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This knife is stabulous

and (Said Lip Pearl
This knife is fri:: - . ichat" s New . This liner
loitering imam features a carved Hubert Cal:'. andare Masai:
Damascus blade. The handle has carved titanium bolsters, carved
geld pearl '. with '! % shine inserts: carved
matching Damascus rear ! and ; - and Egr'
titanium liners and
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User avatar #18 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/23/2014) [-]
>About to get robbed
>Pull out this cool as knife
>Get robbed for your knife
User avatar #166 to #18 - foreveralonesrs (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm imagining it playing out.

>About to get robbed
>Pull out your knife
>Robber goes "oh **** !"
>"I know, right?"
>"Here just take the knife!"
>"Oh... o.. ok."
>Stabs him and takes his money anyway
#4 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
#128 to #4 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#76 to #4 - gruntmastr (08/24/2014) [-]
Have a larger version of the last one
User avatar #6 - happyhadgrenade (08/23/2014) [-]
Its like CS:GO skins all over again...
#15 to #6 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
Beat me to it
#2 - neocortex (08/23/2014) [-]
Sweet baby jesus I want one
#29 - swagloon (08/24/2014) [-]
Very interesting
but will it blend?
#191 to #29 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
A wild theme song appears.
Used rape.
Very effective in-very-deedyleery.
#127 to #29 - olizandri (08/24/2014) [-]
yes, it will blend. IT WILL BLEND YOU!
User avatar #34 - schmitty (08/24/2014) [-]
Yea but does it have 30 times folded Nippon steel?
User avatar #39 to #34 - poetsofthefall (08/24/2014) [-]
>Implying Nippon steel is any good.
#40 to #39 - schmitty (08/24/2014) [-]
>Implying that it isn't.
>Implying that it isn't.
User avatar #42 to #40 - poetsofthefall (08/24/2014) [-]
Short blades, single edge, comparatively heavier than other swords of similar length, originally made when low grade weak steel, ruined if it comes into contact with any solid object . What makes them good?
User avatar #43 to #42 - schmitty (08/24/2014) [-]
They're folded over 1,000 times and can cut through anything. Geez, maybe you should just go home you filthy gaijin.
User avatar #51 to #43 - godtherapist (08/24/2014) [-]
You realize it's folded so many times because of how ****** it is right? The folds are to get impurities out.
User avatar #172 to #51 - envinite (08/24/2014) [-]
it's a joke, man
User avatar #44 to #43 - poetsofthefall (08/24/2014) [-]
They can cut through anything made of flesh.
User avatar #45 to #44 - schmitty (08/24/2014) [-]
"...cut through anything." I just said that, can't you read?
User avatar #46 to #45 - poetsofthefall (08/24/2014) [-]
I didn't know everything was made of flesh.
#47 to #46 - schmitty (08/24/2014) [-]
That's because you're a fool.
#54 to #50 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
you know why damask steel looks the way it does?
because it is folded. do you want to know why?
to get impurities out. know why it sucks?
because nowadays they just do it for the looks, the blade is still ****** because they use stainless steel, which is easier to take care of

