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User avatar #1 - peanutsaurusrex (01/11/2016) [-]
Well if Heimdall took requests as easily as that his inbox would be full of ****
User avatar #44 to #1 - boarderlinegreat (01/12/2016) [-]
"Heimdal I lost my socks, could you please..."

"Nope"
#35 to #1 - ciacheczko (01/12/2016) [-]
If your friend asks you for a ride home, does that mean you become a full time taxi driver, or that you merely gave your friend a ride home?

Respectively, if Thor asks Heimdall for finding one person as a favor for Cap, this does not turn our suspiciously black nordic god into Google Maps.
#3 to #1 - AnonymousDonor ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Jamal Frank
!! FW: Need to locate someone?!!
Never mind man he was just play...

Jamal Frank
!! RE: Need to locate someone? !!
Ay man ma ***** Derrick gone mis...

Amanda Wolach
!! RE: Need to locate someone? !!
Please help me my sister has been a...

Jerry Richards
!! RE: Need to locate someone? !!
Hi, Mr. Heimdall, I got this email and...
#24 to #3 - ImmortalBaconEater (01/12/2016) [-]
Preston Garvey
!! Another settlement needs your help !!
A settler has been kidnappe...
User avatar #2 - thepizzadevourer (01/11/2016) [-]
I feel like Heimdall needs to know where to look, though. Otherwise in Avengers (or any story ever) why bother searching for the bad guy? Just call up Heimdall and ask him where they're at.
User avatar #18 to #2 - Silver Quantum (01/12/2016) [-]
and also, how would he knows who to look for if he doesn't know how the person looks like? like, "hey find jeff for me, would ya?" i mean, there are 245674 jeffs out there. how would he know which jeff he's supposed to look for? and it's not like cap has a picture of bucky he'd be carrying in his wallet all the time either.
#22 to #18 - wraithguard (01/12/2016) [-]
"how the person looks like"
User avatar #43 to #18 - masdercheef (01/12/2016) [-]
To be quite fair, there probably aren't many people who have a metal arm with a great big red star on it.
User avatar #4 to #2 - notwalkingwaffles (01/11/2016) [-]
He can also be mislead by a distraction, and a powerful sorcerer such as Loki can evade his eyes.
User avatar #5 to #4 - iwillrulenorway (01/12/2016) [-]
bucky was just hiding by normal means though, and in the comics heimdall could find anyone who wasn't hiding using really powerful magic just by thinking of them, so bucky should not have been any trouble at all.
User avatar #6 to #5 - notwalkingwaffles (01/12/2016) [-]
Except Heimdahl might've had more important things to watch.
User avatar #7 to #6 - iwillrulenorway (01/12/2016) [-]
more the case of captain america just not asking I guess.

would have taken 30 seconds and a megical textmessage to sort it out otherwise
#8 to #7 - CommonJoo (01/12/2016) [-]
True. Cap just never knew. If he did request it Heimdalh can't really refuse an order from the son of Odin
User avatar #12 to #8 - draylon (01/12/2016) [-]
He can Totally refuse, especially if he views it a trivial matter that might interrupt his true duties.
#13 to #6 - dorg (01/12/2016) [-]
Like porn.
User avatar #20 - Tyranitar ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
***** Heimdall's gotta watch for Ragnarok and **** , he ain't got time for your fangirl magnet.
User avatar #17 - schneidend (01/12/2016) [-]
*Thor stops smiling.*
#10 - chipchipperson (01/12/2016) [-]
He should thorttle him.
#11 to #10 - chipchipperson (01/12/2016) [-]
**** , I messed up.
User avatar #28 to #11 - thesunpraiser (01/12/2016) [-]
No, no, it definitely worked.
User avatar #19 to #11 - rototornjik (01/12/2016) [-]
nah
User avatar #15 to #10 - miia ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Heh.
thorttle
User avatar #23 - classiccolour ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Well why would they search for Bucky though? For all they knew he was dead, there was no reason to even think about looking for him.
#36 to #23 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
After winter soldier, when Bucky was on the run, Avengers 2 came out and he could've askd Thor.
#37 to #36 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
Before all the Ultron crazy business obvs.
User avatar #27 to #23 - sugoi (01/12/2016) [-]
If you don't find the body it means they're still alive.
This is a rule of the universe.
User avatar #32 to #27 - Deavas (01/12/2016) [-]
9/11 begs to differ
#21 - mastercolossus (01/12/2016) [-]
is thor in civil war?
also want cap keeping his search secret?
User avatar #26 to #21 - rockstarjack (01/12/2016) [-]
nope he's not....
#31 to #21 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
Thor's in the REAL Civil War, not this wash-out crap of a movie series they're doing where apparently Cap is the real antagonist and Tony's Mr. Perfect. Which is totally opposite, as Cap was the rebellious shining hero and Tony was the puppetmaster supervillain behind the Civil War.

