Thought it was funny. bungholio. Girl: "Am I pretty'?" Girl: "Do you want to be with me forever?" Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked away?" Girl , "Would you

Thought it was funny

Girl: "Am I pretty'?"
Girl: "Do you want to be with me forever?"
Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked away?"
Girl , "Would you cry if I died?"
She had heard enough and was hurt so she
walked away with tears rolling down her
The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also, I
****** your best friend."
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#4 - anon (12/06/2013) [-]
I cri eberytiem
User avatar #69 to #4 - johncaveson **User deleted account** (12/07/2013) [-]
Do u cri 5ever?
#75 to #69 - lankyman (12/07/2013) [-]
I cri mor I ci 6ever
#9 - sylvaticprawnisded (12/07/2013) [-]
The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also, I ****** Ted."
#22 to #9 - zych (12/07/2013) [-]
one of them could just take it, you give them money and the buy more wathermeloens
User avatar #13 to #9 - undeadwill (12/07/2013) [-]
I just watched that episode.

The **** is wrong with her?
User avatar #26 to #13 - HarvietheDinkle (12/07/2013) [-]
Well, considering all she's been through...

Out of all the popular TV show wives (Lori from the Walking Dead, etc.) Skyler is by far the most rational and level-headed.
User avatar #70 to #26 - sursum (12/07/2013) [-]
Oh god damn ******* Lori. I completely gave up on her as a person when she got pissed at rick after he killed shane.
User avatar #15 to #13 - stuffandotherstuff (12/07/2013) [-]
She get's worse, just wait.
#16 to #15 - undeadwill (12/07/2013) [-]
How is that possible? Wait don't tell me
How is that possible? Wait don't tell me
User avatar #23 to #16 - euphoricfedora (12/07/2013) [-]
You're in for the hell of a ride kid, enjoy it.
User avatar #62 to #23 - shakus (12/07/2013) [-]
I'm in the need for a new series to follow? What show is this?
User avatar #64 to #62 - YorkieCup (12/07/2013) [-]
Breaking Bad
User avatar #77 to #23 - undeadwill (12/07/2013) [-]
I remember saying "Chill out lady its not like he murder-"

"Oh right."
User avatar #71 to #9 - zzforrest (12/07/2013) [-]
I've been watching this series ( in the middle of season 2 right now ) and holy **** I want to ******* kill Skyler so much. The smoking bit was what made me decide that she's a worthless piece of trash. She basically said "I don't care about my baby because Walt has secrets".
User avatar #68 to #9 - thornberry (12/07/2013) [-]
******* Skyler....
User avatar #72 to #68 - neokun ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
No, ******* Ted.
#24 - marsupilami (12/07/2013) [-]
That didn't help at all..
#6 - flamingtent (12/07/2013) [-]
Sometimes I play a fun game with my black friends. I would sit my black friends in a circle with slices of watermelon in the middle. And who ever resists the longest, I would pay one month's worth of their child support.
User avatar #8 to #6 - jackmanagan (12/07/2013) [-]
why dont you make that a text post. that was funny as ****
#66 to #28 - greenbatman (12/07/2013) [-]
DAMN you beat me to it!
User avatar #18 - theporkwhisperer (12/07/2013) [-]
1 liek=1 pray
User avatar #57 - fjaggot (12/07/2013) [-]
**fjaggot rolled a random comment #6954881 posted by impressiveusername at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
ha thats a lie i saw te nudes u sent me and u r ugly m8
what the boy actually said
#12 - ignatiuz (12/07/2013) [-]
very hilarious
very hilarious
#37 - dandamanzx (12/07/2013) [-]
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#19 - kanatana (12/07/2013) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #16778 at Friendly ** Okay, I didn't see THAT coming.
User avatar #36 - Kairyuka ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
Plot twist; her best friend is a guy
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#61 to #25 - anon (12/07/2013) [-]
Usually, it would end like, "I don't think you're pretty, I think you're beautiful." Some sappy stuff. This time, it says, "Also, I ****** your best friend." I guess it adds salt into the wound.
#38 - tooneyman (12/07/2013) [-]
#2 - hairyjonson (12/06/2013) [-]
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#59 - suprmonkey (12/07/2013) [-]
No, but seriously - sounds kinda like a fanfic I'm writing
#31 - tyroneisanigger (12/07/2013) [-]
Only one of the swagfags would do this to a girl.

