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#9 - royalunicorn (11/11/2013) [+] (9 replies)
stickied by illusiveshade
User avatar #138 - turkeyslapper ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
On throwing a frisbee!, you can aim much better if you grip the Frisbee on the other side, so your not flicking it away from your chest with your arm bent inwards, but with gripping the Frisbee and flicking it out with your arm, it goes much faster.

Its hard to explain.
User avatar #128 - anniethreeone ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
>wrinkly shirt
New life hack: fold your shirt to avoid wrinkles in the first place. Takes 10 seconds.
>Throwing a frisbee
Keep all four fingers curled under the rim; this is called a power grip -- putting a finger on the edge doesn't help. Almost all motion should come from the wrist. The biggest mistake people make is using too much arm motion
>about to get hit by a car
Also let your body go limp; you will disperse more of the force of impact
>cure for headaches
Use a lime if you want to look like a retard. Take an ibuprofen.
>running low on battery?
Turn it all the way off while plugged in and it'll charge even faster
>buttons on the elevator
I've tried this a couple times -- never worked
>mosquito bite
Tried this twice, worked very well once, not at all the other time. Probably has to be done right after the welt forms
>shrink a pimple
heard the same rumour about using toothpaste. Tried it, looked retarded, didn't work. Highly sceptical of Listerine working
>exhale on left foot
Any breathing rhythm in time with your feet will do
>feeling sleepy
Three deep breaths works well too -- the idea is just to get oxygen to your brain
>cotton ball in vinegar
highly sceptical: if this worked, someone would be selling it
>crush up oreo
Sounds delicious, will be trying it.
#125 - whereisaname (11/12/2013) [-]
"Rubbing alcohol will remove ink stains from pretty much anything" No **** sherlock.
User avatar #124 - neroiskill (11/12/2013) [-]
Wtf
i say that it's oc but it's reposted like 55 times..
#123 - morrdin (11/12/2013) [-]
If you're about to be hit by a car, jump up, so that you better the chance of flying straight through the front exacting revenge on the ass trying to run you over.
User avatar #121 - seras (11/12/2013) [-]
Why would I want to stop a sneeze? It feels ******* awesome.
#120 - abdullahmag (11/12/2013) [-]
it's easier to put ping pong balls in hot water than over a lighter.
#122 to #120 - abdullahmag (11/12/2013) [-]
as for the sneezing one, i find that pressing on the tip of my nose works much better.
#119 - wuht (11/12/2013) [-]
Can't tell if real or not, maybe its both
#117 - xtrin (11/12/2013) [-]
Drink tons of apple juice before you go to bed. Your constantly full bladder will prevent you from getting any ******* sleep.
#116 - anonymous (11/12/2013) [-]
lime hangover cure. **** you op.
User avatar #114 - adzodeux (11/12/2013) [-]
Expected more AC4 posts after seeing Nassau
User avatar #109 - gearshift (11/12/2013) [-]
>Try the apple juice one
>Drank half a litre before bed, and nothing else
>lie in bed for half an hour wondering what I'll dream about.
>Suddenly begin to feel terrified
>Every creepypasta, every horror game and movie, every SCP article jumps into mind
>Lie there wrapped in blanket, close to crying
>somehow fall asleep
>Live through every nightmare I could possibly experience
>especially ***** one was being trapped in a reverse bear trap while jeff the killer screamed in my face.
>wake up 2 1/2 hours later
>soaked in sweat, in a puddle of urine
>come back to funnyjunk

Here I am, I'll be here for a while, trying not to fall asleep again.
User avatar #133 to #109 - Mesmus (11/12/2013) [-]
I think u had lucid dreaming
User avatar #136 to #133 - gearshift (11/12/2013) [-]
Well...that sucks.

Maybe I did, I think I knew I was dreaming at the time, and the memories are lasting pretty long.

I was just too terrified to do anything at the time.
User avatar #112 to #109 - cosmicapprentice (11/12/2013) [-]
For some reason that I don't seem to understand, I like it when I have nightmares, specially really ***** ones.
User avatar #127 to #112 - merrickz (11/12/2013) [-]
It happens to me too. I think it is because you get to face your fears, live adventures, see scary **** , feel terror and go through dangerous **** without actually being in real danger.
User avatar #134 to #127 - cosmicapprentice (11/12/2013) [-]
That, and the fact that nothing really interesting has been happening to me in my daily life, I mean, I've gone places catching rides from strangers and that sort of thing, but right now my life has been pretty monotonous and having nightmares and fantastic dreams of the sort is what makes me happy in a way.
User avatar #129 to #127 - gearshift (11/12/2013) [-]
You don't understand.

I'm still sitting here with a beer trying to ignore the feeling of something behind me.

My roommate snored and I nearly **** myself.

I am now regretting every moment of every scary experiance I've had.

For reference, right now I'm terrified of blank, grey faces staring at me from the corners of my eyes, and I don't even know where I got that idea from.

...I'm going to go and cuddle up with my roommate, I don't even care how gay that is.
User avatar #130 to #129 - merrickz (11/12/2013) [-]
I was replying to cosmic's comment, but okay.

Go cuddle that man, I've been scared as **** before.
User avatar #131 to #130 - gearshift (11/12/2013) [-]
Well, the reason I replied to you is that, well, that stuff about not actually being in dangers.

Sure as hell doesn't feel that way right now.

Also danger of heart attack.
User avatar #132 to #131 - merrickz (11/12/2013) [-]
I really think you would wake up before having a heart attack while you're sleeping, body reaction and stuff. And dreams are just that, they might feel, taste, smell and even be real, but as long as you wake up you're okay.
User avatar #137 to #132 - gearshift (11/12/2013) [-]
True, ah well, it's daytime and its a whole lot less scary, cheers.
User avatar #108 - rambomanthree ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
Apples contain a super high amount of natural sugars though
enough to give you about as much energy as a cup of coffee
User avatar #107 - bluzzerstream (11/12/2013) [-]
But I need my time in the shower to reflect on my life
#105 - butiloveu (11/12/2013) [-]
Put the phone in airplane mode... I mean who needs to get called. No one needs to get called because they got a phone.

You are a totally retard.

Yes, my jimmies are rustled.
User avatar #113 to #105 - flemmi (11/12/2013) [-]
also, when you charge your phone it does not drain the battery it gets is energy directly from the charger and when it need mroe it gets more. at least that is how my phone behave.
#103 - bitchesbanthymine (11/12/2013) [-]
The volume isn't even turned up all the way.
#102 - anonymous (11/12/2013) [-]
Why put a cut line on your forehead when a bag of ice does the same thing, and doesn't get you sticky?
User avatar #101 - robertolee (11/12/2013) [-]
The first one, surely ironing a t shirt takes like 10 seconds. Also knowing where places are on a map makes you far from a geographer. Then for the feet one in the shoes, heating them up just causes your feet to expand, not the shoes to shrink so eventually you're going to have to do this repeatedly throughout the day.
#100 - debramster (11/12/2013) [-]
Fifth panel
*beep beep ************ *
#98 - jubajubejiblets ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
NO!!! I DIDN'T WANT THESE DREAMS TO BE MORE 						*****					!!!
NO!!! I DIDN'T WANT THESE DREAMS TO BE MORE ***** !!!
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