katana are a world for themselves, some use stainless steel, some use normal steel, few use traditional japanese steel
User avatar #113 to #54 - ieatpaste (08/24/2014) [-]
stainless steel blades are not ****** . pattern welded (damascus)steel isnt only for looks. they weld 2 different steels together with different qualities and try to balance the steel between flexibility, hardness, and toughness.
User avatar #53 to #34 - thechosentroll (08/24/2014) [-]
Technically Nippon steel isn't steel. It's pig iron. It's kind of like how white chocolate isn't actually chocolate.
User avatar #5 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
What a perfect way to waste 2,500.00
#30 to #5 - qpalzmmzlapq (08/24/2014) [-]
Dude, if you've got $2500 to drop on a pocket knife, you got enough money to waste some.
User avatar #31 to #30 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Are you kidding? That's how people go broke! I would rather invest the money.
User avatar #79 to #31 - falbwuh (08/24/2014) [-]
it's no different from spending money on anything else ornate and valuable, like a painting or a vase. Are you saying people who buy any of those things are doomed to poverty? Because that's clearly not true.
User avatar #88 to #79 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Of course not, I'm simply saying spending money lavishly is one of the ways many people, indeed, go broke. How else to go broke but to spend money?
User avatar #102 to #88 - skulldan ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
you are not the target demographic then, you poor, broke bastard
User avatar #142 to #102 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #173 to #102 - Kadzait (08/24/2014) [-]
Do you really have to say poor AND broke, kind of rubbing salt in the wound there,
User avatar #180 to #173 - skulldan ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
well if one is true the other is true aswell, its more just adding effect.
#32 to #31 - qpalzmmzlapq (08/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, but you gotta realize that people who buy this type of thing are guys like Dan Bilzerian who would have to make an effort to go broke.
#171 - envinite (08/24/2014) [-]
*****		 so fancy that if you stab a 			******		, they will turn white.
***** so fancy that if you stab a ****** , they will turn white.
#41 - gibroner (08/24/2014) [-]
As far as I'm concerned nothing beats a good damascus steel blade
User avatar #52 to #41 - thechosentroll (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #73 to #41 - landartheconqueror (08/24/2014) [-]
depends on the composition
#100 to #41 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #131 to #41 - twofreegerbils (08/24/2014) [-]
Well a lot of steels do actually, just perhaps not in the looks department.
User avatar #132 to #131 - gibroner (08/24/2014) [-]
well yeah for looks but that's it really
User avatar #199 to #41 - darrensankari (08/24/2014) [-]
Everyone is so up in arms over "damascus steel". Care to explain the big deal?
User avatar #205 to #199 - ieatpaste (08/24/2014) [-]
its not actually "damascus" its pattern welded steel. it can be used to change the properties of the steel i.e. flexibility, hardness, toughness. most people like it because it looks cool.
User avatar #66 to #41 - Gandalfthewhite (08/24/2014) [-]
it's like valarian steel, but real.
User avatar #67 to #66 - gibroner (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah that's what Valyrian steel was based off
User avatar #71 to #67 - Gandalfthewhite (08/24/2014) [-]
i could tell, only thing is from what i hear damascus steel is actually a cheap weaker version of solid steel, as it was only made since they couldn't perfect pure steel without cutting it with something else. Like pure cocaine and coke cut with towcompowder or some ****
User avatar #185 to #71 - mountainyard (08/24/2014) [-]
Modern Damascus Steel is usually made from regular Carbon Steel and a High nickel alloy (10N20, usually about 2%nickel)
User avatar #109 to #71 - ieatpaste (08/24/2014) [-]
not necessarily weaker if done correctly. True damascus is a lost art but what you normally see is called pattern welded steel or just has that pattern etched onto a regular steel blade. you can find the etched ones at gas stations. no self respecting bladesmith would etch a fake damascus pattern.
#181 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
#3 - therealnaruto (08/23/2014) [-]
Looks like somethng straigh out of the Final Fantasy series...
#151 to #3 - goonzooz (08/24/2014) [-]
... so why did you use Naruto?
... so why did you use Naruto?
User avatar #164 to #151 - aizeinstein (08/24/2014) [-]
I guess it's like the anti of uchihalover and uzumakilover.
User avatar #153 to #151 - brokenhalf (08/24/2014) [-]
he's like the ***********
#116 - nat (08/24/2014) [-]
>followed on way home    
>would be attacker gets in close    
>attacker spins me around and pulls out his gun   
>I instinctive pull my two and a half grand pocket knife out   
>attacker sees my knife    
>realise the knife is the most valuable thing on me   
>mfw i bought a $2500 knife to a gunfight
>followed on way home
>would be attacker gets in close
>attacker spins me around and pulls out his gun
>I instinctive pull my two and a half grand pocket knife out
>attacker sees my knife
>realise the knife is the most valuable thing on me
>mfw i bought a $2500 knife to a gunfight
#146 to #116 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
Bring a knife to a gun fight, stab them while they're laughing
User avatar #194 to #146 - nat (08/24/2014) [-]
#149 - WTFburger (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #186 to #149 - terska (08/24/2014) [-]
Can you like...not?
#184 - Seraff ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
It looks cool but what are the stats on it?
It looks cool but what are the stats on it?
#200 to #184 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
+3 agility, +7 charisma.
#167 - lastgentleman (08/24/2014) [-]
For when you wanna stab someone AND let them know you're rich at the same time.
User avatar #35 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
think I'll just stick with my spyderco
that **** looks highly impractical.
User avatar #60 to #35 - demandsgayversion (08/24/2014) [-]
Do you get into a lot of knife fights, then?
User avatar #61 to #60 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
knives are useful for a lot more than fighting
and that knife in the pic would suck in any type of fighting scenario
User avatar #63 to #61 - demandsgayversion (08/24/2014) [-]
Don't be such a pretentious cunt, it's a ******* collector's item.
User avatar #65 to #63 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
of course it's a collectors item
but where did I say it wasn't?
all I said is I'd rather stick to my spyderco, because it's much more practical
and still looks great
User avatar #70 to #65 - demandsgayversion (08/24/2014) [-]
Sticking with your *specific name dropped brand* knife implies that you'd be replacing it. And what tribe do you live in that relies on the practicality of a knife often but also has internet? Do you not trust other people's silverware, so you bring your own?
User avatar #74 to #70 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
are you retarded? spyderco is one of many quality knife brands
I just prefer spyderco.
and knives have everyday uses.a lot of them.
User avatar #77 to #74 - demandsgayversion (08/24/2014) [-]
I have never been in a situation where I needed to have my own personal knife.