I swear man, it seems the over confident douchebag swaggerfags get girlfriends and the ones with low confidence, and politeness (people that will actually treat a significant other with the greatest respect) people like me, that will remind a female partner of how beautiful they are every day. What I would do to have a girlfriend.

FJ, I'm genuinely interested does anyone else on here have Asperger's? Because that makes asking a girl out 100x harder than the typical "Oh, I'm afraid of rejection" thing that most other people like me, but without Asperger's have.

Also, I learned from this site (and I hope it's true) that it's known that people that are socially awkward (which I am to an extreme) due to the inability to recognize facialvocal cues, and generally just bad at knowing what to say at certain times. that people are more loyal in a relationship.
#32 to #31 - tyroneisanigger (12/07/2013) [-]
Also, I apologize in advance for sounding like a beta.
#34 to #31 - anon (12/07/2013) [-]
i have a bad news for you: you'll be gotten rid off of this living realm by natural selection
hopefully you'd find a proper realm afterward during your reincarnation journey
~ anon
#40 to #34 - tyroneisanigger (12/07/2013) [-]
What are you talking about anon?
#53 to #40 - anon (12/07/2013) [-]
stay the **** away you filthy beta lol
User avatar #65 to #31 - darksideofthebeast (12/07/2013) [-]
You sound euphoric.
User avatar #78 to #31 - daveswin (12/08/2013) [-]
dude.. i just thought it was funny
User avatar #67 to #31 - saintenn (12/07/2013) [-]
You are not alone.

People are terrifying.
#74 to #31 - anon (12/07/2013) [-]
No, I don't have assburgers.
#35 to #31 - yourcontentsucks (12/07/2013) [-]
I have aspergers. It can be a pain in the ass at the best of times
I have aspergers. It can be a pain in the ass at the best of times
#39 to #35 - tyroneisanigger (12/07/2013) [-]
Do you have a girlfriend? If so, can you tell me how you got one? Also can you tell me your age too?
#41 to #39 - yourcontentsucks (12/07/2013) [-]
I'm 17 and don't have a gf . I have had loads of chances but through them away and only realized later (aspergers strikes a again). If you want a tip for confidence, try hosting/attending a party and it should help raise your self esteem.
User avatar #46 to #41 - yourcontentsucks (12/07/2013) [-]
I'm going to assume you have at least a small group of friends. Start an open party where anyone can go, you might just get invited to others. Worked for me.
#48 to #46 - tyroneisanigger (12/07/2013) [-]
The thing is, I'm not sure I want any other friends minus having a partner. Right now, I'm a senior in HS, and I really don't talk to anyone so basically that's a better way of saying "I don't have friends". I'm going to college next semester, do you think I could meet one there?
User avatar #49 to #48 - yourcontentsucks (12/07/2013) [-]
Stop thinking negatively about yourself. Sounds hard but it's the first step in conquering our condition
#50 to #49 - tyroneisanigger (12/07/2013) [-]
I'm not sure it's negatively, it's just how I am. I really don't have friends right now.
I agree though it can be an important step in overcoming this.
#45 to #41 - tyroneisanigger (12/07/2013) [-]
Also if you want to, you can add me on here.
#51 to #45 - anon (12/07/2013) [-]
and then you can **** each other in the ass hahaha lolololo
#52 to #51 - tyroneisanigger (12/07/2013) [-]
Log in and say that like a man.
#55 to #52 - anon (12/07/2013) [-]
if you can guess the first letter of my username, I'll reveal myself
User avatar #63 to #51 - listerthepessimist (12/07/2013) [-]
you think about ass sex a lot huh?
#43 to #41 - anon (12/07/2013) [-]
two faggot are having conversation in a support group ooooooowhh hoo hoo lelole
#44 to #43 - yourcontentsucks (12/07/2013) [-]
Seriously, grow the **** up dude.
#60 to #58 - anon (12/07/2013) [-]
thats one cute n smooth boy, oh yeaah
#42 to #41 - tyroneisanigger (12/07/2013) [-]
Hosting/attending a party - Yeah ******* right lol, I'm not popular.
Also, do you ever get that feeling that if you ask a girl out other people will find out and when others find out they will ask you why and start to laugh at you? I mean not just the other students I think will do this, even the teachers, and everyone I know and then the worries continue from there.
#47 - lesrin ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
but my best friends dead
User avatar #76 to #47 - kofola (12/07/2013) [-]
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