Thor's in that Civil War because Tony Stark cloned the dead Thor and turned his clones into super-soldiers capable of wielding Mjolnir. Killed long-time Avenger Black Goliath in one shot, who was a friend of Tony and Cap both.
User avatar #47 to #31 - schneidend (01/12/2016) [-]
So, the movie's going to be more nuanced and ambiguous and grapple with the duality of security versus freedom, just as Winter Soldier did, while the comics had an obvious good guy and bad guy and Tony was clearly being a megalomaniacal twat?

So, the movie's going to be superior, in other words?
User avatar #30 to #21 - holycrapimacupcake (01/12/2016) [-]
He's kinda busy with that whole Ragnarok thing.
#14 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** how's everybody back home
User avatar #41 - fjacctfucku (01/12/2016) [-]
Anyone else hoping Thor comes in Civil War and wrecks tony's **** ?
#38 - veryfahnyjokes (01/12/2016) [-]
Yeah well, captain america is a christian. And honestly, whou would voluntarily tak to those people about anything?
#9 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
Can't find Waldo. Expects Heimdall to find one person out of 7 billion.
#25 to #9 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
its wally you ******* colony scum
#42 - dangerface (01/12/2016) [-]
Nick Fury be like: we can kill every bad guy in the world with these 3 carriers
Captain: How do you find them?
Nick Fury: Computer ********
Captain: Hey does that mean, that we can find my friend Bucky?
Nick Fury: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehm, no
User avatar #45 to #42 - choobe (01/12/2016) [-]
The Helicarrers that could do that were never made operational if I remember the events of the movie correct. And until that movie everyone assumed Bucky was dead, so there was no reason for Cap to ask. Also Hydra had taken over.
User avatar #48 to #45 - dangerface (01/13/2016) [-]
I take that the Carriers weren't operational before the movie.
Bucky seems to have taken the serum (he has taken in the comics) in the movie as well, since he is rather young and strong and obviously the same Bucky from the first movie. So Hydra has this guy in its basement for 70 years and doesn't use him during the cold war? Answer is simple, he worked for the Soviet Union and has had the same training as black widow, Hydra lais it's hand later on Bucky You can't tell me that neither Nick Fury the old nor the Samuel L. Jackson one knew about him. Maybe he just did not want the captain to know that bucky was still alive, because the captain could react exactly how he does in the end of the movie...
User avatar #46 to #42 - schneidend (01/12/2016) [-]
Bucky wouldn't have any modern personal information to track with the algorithm. He's a ******* assassin ghost cyborg. Also, until Winter Soldier appeared in the movie, Cap had no idea he was Bucky.
#49 to #46 - dangerface (01/13/2016) [-]
" He's a ******* assassin ghost cyborg"
he certainly is in the comics, but he didn't seem that awesome in the movie Although - he had that awesome sceene where he just cached the vibranium shield . I mean he got his arse handed over by the captain rather fast for a guy who drank a copy of the "Why women went to the Movie" serum. On the other hand it was just a copy, so that's that...

"Also, until Winter Soldier appeared in the movie, Cap had no idea he was Bucky."
The captain did not, but as I said in #48 there is no way that Nick Fury doesn't! Also these carriers appear very stupid if they couldn't even identify the "threats" like the Winter Soldier or the Hydra Agents:

Officer: Mr Fury! The carrier attackes our Headquater
Nick Fury: Maybe we are the threat to mankind
Officer: Oooooooooooooooor, >whispers< Heil Hydra
User avatar #50 to #49 - schneidend (01/13/2016) [-]
Winter Soldier was actually keeping Cap on the ropes in most of their early encounters. Bucky got more of his licks than Cap did until the final showdown.

It seems unlikely the Winter Soldier would still be around if Fury knew anything about him other than what Widow knew. The algorithm was created by Hydra, and Winter Soldier was under their mind control, so why would it detect and eliminate their own guys? Nobody but Hydra even knew Hydra still existed within Shield.
User avatar #33 - thewanderinghatter (01/12/2016) [-]
Yeah, let's have him search for this one guy, there can't be anything more important for him to look out for, you know, like power mad Thanos.

Thank Goodness he doesn't have to look out for that, right?

Right?
#39 to #33 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
Heimdall doesn't need to "search". Heimdall sees EVERYTHING at all times.
User avatar #40 to #39 - thewanderinghatter (01/12/2016) [-]
That must be a bummer for him
#29 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
... Holy **** ...
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