Three bullets. .. Mom's fw rage comic Bullets three kids pooping bullets
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#137 - anon
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(10/30/2013) [+] (7 replies)
stickied by mymiddleleg
gosh this post made me angry.. the joke is older than me, it's ****, it got 100 times worse when OP turned it into a comic (also, a ******* rage comic in 2013) and it even got to front page and the worst of all, everyone here is defending OP.   
   
gonna post as anon as imma get thumbed down to hell
gosh this post made me angry.. the joke is older than me, it's ****, it got 100 times worse when OP turned it into a comic (also, a ******* rage comic in 2013) and it even got to front page and the worst of all, everyone here is defending OP.

gonna post as anon as imma get thumbed down to hell
#151 to #137 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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(10/30/2013) [-]
God help someone on the internet that doesn't share your opinion
#153 to #151 - anon
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(10/30/2013) [-]
but my opinion is all that matters
#156 to #153 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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(10/30/2013) [-]
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#166 to #137 - pickstar
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(10/30/2013) [-]
This is also a repost
#149 to #137 - stevenrm **User deleted account**
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(10/30/2013) [-]
lets thumb him up, he'll get pissed that he/she isn't getting the thumbs
#157 to #149 - stevenrm **User deleted account**
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(10/30/2013) [-]
they'll*
#155 to #149 - anon
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(10/30/2013) [-]
pls no
#12 - pappathethird
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(10/30/2013) [-]
Mom's fw
Mom's fw
#35 - FatherPedobear
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(10/30/2013) [-]
At least you know he isn't shooting blanks. I make myself laugh sometimes.
#90 to #35 - kankerkanker
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(10/30/2013) [-]
Unless the dog was names Blanks.
#161 to #35 - anonymouzx
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(10/30/2013) [-]
that's ******* clever

as i typed that the tv said it
#53 to #35 - danilawleit
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#63 to #35 - Virt
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(10/30/2013) [-]
for future use good sir
#66 to #63 - FatherPedobear
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(10/30/2013) [-]
Saved. Thanks, buddy.
#46 to #35 - tazzerz
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(10/30/2013) [-]
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#10 - nastoy
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(10/30/2013) [-]
Ehm... so he masturbated to his dog?
#131 to #10 - nastoy
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(10/30/2013) [-]
Omg i reach top 100 with 79 thumbs? last time i did this i had to get atleast 200-300
#148 to #131 - nastoy
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(10/30/2013) [-]
top 80... omg stop please.. this is humiliating...
#25 to #10 - bbboy
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(10/30/2013) [-]
he coulda been fapping and the bullet went through the wall and hit his dog
#81 to #10 - theporkwhisperer
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(10/30/2013) [-]
...Or he could've been ******* his dog.
#89 - rockamekishiko ONLINE
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(10/30/2013) [-]
dear god, it's official, we're no better than 9gag
#163 to #89 - mayormilkman
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(10/30/2013) [-]
lolwut

All it took to convince you was just one rage comic on the front page?
#169 to #163 - rockamekishiko ONLINE
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(10/30/2013) [-]
and the ******** rules that only leave content suitable for 10 year-olds.
#171 to #169 - mayormilkman
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(10/30/2013) [-]
Alrighty then. Continue with your whining.
#172 to #171 - rockamekishiko ONLINE
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(10/30/2013) [-]
that's all i want
#173 to #172 - mayormilkman
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(10/30/2013) [-]
Let me tell you something: I wish FunnyJunk would stop whining about 9gag. At this point, it's absolutely pointless.
#179 to #173 - rockamekishiko ONLINE
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(10/30/2013) [-]
i wish we were more reserved about our **** and stopped getting **** like this to the front page. where is our integrity? yeah you might say it's "hipster-ish" to always want things that are "underground" but that's really all the internet is. we all like inside jokes. that's why memes die with the family guy effect and when they get popular on facebook. people start misusing them and then associate them with other crap and then when we use them they associate us not with the original intention of w/e but with the "popular" conception
#183 to #179 - mayormilkman
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(10/30/2013) [-]
So, what's the beef with rage faces, then? Even if they're used correctly, some people will still complain about them. Besides, FunnyJunk users misuse a lot of other memes, but those users just don't know that they are. Also, even though it still has some popularity, 9gag isn't very relevant these days. It's stupid to still be upset over it.
#167 to #89 - mondominiman
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(10/30/2013) [-]
We were never better than 9gag. Were not as popular as them and their community isn't full of whining faggots. Just because you hear everyone on fj say the opposite doesn't make it true.
#18 - greatboobya
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(10/30/2013) [-]
That was terrible
#68 to #18 - anon
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(10/30/2013) [-]
yes for the dog.
#102 to #18 - mattyjay ONLINE
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(10/30/2013) [-]
:c
#1 - anon
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(10/29/2013) [-]
I knew this joke before I used the internet, to be honest.
#56 to #1 - hates
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(10/30/2013) [-]
I heard that same joke, but the mom mixed bb pellets into cookie batter since the kids always ate it before she could make cookies, and the son was "playing with the cat" and shot it
#107 to #1 - lamarisagoodname
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(10/30/2013) [-]
I can't believe you remember that time, I know I can't
#32 to #1 - datlaugh
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(10/30/2013) [-]
#4 to #1 - justleaving
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(10/30/2013) [-]
I didn't
#2 to #1 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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(10/29/2013) [-]
#3 to #2 - guywithapen
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(10/29/2013) [-]
#6 to #1 - qwarthos
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(10/30/2013) [-]
But in real life did they use memes to display the characters? Science can't answer that!
#20 to #6 - johncaveson **User deleted account**
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(10/30/2013) [-]
Goddam' right it can!

Here at Aperture we specialise in this exact kind of bullcrappery.

Good job, science.
#93 to #20 - therealcavejohnson
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(10/30/2013) [-]
And who the hell do you think you are trying to say you're in control of aperture. I built that company with my bare hands (and after a little test mishap) my bear hands! I'm not gonna lie you look more handsome than the devil himself but you can go back to whatever test tube you crawled out of at black mesa
#192 to #93 - johncaveson **User deleted account**
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(10/31/2013) [-]
Also, you may want this gif. Courtesy of THE REAL APERTURE. Humph.
Also, you may want this gif. Courtesy of THE REAL APERTURE. Humph.
#191 to #93 - johncaveson **User deleted account**
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(10/31/2013) [-]
Faggiots Faggiots.

Bullcrap. However we at aperture could use a handsome devil like you. If you join Aperture, we'll give you all the asparagus and methane you can use. Honest.

Have you heard all of cave Johnsons lines in PTI?
#39 - rdnyan
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(10/30/2013) [-]
Yay rage comics
Yay rage comics
#58 to #39 - yourcomputer
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(10/30/2013) [-]
sauce if you don't mind...
#60 to #58 - ninjamyles **User deleted account**
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(10/30/2013) [-]
yuru ****
#65 to #60 - yourcomputer
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(10/30/2013) [-]
thank you, here take my thumb!
#71 - hitlersgayabortion
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(10/30/2013) [-]
and now we wait for the roll
#84 - doctorkolo
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(10/30/2013) [-]
wait, so he was masturbating at his dog?
with his dog?
around his dog?
to his dog?
#164 to #84 - ohayougozaimasu
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(10/30/2013) [-]
ah prepositions, prepositions
#98 to #84 - irishpunker
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(10/30/2013) [-]
IN his dog
IN his dog