This would solve a lot of problems.... . Mare escalators should adapt to this design.... I don't think we need this, I don't know THAT many people who only have one leg.
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#15 - kingxddd Comment deleted by kingxddd [+] (30 children)
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#4 - jaxissist (04/10/2014) [-]
I don't think we need this, I don't know THAT many people who only have one leg.
#8 - mankey (04/10/2014) [-]
****		 you I'm Spiderman!
**** you I'm Spiderman!
User avatar #189 to #8 - oscarwashere (04/11/2014) [-]
Was this gif created for this exact purpose and moment?
User avatar #16 - spermanentthreat (04/10/2014) [-]
So left is for people who want to walk and right is for people who prefer to hop
User avatar #19 to #16 - zerglin ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
Someone is clever
#18 - auntyino (04/10/2014) [-]
I think the sign that has been around forever works fine
User avatar #22 to #18 - Snookbone (04/10/2014) [-]
Professional Londoner here.

It ******* well doesn't.
User avatar #25 to #22 - GmCity (04/10/2014) [-]
That's what pushing is for.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Snookbone (04/10/2014) [-]
Whoa there, that's terribly un-British. We have a three-step plan in place for this.

1. Clearing throat.
2. Clearing throat in a louder and more pronounced fashion.
3. Tutting.

Beyond that, you're screwed.
User avatar #28 to #26 - GmCity (04/10/2014) [-]
Sorry, by pushing past that is what I meant, I would never PHYSICALLY touch someone in my way, but I do know how to tisc very heavily.
User avatar #30 to #28 - Snookbone (04/10/2014) [-]
You have passed the test; I like your initiative. Let's both be British together. But in our own separate lives and without acknowledging each other in public because that would against the rules of London now, wouldn't it?
User avatar #31 to #30 - GmCity (04/10/2014) [-]
yes that it would, I agree to your terms and will always be available to share my tea if you should ever run out, not that you would.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Snookbone (04/10/2014) [-]
That's a very good joke, a professional British person running out of tea! I did laugh rather heartily at that, I must say!
User avatar #74 to #26 - givememoarpony (04/11/2014) [-]
I'd just talk near them with a really loud, annoying lisp, and cough like I'm on the verge of vomiting.
#40 - thefasrdog (04/10/2014) [-]
MFW people don't even walk on those moving sidewalks.
MFW people don't even walk on those moving sidewalks.
User avatar #43 to #40 - secretdestroyers (04/10/2014) [-]
I moonwalk on those suckers!....well, at least, when there are few other pedestrians around.
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#178 to #175 - givememoarpony (04/11/2014) [-]
No, they're moving sidewalks.
User avatar #75 to #40 - givememoarpony (04/11/2014) [-]
This, this, so much this.
User avatar #170 to #75 - grimagination (04/11/2014) [-]
starting to sound like a tumblr ********
User avatar #177 to #170 - givememoarpony (04/11/2014) [-]
I may, but I couldn't find anything more to say.
User avatar #179 to #177 - grimagination (04/11/2014) [-]
sometimes, its better to not say anything at all
#3 - squilliams (04/10/2014) [-]
People who block both sides of the escalator and are too wrapped up with their conversation to realize or care that they're in your way can suck a dick.
People who block both sides of the escalator and are too wrapped up with their conversation to realize or care that they're in your way can suck a dick.
#141 - mrjimmyhush (04/11/2014) [-]
And then it breaks down.
#151 to #143 - yuukoku (04/11/2014) [-]
NOW IT'S A LATTER. GET TO CLIMBING, BITCH.
#152 to #151 - thecopyninja (04/11/2014) [-]
house on fire? better start useing it to cook ************
User avatar #144 to #143 - mrjimmyhush (04/11/2014) [-]
Well, **** ...That just ruined that joke forever for me.
User avatar #145 to #144 - thecopyninja (04/11/2014) [-]
welcome to the internet
User avatar #146 to #145 - mrjimmyhush (04/11/2014) [-]
Thanks, it's better than the last 'welcome' I received.
User avatar #147 to #146 - thecopyninja (04/11/2014) [-]
as long as they dont welcome them selves into my anus then i dont care what kind of welcome it is
#6 - ilovedust (04/10/2014) [-]
is the middle lane for people going the wrong way?
is the middle lane for people going the wrong way?
User avatar #125 to #6 - tyrson (04/11/2014) [-]
Where in the world did you find that .gif?
User avatar #49 - funnychemaster ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
In America it doesn't matter. One fat **** takes up the whole things. It's like a semi sideways across the highway. No one is moving.
#118 - ryderjbudde (04/11/2014) [-]
On the left, you must walk down the escalator.   
On the right, you must hop down each step.   
I think we know which side I'll be taking.   
 The right side, because I'm a fun dude.
On the left, you must walk down the escalator.
On the right, you must hop down each step.
I think we know which side I'll be taking.
The right side, because I'm a fun dude.
#59 - greatferquondo (04/10/2014) [-]
This is the unknown law of the london underground, standing in the wrong side is terrifying.
#57 - zerokelvin (04/10/2014) [-]
my first thought was that this was 			********		. People passing on the left will get in the way of others going up the escalator. They should just follow the rules of the road and stay to the right and wait behind the slow person.
my first thought was that this was ******** . People passing on the left will get in the way of others going up the escalator. They should just follow the rules of the road and stay to the right and wait behind the slow person.
User avatar #42 - bodasion (04/10/2014) [-]
Considering the fact that there are idiots who literally stop in the middle of the street to check their latest text message, I can't imagine this admittedly good idea really changing anything.
User avatar #13 - partialexposure (04/10/2014) [-]
We have this on the undergrounds in London, I don't know about anywhere else but it's really helpful here
User avatar #181 - tsukami (04/11/2014) [-]
I was this week in london