And see, you don't need to prefer a knife. You're not a professional. Especially judging a brand of miscellaneous item rather than independent products, it just exudes an aroma of douche that can only be described as "jackass".
User avatar #80 to #77 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
what the flying **** are you even talking about?
I said one knife because I happen to have that knife as an edc
of course I'm no "professional" by any standards
but I have enough common sense to know when a knife is useless for anything other than looking at.
and sure it's ok to collect them. but I myself prefer sharp knives with steel that can hold an edge, has practical features for when I'm camping, fishing, need it to cut open a box, clamshell packaging, for little uses out and about, and for self defense if it ever came down to it.
I do have a fair amount of knives from different brands.
spyderco is one of the leading brands is all. and the one I have is useful as an edc, and for self defense.
so it has nothing to do with anyone being a jackass. you're just an incredibly angry person.
User avatar #81 to #80 - demandsgayversion (08/24/2014) [-]
You're a bloody psychopath, aren't you?
User avatar #82 to #81 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
what makes me a psychopath lmao
the fact that I like knives?
User avatar #87 to #82 - demandsgayversion (08/24/2014) [-]
For one, you use the term "edc". That's not normal. So you carry a knife around everywhere, apparently dreaming of getting to use it as "defense" good idea, introduce a knife into a physical altercation, really stand up kinda guy , and apparently you're picky about your knives because Cheapko's blade of metal isn't as industrially reliable as spyderco to withstand the daily rigors of your clamshell packaging and nuclear fish.
User avatar #91 to #87 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
the better quality steel holds an edge
meaning you don't have to sharpen it as often
when camping that's incredibly useful
and welcome to the real world where life isn't bubbly and happy
if a criminal happened to have a knife, and you, in an attempt to be an "outstanding guy" decide not to carry one
who the **** do you think would win that fight
god forbid they have a gun
User avatar #93 to #91 - demandsgayversion (08/24/2014) [-]
Camping is one thing, but you don't have a camping knife, you carry one with you everywhere.

