - hashtaghate **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
UR FAT
#69 to #68 - FatherPedobear (11/11/2013) [-]
I have a slow metabolism forgive me. I could never be on your level of personal fitness.
User avatar #90 - legayunicorn (11/11/2013) [-]
Girls in bikinis. Flagged

Just kidding I think that's a stupid rule.
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