Three bullets. . There was once a pregnant lady at a bank There was a robbery The woman was shot in the stomach three times but still survived She later went to rage comic Bullets three kids pooping bullets
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Three bullets

There was once a pregnant lady at a bank
There was a robbery
The woman was shot in the
stomach three times but still
survived
She later went to the doctor
Doctor are my triplets going to Yes, but when
be okay? they' re 15 the
bullets will leave
their bodies
Mom! I was pooping and OK, sorry it happened.
a bullet came out! (Told her the story)
Told her the
Mom! I was peeing and I faded! story)
A bullet clinked the side of the toilet!
Uh mom... Let me guess, you were
pooping and a bullet
came out!
I was masturbating and I shot the dog.
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Submitted: 10/29/2013
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#137 - anonymous (10/30/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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gosh this post made me angry.. the joke is older than me, it's 						****					, it got 100 times worse when OP turned it into a comic (also, a 						*******					 rage comic in 2013) and it even got to front page and the worst of all, everyone here is defending OP.   
   
gonna post as anon as imma get thumbed down to hell
gosh this post made me angry.. the joke is older than me, it's **** , it got 100 times worse when OP turned it into a comic (also, a ******* rage comic in 2013) and it even got to front page and the worst of all, everyone here is defending OP.

gonna post as anon as imma get thumbed down to hell
#12 - pappathethird (10/30/2013) [-]
Mom's fw
Mom's fw
#35 - FatherPedobear (10/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
At least you know he isn't shooting blanks. I make myself laugh sometimes.
User avatar #10 - nastoy (10/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Ehm... so he masturbated to his dog?
User avatar #89 - rockamekishiko (10/30/2013) [+] (8 replies)
dear god, it's official, we're no better than 9gag
User avatar #18 - greatboobya (10/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That was terrible
#1 - anonymous (10/29/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I knew this joke before I used the internet, to be honest.
User avatar #6 to #1 - qwarthos (10/30/2013) [-]
But in real life did they use memes to display the characters? Science can't answer that!
#39 - rdnyan (10/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Yay rage comics
Yay rage comics
#71 - hitlersgayabortion (10/30/2013) [-]
and now we wait for the roll
#84 - doctorkolo (10/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
wait, so he was masturbating at his dog?
with his dog?
around his dog?
to his dog?
#43 - killerblue (10/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It has been a while since a rage comic has reached frontpage

Picture mostly unrelated
User avatar #42 - bumpin (10/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
rage comics on the front page? What is this sorcery?!?
#95 - alphagex (10/30/2013) [+] (10 replies)
wow such disgust
very weird
much dead

#33 - include (10/30/2013) [-]
So that's why Gabe hates the number 3.
User avatar #72 - leafonthewind (10/30/2013) [-]
guess you can say he killed it with a pump action
#17 - redknull (10/30/2013) [-]
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#88 - Japsterise (10/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Remember to avoid civilian casualties! We don't want a massacre here.
User avatar #49 - sienimies (10/30/2013) [-]
This is almost nostalgic.
#38 - abnormalgames (10/30/2013) [-]
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