And great idea, attack someone with a gun. You'd definitely survive an emergency situation. There's a very common phrase, "don't bring a knife to a gun fight", and even if you had a gun - good job, you plan on turning a mugging into a murder. Unless you're referring to a random street murder, those happen all the time. **** it, I'll take back everything I said if you live in Detroit - but I don't think there's many opportunities to fish in an apocalyptic ghetto.
User avatar #96 to #93 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
jesus christ man
someone tries attacking you
that's the scenario I'm talking about
it's better to have a knife than to have nothing at all.
and the knife I'm referring to is great for camping. and self defense.
User avatar #101 to #96 - demandsgayversion (08/24/2014) [-]
Who attacks you? How often does that happen? If you're going to obsessively carry something around for rare emergency situations, you should carry a first aid kit.
User avatar #104 to #101 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
because a first aid kit will keep someone from slicing an artery, right

and there are crazy people out there. maybe if you live in a small town with low crime rates, you wouldn't need a knife. but if you're a 120 pound girl who has to go out at night for groceries or walking anywhere really, like myself,
a knife is a good thing to have. or pepper spray. but that isn't always effective.
thinking you would never need one is naive, stupid, and dangerous for your own self.
User avatar #120 to #104 - demandsgayversion (08/24/2014) [-]
You're very paranoid.
User avatar #123 to #120 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
also that's exactly why I said you'd too naive to discuss these things with
User avatar #126 to #123 - demandsgayversion (08/24/2014) [-]
If naive means "not scared of people", sure, **** it, I'm naive.
User avatar #122 to #120 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
well seeing things first hand does tend to make one paranoid
but being prepared is smart. not paranoid.
User avatar #124 to #122 - demandsgayversion (08/24/2014) [-]
So, since you've seen someone be attacked, you are now more likely to be attacked?
User avatar #115 to #104 - demandsgayversion (08/24/2014) [-]
How is a knife more likely to save your life than to end it? If you're attacked, which apparently happens all the time, it's most likely a mugging. If you pull out a knife, someone's probably going to die. Would you rather 100% lose your wallet or gamble between stabbing another human being or being stabbed yourself?
User avatar #117 to #115 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
you are too naive to be discussing this with
User avatar #118 to #117 - demandsgayversion (08/24/2014) [-]
That's a cop-out
User avatar #119 to #118 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
it's not.
because not every attack is based on robbing you
there's rapists
complete psychos
and people who just want to pick a fight
User avatar #105 to #104 - demandsgayversion (08/24/2014) [-]
Do you carry around a car jack in case you find someone trapped under a vending machine? Because that's statistically more likely to happen than you getting attacked.
User avatar #107 to #105 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
in my particular city, chances of becoming a victim of a crime is 1/129. and I live in an average small city
chances of having a vending machine kill you, 1/112 million
so stop talking out your ass and do some real research

also many people have jacks in their car.
User avatar #112 to #107 - demandsgayversion (08/24/2014) [-]
I was bluffing, but if you're so keen on research, find an emergency that's just as likely to happen as you getting attacked, then ask yourself why you don't carry an object pertaining to that emergency instead of a knife.

I don't have to have an exact example to make my point, there's definitely a situation and utensil you could carry around instead of a knife.
User avatar #114 to #112 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
because I can't go outside in a big bubble. but I can carry a lightweight knife which could potentially save my life.
that's why I don't carry every thing that I could POSSIBLY need.
User avatar #182 - fadetometallica (08/24/2014) [-]
I have no idea what the **** you just said, but it sounds fancy and totally not worth it.
User avatar #1 - gattlingwolf (08/23/2014) [-]
#203 - seniorcheif (08/24/2014) [-]
it would be an honor to be stabbed by that knife. if my life is to end by stabbing i demand this one be used!
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