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#9 - royalunicorn ONLINE (11/11/2013) [+] (9 replies)
stickied by illusiveshade
#17 - fyaq (11/12/2013) [-]
If my shoes dont fit then how the 			****		 will they fit when I'm wearing 3 pairs of socks.
If my shoes dont fit then how the **** will they fit when I'm wearing 3 pairs of socks.
#1 - NachozRLife (11/11/2013) [-]
OH GOD OP I TRUSTED YOU.
User avatar #54 to #1 - kangaroorat (11/12/2013) [-]
That photo is epic.
User avatar #4 to #1 - chuffberry (11/11/2013) [-]
the objects in that picture actually aren't ping pong balls. they're sea turtle eggs. i don't recommend placing a flame under them.
#8 to #1 - nickam (11/11/2013) [-]
son of a biiiiitch
#2 to #1 - illusiveshade **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
all whent as planned
all whent as planned
#71 - mrredwolf (11/12/2013) [-]
As I began reading the last one, I expected it to resemble this:
#75 to #71 - anon (11/12/2013) [-]
comment #70
#81 to #71 - nasharoo (11/12/2013) [-]
got me
got me
#26 - coleopterist ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #67 to #26 - jooby (11/12/2013) [-]
Previously on Mythbusters
User avatar #76 to #26 - alexthebest (11/12/2013) [-]
Beats getting run over by the tires.
#5 - chuffberry (11/11/2013) [-]
those aren't ping pong balls. those are sea turtle eggs. i don't think you should hold a lighter under them.
#6 to #5 - anon (11/11/2013) [-]
also burning celluloids causes smoke clouds
#35 to #5 - JENNAY (11/12/2013) [-]
But they're going to freeze off their little turtle toes!
User avatar #63 to #5 - seventh (11/12/2013) [-]
Are you implying that you don't collect your ping pong balls after the sea turtle mating season?

Where else would you get them? A store? hah
#97 to #5 - aherorising (11/12/2013) [-]
why not?
why not?
#29 - Namezone ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
so...wait...we put the lime ON the coconut???
User avatar #99 to #48 - thebeerdude (11/12/2013) [-]
Drink it up faggot.
#18 - marcusantonius (11/12/2013) [-]
as a scientist i can confirm this one
User avatar #111 to #18 - butterisgood (11/12/2013) [-]
can you explain why it works?
User avatar #118 to #111 - wewumbo ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
Ice cubes are made up of the same compound that are found in left socks. This chemical reacts with the heat produced by dryers and dissolves into air hence, why I have to buy new socks every week.
#11 - bcsaint (11/11/2013) [-]
i am here to tell you that this is a lie, it makes it worse
User avatar #62 to #11 - romdadon (11/12/2013) [-]
i used it for a mosquito bite and it worked like a charm
#13 to #11 - spacereptar (11/12/2013) [-]
Try just using alcohol instead of Listerine. Alcohol will definitely dry the thing out
#47 - nighthawxx (11/12/2013) [-]
is the spoon hot enough?
User avatar #60 to #47 - johnnybtrollin (11/12/2013) [-]
no, it needs to be brilliant white.
User avatar #16 - evilanakie ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
only pretty anything? what about ugly everythings
User avatar #37 - dagramcraka (11/12/2013) [-]
Shoes to small? Put on socks so they don't even better!
User avatar #109 - gearshift (11/12/2013) [-]
>Try the apple juice one
>Drank half a litre before bed, and nothing else
>lie in bed for half an hour wondering what I'll dream about.
>Suddenly begin to feel terrified
>Every creepypasta, every horror game and movie, every SCP article jumps into mind
>Lie there wrapped in blanket, close to crying
>somehow fall asleep
>Live through every nightmare I could possibly experience
>especially vivid one was being trapped in a reverse bear trap while jeff the killer screamed in my face.
>wake up 2 1/2 hours later
>soaked in sweat, in a puddle of urine
>come back to funnyjunk

Here I am, I'll be here for a while, trying not to fall asleep again.
User avatar #133 to #109 - Mesmus (11/12/2013) [-]
I think u had lucid dreaming
User avatar #136 to #133 - gearshift (11/12/2013) [-]
Well...that sucks.

Maybe I did, I think I knew I was dreaming at the time, and the memories are lasting pretty long.

I was just too terrified to do anything at the time.
User avatar #112 to #109 - cosmicapprentice (11/12/2013) [-]
For some reason that I don't seem to understand, I like it when I have nightmares, specially really vivid ones.
User avatar #127 to #112 - merrickz (11/12/2013) [-]
It happens to me too. I think it is because you get to face your fears, live adventures, see scary **** , feel terror and go through dangerous **** without actually being in real danger.
User avatar #134 to #127 - cosmicapprentice (11/12/2013) [-]
That, and the fact that nothing really interesting has been happening to me in my daily life, I mean, I've gone places catching rides from strangers and that sort of thing, but right now my life has been pretty monotonous and having nightmares and fantastic dreams of the sort is what makes me happy in a way.
User avatar #129 to #127 - gearshift (11/12/2013) [-]
You don't understand.

I'm still sitting here with a beer trying to ignore the feeling of something behind me.

My roommate snored and I nearly **** myself.

I am now regretting every moment of every scary experiance I've had.