there are even signs that command you to stand on the right if you want to stand

and even if you decide to stand on the right the friendly people there who are in a hurry will go all "OI MATE GET OUT OF THE WAY"
#173 - grimmwaters (04/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #65 - namehasntbeentaken (04/11/2014) [-]
One problem with your theory: mostly tubby people take the escalators and it would still be impossible to pass them
#64 - goonzooz ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
in japan if you don't do this an old lady will hit you with her bag according to Meg Turney

pic not related
#164 to #64 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
sounds like an old lady sometimes don't hurt me
sounds like an old lady sometimes don't hurt me
#66 to #64 - namehasntbeentaken (04/11/2014) [-]
Nonon is always related!
Nonon is always related!
#114 to #66 - nathanbiggs ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Go away, worst girl
User avatar #73 - the fuzzball (04/11/2014) [-]
nah, if you wanna walk take the stairs. Escalators are for standing.
#78 to #73 - phoenikz (04/11/2014) [-]
but what if there are no stairs but only escelators?
User avatar #138 to #78 - vatra (04/11/2014) [-]
Then they are breaking fire codes. Which is cause enough for a shutdown. Least in the US.
User avatar #79 to #78 - the fuzzball (04/11/2014) [-]
I have never been anywhere with escalators that did not also have stairs.
#167 to #79 - KingTroll (04/11/2014) [-]
Topanga Mall
Northridge Mall

(California)
User avatar #93 to #79 - VincentKing ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Morayfield Shopping Center... enough said.
User avatar #112 to #93 - the fuzzball (04/11/2014) [-]
that means absolutely nothing to me.
User avatar #124 to #112 - VincentKing ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
you said you have never been anywhere that they didn't also have stairs, I am just saying one of the places I know of that don't in fact have stairs. I could list a couple others, but I doubt you would want to hear it.
User avatar #128 to #124 - the fuzzball (04/11/2014) [-]
i honestly find it hard to believe that anywhere with more than 1 floor does not have stairs.
User avatar #129 to #128 - VincentKing ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Queen street mall in Brisbane, QLD Australia, some parts do have stairs, however most of it only has escalators. And by some parts, I mean the first food court area you get to from the train station. Maroochidor (I cant spell the name of that place, cant be stuffed searching it) only has escalators going upstairs to the cinema and bowling alley. Trust me, not all places have proper stair cases.
User avatar #130 to #129 - the fuzzball (04/11/2014) [-]
i would love to trust you but it just goes against my sense of logic to have only escalators
User avatar #131 to #130 - VincentKing ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
well the ones in brisbane do have elevators in some parts too, however those were never a part of this conversation. The ones at the other two places however only have escalators.
#104 to #93 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
"hur dur my 2 story mall in my podunk town only has escalators lol ur argument is invalid xDDDD troled!"
#174 to #73 - killerofcows (04/11/2014) [-]
thebaseballexpert was right, elevators are for standing, escalators are for walking

it was invented as a way to make it faster to get between floors, as elevators are limited to the machine and stairs limited to walking speed, escalators were made to combine those into the faster option
#126 to #73 - thebaseballexpert (04/11/2014) [-]
Elevators are for standing you twat
User avatar #127 to #126 - the fuzzball (04/11/2014) [-]
and so are escalators
User avatar #176 - thespecialone (04/11/2014) [-]
in switzerland it's standard to chill on the right side and to stress on the left side
#186 to #176 - awesomechardey (04/11/2014) [-]
Just like on the german autobahn.
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