For reference, right now I'm terrified of blank, grey faces staring at me from the corners of my eyes, and I don't even know where I got that idea from.

...I'm going to go and cuddle up with my roommate, I don't even care how gay that is.
User avatar #130 to #129 - merrickz (11/12/2013) [-]
I was replying to cosmic's comment, but okay.

Go cuddle that man, I've been scared as **** before.
User avatar #131 to #130 - gearshift (11/12/2013) [-]
Well, the reason I replied to you is that, well, that stuff about not actually being in dangers.

Sure as hell doesn't feel that way right now.

Also danger of heart attack.
User avatar #132 to #131 - merrickz (11/12/2013) [-]
I really think you would wake up before having a heart attack while you're sleeping, body reaction and stuff. And dreams are just that, they might feel, taste, smell and even be real, but as long as you wake up you're okay.
User avatar #137 to #132 - gearshift (11/12/2013) [-]
True, ah well, it's daytime and its a whole lot less scary, cheers.
#39 - thanxforallthefish (11/12/2013) [-]
implying I can whip a towel
#43 - jakuhlope (11/12/2013) [-]
Some of these are straight **** .
Alcohol will make the stain spread.
Heating ping-pong balls releases toxic smoke.
You'll probably get lime juice in your eyes if you put a lime on your forehead.
Elevator is ******** , I've done this and the "police skip" code, neither work.
Oreos will get caught in the grinder, have tried.
Listerine will burn like hell.
There is no correlation between running pattern, breathing, and cramps. Also breathing fast enough to breathe out every time your left foot hits the ground simulates hyperventilation and can lead to blackouts, light-headedness and possibly even nausea.

User avatar #51 to #43 - supername (11/12/2013) [-]
1.From my experience rubbing alcohol if used lightly and dabbed it will remove some stains
2.don't know about the ping pong
3. Just be careful and don't get it in your eyes then
4. Elevator is completely true, it works at my hospital and some hotels I've stayed at.
5. Don't know about Listerine and running
#46 to #43 - kevinator (11/12/2013) [-]
Those are my answers   
Alchohol will spread it yes, but after you can hand wash it easier because its not concentrated.   
You just don't inhale the fume?    
Put a towel under the lime?    
Not sure where you're from, but in Quebec it work.   
You could just manually grind them with your hands before   
That's what you want it to do   
That, you got right.  The real deal is to stay hydrated (spelling)
Those are my answers
Alchohol will spread it yes, but after you can hand wash it easier because its not concentrated.
You just don't inhale the fume?
Put a towel under the lime?
Not sure where you're from, but in Quebec it work.
You could just manually grind them with your hands before
That's what you want it to do
That, you got right. The real deal is to stay hydrated (spelling)
User avatar #49 to #46 - jakuhlope (11/12/2013) [-]
The ping-pong ball **** gets EVERYWHERE; it's incredibly black and profuse smoke for an object that size.
I think anyone that's ever dyed their hair or watched someone do it can testify that a towel will never work as well as it seems.
Also acne medication isn't that expensive. One would be wise to avoid the burn and dry skin.
Quebec must be fun, what with all your secret elevator commands working and **** .
User avatar #52 to #49 - kevinator (11/12/2013) [-]
For the ping pong you have to hold it atleast about 10 inch of the ball, just let the heat sink in.

I was more thinking about having the towel all around the lime, so this way nothing spread, also, I don't think you're suppose to squish it and get a monstrous explosion of citrus delight.

People will try anything against acne

Quebec is fun.
User avatar #55 to #52 - jakuhlope (11/12/2013) [-]
I just remember youtube telling me way back when how to make smoke bombs out of ping-pong balls and there were 90+ comments about pin-pong plastic toxins.
User avatar #74 to #55 - coookiecrisp (11/12/2013) [-]
The hack on here is telling you how to get a dent out of a ping pong ball, not make a smoke bomb. You shouldn't be lighting it on fire.
User avatar #57 to #55 - kevinator (11/12/2013) [-]
I suppose you're right, I'm no ping pong ball expert aha have a good one.
#103 - bitchesbanthymine (11/12/2013) [-]
The volume isn't even turned up all the way.
User avatar #25 - banditmuffin (11/12/2013) [-]
Will rubbing alcohol remove stains from ugly anything?
User avatar #56 to #25 - ltbuttstrong (11/12/2013) [-]
I thought the exact same thing when I read that!
#23 - detroitt (11/12/2013) [-]
but what if i dont have an iphone or ipod
User avatar #94 to #23 - quantumlegend ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
Just the bowl will do too.
#64 to #23 - silentfapper (11/12/2013) [-]
looks like your not going to be able to pump up the volume.
#105 - butiloveu (11/12/2013) [-]
Put the phone in airplane mode... I mean who needs to get called. No one needs to get called because they got a phone.

You are a totally retard.

Yes, my jimmies are rustled.
User avatar #113 to #105 - flemmi (11/12/2013) [-]
also, when you charge your phone it does not drain the battery it gets is energy directly from the charger and when it need mroe it gets more. at least that is how my phone behave.
#98 - jubajubejiblets ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
NO!!! I DIDN'T WANT THESE DREAMS TO BE MORE VIVID!!!
NO!!! I DIDN'T WANT THESE DREAMS TO BE MORE VIVID!!!
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